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195,099 The Babymetal girls are legal now. The older girl is 20 and the two younger girls are 18. So instead of calling those girls cute I can now call them hot. Which they are!


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195,098 I’m not saying happy mother’s day to an abusive racist bitch


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195,097 This is the last mother's day I will spend with my wife. Honestly I think we will both be happier next year. We have been going through the motions for years just to cover our unhappiness for the kids.
We have both been unfaithful, sadly we have been seeking love, affection and passion from others when it was available right here.



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195,096 I've lived a decadent life, women,wine and song to the extreme.  Sadly I've been searching my whole life to replicate what I had at age 20.
Money and multiple women do not equate happiness


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195,094 Your wife sucked my cock and swallowed, then I came in her ass....then I sent her home to you.  Hope you enjoyed eating dinner with her after.

Bad guy here, but don't really care anymore. Life happens and we deal with the consequences after.
I've got cancer, 3 months to live.... sorry from the bottom of my heart



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195,093 I love you, J.


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195,092 Apparently Mother's Day doesn't count if you don't post something on Facebook. Got it.


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195,091 I knew you were never "in love" with me.  Your eyes told me that.


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195,090 I know I'm not what you need, but it was special.  At least to me it was.


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195,089 My wife plays this game on a couple days of the year. Mothers Day is one of them, along with her birthday, Valentines Day etc. She'll slink around the house acting sexy. She'll find a reason to get undressed in front of me. She'll ask me to wash her hair in the shower. She'll put on suggestive clothing.

Then when I make a move for sex, she shuts me down and says it's her day and she doesn't have to do anything sexual because it's all about what she wants.

It's a mind fuck. I keep hoping I wake up from this nightmare.


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195,088 I love you but I don't like you.  Does that make sense?


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195,087 I hope you quit tomorrow.  I hope you don't quit tomorrow.


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195,086 I hate my life given my circumstances. They can not be changed due to health issues. I wish I was brave enough to end it.


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195,084 Who can relate? Im currently going through selective silent treatment. The only time my parents will talk to me is if they are telling me to do something or makeing some sort of dig or insult on my behalf that I must take with a smile. If my bad behavior improves they will start treating me like a human again and if it doesn't I get to be homeless. They are always gaslighting me into shit. When I leave for holidays I'm not coming back.

Worst Mother's Day Ever!


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195,081 I can remember buying Mother’s Day cards in the past.  It would always take a long time to make a selection because if I chose one of the sappy cards that said “Thank you for being such a wonderful, loving, caring mother ...” and the like, I’d have been telling a lie by giving it to her.  

I’d always try to find the humorous cards so we’d both get a laugh out of it.  Last year, I gave her a card while on a trip out of the country, wrote a very nice note in it saying how grateful I was to be showing her around a country I’d visited numerous times and had thought 30 years prior how great it would be to see together.  Not even a word of recognition, not so much as a thank you etc.  

While there and many times after that, more of her verbal abuse and constant criticism.  

Finally, a few months ago, she called me when she was drunk and further denigrated my life.  I calmly ended the call and said I’d not be talking to anyone who just wants to be confrontational at any time, just for the sake of being so.  After the call ended, I immediately blocked her number and decided that it was time to close that door for good unless she decides to make some real, positive changes in her life.

My kids don’t even like their grandmother- that’s pretty sad, but she did that to herself.  

I hope she doesn’t completely isolate herself from everyone in her life, but now it’s time for me to not worry about her or take on her toxicity. Fuck that.  

I’m much happier for my decision.  I’ve accepted the fact that one of my parents was not really a parent, but a resentful person who had no business bringing kids into this world.  

I’ll be a much better model to mine as I’ve been shown exactly how not to be.

My heart goes to each and every person who never had a loving, supportive mother.  Peace to you.  Love yourself.


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195,080 I was with my ex for almost 10 years and had to break up because it was a bit toxic.  Is there a grace period where you don't have a boyfriend and people don't think you're a weirdo?  I know one guy who barely spends time with his wife, I understand different schedules, but she does other things on their day off together.  She has another day off where she can do those things, but she doesn't. Lol.  Then they're together part of the day.  I know another girl whose man is never around, but I'm the weird one for not having a man.  When you talk to people and find out about their relationships it really seems like why are you even together if you're never together, you know?  Almost like to save face, just to say you have someone, but if you don't have conversations, if you don't spend time together, let alone fuck, what kind of relationship is that?  


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195,079 I love seeing a woman naked. Women are truly beautiful.


