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195,299 Senior prom has become a bigger production than the Academy Awards.

10 AM: Girls get their hair done

12 Noon: Girls go to makeup parties.

2 PM: My son is picking up his date They pose for pictures at her house.

3 PM: They come here for more pictures.

4 PM: They go to a party at one house with a professional photographer where they pose for you guessed it, more pictures. This time in groups with friends.

5 PM: Then comes a "pre-party" at a different house with finger food (I don't know how to spell or-derves??)

6 PM: They get in limos and drive to the restaurant an hour away.

7 PM: Prom begins. Dinner, dancing, and so on. It is also filled with speeches and awards. Best dressed, most likely to succeed. There is voting on a king and queen.

11 PM: Prom ends. They drive an hour back.

12 AM: The first after party.

2 AM: Another after party begins. Who has a party that starts at 2 in the morning?

6 AM: They go to the diner for breakfast.

8 AM: They finally get back home to sleep it off.

It's crazy. It's an 22 hour event. When I went to my prom it was at the high school. It started at 7 PM and was over by 10 PM. My mom was a chaperone and drove me back home. I wore a $10 dress from the thrift shop and somehow it was enough!


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195,298 I wish I knew what you are thinking about us.  I still would like to see you again.


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195,297 Every pussy tastes a little different.


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195,296 My friend's dog is a year and a half old and still not house broken. He poops on her rugs.I shouldn't care right except sometimes she asks me to watch him for a few days at my house and he does his business here. I shouldn't have to deal with this. I'm trying to be a good helpful friend but she's pushing it big time.


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195,295 An EXTREMELY candid entry from my diary, Feb 20th 2018 at 5:07 am, unamended:

“Reasons I’ve decided to break up with you:

-you got wasted this weekend after I warned you not to and ended up trying to fight me, punched me in the face and pulled my hair, broke my favorite tweezers, and pissed in my bed. On my grandmothers quilt.
-you flirt with the guy you know I like
-you lie all the time
-you have embarrassed me in public too many times
-you often put me down to make yourself feel better
-you’re low class and it’s rubbing off on me
-you’re seriously immature and it’s rubbing off on me
-you’re a terrible alcoholic and it’s rubbing off on me
-you’re selfish and use me for money
-you have roaches in your house and you don’t feed your cats and only eat hot cheetos and 4lokos.”


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195,294 I guess this is a secret because I didn't expect it.  I got a virus from a Yahoo advertising link.


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195,293 I love you.
You know me, I give my all. I mean the words I say. I tell you I want you more than anything, and it's the truth.

I don't know what I am to you. Everyone but me seems to have learned how to say things without meaning them, how to lie but make it feel like the truth, I never did like that. But when you tell me you love me I want to believe in. We talk about everything. Family, fate, love, death, depression, aching, pain, suffering. It all never seems to end. When we're together I feel like the missing parts of me are complete and you say the same things, like we inspire something in each other to be fulfilled. It feels like all my life I was missing something and it was you.

But I can feel each moment slipping away from me while I'm still in it. I know good things never last. I know when you're gone I will go back to the aching and you will leave a hole in me that is shaped like your hands. I suppose in time, I will heal from that like I must heal from all wounds. I try not to think about it at all but it haunts me.
For now I just tell you how much I love you.
And you say you love me too.


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195,292 I am definitely not a fan of the royals.  I think they are useless parasites who look down on the people who support their lavish and extravagant lifestyles, while the peons live in relative squalor.  Being a man of color, I find them bigoted and  exclusive.  

That being said, I saw the royal wedding by accident; I was turning on the news.  IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!  I did not see the actual ceremony.  I tuned in after that was over, but the sermon, the music and singing, that amazing young cellist!  And the bride in her understated, elegant gown was just lovely, as was her mother, who, it seemed wore basically the same color as the prune queen.

The only dark spot, so to speak, was that hag-like, stone-faced old queen.  Did you see her???  She looked like an old dragon.  A smile would have cracked her face off.

