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194,199 I drink a two liter bottle of cola every day. I know it's bad for me but I'm addicted. Is there a 12-step meeting for sodaholics?


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194,198 The desire to post online and receive feedback is stronger than a heroin addiction. People can't hold themselves back. I think this will be a future problem for society. There will need to be support groups to help people stay away from the keyboard.


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194,197 Sunday was Easter and we had a family meal. My oldest daughter was in town and her best friend, Ellah,  came over with her live in boyfriend Jerome,  who is black. No problem. We have known Ellah for years and her friend is ours.

We are at the meal and the conversation turns to race. Mostly between Jerome and James who is the husband of daughter #2.   In this conversation Jerome waves his hand from one end of the table to the other and says "You know, all  you white people are racists. You just don't know it or you won't admit it"

This is what the current generation has for manners ?  This young man comes invited to our house for a family celebration and in the process paints us all with a broad brush and insults us in the process.  Leave race aside. Graceless and rude.


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194,196 I love sex and all, but cum really grosses me out. For some reason it's less bad when you're covered in sweat from hours of good hard fucking, but in most scenarios I'm actually disgusted by it. Male cum especially, because i learned that cum is basically mucus coming from your genitals, and swallowing that is akin to drinking a snot rocket. Blehhhhh >.<


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194,195 Growing up in the UK I was a short, scrawny child with red hair & green eyes (tantamount to an ugly ogre- or so I was repeatedly told by my bullies). Then puberty hit and I shot up & out- big boobs, grew taller & amazingly “became” pretty. Everything changed overnight. Fellas that made fun of me suddenly wanted to date me (no thanks) and the girls that picked on me wanted to be friends (again, no thanks). Fast forward decades later the same people that tormented me: some died from various cancers, had multiple divorces, died in auto accidents, the beautiful girls I admired got heavy & lost their looks, etc. just crazy awful things. I never, ever wished bad on these people I just took my lumps. I became a book nerd, read up on everything, went to college, etc. My life is great and I love my family but I always wonder is Karma real? None of those people deserved this- kids can be cruel, I get it. It’s just weird & creepy to me.


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194,194 Kids at the school that got shot up are complaining about the clear backpacks they have to use now?  Just a few weeks ago they wanted to throw out an Amendment to the Constitution and now they snarkily compare having backpacks and supervised entry into their school to 'prison'?  Fuck you.  Sorry for your loss.  Good luck with your grieving but FUCK YOU...


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194,193 Some women in my office were forwarding around a photo of a very well-built shirtless man.  I don’t understand how that is acceptable but if some guys passed around a photo of a woman there would be major outrage.  I’m sick of all the double standards.


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194,191 I quit drinking alcohol for Lent. Specifically, I was a beer drinker. I still don’t want to go back. I hope this sticks.


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194,190 I don't get these people who moved away from the town, like moved away 5 years ago, but they continue to post on the town forum. Look, you moved away. Be done with it. Go post on the forum in your new town. I don't really want to hear your opinion on what you think is best for the town you no longer live in.


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194,189 Part of me knows I might actually end up killing myself.

I don't know when I will, but I know it's already on my mind..


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194,188 Would you ever considering having a fling with someone from your high school reunion? My wife is going to her 30 year reunion. I can't go. She has booked a hotel room for herself. Can someone answer honestly if you would sleep with an old high school flame given this situation?


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194,187 "In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost..."

So who is this holy ghost guy? I'm not knocking him. But I don't understand who he is or what he looks like or what he does or how he is related to the father and son.


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194,186 I'm so fucking high right now. Fuck you job! Fuck you boss! Fuck you ex-wife! Fuck you everyone! Just leave me alone.


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194,185 I am addicted to fucking married women. I just love fucking a woman of another man: wife,  girlfriend, fiancee ... It's such a fun.


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194,184 My wife is never happy. She brings no joy to the table. There's no playfulness or humor. She's a Debbie Downer all the time.