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195,078 What gets me are the local moms in my town who rally around the school budget. As election day nears they get on their soap box and insist we vote yes "for the children" and "nothing is more important than education."

I know many of these moms personally. Their children are lackluster mediocre students. But they want us to believe nothing is more important than education. How about they first focus on making their own children smarter before driving up our taxes?


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195,077 I dated a woman for a few years. We were thinking about getting married. We went to visit her older sister in California whom I had never met before. The sister was a tennis lover. We played doubles. I'm not very good, but I noticed if I gently returned the ball just over the net, the sister couldn't get there fast enough. My girlfriend and I won the match. The sister was pissed beyond repair.

When we returned home, I found out the sister couldn't say enough bad things about me. Within months my girlfriend dumped me. Really? Over a tennis match?

That family was fucked up. Good riddance.


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195,076 I personally know about a woman stalker of another women. They were friends. Nothing more as far as I know. They had a falling out, mainly because one of the women is a bit intense. Thereafter, the intense woman would make a point of jogging past the house of her former friend and as she passed by the intense woman would shout out "Hello" and scream the friend's name. The intense women didn't think this was inappropriate. Middle of the day, seven in the morning, it didn't matter, she'd run by and shout out the name. The neighbors began to notice. Phone calls were made. The intense woman claimed she was only trying to be friendly and people were making too big of a deal out of it. The intense woman refused to back down. She doesn't do it as much anymore, but she still does it once a week or so. Even though the former friend has pleadingly asked her to stop. The intense woman's husband has also ask that she stop.

Two things:

1) I'm curious what people think. Is this odd and perhaps troubling behavior on the part of the intense woman?

2) The reason i know so much about this is because I'm married to the intense woman.


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195,075 I hate Mothers Day.Once a year my kids pretend to care. The other 364 days i get taken for granted, and treated like shit. If some commercial holiday forces you to be nice to me then forget it. I don't want your fakeness


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195,074 Many people who have wronged me have ended up dead. I didn't do it. It's something I noticed though. The teacher was exceedingly cruel to me in front of the class, he soon after died of a heart attack. A boss yelled at me, a week later he drowned. Another boss skipped me over for a promotion, a week later he died in a plane crash.  I could come up with a dozen examples of people being mean to me and then they die. Of course it must be a coincidence. But it's something to think about because maybe it's not a coincidence.


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195,073 My husband bought me flowers, a gift & beautiful card for  Mother's Day and I deeply appreciate it, trust me. What ticks me off is the card was $6.99! That̵'s insane!

My secret: I will happily appreciate it but just kindly remind him another day that a simple hug and kiss is really all I need.

Happy Mother's Day to all my fellow hard working, do it all for our families mums out there, we deserve it.



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195,072 My husband does dishes one day a year. Happy Mother's day to me...i guess


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195,071 My moms been dead for a year and a half but I still have nightmares about her.


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195,070 You want to see a man's internalized misogyny come to the surface?  Here's how. Put him in a situation where he consistently loses to a woman in a competitive sport.

I'm an avid tennis player. Started playing in junior high, varsity in high school and college.  My parents never pushed me, I just LOVED playing.  I got a teaching job at a swanky high school in part because I could teach my subject and coach the girls' tennis team.

So now I'm retired from teaching, but I still play tennis nearly every day at our local club.  Never had any problems with my ankles, knees, or hips, just the occasional bout of tendonitis starting in my mid-40's, but that always clears up in a few weeks, maybe a month or two.

I joined a local tennis club close to my home about 15 years ago, and spend a lot of evenings and weekend afternoons swatting a ball around with other members.  And OMG some of the guys are SUCH babies!  Now most of the other members are great, some are tennis couples with wives who play pretty well, too.  My husband and I have been to dinner parties and outings with the other tennis couples, lot of them are longtime friends.

But some of the men who've been trying to beat me for years are just AWFUL! I never saw such poor sportsmanship.  I've been constantly insulted, yelled at, cursed at, called a lesbian (like I'd bother to be in the closet if I was), had my racquets mysteriously vandalized, and I've even had my car keyed TWICE.

Suck it up guys -- you're getting beat by a girl.

55F


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195,069 I saw an opportunity to take a discarded section of railroad track. I pulled into a computer repair place near the tracks.

The business owner asked me what I was doing. I said or was looking for my keys. Then I told him I needed help with my computer (which I did)

They couldn't help me because I have a Mac Book Air, that I should take it to the apple store, whatever.