I am glad that the royals have color in the family now.  Maybe they will be better.  I think Diana improved them, maybe Meghan can, too.  I was floored and amazed that they had a traditional Black wedding, I think it shows Meghan plans to stay true to her own.  Amazing!


Maybe now, the royals can become human, especially after the old farts die off.



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195,291 I like spending my Friday nights alone. Gym, come home shower, some weed and a nice dinner.  F/43. I enjoy being home.  


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195,290 Ok, So I found something called Hanlon's Razor. I had never heard of it until yesterday...since then I have heard it 4 separate times, pertaining to 4 different situations...wow
It states:
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"

WOW, it explains so much and makes me think of a lot of situations I see being caused by Stupid people, not necessarily mean people! ok, that makes me feel sorry for them instead of angry at them so much....I guess that's better?


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195,288 i hate helping people


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195,287 I love you J.  I know you don't believe me and you have every right to think that way, but I really do.


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195,286 Is the royal wedding over? Is it safe to watch the news again?


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195,285 My brother is a grade A jackass. He's arrogant and condescending. He does it to me and everyone. But get this, he posts an article to facebook on how it's important for siblings to get along as adults. Ya gotta be kidding me. He drives a wedge deep into our family then he wants to scold us about the need to get along. Look to yourself bro. You are the problem. The rest of us get along great.  


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195,283 I've never taken a naked photo of myself for fear it gets automatically uploaded to the cloud. Does anyone know how it  works? If I take a photo on an iPhone does it get sent to my personal Apple icloud space? Can anyone, meaning people in my contacts list, see what's there?


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195,282 I cheated on my wife. It was complicated. But yes, I did it.

There was one afternoon I was laying in bed with the woman. We had just fucked, She got up to go to the bathroom. She left her phone. On a whim I grabbed it and started looking through the photos.

About a week earlier she had sent me a selfie. It wasn't naked or anything. It was a casual photo of her smiling for the camera.

But as I looked through the pictures on her phone I noticed there were dozens of photos of her trying to take the perfect selfie to send to me. It made me laugh. She had tried so hard to take the the most nonchalant photo. It was a little vain and very human of her. I didn't say anything.

Eventually the affair ended.

A few months ago my wife left her phone unattended on the kitchen counter. On a whim I grabbed it and started looking through the photos. There were a series of selfies. Dozens of them. She was trying to capture the perfect casual picture of her smiling at the camera....

WTF? Just like the other women did so she could send one to me.

But my wife never sent me any of these selfies. So who was she taking them for? It really makes me wonder if she sent them to someone else.


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195,281 When people use terms like “kitty”, “lady parts”, “tushie”,  “tatas”, “my girls”, or “sex session” it turns my stomach. Grow the fuck up and dirty talk like an adult...or at least someone over the age of 13. Ugh.


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195,280 Can I post my great cock? Or is that frowned upon?


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195,279 I miss you


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195,277 What does it mean when a man contacts you 30 years after high school? He's looking right?


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195,276 My husband asks if we are okay. I tell him yes we are okay. I'm lying.

He lost his job. We are running out of savings. We could eventually lose the house. There's no way I'm going to go back to living with my mother. No everything isn't okay.

EDIT: I deleted the rest because I sound like a terrible person.


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195,275 People are talking about "banning guns" as a solution to school shootings.  But why don't we just use the solution we had back in the 1980s and before, when these shootings didn't happen?

Anybody remember that solution?  I don't remember that solution.  But whatever it was, it worked great.


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195,274 I'd like to try fisting on a woman. Has anyone done this successfully? Do you stick the whole thing in first try, or does it take months of training to gradually stretch out the area?


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195,273 Oh my god A...whatever we had for the past couple weeks was amazing. I'm gonna miss you. Thanks you for showing me there are respectful, fun men out there.


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195,272 *#*  As hard as I try to be neat I fail, I can never get the final touch on anything.  So, when I have  a mess, my wife secretly takes pictures, I don't know what she does with them.  