We went for a drive in the snow. I put the truck in 4 wheel drive and took her for a ride. The countryside around here looks great after fresh snow. I took it all in and appreciated how beautiful the world can be.

She on the other hand, oh boy. She complained for the entire trip. She was unhappy the roads weren't completely plowed. She complained plow drivers make too much money. She complained cars were going too fast for her liking. She complained I had the truck's heat on too low. Then she complained it was too high. Then she complained I had the windshield wipers on the wrong speed. She complained I needed new snow tires. I told her these are new snow tires. She complained the garage must have ripped me off. I finally turned on the radio -- really to drown her out. She complained the radio was on.

I ended the drive early, after only 20 minutes. I dropped her off at the house and said I needed to go to the hardware store. I lied. I went back onto the rural roads and peacefully took in the beauty of it all. Without her dragging me down.


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194,183 Sorting by most recent comments is a good idea. Now I don't miss anything. Thank you.


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194,182 One of my kid's godparents totally bailed on us shortly after the baptism. Never saw the person again. It bothers me. I spent a lot of time choosing who I thought would be a good person. Then they disappear???


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194,181 Marshmallow Peeps are sickening.


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194,180 There are people I come across who work in these nowhere jobs.  For example, a part time receptionist. Even though she has made very little of her life, she's a self proclaimed expert on all that Trump does wrong. She can't see how silly she sounds. He's a successful billionaire. She works a few hours per week at a low paying job. But she thinks she knows better than Trump when it comes to the economy and policies and immigration and all the rest.  It's laughable how deluded people are.



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194,179 I am sick to death of Yahoo's "Story Continues" crap that leads to pages that stick or don't open at all, or lead to some crappy advertising that has nothing to do with the original story.  I've had enough!  I am switching to MSN and others for my news and information.  

I loathe being manipulated!  Goodbye, Yahoo, and good riddance!!!


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194,178 I think Jesus was the original super hero. The man had powers. Coming back from the dead. Turning water into wine. Pulling endless fish from a basket.  Could you imagine how useful that would be in an X-men movie? Magneto is trying to steal some radioactive isotope. He's got his helmet on so Charles can't stop him. But then along comes Jesus and his basket. He starts throwing fish at Magneto. Endless amounts of fish. No one likes to be hit by a fish. It gets fish slime on their clothes. It smells bad. Magneto is kind of the anal sort who always likes to look presentable. End result, Magneto would give up and run away. Jesus wins again! I could totally see a X-Men Jesus movie.


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194,177 How do you know I’m not the one?


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194,176 You really are a pervert!  Shame on you ... and you know who you are.


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194,175 I don't want any "live edge," barnwood, chalk painted or other "rustic" garbage in my home.  This ugly, recycled junk looks just like what it is, junk, that would look much better on the curb on rubbish day.


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194,174 Me again.  I posted 193,891 two weeks ago.  It was about how I got really drunk and "mistakenly texted" my friend's hot 18-year old daughter.  I barely ever see her because she's at school.  But those few times I have seen her, she was giving me the "fuck me" look.  I'm almost 30 years older than she is, so while drunk I pretended to be texting someone with a similar name, just to see how she would respond.  She never replied.  When I sobered up I spent a week terrified that she might have told her dad - my friend - about it.  Her dad is older than I am and it would be obvious to him what I was trying to do by texting his daughter.  He'd be furious with me and stop talking to me.  I even deleted my number off of Facebook so she wouldn't know it was me.  

Then I posted 194,027 to say I saw her dad and he didn't act like he knew anything, and thank god I got away with that stupid stunt, and I'll never do that again.

So yesterday...