Then I came clean about wanting to look about, about which, they told me was a problem due to the fact that relic hunters come there all the time, frequently with metal detectors for example.

I have a nagging desire to get a section of railroad track. The guys at the store told me that the r/r company had strategically placed observation cameras to monitor behavior in and around those tracks. Trespassers are greeted by a loud warning siren, and the police give you a $1500 ticket.

A resident or a kid very recently ended his life near that intersection. It's been happening a lot.

I still would like to have a section of old track to make a guitar.






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195,068 My sheets are so threadbare, they just crumbled and ripped apart. I've been using the same sheets for five year, only one set. I can certainly afford good sheets but I don't know why I do that, run things into the ground. Buying new sheets tomorrow and turning these ones into rags!


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195,067 I've tried the multiple antidepressants.

I've tried multiple therapists.

None of it worked. I'm pretty sure I'm just broken and cannot get better. I want to just give up. I think I will eventually.


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195,066 To each his own but i would never want to marry a career oriented woman. I used to exclusively date career women in my 20's, see i am attracted to intelligence in a woman, it was usually fun while casually dating but once we moved in together the dynamic within domesticity didn't work. They never had time for me or thought I was their errand boy, I used to be supportive like that back then but I would never do that to myself again. Oh and everything had to be scheduled ..Lol
My fiance is a secretary, sometimes I wish she was more intelligent and a go getter but that's okay, she makes me happy and our lives are peaceful and balanced.


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195,065 When I was in my 20s, I was attracted to women in their 20s.
When I was in my 30s, I was attracted to women in their 30s.
When I was in my 40s, I was attracted to women in their 40s.
When I was in my 50s, I was attracted to women in their 40s.
Now I'm in my 60s, and I'm attracted to women in their 40s.

This has been a decades long experiment. Clearly 40s is the ideal attractive age for women.


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195,064 I once had to interact on a business level with a midget woman. The thing that struck me was how angry she was. Almost instantly she was complaining about me. I think it's because I'm very tall. It was like reverse prejudice. Maybe she tolerates people who are 5' 10". But I'm well over 6' and she took that as a personal attack against her and all midgets. It was like something out of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I was being bullied by a 3 foot tall angry woman, all because I'm tall.

There was one point she accused me of "talking down to her".

Yeah, well, how do you not talk down to a midget....


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195,063 As a parent of about 20-ish years, I think my wife and I have raised some pretty awesome kids. Yes, I'm totally biased and not ashamed to admit it. I've had many many parents ask (almost beg) us to let our kid spend the night at their house many times because they can see their child(ren) acting better after one night.
Between friends and family, I've had about a dozen kids say they wish I was their dad instead of the one they had (or didn't have). When I was a teenager, a handful of tweens said they wanted me as a big brother.

I'm not trying to boast here. Nobody knows who I am here. We're all strangers. My point to this secret is that while it felt great to get these compliments, it also made me sad. I don't know why some parents treat their kids like shit. A little love and support goes a long way. I'm also an asshole when the kids intentionally screw up, and still they love me for it, because they must be able to sense that I do it for them, and not to be a bully to make myself feel better or something.

I guess what I'm saying is that my advice is to push your kids to be their best, but let them know you're human too. Don't be their best friend, but be a friend when you should, and a drill sgt when you should.

That's my story, and thanks for reading.


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195,062 I'm really starting to think that men don't prefer career-oriented / professional women as romantic life partners. From my experience it's less common for an ambitious woman to be in a healthy / committed long relationship.

I much more often hear women who are teachers, working in retail, and dental assistants becoming wives and mothers;  not as many women who are doctors, scientists, business owners, lawyers, etc.  I feel like it has something to do with the masculine / feminine dynamic.

I wonder why that is...


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195,061 I want my wife to cheat. It gets me excited to think of her sneaking around and doing sexual things with another man. I've told her this. She rolls her eyes and thinks I'm weird. Women should like to have a husband like me.


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195,060 There's a person I know who keeps showing up where I am and manages to just "randomly" sit near me. It's happened too many times to be a coincidence. Stalker comes to mind. I'm not sure what to do. All the events have been public. No crime in that. But I'm getting a little creeped out by this.


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195,059 I think most missing or abducted children were killed by their parents and buried somewhere.


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195,058 Pet owners, please don't let your dog come running up to me so I can pet him. I don't want to pet your dog. Please keep him leashed (it's the law) and away from me. Not everyone wants dog saliva on their hands!


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195,057 So far I have had:

An abortion at 19,
A tubal ligation at 30,
An endometrial ablation at 38,
A partial hysterectomy at 42, and
A belly liposuction procedure at 46.