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195,271 Today is the last day I do cannabis. Unfortunately, medical professionals aren’t allowed to partake on their free time. But alcohol, pills, meth, cocaine, heroin, drugs that exit the system w/in 24hrs, or can be prescribed by a careless physician, genuinely life-ruining drugs are all a-okay!

Until they reschedule cannabis from a class-1 drug, I’m going to do my best to be a functioning alcoholic. Until then, watch who you vote for.


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195,270 I hope I didn't run you off again.


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195,269 Heartbreaking news from Texas...But how come 890 shootings in Chicago  this year goes unreported?


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195,268 I'm super annoyed with myself right now. It's like i have this mixed feeling of wanting to be around people but when I am with them I always get disappointed. I like people to challenge me, to add extra value because that is what I try to do in a conversation. However, when I am around extremely smart people who are specialized in something I feel inadequate because I don't know enough about that topic or some sort of a specific program or skill.
This leads to me taking on way too much and wanting everything at the same time that I don't get anything done.

I think it's time for a holiday. After my graduation I have to find a job, I'm already looking, but even though people say that working is better because there is no homework involved, I will probably keep on learning all my life. I'm really insecure if I don't have knowledge about a certain topic. The more I learn, the more I realize how much there is that I still don't know. I think I need to take smaller steps, that way I will get further in life.

Thank you mom for setting an example of a strong businesswoman, I also want to achieve a lot but I don't want to have burnouts like you did. I just need to force myself everyday to live healthy and workout, but sometimes, especially now that my boyfriend is away for work, I just lie in bed and watch super random documentaries, which cloud up my mind. I am in desperate need for a break, let's hope my thesis defense goes fine!


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195,267 I worked as a stripper for several months when I was in my twenties. Not because I needed money but because I needed to feel wanted. I also slept around.  A lot. Now I work a high level corporate job and I feel like I almost don’t deserve it. As if anybody found out, I would be ruined. I have a lot of shame about that part of my life and I am really trying hard to overcome it. I also never really had a meaningful relationship I feel like there something wrong with me and I’m not worthy of it. I go back-and-forth between feeling good about myself and feeling undeserving and unwanted. I’m good at my job but I don’t really have anything else.


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195,266 I think Tom Brady made a deal with the devil when he graduated college, no way other way to explain his success on the field and whom he married.....


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195,265 Another school shooting, more thoughts and prays.

That doesn't seem to be stopping the problem, maybe we should do something besides offering thoughts  and prayers?


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195,264 My wife wont sext with me or play with me on snapchat...

Am i supposed to bottle it up or tell her its what i desire from her or fuck off and do it with other women...?


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195,262 He didn't call.




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195,261 Another school shooting, this time in Texas. I think God is sending a message. Texas is the pro-gun center of America. Now their own children are getting killed. Are those parents still pro-gun? I wouldn't doubt it. Their love of guns is greater than their love of their own children. God is trying to show them how absurd they are.


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195,260 I think my daughter is gay. She's been hanging out with one girl from her high school. They are inseparable. My daughter tells me she's going to the prom with this girl, but as friends. She says that's what kids do these days. From left field, someone happened to mention in passing there is a well known lesbian at the high school. It is this girl my daughter has been hanging with. 2+2 = 4. I want to be open minded but to be honest this makes me very uncomfortable.


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195,259 Guilt got the best of you, didn't it?  But if you really knew me, you would know how forgiving of a person I am.  You should really reconsider.


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195,258 It's rare, but I occasionally sleepwalk. Once I woke up while climbing out my second story bedroom window. Another time I woke up standing in the hotel room next to the one I had rented.


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195,257 He still texted me. Do you really think he's going to tell you he is? What a joke. Jokes on you.


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195,256 Honestly my ex should come with a warning: I'm a terrible person with really good dick. Dick so good it'll ruin your life


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195,255 New feature. You can now share a secret on Facebook and Twitter by clicking this icon in the right navigation bar.



The thinking is you might not want to share your own secret with people you know on social media, but if you share a secret you find interesting, even if it wasn't written by you, more people will end up coming here and sharing secrets of their own.