I'm looking through Facebook and on my timeline is a picture she posted of herself where one can see a new tattoo she got.  I'm still nervous that she thinks I'm some sort of pervert and that she said something to her dad about me.  I really want to get a sense as to whether she now thinks I'm some sort of weirdo.  I know every young woman likes to talk about their tattoos, so here's a chance to break the ice with a young woman I barely ever see or talk to in order to find out what she's thinking.  I message her something like, "I see you turned 18 and the first thing you did was get a tattoo!  Good for you, I've always been too scared to get a tattoo."  I figure that she won't even respond because she thinks I'm a creep, and I'll never say another word to her.  And if she does respond, she'll probably ask me about my text message and I can apologize.

20 minutes later, she responds.

"Thanks lol.  If you're so scared, how about we go and get tattoos together?"

I swear to god that I'm not making this up.  I swear to fucking god I am not lying.  That's the first thing my friend's 18-year old daughter says to me in almost a year.

We message back and forth for the next three hours.  She hints that she never tells her parents anything about what she does, and she thinks it's funny that our age difference will raise a few eyebrows when we get tattoos together.  I give her my cell number.  At this point I know she'll probably like knowing that I tried getting in touch with her two weeks ago.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.  God help me.


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194,173 When I arrived late to your dinner, it wasn't because I was being fashionable. It was because I didn't want to come.


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194,172 I hate being the go to emergency person or person to ask for favors all the time because I'm not married and dont have kids. I feel obligated to say yes all the time and it's making me resent people.


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194,171 When I see a woman with a wart, I assume she was splashed with tainted semen at that exact spot. If you notice, women develop warts on their faces and pussies.


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194,170 I try to always keep an empty Snapple bottle in the car in case I'm stuck in traffic and I have to pee. Snapple bottle have the perfect size opening for this purpose. I think it's one of their selling points. Have you ever tried peeing into an empty Pepsi can while sitting in a car? Impossible.


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194,169 It pains me to see a transgender 8 year old. I don't think the kid is transgender at all. I think the parents are messed up.


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194,168 You are not the one.


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194,167 I swear I'm not being a creeper, stalking, or doing anything wrong in any way. I've analyzed my actions to death, and still coming up at zero. She won't talk to me, and it bothers me. She's said before that she is "really busy" and can't reply to me, but she's posting on social media every hour.

This isn't a romantic thing, it's just friends.

While it hurts, I'm taking the hint. She doesn't want me in her life unless she wants to vent or brag. Taking the silent treatment hurts, but it's teaching me a lesson. I get it now. I'm not wanted. I'll stop trying. I'm sorry, and it hurts my heart, but I'll STFU and stop bothering her.

It's the curse that comes with being "the nice guy".


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194,158 Im having a very difficult time finding a job. Im getting very discouraged


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194,157 I'm actually kind of worried about the safety of my job.

I was pressured into filling out a survey to tell the company about how I felt as an employee, my work-life balance, and if I would refer a friend to work there. It was supposed to be an anonymous survey, held by a 2nd party company, who would deliver an aggregate of responses, and they wouldn't identify who said what.

But... My company is highly liberal in relation to politics. They aren't shy about their leanings in their global weekly emails. They side-step around little issues, but stand firm in their support of "feelings over facts".

It had been a shitty day, and after four months of 60-hour weeks, I had a moment of weakness. I did the survey. I used the feedback tool to let them know how I felt. But as a hard-working conservative, and mostly identifying as a Libertarian, I know my thoughts are in the minority. The thought-police at big companies likes to fire people who think differently.


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194,156 I think it's disgusting...

The brilliant dumbass David Hogg gets his own videos on youtube banned because of his language and insults, because of the 'do not bully' rule, his public rants should be Rated-R, he lies non-stop, he's fed talking points by the media companies that eat up his lines, and he's loving the spotlight he thrust himself into, because what he's doing now is his life's ambition.

But... Some conservative news face gives her Rated-G giggle at his widely publicized inability to get into college, even ones that are highly liberal and who I think would love his publicity, and this lady is shamed and might lose her job.

