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194,299 I really appreciate that the people on this site make far fewer grammar and spelling errors than people on most sites.


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194,298 A few years ago I knew this woman who told me she had no feelings in her nipples. She said breastfeeding had ruined her boobs. A few hours later she was drunk and offended to let me find out.

The situation and timing was wrong, but I can still see her smile and my cupped hand two inches from her chest when I stopped moving. I wish I had done it. I know it was wrong and we could have easily been caught. I also knew at the time I would regret not doing it.

Her cute little boobs could have been in my hands. And mouth. Damn that greener grass


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194,297 My boss, the company owner,  is a man from another era.  He walks like a man in control.   He doesn't ask, he commands.   It is very clear when your asked about something to give him the 3-4 sentence that summarizes the issue, then he will ask the questions. Long winded answers he has no patience for, and he has gotten rid of people who didn't understand that.  He wants results and things to be in progress, excuses are not accepted.   He has this gruffness about him but at the same time he is respectful, seldom swears, and a man you can count on if you needed help.

I compare this to my husband who is a modern man, that is a man who's balls have been trimmed by the modern day standards.  I've noticed things don't get done by him. He is talk and no action, any excuse will do, he asks permission for everything, rather that just doing. That includes fucking me, he never just does it he always, always asks.  He is a man that is not in control. I see it now, didn't long ago.



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194,296 I can dream about you, if I can't hold you tonight ....

:-(


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194,295 Listen fellas. What in the actual fuck? Are you all misogynists in this Cave now? Do you just want to string us all up by our vaginas? Is it really that bad?

Can you just get a divorce already and shut the fuck up?

Some woman out there had to squeeze your bitch ass out of her vagina.

What a bunch of whiners, enough already.

Your wife sucks at life. We get it. She gets her nails done. She’s evil. She gets massages. She’s the Devil.

Divorce the bitch and shut the fuck up.

You’re not winning at life bitching incessantly about it, you’re a whining little bitch.

Shut the fuck up.


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194,294 I miss being drunk all of the time.


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194,293 I've fallen into a mode where if I'm sending a person an email or text, I put in a fair number of smiley faces. Too often in the past people have misconstrued my responses as something mean or at least cold shoulder-ish. I'm not trying to be mean. But people like to find something wrong. So now I smiley face the hell out of everything I write.


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194,292 A close friend of mine is a maid. She cleans other people's houses. It's her job and she uses the money for bills.

But.....

Even though she loves me as a friend and I would never say this in real life, I want to hire her. At twice her current pay rate, I want her to be totally naked while she dusts the blinds and vacuums the den. Tits and ass showing while she does the dishes. Boobs bouncing while she cleans the coffee table.

But no. I'm a good friend. I do my own work and my own cleaning. She has no idea I fantasize about her.


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194,291 I might be attracted to my boss.  He's hilarious, crude, old school.  Older than me, in his 60's.  I don't find him cute, I feel mean saying that.  But he acts like a man.  Or maybe I just think he's a cool guy?  However, the other day I went to the bathroom and looked at my panties and they were wet, not with pee, it was that area where your pussy leaks out.  Wth?


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194,290 In one way or another, we're all prostitutes.

Some women are paid to show skin and to allow a man to enter their body in a variety of ways. They are called hoookers, prostitues, or whores, and their job is to use their body and brain for the pleasure of others, whether it's online or in person. Their job is looked down upon by society.

Most people use their brains to do a task. Computers, engines, rockets, bikes, septic systems, child care, forestry, whatever, these tasks all take knowledge and experience to do well, and the people doing these jobs need a certain knowledge and ability. So do women that sell access to their bodies. The prostitues just need the mindset to allow them to be comfortable naked, and they don't even always have to be pretty.

I'm a man, and an engineer for computer systems. I'm a cloud "ninja" (or so says the sticker I got in training last year lol). I trade my abilities for money. My brain power. I'm not so different than a pretty mid-twenties woman trading her body for money, we just have different good features. While we sell it differently, we both have an asset that others want, and will pay nicely for.

She trades her physical assets for a living, I trade my mental assets for a living. Her youth and tight skin are a fleeting asset, so are my mental powers. She will get older and soften, and the "girl next door" can transform into a MILF if she stays in the business, and she can hit a new market. I'll just get dumber and forget shit. She can become a GILF (grandma) and I'll be a relic of the past.