Then you can try to guess which secrets are written by your social media friends. LOL.


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195,254 Guys, I'm not against the idea of you putting a finger up my tushie during sex. I'm a nice girl.  I will never tell you to your face. But it's true. Go for it.

The thing is, only put one finger up there. A tushie has a way of creating an air tight seal around your one finger. This is good.

If you try to put two fingers in there, air tight is no longer possible. There will be gaps. Gaps are bad. Gaps let.... uumm... aromas.... freely exit my tushie. Not good for you. Not good for me.

Got it? Tushie touching is good. But one finger only please!


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195,253 I last saw you a year ago, it was a wonderful weekend but I realized after you were on a destructive path and spiraling downward.
Wonder how it all worked out with your kids, husband and your life...you were so deeply unhappy in your marriage, I hope in the past year you have found happiness, peace and balance.



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195,252 My wife is boring in bed. It's killing me. I try to spice things up. I try to tell her sexy stories. I ask her to pretend I'm someone else she knows.

She gets mad and says I'm weird and there's something wrong with me.

Groan.


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195,251 $600 for a bent tie rod at my local, family owned shop (highly reviewed, recommended by at least half a dozen people I know). $600 the better more than a full week’s pay for me.

Same repair at a big chain? $150. The shop owner even drove me home while I waited. I wish I could support a family business, but not at a 4x markup. It’s outrageous to me to think that anyone would think that pricing is fair.


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195,250 Hi, my name is Depression, Mrs. Anxiety Depression to be exact. They say you are not defined by your diagnosis. I wish that were true for me, but this is who I have been so long that I don't know any other me. Hopefully this blog will be my journey to redefining myself. I would much rather introduce myself as Mrs. Wife, Mother, Daughter, Sister, Liar, Manipulator, Mimic Copycat, Fake, Narcissistic Sociopath like my mother. Selfish deceitful, cheater, home wrecker, two faced, attention starved, dramatic whore. This is me and I'm free.


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195,249 I wish you didn't dislike me.

Oh well. Get in line behind everyone else who thought I'd end up a failure. I've had tons of fun surpassing all of you.

And watch your gallbladder.


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195,248 Looking for a job is just like dating.  Haven't done either in a long time.  

who's stringing you along

who's cockblocking you

who's ignoring you

who's chasing you

hot and cold behavior

Jesus I'm exhausted.


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195,247 I tell lies about my parents physically and mentally abusing me. Why do I hate them so much when they are trying to help me?


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195,246 My wife embarrasses me with her fitness obsession. I know I'm supposed to be proud of her working out and keeping herself trim, but she goes too far.

We'll drive to the supermarket. She wants to wait in the car. That's okay. I come out of the store 20 minutes later and she is on the pavement next to the car doing sit ups. People are walking by and staring.  You don't do sit ups in a parking lot!  It can wait!

We go to a movie. That's two hours of sitting still for most people. Not my wife. She gets out of her seat, goes to the back of the theater and starts jogging in place. Someone working for the theater had to ask her to stop because it was disturbing people. She then went and jogged in the lobby. She missed a large part of the movie. What was the point of going to the movie with me in the first place if she pretended she was at the gym without me?

We watch TV. She's doing leg lifts. We're in a restaurant. She takes a break from eating and does a dozen squats right next to the table. We're in church. She's lifting herself up and down on the pews.

She can't / won't stop. I am not the proud husband of a fit woman. I'm embarrassed and pissed. She needs to stay the fuck still. There are specific places for workouts. It's not everywhere you happen to be. It's rude to others around you.


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195,245 My boss doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes. Yick.


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195,244 Serious alcoholic here. Had my last drink earlier this week. I know it's not going to be easy, but I swear to God I am done poisoning myself and my life. I will NOT drink today. Tomorrow I will tell myself the same thing. And forever on down the line.

I am going to find a counselor to help me dive into how I got here.How does a well educated man with a good career, a beautiful wife and amazing kids get to the point where he gets blitzed every night for 15 years straight?