I really fail to see how a vulgar liar gets to potentially ruin a good woman's career because he is whiney. Well, I get it. Two months ago high schoolers were dying because they ate Tide Pods, but now this kid at home heard about a shooting at his school, so he rode his bike in to view the aftermath, and now he has a better handle on the US Constitution than any adult, he's an expert on firearms and death statistics, and he's probably a genius at labor laws as well.

But yet after this brilliant vulgar dumbass gets his feeler hurt by a teasing tweet, a dozen behemoth companies withdraw their advertising support monies so they can look "progressive" or some kind of supportive of this douchebag.

These stupid companies will no longer have my business because they are trying to make a name for themselves by being stupid. I looked closely at the list. I spend about $3000 a year combined on these companies, but no longer.

My first act of protest was driving past OfficeDepot and going next door to Target for that memory stick I needed for work. Usually I'd order online from OD, but no, I took the time to drive across town, tell the store manager what an idiot his company is being, told off three employees who tried to say their owners were being civic, and made sure they knew how much business they were losing. It felt good.


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194,155 I'm done Done DONE with my job. I will be the fourth person to leave within the past two months, due to the shitty treatment we get from our shift lead. I really don't want to leave without another job lined up, but I have plenty of savings so I will walk out if I have to. I need my sanity way more than I need to be working for the Son of Hitler in this fucking hellhole.


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194,154 A few weeks after first dating my wife, we had the obligatory conversation about our prior sexual experiences. I told her about the wildest thing I've ever done. It was a threesome in college. Two guys and a girl. I even told her how, at the request of the girl,  the other guy sucked on my cock for a few minutes, before we turned our attention back to the girl. Secret. I didn't tell her the whole story. Not only did he suck on my cock, I came in his mouth. Then I sucked on his cock and he came in my mouth. My wife doesn't know this part.


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194,153 My sister and my ex-husband are friends on facebook. Very inconsiderate.


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194,152 My kids and I refer to Easter as “Zombie Jesus Day.”
I once posted that on a social media site and my cousin flipped the F out. But really, how is that worse than buying your kid a basket full of candy and saying it’s because of Jesus?




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194,151 Every time my ex uploads a new photo, I die a little inside.
I miss him, and who we were together.
I often feel like that portion of my life is fading rapidly before I can file and remember all of our precious moments together. I feel like he’s slipping away.

One day..maybe everything we were will be a dream I can’t grasp or remember once I wake.

Life, as beautiful as it can be, can also be depressing by itself. You cannot stop time. Sometimes we make decisions we will later regret. Maybe my heart will break until my very last breath.
How decrepit my soul has become..especially in the moments I feel farthest away from you, Rodrigo.




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194,150 Why do we say Happy Easter? A guy died. It was a gruesome painful death. And we commemorate it by handing out chocolate and saying Happy Easter.


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194,149 So glad you got your baby back!  It could have happened to anyone; nobody's focus can be one hundred percent, one hundred percent of the time.  (Remember the baby getting into the cage at the zoo?)

The fact of the matter is that we live in a world full of monsters and we can never tell when one will strike.  Just watch the daily news!

God Bless you and your children!


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194,148 My boyfriend is clingy and needy. I’m tired of him agreeing that he needs help for his issues, but then he just goes back to relying on me to cope. I’m done with this!


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194,146 I now passed my PMP exam.


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194,145 The worst people in the world are tax collectors.

I get it - people like to have jobs to validate their existence, but really? Tax collectors? I can't think of another job that would depress me more. Fining people money for the "pleasure" of trying to eek out an living by making their own way instead of working for a huge company that pays less money in federal taxes than I do for my day job.

I would never hurt a person for their job or their career, but every time I talk to someone who has a livelyhood of stealing money from me to pay for BS, I want to yell at them for being a horrible person.

Charging a person a third of their income for the "pleasure" or doing business in their county/city/state/nation is insane.