My job is to click a mouse and type on a keyboard. I get paid pretty well for it, and the specific industry I'm in pays well but isn't well liked. A woman selling her body can get paid well, but society doesn't overtly like it much. We all trade our bodies for cash. I'm actually a little jealous of women. My body shape isn't one that's preferred, so I'd go broke in the XXX business, but if I was young and sexy? I might be able to make a lot, and I'd still be have a nice bank account in a profession that's not well-regarded, just like now.

I'll be back in a bit, I'm going to go watch some porn. After that I need to get some work done. We all sell our bodies. We're all hookers of some sort. My version is just more socially acceptable. My act of selling my brain is applauded, but another person selling what's in their crotch is hated. In one way or another, we're all prostitutes. Why is it punishable by jail when I want to pay for a blowjob to make me happy when my wife isn't in the mood?


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194,289 I have a friend, or better, I had a friend. I met hem on the internet and he helped me enormously with many things on a personal level. but I feel like he has changed a lot, and so i have I. We have never met each other in real life and now he wanted pictures of my kids. He said he would keep on poking till he got them. Well, I blocked this e-mail. I will never see anything from him ever again and I'm relieved. What if his intentions is are bad and he is not who he says he is? Better off this way....


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194,288 For the past three years I've witness how my husband has his son every day Monday thru Friday and every other weekend . My husband forgets about everyone including our daughters when his son is around. His focus is completely on him and only him . Heck he don't even sleep with me but he does with his son. I'm sick of it . And every time I try to explain myself. I'm looked like the bad one. I have nothing to get up and leave.  It has mentally affected me


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194,287 I’m going to kill myself one of these nights with alcohol and heroin. I hate being alive


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194,286 There is so much to be done around this house before we can sell it. Rooms need to be painted. Floor scratches fix. Windows washed. Rugs vacuumed. Sticks need to be picked up in the yard. There's an endless list.

I explained this to my wife.  She then went out to get a massage.

I give up.


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194,285 You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their dog.

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194,284 I am an accountant for a government tax agency.  Sometimes I get to see tax returns of people who cheat on their taxes.  I can see how people were flagged for audits.  It’s some really obvious cheating they’re doing, like deductions for children but no social security numbers, or not declaring income when they were issued a 1099.  The 1099’s and social security numbers give us an easy and fast way to cross check the tax return.  If a deduction is taken but there’s no social or 1099, the computer kicks the return to the next stage for a low level audit.

There’s a few deductions available where there’s no way the numbers  can be cross checked for an audit.  You can write off huge deductions and never get caught.

Sorry, America.  I’ve got bills, too.  


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194,283 I don't want to live anywhere anymore. I'd like to sleep in my car and have no bills to worry about. No property taxes, no electricity bill, nothing.


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194,282 I do NOT understand why frank posts some of the secrets he posts. Especially the ones that get covered in postage stickers so that you cannot even read the whole secret. It seriously pisses me off.


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194,281 There's this girl I met last year, I thought she was really cool, and we added each other on facebook, and I cant forget this. She posted on mothers day this long post saying things like this.. "I wish I could've been your mother, Adam and Penelope. I wonder what you would look like. I love you ill see you both one day. Everyone, while I appreciate it, please stop telling me happy mothers day because it hurts so much."

So I'm thinking "oh my goodness how sad, this girl lost her babies. That's awful."

NOPE. Wrong. She had 2 abortions over the years. Not abusive relationship or anything, just not IDEAL timing. Yet still decided to name her children and act like she gets sympathy for that. As if people are lining up to say happy mothers day to anyone who gets an abortion? Wtf. Keep that shit to yourself attention whore.


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194,280 I don't think I could ever be in a relationship or even try spontaneous sex like a one night stand because I love masturbation so much. I believe part of the reason for that is because when I fantasize, I imagine random people interacting intimately with each other rather than including myself in sexual scenarios. I don't feel insecure about about my body though; I just simply can't visualize myself in my fantasies.

I also think it would be hard to communicate how I like being pleasured anyways because I've developed a specific method of masturbation. I don't need to use any penetrative sex toys or even my hands. I am able to position myself in such a way that I can squeeze the right muscles and squirm enough to create enough friction to get me off. I've even made myself get wet by just thinking about something hot if I don't want to go through the trouble of masturbating.

I don't know how common this sort of mindset is, but it would be interesting to know if other people have similar experiences.