For those of you so inclined, please wish me well. For those of you feeling less sympathetic, less generous, who probably think I brought this on myself, well, I don't disagree with you. It's true, this is all on me. And it's all on me to dig out, and that's what I am going to do.

Peace to all.


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195,243 As a man, I'll never flirt with a married woman.  To me there just seems to be something off limits about trying to play with another man's woman.  Maybe I'm alone in that.

But I've noticed that women aren't the same.  If you're a married man, women seem more likely to want to flirt with you, play around with you, send naked pics to you, and even fuck you.

It's like women want to compete with each other, and a married man is the biggest prize.



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195,242 There is a coworker I've been friends with for a few years, she works in another office but we often collaborate on projects. In addition, we're very chummy, we chat about random stuff on IM all day. Plus, for family reasons, we end up visiting each other's city and show each other around. I'm relatively happy at our company but she isn't, she's been in a bad situation for a couple of years with no sign of relief. I've been helping and encouraging her to find another opportunity. She finally found something and it sounds like a really nice fit, but I'm surprised how sad I am, I'll miss our projects and our day to day chats. I'm posting this here because I don't want to sound like a whiner in real life.


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195,241 Wives, when your husband is licking your pussy, please stop talking about what you did during the day.


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195,240 The Harrington road boys grew up to be disappointments to all. Every one of them. Not one is successful.


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195,239 I wonder where my future husband is and what he is doing. I can’t wait to meet you


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195,237 I'm tired of being told that my anger is an acceptable feeling, but that I am not allowed to defend myself against people who are attacking me because it spreads negativity.

If someone is fucking with me constantly and doesn't listen when they're asked to step off, then they're going to be punched in the face.  I'm going to -make- them step off.

Fuck that idea that what goes around comes around.  It only exists to discourage people from standing up for themselves.

I'm as nice as I can try to be.  But I have limits and people can't misconstrue niceness for walking all over you.  Don't give crap, don't take anyone's crap.


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195,236 How many men have a wife who became fully disabled with some affliction when they were once normal (health wise) now they are basically a total care patient and sexual interest on your part has dwindled partly due to taking care of them and working ....what do you do  a man has needs


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195,234 It’s my husband’s secret. He’s a cheapskate. Spends money (or wastes it) buying things for himself that he doesn’t keep up the maintenance on, but won’t spend anything on me beyond food and sundries. I buy my own clothes, “special food”, and anything extra out of my retirement savings and make my own car payments. He always wants to take my car to run his errands so he can save on gas instead of driving his big truck - but he won’t pay for maintenance of it. He’ll  have sex with me every morning (which I do like), but won’t pay for my medication for a heart condition which isn’t expensive as medications go.  He has lots of “stuff” but neglects it all. And yet he is so bored he has to start fights with me and make trouble.

Hopefully this will be another weekend without him telling me what to do.




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195,233 You blew it. There are boundaries. You crossed them.  I asked you to stop. I gave you fair warning. You didn't listen and didn't care. Now I'm not listening to you and I don't care. Good bye.

(Yes, I'm talking to you.)


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195,232 The Old Saying keeps coming back to me. Shit or get off the pot.


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195,231 I wish my husband loved me. I'd settle for him liking me.


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195,230 I have this whacky OCD kind of thing. It's not all the time. I'd say it hits me once every few months. I get a thought in my head and I must do it. I'll be walking down the sidewalk and see a candy bar wrapper. The voice in my head says I must pick it up and toss it in a trash can or I'll be dead in three minutes. I do it. From my way of thinking I have no choice.

On one level it sounds tame and gee what a good public service I'm doing. But there are times the voice tells me to do stranger things. I'll see a smudge of ketchup on the table at McDonalds. The voice says I should wipe it off with my finger and taste it.... or I'll be dead in three minutes. Part of my brain knows it's disturbing to be eating things from tables in a public space. I do it anyway though.


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195,229 I'm embarrassed about my ethnic heritage. I'm an American now. Leave it at that.


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195,228 I have no spare tire in my car. If I get a flat I'm fucked.