My husband knows about all of it except the abortion. He entirely approved of the last four and supported me completely.

And we have no kids. Everyone thinks we tried to have kids, but couldn't.

If my ultra-Catholic parents and in-laws knew, they'd swallow their tongues.


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195,056 Your company sent me a new SIMM card. But this phone doesn't use a SIMM card. Somehow I get the sense your company doesn't know what it's doing.


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195,055 Why is it that parents of really bad kids are always quick to advise everyone else about the right way to raise kids?

I mean, come on. You failed. Now you want to tell the rest of us what we should be doing.

Pretty twisted.


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195,054 I hope you talk with somebody this weekend because you know we are supposed to be together.


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195,053 Nothing makes me happier than making my mom proud. She has sacrificed so much for my sister and I and I am finally starting to have the ability to pay her back. She immigrated to this country over 20 years ago, and is currently working at a job where she makes less than me. Hopefully I can keep moving up in rank.


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195,052 I keep trying to get a happy ending at the local Asian massage parlor...but no luck!

Maybe I should just work myself...but the massages are nice.


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195,051 A Chinese woman with big tits at a massage parlor taught me the proper way to titty fuck a woman.  I shot about 7 ropes in her hair and on her face and tits.  Learn something new every day.


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195,050 All my life I have berated myself for continuing to care about my work even though the situation was untenable. I wished I could be one of those people who just didn't give a shit.

Well, today I became one of those people. I work second shift. For the past few weeks we have been asked to work 12-hour shifts. Then today we found out that first shift has been getting let out 1.5 hours early because "they're not busy."

Oh, REALLY.

So today I just finally hit that "fuck it" wall. I did what I felt like doing. I did it slowly. I didn't do any of my secondary duties. I didn't bother filling out the checklist we're supposed to submit at the end of every shift.

There's no way they're firing me. They're hemorrhaging people already. And I'm good at what I do, and I always show up on time. So even if all I do is skate by doing the bare minimum, oh well, whatever.

I'm 55 and finally I got my wish. And it feels GOOD!


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195,049 I have abusive narc parents who are driving me to do the unthinkable. I honestly think they wouldn't mind or care, all they are ever concerned about is money. Their financial idiology of always conversing about life insurances or inheritances or how much money one should make or leave behind.
This frankly is not normal in any family.

My secret is I think they secretly want me dead and are driving me to the brink of insanity. They know if I go through with it, they will cash out on my life insurances and eventually get over my death. To them that would be more important.

I'm always trying to do right by them but they are never satisfied.



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195,048 There are rarely good stories in the news. People thrill on the nasty gossip and the media certainly delivers.

But I heard this today. I called customer service at my cell phone service provider. While taking care of some administrative details, the customer service rep told me about an adventure he had a few years ago.

He had received a sad phone call from a customer. It was from a woman. She said a voice mail from her daughter was inadvertently deleted. Normally it wouldn't be a big deal. It was just a voice mail. But in this case, the woman's daughter had died in a car crash and the voice mail was the last message sent to the mom.

The mother was devastated about the deleted voicemail. She'd never hear her daughter's voice again. She asked customer service if anything could be done.

The customer service rep checked with management. The answer was no. Once a voice mail is deleted, that's it. Gone for good.

The customer service rep though, he felt so bad for the mother. As a Hail Mary pass, he had a friend in the IT department. He explained the situation and asked if there was any way to help this poor woman. The IT fellow said that technically, there was a copy of the voice mail somewhere on a general backup tape of the entire system. But it would be impossible to find. Someone would have to listen to endless recordings that captured every phone number and date along with a special ID number, with the hope of finding the exact one call. From there, using the special ID number, the original voice mail could be found.

But it was strongly suggested how impossible this would be.

Undaunted, the customer service rep set to work. He did his 8 hour shift each day, then afterwards he'd listen to the recordings for many more hours. Day after day. Week after week.

I don't know how his brain could stay focused for so long, listening to an endless stream of digits and dates.

Weeks turned in months....

But then, when he least expected it, bingo. He discovered the exact call in question. The ID was tracked and sure enough, the daughter's last call to her mother was found and restored.

Just wow. The woman was a total stranger to the customer service rep, yet he thought nothing of giving up two months of his life with no pay, to help this grieving mom.

There are good people in this world. All we have to do is look past the endless horror stories on the evening news and dig a little deeper.

Hats off to you customer service rep. And hats off to you T-Mobile for hiring such a decent caring person.