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194,279 I’m way too drunk to follow the season premiere of The Americans. But I will keep trying!


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194,278 I take medication for my fibromyalgia that is commonly used to treat anxiety and depression. So how the fuck did I manage to develop clinical depression while taking it????


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194,277 You can tell a lot about a person by the dog that they have


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194,276 Celebrities think they are so above people. Oh I’m not on your level because I can’t lie and fake it at the drop of a hat.

Tf out of here




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194,275 When I was 25, I was seeing a guy who was about 40 years old. I thought we were in a relationship. I ended up getting pregnant and when I told him over the phone, he became furious and hung up.  He called me back and asked me to meet him in an unfamiliar area ( it was a address I have never been to) and something told me not to go. So I didn’t. I never saw or heard from him again. I went through the abortion all alone and I feel like the shame and disgust I have for myself is catching up to me.  I also have a lot of hatred towards this person.


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194,273 I’m scared I’m pregnant. I’m not in a position to bring a baby into this world. I don’t want to do it on my own, it brought out the worst in my mother.

Please God, I hardly ever have sex as you know, please let that Plan B kill the sperm.

My Buddhist friend keeps telling me to ask for the best possible outcome.


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194,272 I ate a slice of cheddar cheese dipped in Nutella. It was surprisingly awesome.


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194,271 I can't believe how some wives act here. No excuse for that manipulative, childish behavior. I just want men married to those women to know we are not all like this.  We hate these women that give us this bad name and perpetuate this anger. We support our men emotionally and financially. We don't use sex as a tool to get what we want. We understand marriage is a partnership, not a free ride. My husband is my best friend and I would never betray him. I feel sorry men live married to these monsters. I hope you find better, we're out there.


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194,270 I'm horney. If a man, any man, came to my door right now I'd let him fuck me.


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194,269 I need some advice. I can't turn to friends. It would be too embarrassing.

I had to go on my wife's email to get a password for a bank account we share. She said it was in her inbox somewhere, I should search for password.

So I did.

I found the bank email no problem. But I noticed another email came up in the search results.  It was titled "Password reset from Match.com."

What?

I opened the email. Sure enough, it was information on how to recover a forgotten password for the dating website.

Dating website?

The email was two years old. It wasn't in her inbox. It was buried in folder titled ART. Pretty good guess I would never open a folder titled ART.

I went to Match.com. I tried logging in using her email address. It wouldn't accept my wife's standard password. So I reset the password and then entered the Match.com account.

The profile correctly stated her age and height. Her marital status came up as divorced, which is not true. It stated how she was looking to start over. The profile went on to list all my wife's activities - book group, cooking, church and so on.

I literally started shaking.  

I showed her the password reset email from two years earlier. She said it was just spam and had nothing to do with her.

I then showed her the Match.com profile. She said it wasn't her. I said all the physical details are of her, as well as all of the activities.

She then changed her tune and said it was of her, but someone else must have signed up under her name.

I pointed out how the reset password email was hidden away in another folder. Why would someone do that?

She then changed the focus again. She got livid angry saying I had no business looking through her emails. She stormed off.

I let some time pass, then I tried to talk to her again. I told her I needed to understand why she had signed up on Match.com.

She changed her tune again. She yelled at me saying I did it. I set her up. I wrote her profile and planted the hidden email in that folder. She was very unkind about it.

I pointed out the profile was from two years earlier. Kind of a strange way for me to set her up. Like what, I went to all that effort of creating her profile, and then waited two years before bringing it up? That makes no sense.

She then went on a rampage saying I'm a terrible husband and she didn't need to go on Match.com because she could have any guy she wanted and I could be instantly replaced with no effort on her part so according to her, that proves she wouldn't even think about signing up for a dating service.

Oh I see, she hates me and I'm a terrible person so therefore she wouldn't be looking on a dating website...

Her reactions are so disappointing. She gets caught and I'm getting yelled at as if I did something wrong. Yes, it's all my fault she is on a dating website....

What do I do with this? How do I recover? How do we recover? Is it even possible?


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194,268 I am funny, brilliant, kind, understanding, & driven. But to men I am just a pretty face or a hot body.


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194,267 I'm scrolling through Facebook and I have some friends that are just nuts. Some of them I used to be good friends with before but now have a lot of distance with. I'm glad, I'm glad I was able to fix myself and be a person that good people would want to be friends with. It makes me happy to see how far I have come. I've seen some posts here where people say they are lonely and don't have friends, I could've written that several years ago, but taking control of my attitude has turned that around. It's a lot of work and will take a long time (real friendship takes time), but it can be done.