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194,144 Somebody took my baby today. I took my five year old and 16 month old to this bird aviary place. Part of it is a large room with a bunch of jungle foliage and a waterfall with a path that goes through it and the birds are just freely flying and walking around. It was pretty crowded.  Well, I was on the path and my five year old and I were looking at the pictures of birds on a plaque. My baby was in the stroller RIGHT beside me. But I guess I was focusing too closely on the plaque. We had only been looking at the plaque for about ten seconds, so It happened fast. I kind of heard someone say something like “that’s not our stroller. You don’t take other people’s strollers.” I looked beside me and the baby was gone! Somebody had wheeled him away from right beside me and I didn’t even notice! I started running down the path. Down a slope and around a corner, there he was. Sitting in his stroller. Totally fine. The whole thing maybe took 20 seconds.

So I’m pretty sure a child started pushing the stroller and the Mom noticed and made the child stop, which is understandable. But to just leave him there?

p.s. don’t bother commenting to say I’m a terrible mother for letting my baby out of my sight. I will just delete any comments like that.  


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194,143 I really hate low life , punks . Hopefully, next time you'll be caught on tape or better yet some one will come out with a gun and shoot you for breaking into private property. Your day will come , bitter , jealous,loser , low life thug.


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194,142 I have a cracked tooth. I've had it for many many years. The dentist did it when he was working on a nearby tooth. The crack is well below the gum line. Sometimes it gets infected and tender. When it happens my hearts beats funny. It gurgles. It only happens when my tooth is sore. Weird.


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194,141 I'm on a diet again. Hopefully this time for more than a day.


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194,140 I can defeat all of you, any time I want.

Today I proved it. ^_^


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194,139 Oh, my GOSH! I don't know whether I'm more excited, thrilled, or proud of myself: at 53 years of age, I've just had my first ever WET DREAM! I guess it really should be no surprise - I was dreaming about the very first time I ever ejaculated; I was around 13 or 14 and had just started masturbating maybe a month earlier. I clearly remember how each time I played with myself, I'd get just a bit closer to the edge, but I'd always stop just short of climax, because I could feel that SOMEthing was about to happen, and I wasn't sure if that was a good thing or bad!
Then one night, I decided that, for better or worse, I HAD to know what I'd been missing! So I started masturbating, until I reached the familar point where I'd usually stop, but I was determined to find out once and for all just WHAT would happen!
I remember feeling a sensation like my body was taking over; that once I crossed the line, there'd be no turning back, but despite my worries, I began stroking harder and faster, squeezing tighter and tighter, until finally it happened - the dam BURST wide open and I started spewing, thick, hot puddles of sticky semen all over myself! Initially, I was terrified; I hadn't expected to make such a mess! It was dark and my eyes were closed tight so I couldn't see - was I bleeding? Had I broken something? Would it ever stop? But even then, I knew I didn't WANT it to stop - it just felt SO good! Needless to say, I was HOOKED, and from that night forward, I began masturbating every night - I'm to the point now where I masturbate MANY times a day, and I still can't WAIT to do it again! And now, I can even ejeculate in my sleep! From now on, I hope to wake up EVERY morning to a sticky mess of semen all over the sheets! I can't wait to take them down to the laundromat and show off my new achievement!


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194,138 Picture this, your son comes to you one day and says, "Mom, I've been shooting heroin. I really enjoy it. It's my place in life."

Would you then say, "I'm so happy for you. I'm glad you've found your niche. Maybe we could go to a drug den together and shoot up."

No you wouldn't.

But according to Hollywood, if your son comes to you one day and says, "Mom, I've been wearing women's clothing. I really enjoy it. It's my place in life."...

we're led to believe that hip moms then say,  "I'm so happy for you. I'm glad you've found your niche. Maybe we could go bra and pantie shopping together."

Hollywood is sickeningly PC. It's out of control.




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194,137 My coworker keeps asking what’s wrong with me today. I told him I’m tired because “I’m having a miscarriage” seems like it might not be workplace appropriate. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel. It started yesterday. It was super early on. I’m kind of down and don’t feel great. My husband is being incredibly kind and taking care of me, but I just want to feel normal.