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195,227 On Tuesday she agreed to have sex with me in exchange for me helping her. I did my part. But she got delayed with this and that. It's Thursday and still no sex. Maybe next week.

When she is old and crippled and hungry and wants me to make her dinner for her, I think I'll wait a week and see how she likes it.


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195,226 The storm was coming. He was mowing the lawn. Not a big deal. There was plenty of time to get out of the rain. He could have waited it out in the shed. Or the garage. He randomly decided to hole up in his truck for a few minutes until the weather passed. Then just like that, a tree fell on his vehicle and he was dead.

Life and death are so random.


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195,225 You know how they say you should follow your passion? I think I should be a dermatologist. What could be better than getting paid to pop zits? :)


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195,224 Over the years my husband's family has given me a terribly hard time. They have never been welcoming to me. They acted like I wasn't good enough to join them. Meanwhile I thought they were coarse and unpleasant.

I just found out the daughter of my husband's sister is having a baby. My first thought was oh how nice. I haven't seen her in 10 years. But I always liked her.

I asked my husband what the girl has been up to recently because I didn't even realize she is married.

I opened a hornet's nest. The girl isn't married. Since I last saw her she got herself addicted to hard drugs. Like heroin kind of drugs. There appears to be a question about who the baby's father is. It's not clear where she is living. I think that is code speak for her being homeless and finding a place to crash where she can. She doesn't talk to her mother or father. From where I'm sitting, the high and mighty family of my husband who treated me so badly is doing nothing to help this girl. It kills me. She's having a baby for Christ sake.

Tomorrow I'm going to locate her and go over there. I'm going to bring her home with me. We have a guest room. She can live with us and raise her child here. Heroin? That's not happening in this house and I'll be firm about it. But she can't be living on the streets. No way.

It goes without saying that I am disappointed with my husband's family. Once again they fail when it comes to their treatment of human beings. What awful people.

But this one niece, I'm going to help her fly over the cukoo's nest.


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195,223 I have not gotten stoned in well over a decade. But if I ever do again, im watching Zig and Sharko! For reals..!


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195,222 I thought she was a MILF, turns out she was really a SELF.... someone everyone loves to fuck


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195,221 I pick pretty boys and that is my problem.


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195,220 A few years ago I was told not to say Latino as a blanket statement. I am to say Latino for males and Latina for women.

Okay, I'm sorry, my bad I guess.

Now I'm being told I should be saying Latinx for everyone. Gender neutral and all that.

My thoughts... Just shut the fuck already, just shut the fuck up. I'm tired of your stupid gender games. That's what it is right? It's a game to trip up the pleasant white guy who means no harm. Constantly tell me I'm making a mistake and it's offensive and you demand an apology.

Well fuck you I'm done with your stupid games. If you ever again tell me to call you a certain way because of gender issues, I'm going to call you asshole. That's gender neutral isn't it?


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195,219 Pregnant friends. I get it. You are having a baby. Congratulations.

But if that's all you talk about for 9 months, you are insufferable to the rest of us. Please stop talking about it. There is more to the world than you having a baby.


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195,218 My ass is nice and fat!


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195,217 My husband and I have always enjoyed following and watching news and current events on TV. Lately, though, I am finding it difficult to be constantly exposed to (bombarded with) this type of television, given the current political climate in the U.S. and around the world. It simply hurts too much. My husband insists on having political news and commentary on from essentially the moment we arrive home from work until we go to bed, and then again first thing in the morning with breakfast. When I protest, he argues that he shouldn't have to turn something off just because I don't like it, and that I need to either learn to deal with it or leave the room. Am I being unreasonable to expect him to be more sensitive to how this affects me, particularly in my own home, and turn off the TV? I should note that we live in a one-bedroom condo, so "leaving the room" isn't much of an escape. I am considering divorce. Its out of control.


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195,216 I'd be surprised if I survive this year without killing myself.


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195,215 Hmm, should I get Ass Implants


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195,214 I have no way of proving this, but I’ve always been convinced of two things in my future.