In the meantime, I feel sorry for the people that have to deal with my crazy 'friends'


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194,266 I don’t hate you anymore. It’s as if you never existed to begin with. I’ve finally achieved complete apathy. Feels great.


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194,265 My wife makes me so sad. She's mean. Sometimes a husband needs warm words too.


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194,264 I'll probably keep saying "I'm fine" right up until I put a bullet through my head.


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194,263 I lost my virginity on April fools day.


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194,262 I wish I could have friends.


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194,261 I sometimes wonder if you have any idea how much of a raging asshole you are.

I like best to think you don't. Then, I can just believe you're oblivious. It's much better than admitting that you enjoy being an ass.


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194,260 Apparently it is a secret yet to too many Cave users, that the little blue balloon at the right will let you leave comments.  Correct me if I am wrong (by using the balloon) but that is the place for comments or other such threads of discussion regarding a particular post.  Adding a new post just adds clutter to the site - new posts, I believe, is just the place for new posts only.  Try it, it works!


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194,259 The summer I was 16 at a gathering of my parents one of my mothers lady friends came to me in the hallway. She grabbed my wrist tight and pulled it down to get my attention and said to me in a low voice "Listen, if you want me to give you a ride you won't forget, just let me know. Be quiet about it, but let me know" She pulled my wrist one more time and said "Do you understand".  I nodded and she walked off.
Thing was that 16 year old virgin me did not understand. I knew she said it to me in a low voice so others would not hear, but why would she want to take me for a ride?  I just had my license and a beat up car, I could come and go as i wanted.  I just shrugged it off and forgot on that.
Till about 10 years later when I was at my parents house having dinner one night when her name came up in casual conversation.   Instant flashback and instant understanding of what I missed all those years ago.   Wow, I missed on that one completely.



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194,257 Pshaw. I'm an LA native and working actress (as in, I get paid for it) and there's a giant subculture of actors who work regularly, but who get parts like Receptionist in Medical Office, Surgical Nurse #2, Bearded Guy in Pool Hall, etc., etc.  I'm a member of SAG, AFTRA, and Equity, and you've never heard of me. You've probably seen me onscreen though.  Fuck the stars?  Nah, you're trying to become a star's drinking buddy so they want you in their productions.

I know exactly no one who is addicted to heroin. Some heavy boozers and weed smokers, sure. Never met a single heroin user though.


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194,256 In the movies, when an actor and actress are having sex on camera, I wonder if they really are, like maybe to be convincing to the audience there is actual penetration. I'll bet it has happened in some movies.


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194,255 It seems strange that we will have to get a divorce when we never really had a marriage. It was more like a slave position disguised as a marriage. If it didn’t involve anal or a blow job he wasn’t interested. I can count on one hand the number of times I was satisfied in bed by him in all these years. I have learned so many sick family secrets since I have been here. His mother was molested as a girl. His daddy was a skirt chaser. The sick old man still IS skirt chaser. He hit on me! His daughter-in-law! That is some sick shit. His brother was a meth head and one of his daughters is with a very violent abusive man. Should I be surprised that he too is an abuser? I came from a great family. Why have I chosen two abusers for life mates (or cell guards??). I am broken. I am tired, weak and worn. I live each day only for the sake of my kids. I am bitter and in pain. But I will rise again. This time I will give no man the key to my heart nor my life. Never again.


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194,254 I turned down the invitation from my friends to go out and see the movie "Lady Bird" because it sounded boring. Why would I want to watch a movie about President Johnson's wife?

Um, ok, I kinda see my error now...


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194,253 Actually 212. They can view everything through our social security number. Everything, when I'm saying everything. I mean everything!
Job applications are scary. But what we do at previous employments or on social media is scarier. Our social security number is all they need.


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194,252 I ate an entire container of sugar free Cool Whip today. It was really really good.


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194,251 It's strange, but the legacy of your lies and the tentacles thereof are reaching me to this day. The nice thing is that your lies can't outlast your failed credibility.
Aside from being mildly amused by your relationship foibles, It's just irritating that you won't go away once and for all.

I'm happy now. Irritated, but happy. And you better duck if I see you. Just go the other way.