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195,047 I'm telling my date tonight how badly you've treated me.  She says you have issues and to be done with you.  


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195,046 I want you to quit your job.  I would be so much happier.


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195,045 I have made pesto with basil from my garden. I have eaten this pesto. I have served this pesto to guests on numerous occasions. Only recently did I realized the underside of the basil leaves have inch worms and beetles.  I have unwittingly been throwing these hitchhikers into the blender along with the basil. Me, my friends and family have been eating ground up bugs.


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195,044 Was it really a curiosity?


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195,042 I don't even know if I love you anymore.  There is something deep inside.  I don't know what it is.  I was hoping you could enlighten me.


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195,041 I'm sorry I was so insensitive to it being mothers day.


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195,038 I've been to dozens of parties. But I've never thrown a party. I'm too afraid no one would come.


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195,037 I just want to get some pussy without her getting obsessed.


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195,036 I get 12:00 AM and 12:00 PM mixed up all the time.


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195,035 I walk into the room and my wife announces:

"John was horsing around with Rob and he got hurt."

Me: "Who got hurt?"

Her: "I already told you, he got hurt."

Me: "But consider your sentence. You mentioned two of our sons and then you said he got hurt. But there's no way for me to tell who he is. It could be either one of them."

Her: "Well it's clear to me."

And that's the reoccurring problem when talking to my wife. She doesn't get how conversations work. If she raises a point, she is supposed to make it clear so other people can understand what she is trying to say. It's not enough if she's the only one who understands what she is saying. But she doesn't get that part.


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195,034 RIP Scott Hutchison. (And fuck you depression!)

"Swim Until You Can't See Land"

I salute at the threshold of the North Sea of my mind
And I nod to the boredom that drove me here to face the tide
And I swim, I swim, oh swim

Dip a toe in the ocean, oh how it hardens and it numbs
The rest of me is a version of man built to collapse in crumbs
And if I hadn't come now to the coast to disappear
I may have died in a landslide of rocks and hopes and fears

So I swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Are you a man? Are you a bag of sand?

Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Are you a man? Are you a bag of sand?

Up to my knees now
Do I wade? Do I dive?
The sea has seen my like before, though it's my first and perhaps last time
Let's call me a baptist, call this a drowning of the past
She is there on the shoreline throwing stones at my back

So I swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Are you a man? Are you a bag of sand?

Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Are you a man? Are you a bag of sand?

And the water is taller than me
And the land is a marker line
All I have is a body adrift in water, salt and sky

So I swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Swim until you can't see land
Are you a man? Are you a bag of sand?


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195,033 I had my uni-brow removed when I was 25. I was afraid people would notice. So I left one job and before I started looking for a new job, I had the procedure done. I also wore glasses for the next few months so people couldn't really see that part of my face. Maybe it is easy for women, but as a guy it's hard.  It was the most vain thing I've ever done.


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195,032 I don't understand how the human brain can play the piano. I play the flute. I read the music. There is one note at a time. I move my fingers to the right position. It's not hard.

But with the piano, there can be half a dozen notes at the same time. Half a dozen fingers have to move to the right position simultaneously. How can the brain do half a dozen things simultaneously? I find it to be impossible. Yet I see people doing it all the time.

I think higher order humans, the next step in evolution, are piano players.




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195,031 I wonder when you are getting married.   Hopefully the “third time is the charm”.


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195,030 It's so dumb for Democrats to change the electoral college process. As if what? Your candidate will be elected next time? It could easily turn out that your candidate gets defeated next time exactly because you changed the electoral college process.


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195,029 The people who buy Tesla self-driving cars are just test dummies for the rest of us for when the technology is improved.  Those who die today are doing so, so that those of us who drive this technology later won't have to.  It's beta testing the victims have to pay for.  Well ... Thanks.


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195,028 I've had three women do ATM on me.
The first one was after a night of drinking and anal, she woke me up midway thru the night with a BJ, neither of us realized til the next morning that we had done anal without cleaning up before falling asleep.  We laughed and brushed our teeth  a million times.
The second time the woman knew, we had just done anal and were lying in bed, she looked at me as said I always wanted to do this and gave me a BJ....needless to say we didn't kiss after.
The third time actually ended up killing the relationship I was having, she sat me down on a chair and turned around and said stick it in my ass.  Of course I willingly complied.  After a few minutes she pulled up, turned around and sucked me, then got up and turned around and said put it back in my ass....she did this multiple times.  Honestly I was disgusted....I get forgetting where my cock was after being drunk and I kind of get wanting to try it, but doing it over and over...ewe just nasty.  I broke up with her a couple of days later


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195,027 I had a dream last night about a woman from college. My God, it's 40 years later! We were having sex in the dream (never did in real life). I woke up feeling like I just had an orgasm. I didn't. Nothing came out. But it felt like it did. All the pleasure with none of the mess. But really, I'm having semi orgasms at my age and about someone from so damned long ago. What's going on in my head??