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194,136 There are real sick people out there. My wife isn't one of them. She will go to the doctor if she has a simple headache. She'll call the doctor's office and make it out like it's an emergency and they have to squeeze her in and disrupt all the other regularly scheduled patients. She does this at least once a month. She's going to the wrong kind of doctor. She needs mental help not physical help.


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194,135 This guy actually threatened to quit fucking me at 4 in the morning while I’m still asleep. He threatened to take away my sexual assault as if it’s been a gift!

He might kill me when I have enough money for divorce, but at this point, it’s worth it.


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194,134 I have a 52 year old female friend. She gets really upset if I and others  do not  “like” her postings on Facebook. Recently, she had a falling out with a mutual friend and bashed him on Facebook. She became passively agressive to me because I posted on this mutual friend’s posting “let’s do dinner soon”.

I don’t get it! Why do people give Facebook so much gaw dam importantance?!?! How old are you Diana?? 12??? Like she values herself according to how many “likes” her postings get?!? She must be very unhappy! I don’t give two fucks if people “like” my postings.

Also, I will never understand why people air their dirty laundry on Facebook. Do they not understand that bashing someone on Facebook is a reflection of themselves?? People no longer have boundaries!

So sick of the femal drama on Facebook! I know men don’t have this drama!

43 year old Mom in Texas




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194,133 131- I completely agree. I enjoy my space and privacy very much. However, the men that like me, want to see me as much as possible. & the guys I want this with, think I want to be more serious Or just don’t feel the same.

Dating is hard

My advice: if you’re in a healthy relationship, try to work through the obstacles together bcuz trust me there are much worse out there.


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194,132 I don't mind dying. I just don't want it to hurt. I don't want pain to be my last memory.


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194,131 I would love to meet a man who understood the concept of space. Like, I would love to have somebody to go out to dinner with and do fun things, have sex, but not be so obligated all of the time. I am a loner and love doing my own thing. I love going to the gym or just staying at home reading and silence. Every relationship I’ve had has been ruined because I don’t want to do every damn thing together.


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194,129 I used to work in a fast food restaurant. There were a few times where a food item fell on the floor and I picked it up and served it anyway.

I kind of want to go back in time to when I did that and punch myself in the face.


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194,128 I drove up to a Drive Thru. There was a car off to the side, so i pulled up to the Speaker.
She immediately gunned it behind me CUSSING out the window, with her little daughter in the car.  "FUCKIN CUT ME OFF, FUCK YOU!!!"
i paid for my stuff, and gave the Cashier a $20, and said "please pay for their stuff, and give her the change, I didn't realize i was 'fucking cutting her off'"
.....I can imagine how that piece of shit felt when she pulled up ! Yes, you White Trash idiot, there are good people out there, who aren't intentionally trying to screw you over.
Now, go be that GREAT MOM that you appear to be.


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194,127 I know I'm more emotional at the moment, so I want some feedback that will hopefully give me perspective.

I only get to spend 4 days out of a month just with my boyfriend. We don't live together, but he has a daughter, so every second weekend is centred around her.
I have no issues with that.

However, now, I wasn't feeling so well in the morning and rather than go to the shops, for clothing for himself,  and come back, he has left me at his house, with no internet and with not much to do in the area, while he's gone to visit a friend.

Given that I happily would have gone and seen the friend with him, I'm feeling rather annoyed.

I feel like he wants the good parts of a relationship, but otherwise wants to act like he's single.

I used to be independent and I don't know what's happened.

We've been together for 5 years now.

It scares me that I love him more than he loves me, or am I just being unreasonable and clingy?


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194,126 I'm not sure if I want kids.
I'm mostly nervous about the whole birthing part of it, but I also don't think I'll care enough about the kid... :/


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194,125 As a guy I faked orgasms. It was with my wife. She wanted to get pregnant. I wasn't so sure. I faked doing it inside her.