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194,250 There is nothing sweeter than fucking a nice high school girl.


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194,249 Thank god we are sending national guardsmen down to the border. Those scarred hungry men women and kids are dangerous.


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194,248 Every month I buy 5 lottery scratchers. I hardly ever win. If I do win it's like a free ticket or $2. Once I even won $20! But today...I won $1000! I'm really happy!


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194,247 I think the funniest thing is that Trump is gonna get RE-ELECTED! Just like the people who scoffed and laughed the first time around, you will be just as shocked when it happens again.


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194,246 I love living in Los Angeles! There is never a dull moment here.


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194,245 if you hurt me ill hurt you

(: Im petty like that


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194,244 I figure I have rubbed one out over 12,000 times and never had what happened to194,23 happen to me.   Maybe it's time to take a few days off. You won't be sorry.


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194,243 Some of my wife's family is heavy into bashing Trump. They make endless rude posts about the president on Facebook. I find it offensive. But I'm not allowed to say anything. Right, I can't argue with them publicly. At the same time, I can't defriend them. I'd miss out on all the important family posts. So I'm just stuck here putting up with their rudeness. It's like I'm being held hostage. I wish they'd understand how rude they are being. If they want to say bad things about Trump say it somewhere else where I'm not forced to see it.


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194,242 I feel superfluous, invisible, and unlovable.


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194,241 I haven’t showered or left my house since last Sunday.
I don’t really care about either one.
I think I’m depressed, again.


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194,240 Some people are just incapable of admitting their wrong doings.  They'd rather argue, plead ignorance, or lie than admit they were wrong and say sorry.  I finally learned that forgiving somebody for the benefit of my own well being is far more important to my mental health than waiting for an apology.  


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194,237 I hate owning a house. I want to go back to a rental apartment.


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194,236 I find I have no tolerance for my wife anymore and her selfish behavior. The flood gates have opened. She used to dominate every conversation and everything we did. And I'd let it happen. Why? Because if I pointed out her selfish ways, she'd go on the attack against me. It was easier for me to tolerate than to deal with the aftermath. I think this was her plan. She'd demand to get her way and she made it clear that if I said anything at all she'd make my life miserable.  I hated every minute of our marriage.

But now. The switch has been flipped.

- I try to speak and she cuts me off mid sentence. Rather than tolerating it, I ask her to not interrupt.

- She leaves me a list of things I must do for her today, like pick up her shoes. I write across the top of the list that these things are her responsibilities, not mine.

- She tells me to go to her friends house to help out with something. I say no, if her friend needs help, then my wife can do it, not me.

As a result of my standing up and offering resistance, my wife is making our day to day existence a horror. How dare I say no! Sex has stopped. Pleasant conversation has stopped. I hear her on the phone telling her friends what a terrible husband I am.

But you know what? I don't care anymore. I'm leaving her. I feel like a huge elephant has been lifted off my shoulders. She can say whatever she wants. She can be as mean as she wants. I will soon be free and that's what matters.


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194,235 I don’t think people are really more sensitive or more offended than they used to be.

Until recently, people were held accountable for how they treated others. If you knew someone would be offended by something, you didn’t say or do it around them. If someone had a different opinion about something, you generally wouldn’t bring it up in conversation unless you wanted to have a civilized conversation or debate about it. It was considered basic human decency.

There seems to have been a shift. Now the responsibility is not on the speaker, but on the listener. Now it’s socially acceptable to be mean or hurtful but it’s not acceptable to be hurt or offended. I’m not talking about respectful disagreement or presenting an argument. I mean belittling, mocking, bullying and making fun of people.

People make this into a sport like “Oh look there’s a (for example) religious person minding his own business. I’m going to mock his beliefs and put him down and see if I can make him feel bad and ruin his day. And if I do, I win!”

People wouldn’t be “so easily offended” if we were just nicer to each other.


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194,234 This morning I jerked off so vigorously that my pubic hair gave me a serious burn on the shaft of my dick.  Hurts like hell.


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194,233 I don't know if this is lazy or smart, but I have gotten to the point that when I pay my bills, I always round the amount up to the nearest whole dollar to make the math easier in my check register.


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194,232 My mother is in ICU and even if she gets outit won’t get much better than this. It is going to take a lot of effort on my part to make it possible for her to vote this November, it’s not going to happen. For once this uneducated, homophobic, racist, selfish woman hater is NOT going to cancel out my vote.