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195,026 My father-in-law is two years younger than I; my mother-in-law would have been several years younger.


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195,025 I don't get how people tolerate their office jobs. I've had a few over the years until I finally quit for good and started my own business. It's stressful but nothing could possibly compete with the stress of waking up and knowing that your whole day is going to be filled with stupid drivel and the most degrading kind of thinking ("can I work in another 15 minutes for lunch?" "How do I use my three weeks of vacation and sick time over the whole year such that I don't miss any major social obligations or lose my mind?").

But there should be a secret here: towards the end of my last office job I was snorting oxys. I very nearly got hooked before I realized that the problem wasn't the drugs per se but my life. I wasn't in control. My space, my time, my clothes, my words were not my own, and I had no say in them. It sucked the joy so completely out of life that I would have huffed glue if it had been the only source of relief available. When I quit my job I simply stopped wanting the drugs. No second step needed.

Things went well after that, but even if they had gone badly I'm convinced it's better to be poor and free than rich and a slave. I think everyone reaches a point when there's no more equivocating and they have to choose, and it's sad to see so many choose the path they openly hate because they're afraid to trust themselves with their own future.


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195,024 If ever a doctor tells me I only have a few months to live,  I have a list of bad people I'm going to go visit....


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195,023 I was on a job interview last year. I passed the first round. They brought me back to meet a dozen more people. I thought things were going well. The following day I got a phone call from their HR. I thought great, they are offering me the position.

Not so.

The HR woman was cold and stern and said they would not be hiring me and she wanted to call personally to express how my antics were not appreciated.

She paused.

I took the bait. Clearly that's what it was, bait.

I said I didn't understand what she was referring to.

She said I touched a female employee and that kind of behavior is not acceptable at their company.

I said I still didn't understand. I didn't touch anyone.

She said I touched the woman who took me to lunch at the company cafeteria.

I was in disbelief. I asked her to explain more. I said we were in a room with 100 other people eating lunch across a table from each other. It makes no sense I would touch her inappropriately in front of everyone.

She said at the end of lunch, as we were walking out, I thanked the woman for lunch while putting my hand on her shoulder.

I thought back. That was correct. I thanked her and gently put my fingers on her shoulder for a second as a gesture of I don't know, it's just a warm personal thing to do. I do this with others, male or female. A guy once helped me pick up a stack of reports I dropped, I not only said thank you, I touched his shoulder. It's not sexual. It's personable.

I explained this to HR. She scoffed.  She didn't want to hear it. She wasn't going to change her mind or listen to reason. She just wanted to give me crap. In her mind she caught a male red handed touching a woman and she was going to make me suffer for it. All her hatred about what goes on in the world could be taken out on me at that moment.

I apologized and said I meant no harm. I then thanked her and hung up. Funny, she was still talking when I hung up. She wasn't done roasting me yet.  But I wasn't there to be her punching bag. Especially for such an exaggerated circumstance.

Ii still bothers me though. It's a very dangerous thing to do to an interview candidate. I feel they smeared my reputation. What if word gets around and amplified that I attacked a woman while interviewing. You never know how much people spin things.

Anyhow, I'm still at my current job. They know I'm one of the good guys. I'm going to stick by this place for the foreseeable future.


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195,022 I used to wash my hair every day. In recent years though I cut back and only wash my hair every second or third day. It seems clean enough to not need a washing. Do other people do this? Or am I the only sloth out there?


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195,021 I had a strange dream yesterday about my older brother. We are not close.

I dreamt that my brother died in a car where he lives in another state. He has a wife and child In reality. In my dream the wife didn’t know he was dead.

I entered some kind of weird state where in my dream he was walking and talking to me as if he were alive, some kind a parallel universe where I could speak to him. I was trying to tell the wife that he passed away but she might have a chance of speaking to him in this strange parallel universe.

throughout the dream I was crying and woke up with tears on my face.