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194,124 The only time I saw my Dad cry was when I told him I was accepted to college.


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194,123 Midnight mass on Christmas Eve was a thing in a town where I used to live. Anyone who was anyone had to go. It was the social event of the season. People all came together to show what good souls they were. The problem was, not everyone could fit in the church. So tickets were handed out. You could only go with a ticket. What happened was socially minded people who only go to church once a year swarmed to get tickets a few weeks early. Those who went to church regularly didn't think ahead and didn't get to go at all. So my family never got to attend the midnight mass. But other families who skipped church for 51 weeks in a row, they were the ones at midnight mass. I could tell it made my mother mad, but being the good  person she is, she never complained.


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194,122 I go to church all year but skip Easter and Christmas because of the thousands of people that only go on those days, it is too crowded.


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194,121 "....You have to believe we are magic
Nothin' can stand in our way"

My 47-year-old husband loves to sing this song in the shower, in his big old gruff baritone.  He gets INTO it too --

"Bring all your DREAMS, TO LIFE..."

*wait for it, wait for it*

"...for you..."

Cutest, funniest thing EVER.

Can't help loving that man.

F / 45 / Married 20 years, and he still makes me laugh and laugh


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194,120 Happens every year at this time. My wife treats me like dirt. She throws a tantrum and calls me names.  If you heard her rants, you'd think I was a murdering rapist.

The issue?

She is religious. I am not. She wants me to go to Easter Mass.  I can't. I have to work exactly because I cover for some of the more religious people who need the day off (hospital). In other words, I am being kind to others and enabling them to participate in their religion.

My wife totally misses the irony that her very Christian self is being unkind to me.  Her understanding of the religion is lacking.


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194,119 Sometimes I am overwhelmed by the generosity of others. There is goodness in this world.


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194,118 In the winter when there is snow on the ground, I'll look for footprints in my yard. I never find any which tells me none of my neighbors have been looking in my windows late at night.


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194,117 Yeah, I know I'm totally unlovable. It's cool.

But let's face it; so are you.

Go fuck yourself.


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194,116 I don't fake anything.

24f


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194,115 I hate my night job.  I can't wait to quit.  I wouldn't even mind getting fired, which is what is going to happen if they keep fucking with me!  I am there more for them than for me and i have learned to hate them.  


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194,114 I love my son’s children but they are rude, disrespectful, and argumentative beyond belief. Constant fighting, screaming, crying, selfish behavior, nastiness to each other, their parents, and their grandparents. It’s life draining to visit them.


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194,113 This seems to be a secret: if you don’t work hard enough, you fail. It’s no one else’s fault that your car broke down and you can’t fix it. It’s yours. It’s no one else’s fault you failed school. It’s yours. You didn’t work hard enough. Work harder. No one gives a shit about your excuses because excuses never fixed problems, but hard work does.


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194,112 Tommy is bordering on a half century. HALF CENTURY! How? It’s still the best album ever, as it was in 1969....


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194,111 I wish I could remember all of the beautiful words and passages my mind creates and get it down on paper.  When I sit down hoping to recreate what extemporaneously scrolled through my brain- it is gone...

I keep hoping to pen my masterpiece and be my own version of Henry Miller, Earnest Hemingway and Norman Mailer.  

Persistence.  


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194,110 I'm sad because my wife is always sick and there's nothing I can do about it. A good part of her life has been spent in the ER and she's had enough of going to the hospital all the time. I wish they'd find a solution for her pain.


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194,109 After my boyfriend orgasms is when I can orgasm. Like while he's just chillin inside me. Its kind of embarrassing for whatever reason, so I don't always let myself, but sometimes I absolutely cannot stop it. Not like I ever want to! It is the best orgasms ever. But embarrassing for some reason.