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194,231 It's obvious... Leslie wants to fuck Vivian.


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194,230 One of my very favorite snacks is a banana and mayonnaise on white bread sandwich. Damn, those things go great with a glass of ice cold milk. Ah... Memories.


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194,229 My friend dislikes Trump. I don't care. She can support whoever she wants.

She also prides herself on being a local activist in her town. The biggest issue is that small shops are going out of business. There are many empty store fronts.

The other day Trump pounced on Amazon. He said the online retailer isn't paying enough in the shipping deal with the US Postal Service.  The trickles down to taxpayers subsidizing Amazon shipping charges.

My friend pounced on Trump for his Amazon statements. She called him nasty things. She wants him to leave Amazon alone.

I think smart people see the problem. If Amazon is getting cheap shipping, then it helps them make more sales. More online sales mean more small shops go out of business all across America, including in her small town where she herself is trying to stop the stores from closing. So if anything, Trump's stance on Amazon would help solve her local problem. It would help keep her local stores in business.

She refuses to see that though. Her dislike for everything Trump must be greater than her desire to help her own town. What a strange thing. She's doing battle with herself. Bigger picture, talking about Democrats in general,  it explains how Democrats are willing to destroy America to placate their own personal dislike for Trump.


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194,228 Never marry a woman over 30.

1) There is a reason no one else married her.

2) She is so set in her ways by the time she is 30. She will not be a wife who will do something the husband's way. She will always want everything to be done her way.


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194,227 I am so disgusted with myself. I have been on a diet for the past month. Feeling good, lost 10 lbs. Treated myself on Easter and right back to same shit again. Have been eating anything and everything ever since. Have been clean off drugs for 20 years, raised 3 kids alone, graduated college, and cant control what goes into my mouth. So disappointed 😞


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194,226 I want to impart a strong work ethic to my children, but everything in my life illustrates that a strong work ethic only gets you stressed out and does not yield the results you want. What a shitty career and life. Hard work whats the point?!


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194,225 My husband turned me down for sex, yet again. So I went to the kitchen and ate half a container of potato salad instead.

Probably not the best coping mechanism.


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194,224 When I first bought my house the shower was messed up. The water came out far too hot. It didn't matter where I turned the dial, the water was always scalding. I tried to fix it. I took the faceplate off but there was nothing there to adjust. It was just pipes.

A few years went by with me carefully and briefly dipping myself under the hot water and then backing out of the way. It was pretty miserable.

I finally had enough and called a plumber. He took the faceplate off and investigated. He came to the same conclusion, there was nothing to adjust so there was nothing he could do. He said he could replace the mechanism, but he'd have to rip out the tiles. This would be very expensive because he wouldn't be able to get exact replacement tiles, so the entire bathroom would have to be redone. He was quoting me $6,000.  Fuck no, I don't have that kind of money to spend.

A few more years went by. I was looking for something in a closet. The closet is in a different room, a room which just happens to butt up against the shower in the bathroom. There was a box on the floor of the closet. Jeez I hadn't touched that box since i moved in six years earlier. I pulled it out to take a look. It was boring unneeded junk. But behind the box..... behind the box were two faucet handles, one red and one blue... I had no idea what they were for...

I tried turning them. The red one was on all the way. The blue one wasn't on at all.  So I turned it on. I wondered what it might control. It's blue, so it probably controls cold water to something....

I am the dumbest homeowner of all times. My shower now works perfectly. I get a delightful warm water temp. I can't believe I wasted six years of my life with a scalding hot shower!


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194,223 I'm not surprised the shooter at YouTube is alleged to be associated with PETA. I've bumped into PETA supporters before. They scare me.


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194,222 He told her he loved her today.
I'm getting high, and sleeping all day tomorrow, because I don't want to feel the same thing I felt today.


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194,221 My friend is visiting. Great. Except he came here with NO MONEY, no hotel booked. So basically I've been giving him cash, and booked a room for him.
Some friend.


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194,220 I know two people who have died, but their facebook pages are still up there. I gently mentioned it to a trusted family member of one of the deceased. She said she tried to take it down but she doesn't know the password. This is going to be a growing problem. There needs to be a death clause on websites where a profile can be removed if a person dies.


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194,219 Learned my lesson years ago ... why would anyone want to buy used shoes, then go around wafting some strangers foot-funk?  What a nightmare!  No thanks, Offer Up!!!