1. I will not be able to conceive a child. My husband and I will adopt.

2. I will be a young widow.

I’ve had these thoughts since well before I even knew my husband or even considered having a child. Well before I even knew that a child and a marriage were things that I wanted.

Now that I’m close to thirty, I can see these things coming to fruition. My cycle is abnormally long. It’s regularly 40+ days instead of 28. Fertility testing is on the horizon. My husband is becoming more stressed and unhealthy by the day. He has the health of someone ten or fifteen years older than he is. No matter how I try to help, I see him fading. He will burn out before I do.

I want to be wrong. The fact that I might not be has me feeling scared and sad.


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195,213 Tennis is such a weird sport on the local level. It's all about who can spend the most money on clothing and a fancy club. It has very little to do with athleticism and playing the game.

Show me someone who says she is into tennis and I'll show you someone I immediately dislike.


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195,212 well, now I know where you've been the past two months. jail. and for what? possession, weed, awesome. you really fucked up.
so many emotions. anger, disappointment, sadness, relief that you're not dead. i hate how hard I fell for you and then you do something so fucking stupid. why do i always fall for the wrong guy?!?!?!?!


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195,211 I'm a very smart person, just dumb with my heart.


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195,210 I wish they'd bring back The Sopranos. Guess it's not possible anymore. Greatest show ever.


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195,209 I'm going to die in the year 2039. I know because I keep seeing the number everywhere. It is a street address on the news. It is part of the serial number on my PC. It is in a phone number of a friend. God is sending me a very loud message.


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195,208 Whenever I see a woman with a nice ass I wonder if she enjoys anal sex.


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195,207 Toilets should have a vent system built into the bowl that sucks air INTO the unit so no gases get out. Why hasn't this been done already?


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195,206 I learned all I need to know when the liberals in Seattle balked at helping their own homeless.


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195,205 I don't know if this really a secret. It's more of a secret question that I would love to ask but could never.
Why is it ok to have a NAACP? or black colleges, or black colleges or black clubs? or black studies? Wouldn't there be a riot if there was a NAAWP? or white colleges? or white clubs? or white studies? I treat everyone exactly the same. After all aren't we all the same?


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195,204 I played Fortnight for 17 hours yesterday.


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195,203 People can say premonitions are just really good cases of luck, but I remember very clearly a few premonitions from when I was a child.  These were times where I had a dream, remembered the dream, and then saw exactly what I dreamed a few days later

I was 3 years old for the first one.  I dreamed I was next to a building.  I could see in detail all the bricks, the windows, the doors, the specific type of fence next to it.  It all had this electric blue hue to it.  I woke up and remembered the dream.  A few days later I was with my mom and we walked up to exactly the same building.  I was standing in the same perspective as in the dream, with the fence, same I thought to myself, "Oh, there's the building from my dream a few days ago!"  It was no big deal, no shock, because I was 3 and didn't know that wasn't supposed to happen.  I remember the building both in the dream and in reality.

When I was 7 I had a dream about a man.  Saw him very clearly.  In the dream we introduced ourselves.  The next day, there he was.  He asked me my name and I replied, "Don't you remember?"

Throughout my life I get these random thoughts popping into my head.  Then the exact thing I thought of will happen a few days or a few hours later.  My husband has noticed this happening.  I'll say something random to him, and it'll happen.  He has even started saying, "I wonder if that's going to come true."


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195,202 It's hard to describe just how much I lie, but I do know that I've been like this since childhood. When I was little, lying would get me attention even if I got caught, and sometimes it saved me from getting in trouble. In my teens and young adult years, lying to peers boosted my low self-esteem and self-image, and lying to myself helped me get past some particular emotional hurdles. Now I'm in my twenties, and I'm doing it to strangers just for the heck of it, and to prospective employers just so I don't sound like a wastrel. There are certain people that I can't lie to at all, namely my boyfriend and usually my parents and family.


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195,201 Wondering how things turned out with your straight girlfriend with all the same answers.
Go ahead - reach out. It's been a long time and I'm certain we have both gotten over it by now.


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