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194,108 To answer 194100 I can obviously only speak for myself. I am a 43 yr old female in a commited relationship. At this point I would say at least 75% of mine are fake. For many different reasons.


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194,107 I have been struggling financially for a while. I posted some secrets a few months ago about struggling to put food on the table.

Well, things are much better now. I am working a LOT and though we are not quite where I like us to be, we have enough to cover all of our bills and necessities and still some left to save and even do something fun once in a while!

But I find I have developed this overwhelming fear of facing my finances. I put off paying the bills until I start getting calls because the thought of paying them fills me with anxiety and panic. I worry that we’re going to run out of money again. I wonder if I will ever get over this.


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194,106 I am in Hawaii right now and there is a clothing-optional black sand beach across the street from us.  It is in a remote place in the big island.

I asked my wife if she wanted to go to the beach and get naked and she gave me a look like I left a turd in the punch bowl.  

We went to the beach but she did not being her suit.  When we got there I buck ass naked and went in the water.  For the hour we were there my wife stood looking in the distance.

There were all types of bodies there and it was not sexual, but thank God for hippie chicks!  It was so nice seeing a nice bush on a beautiful body.   Than you!

Next time I am going solo!


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194,105 ....You have to believe we are magic
Nothin' can stand in our way
.....
I'll bring all your dreams alive....For you....

I heard this beautiful song for the first time when I was 8 years old.  Taylor ain’t got nothin on Olivia.  

Nothin.   Nothin.   Nothin.  


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194,104 I've wondered if autism is the normal human condition, the original state of our ancestors. And being intelligent and emotionally connected is the birth defect.

It makes sense. For 100,000 years cavemen wandered around gathering nuts and berries. Language skills were primitive. Writing skills were simple drawings on a cave wall. Similar to the things you see in a Special Ed class today. Perhaps our ancestors were autistic. And then 5.000 years ago humans encountered a birth defect of higher order intellectual capabilities.

Which means you can't cure autism. Autism is our baseline, our foundation.  You can't take the foundation away or everything on top of it will fall.


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194,103 I just watched four YouTube videos of kids before and after autism diagnoses. Holy shit. All parents should watch those.


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194,102 After colonizing, intimidating and manipulating blacks and other beautiful countries out there. White people have moved on to animal colonization. Since when did dogs become humans. I feel sorry for dogs, practically been used for human amusements. Humans turn them into how they want them to be, castrate them and sell them etc. When I hear dogs are human best friend, I am like because the cant talk back at you or tell you truth. Hopefully one day animals will revolt against there colonial masters.


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194,101 So I’d had a crush on this attractive man for some time, and it progressed into some rather nice flirting, even to the point of getting to know each other quite a bit.  Things were looking good. I thought it was only a matter of time before things got physical, maybe even turn a real relationship.

Then — he blew up at me over the most trivial misunderstanding imaginable.  He could only communicate with me here and there because of his work, but when he got angry at me (over something idiotic!) SUDDENLY he spent about half an hour listing EVERY tiny little grievance imaginable, whereupon he started casting aspersions on my intelligence and my grip on reality.  He took more elaborate words to say it, but not only am I inconsiderate and annoying, I’m stupid and crazy.

He sounded EXACTLY like my parents.  I should have cut the fucker off at about 10 minutes, but I let him have his say like a polite person.

Sorry, former crush, but my attraction to you has gone POOF like a ball of flash paper in a bonfire.

I fucking despised my parents.  When they died what I mostly felt was relief.  I could never get naked with someone who treated me the way they treated me.

Not gonna happen, no-longer-attractive guy.  As a matter of fact, why don’t you move away and forget to call.  Not that you ever called much anyway.

Gay M / 28 / glad to be an orphan


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194,100 Women, a serious question. Perfect place for it. Can any woman share what percentage of her orgasms are fake? No judgement on my part. I'm not condemning anyone for faking an orgasm. I get it. It's easier sometimes. But I'd like to get a sense as to how often it happens.


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