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194,218 You hate me. That's okay.

If I weren't me, I'd hate me, too.


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194,217 When I'm doing oral on a guy, I suck on his cock while my tongue swirls around on the sensitive underside of the head. I have one hand on his shaft, jerking him off a little. My other hand is on his balls, massaging them.  When I sense he's getting close, the balls hand slips down and "accidentally" brushes past his anus a few times.  Then when he's right about to come, I press the middle finger of my balls hand into his anus, just to put pressure there as if it's a cock abut to enter his ass. Vavooom, he shoots a gallon of come.


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194,216 I would have said, "If you feel that way about us, Jerome, then why are you here?"  Then I would have said, "I find your conclusion both erroneous and insulting, and I will not be inviting you back to our home."  

Of course, someone at table would have not have liked that, so he/she or they could just lump it!

Life is too short to entertain this kind of nastiness.

I am a person of color who is, as far as I know, completely without racial prejudice.


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194,215 I’m pretty sure he talks to a bunch of other women the same way he talks to me.  How do I win this?  


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194,214 I think they put all those extra hooks, loops and buttons on men's dress pants so they can piss on themselves while doing the Clorox dance trying to get them loose.


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194,213 In a way I'm relieved a shooter has decided to go after a corporation instead of school children.


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194,212 I have my 3 prior jobs listed on my resume. It looks reasonable. I'm 34 and had 3 jobs. This is perfectly normal. Except that I've actually had 6 prior jobs and was fired from 3 of them after only a few months. But how will a new company ever know? They can check that I worked at the places I listed. But if I don't mention the 3 firings, they will have no way to check with those companies.


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194,211 Last week, I took my daughter to the emergency room. She had pain and it sounded like her appendix to me. The ER sent us home. Said it wasn’t her appendix and to follow up with her doctor. Went to the doctor, she thought it was the appendix. Sent us to the children’s hospital er (the other one was a regular er, closest to my house), after 8 hours and lots of test they couldn’t figure out what the pain was. Though maybe a burst cyst or a kidney stone. Told me to follow up with my pcp.
Anyway... long story short no one knows what was was causing my kid pain and I now owe $7400 for all that.
I have BCBS. That’s the amount I owe after insurance. Well ... actually $7468.33. I pay $330 for my family insurance a month from my paycheck.
I make $17.85 an hour.
I’ll never get that paid off. I barely have enough money for bills and groceries. It will go on my credit, that I’ve worked so hard to keep good.
It makes me mad. So mad that healthcare is so expensive.
Plus side her deductible is met so anything else that happens I’ll only owe 20% for her.


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194,210 I bought a strain of marijuana called Wedding Cake. Wow! That shit is really strong. Good times! 😝


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194,209 The turning point.

My wife and I had difficulties. A major stumbling block was sex. I wanted it. She didn't. The rules of the game say that she always wins on this point.

I tolerated the voids where we wouldn't have sex for a year at a time.

It came down to this. I always take care of so much for my wife. I work a job. She doesn't. I come home and fix things round the house, like I mow the yard, but note she doesn't clean the house, she has me pay a cleaning lady.  She doesn't cook very often. She has me take her out or pay for take-out. It was very slanted the way things were always working out in her favor.

One day she needed me to drive her two hours away. Then I was supposed to wait in the car for a while before driving her two hours back home. I asked why she couldn't drive herself? Oh no, her legs get tired if she drives that long, so I must be her chauffeur.

I took issue with the situation. I have to give up an entire day because she doesn't want her legs to get tired?  I told her it didn't seem fair to me. She argued back that she's a great wife. I pointed out we hadn't had sex in a year.  

I had a light bulb moment. I said I would drive her if she had sex with me. She said no. So I said I wouldn't drive her. Stalemate.

A few hours later she came to me. She looked all flustered and troubled, disgusted even. She said "well... uhm.... uh... " She couldn't seem to get what she wanted to say out of her mouth.  This went on for a minute where she seemed more and more angry in her face. Finally she said it with as much disdain as possible. "OK... ug... I'll have sex with you."

What a big backfire. She made the idea of sex with me seem as undesirable as possible. As if I was a rapist and murderer and child molester with AIDS.

It kicked me in the head. I'm supposed to do everything for her. But she is disgusted that she might have to act like a wife and have sex with me.

I never got over it. Shortly thereafter I filed for divorce.  