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195,020 I truly believe I am the only person not on FB! Friends, family & coworkers are always nagging me- oh you should sign up, blah, blah, blah. Why? My husband is on it because he runs a softball team and the guys show pics. and comment about sports, their mutual sports buddies, ok fine. But then my hubby shows me comments about “friends” that join the pack and post what they had for breakfast and silly things like that. Why in the world would anyone care about this? Someone commented, “Oh, I’m going to XYZ restaurant (very expensive)- does anyone know what time it closes?”. Damn, pick up the phone and ask them! Is this to show off or are people really that thick? I have no time for this rubbish. Maybe it’s me....


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195,019 I once had a YouTube channel where I would talk about different topics after taking Ambien. It started as a joke after a Skype session gone sideways with my boyfriend. We got a lot of laughs from it. But apparently a lot of other people did too. My followers were slowly climbing. Then someone shared the link somewhere and it exploded overnight. I freaked out when I saw hundreds of thousands of views on my videos and I killed the entire channel immediately.   I really think it would have taken off and I don't want to be famous for something like that. It would have been really embarrassing.


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195,018 There's this man who keeps pestering my family , he claims to be his son but here's the thing even if he is he won't get any money from my husband. He already set a trust and the way it's set up it stops smooches from suing or trying to get any money from it . This loser needs to let go dude it's almost 40 with a criminal record , a drug addict and drama . His girlfriend contacted family members, which it wasn't necessary if he knew how get in touch with my husband, she just did it to cause drama and create problems.


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195,017 There is a growing movement where Special Ed  parents don't want their child labeled as Special Ed anymore. They want to change the name of the entire program to Exceptional Ed.

Is it really necessary to change the name? Will it bring about better results? Will any child's life improve? I think Special Ed parents grasping at nothing. Let it go. Just focus on your child and forget this silliness of changing the name.


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195,016 I had a dream I had friends.

I was driving around when my car broke down at a rest stop, and there were a group of men, women, all around my own age there already and we hit it off right away. We were just running around, having fun, cracking jokes. It felt like hours had gone by.

Towards the end someone said, “Whoever’s leaving the bus is about to take off.” But I didn’t want to leave, and neither did a few others. So I said goodbye to the seven foot tall bearded Star Wars lover, the gothic chick and her pet bird, the nerdy kid and his girlfriend as well as their pet duck. And as they stepped onto the bus, BOOM, I woke up.

I was smiling when I woke up because I was thinking about all my new friends, but as I looked around my empty apartment and reality set in, I realized it was a dream. So, here I am, drinking enough vodka to kill a whale, just wishing I didn’t wake up this time because even though it was a dream, I’ve never felt so happy before.

The last time I called someone a “friend” was in 2011. Since then, outside of family, I don’t have anyone else. Nobody to text, to hang out with, to play games with. It’s just been me, alone, for almost ten years now.

I’m really tired of being alone, but at the same time, I know there’s a reason why and I can’t ignore that reason. I just wish I could be the person I was in my dream every day of my life. But I’m not, and never will be, so, vodka, please, do your work…


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195,015 I've been reading these secrets. I've probably gone through several thousand. Plenty of stories of wives doing bad things. But where are the stories of husbands behaving like jerks? I was expecting to hear about the hub running off with the secretary and leaving the wife with nothing. I see no stories like this though.


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195,014 My wife is a high powered business woman. She's very professional. She dresses the part and acts the part. People fear her.

Sometimes I'll swing by her workplace and see her and the way people around her cower and I think to myself, "I've had my cock up her ass."

I'd like to tell her colleagues. They might fear her a little less. But I guess it wouldn't be very appropriate for me to bring this up in conversation. Damn.

Just remember, if you have a serious female boss who scares you at times, she's probably like my wife. She's human and some guy somewhere has cum up her ass.


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195,013 When I'm stopped at a stop sign and there's a crosswalk and a pedestrian, I'd say about 80% of the time the person casually crosses in front of me.

But I've noticed about 20% of the pedestrians actually quicken their pace. They speed up because they know I've stopped for them and they don't want me to wait too long. Some even jog a little.

To which I say Thank You! You 20% are very good people. I can tell. You are conscientious of others around you. I wish you the best!


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195,012 Kind of related to a secret below. How many times can I contact a company saying I'm interested in a particular job opening. They never contacted me after I sent in my resume and cover letter. I let 10 days go by. I sent an upbeat second cover letter along with my resume again, pointing out I never heard back and I'm hoping they might still consider me.

The job is perfect for me. I want it. But do I dare contact them a third time? Isn't persistence a good trait in an employee?

Or would I come across as a pain in the butt?