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194,208 I live in a rich town. The people here are very charitable. They often give money and supplies to children and schools in poor nations like Guatemala.

Right next door to my rich town is a very poor town. We never give money to the poor town. It's not as exotic. You sound like a better and more interesting person if you can tell your friends you gave money to a poor nation, instead of the poor town next door.

And that's what's important about giving, to make yourself sound as good as possible.


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194,207 I love my cousin, but I also can't stand her. She's never on time for anything. Like right now, one of our relatives passed away. She was supposed to pick up the cookies I spent the afternoon baking for the table tonight. They're supposed to be there a 7. It takes 40 minutes to get there. It is 6.36 and she hasn't even fucking left the house.

I can't take them myself, because it is that time of the month and it's taboo in our culture for me to be there right now.  She *always* does this.


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194,206 Everything is context. My wife's idea of foreplay is saying "put it in!"
Im not complaining!


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194,205 People overthink sex. If people analyzed a cheeseburger this much, McDonalds would go out of business.

I like the post below (203). Just do it. Have sex with the man. Move on and think of something else fun to do tomorrow.


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194,204 My wife wants to cuddle all the time.  I actually like it but then it goes nowhere.  "Let's have sex!", I suggest after a day of snuggling.  Out come the excuses or worse, we do and she lays there, unmoving.  I've tried explaining that the snuggling gets me worked up and that I'd like sex to follow at some point.  She can't understand that and thinks I'm a sex fiend.  Yeah, sex 2x a year isn't even close to that territory.


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194,203 I think there is a good chance I will never have sex again. My husband has no interest. We used to have sex all the time, but now it’s a few times a year. I try everything. Dirty text messages, dirty talk, back rubs. The other day, I straddled him and started gently kissing his neck. His response was to laugh. Not in a mean way, it’s just that the idea of having sex is funny to him. I know he feels guilty about having no sex drive, so I try not to make a big deal out of it to him. Sometimes he will get me off quickly with his hand, but he won’t let me return the favour.

There is a guy that lives a few doors down from me. He is a single Dad. I have never seen a woman with him, so I’m pretty sure he is completely single. He is kind of good looking in a rough sort of way. He seems like an asshole but I’m not looking for any kind of relationship, not even friendship. I just really really need some dick. He seems like he might be the kind of guy to be into no strings attached sex. I think about knocking on his door and when he answers, I could say “can you do me a favour?”
and hand him a condom. Straight to the point. No ambiguity. I figure that would either elicit a “hell yes!” or “fuck no!” pretty quickly.

I wouldn’t actually do this. It is completely out of character for me. I love my husband. I have high hopes that our sex life will eventually resume. But being horny and deprived can cause some strange thoughts that make me feel dirty and guilty. I appreciate that I can share my depraved thoughts here anonymously.

F/38


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194,202 When I’m driving and I am stuck behind somebody that is going unreasonably slow, I don’t tailgate them. I back off and give them space. I figure if they are driving that slowly, there is probably a reason. Maybe they shouldn’t even be on the road, but the fact is, they are on the road and I am not going to bully somebody into driving faster than they feel comfortable with or faster than what may be safe for them. I try not to drive like an asshole in those situations.

However, if I am driving along at a reasonable speed and somebody starts tailgating me, I will slow RIGHT down to the speed limit. I don’t go below, but exactly to the speed limit. If they back off, then I will speed up again. But otherwise I stay st the speed limit for the rest of my trip, if I have to. I totally drive like an asshole in situations like that. I’m an asshole to other assholes.


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194,201 I am ending it with a friend with benefits. I am incapable of being intimate without feeling feelings.

He has been nothing but a gentleman and very upfront about where he is coming from.

When I learned he was seeing another woman last night I just fell apart. It’s not as if I didn’t know it was coming.

He took me on a date recently that was probably the most fun date I’d ever been on in my life.

Ah well, if I can’t be true to myself how can I expect the truth from others?

Sad, today I’m sad that it has to end, but feel good that I’m finally being honest with myself.

For him, his dick is available. For me, my heart is available. I need to either be by myself or date someone who is available. He’s still in love with his ex and would go back to her in a heartbeat as he’s now playing the field which is what his ex is doing.

Yikes, it’s a good fact finding thing and it’s been fun but I’m sad.

I just need to get back to my usual routine and hang with my friends.


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194,200 Everyone has their favorites.

I am never a favorite.


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