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195,011 I can’t stand my mother, I bought her a really nice pair of earrings that she said she’s always wanted.

Go figure.

I’m a masochist, can’t wait to hear how they’re all wrong.

She’s also planning on visiting for two weeks this summer. I’m already thinking of escape plans.


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195,009 What's a polite way of saying that you're completely disinterested in someone's friendship and would rather they stopped trying to make pointless plans every few months?


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195,008 My husband uses socks as cum rags then throws them in the hamper. I don’t think he realizes I notice when I do the laundry.


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195,007 After jerking off this morning I realized that my fit-bit thought I was walking.It recorded about 2,000 + steps (about 1.25 miles). Thats kinda far for my hand to go at about 6" per stroke. I guess I have been putting a lot of miles on my penis lately!


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195,006 A married couple works at my office.  They’re both great people.  The wife is gorgeous.  She easily could be a professional model.  We’ve made a lot of nervous eye contact, and I’ve caught her looking my way many times.  This morning I was getting in the elevator as she was getting off.  I caught her doing the over the shoulder look at me.  Nothing will ever happen between us because she’s happily married and I dont flirt with married women.  I guess my secret is that im happy a super gorgeous woman might find me attractive.


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195,005 I recently went on anti depressants and now have an aversion to alcohol.  I have zero desire to drink. Thing is, I used to be a problem drinker but now the thought of it grosses me out.  I suppose that’s a good thing but I’d still like to enjoy a cocktail once in a while but the thought makes me queasy. I wonder if people have stopped alcoholism this way.


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195,004 I feel like my roommates only care about me being around or not because I ask them about their lives. Nor extensive details, but if I ask you how your day was, I'm actually going to listen instead of expecting a one word answer. That's just how i am. But they don't care about me, because 98% of the time they never ask me back. That's how you know folks are full of shit.

Oh well. My friend group out of town us expanding (helped by the fact that I've been there every weekend for the last month) and it may possibly even contain a new love interest. I can see it playing out in my head and I want that so badly with him! All in due time.

As for my roommates, they wonder why I'm never home anymore...it's because you're all a bunch of fake bitches.


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195,003 I've written before. The day might change, but the story never changes. My wife and I agreed to work on the yard today. We are trying to sell the house. We need to spruce it up.

I got up early to start on the chores. My wife slept late. I asked if she could come to the dump with me to get rid of some junk. No, she couldn't come. She had already arranged to go an a cycling work out with her gym friends. What? I reminded her we had agreed to work on the yard today.

She obnoxiously asked, "What was I supposed to say when they asked me to go on the ride? No? You have to go on a ride if someone asks!"

Oh. I didn't know that rule of life. When your husband asks for help cleaning you can say no. But if gym rat friends ask you to go on a bike ride it's illegal to say no.

She left at eight thirty. she said they'd be cycling until noon and then they'd catch some lunch. She won't be back until sometime after two.  I see this coming. She'll create some other excuse this afternoon and she'll weasel out of all yard work today. Same old story with her.

She is lazy and self absorbed. I feel so alone and abused by her. She takes advantage and has no guilt.

Plan: Spruce this place up. Sell the house. Divorce her. Get my life back.

For now, it's back to the yard for me. I'm going to write in later with her afternoon excuse. I' know it's coming.


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195,002 I don’t know what the Millennials consider their culture around texting people, but this is a little weird.  I feel like a boundary has been pushed a little with this.  A young female recruiter, maybe 25 years old at most judging from her LinkedIn picture, emailed me about a consulting opportunity.  I’ve been replying via email.  I’ve spoken with her on the phone twice.  Everything was set up to talk to the client.  I see a text on my phone from an unknown number.  It’s the recruiter texting my personal phone to ask me if I have any questions about the opportunity.  I’m 45 and have been texting for a decade, and this seems a bit weird.  I never told her to do this, and never would have expected anybody to do it unless they knew me personally.  Maybe she’s just really aggressive... but it’s an odd thing to do with a stranger.


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195,001 Impossible to get a decent gin and tonic in the Philippines.

I know not a big issue but still one would think in a tropical country gin and tonic would be a drink they would know how to make. C'est la vie The Phils,  I'm outta of here in 2 hours.


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195,000 My secret is, I have stage four cancer. I don't want to tell my family do to their drama. I might be dying, once they told my parents I needed someone with power of attorney there it hit me like a ton of bricks. I'm now seeing the severity of it.  At least now I know I will not be leaving here by the power of my own free will.
I've always prayed to the universe to strike me with cancer. I think something finally heard me.


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