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195,699 Take me back to the night we met
-Courtney


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195,698 Well, I'd prefer another kind of kiss, but I guess I'll take a kiss of death from you.

Asshole. Just can't stand to see me start over, can you?


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195,697 The PTA gave me a $500 scholarship. I cashed the check and bought weed.


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195,696 There's a guy in my town who has been so vulgar and obnoxious to people online. My town has a facebook page and this guy has bad things to say about everyone. In the middle of all his unpleasant comments, he posted about his new business where he has opened a gym. He is asking people to join.

Let me think about that for a moment. Ah....... no thanks.


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195,695 My wife is a dreadful cook. What makes it worse is she thinks she's a fantastic cook. It's an ego thing with her. She has nothing going on. She's not smart. Shes not engaging. She's not pretty. So she latches onto the idea that she's a great cook. The rest of us suffer the consequences.

The other day she made spaghetti. How hard is it to boil water, drop in the noodles and then heat up a jar of sauce.

Unbelievably my wife messed it.

She got it into her head that she had to add salt to the boiling water. I've seen this done. You add a little sprinkle of salt. But my wife got confused. She remembered someone adding a cup of sugar, also white and granular, to lemonade. She got this image mixed up with the salt and spaghetti. So she added a cup of salt to the boiling water.

The spaghetti was inedible. It was like eating a mouthful of salt.

She's a fool. I hate her. I know I'm whining. But I have to mention it somewhere because if I internalized all the crap she does, I'd explode.


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195,694 People lead such trite stupid lives. They live for parties or sporting events or TV shows. My god you losers, what do you do to further society? What do you do to further yourselves? There is no point to you even existing.


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195,693 Yesterday several news outlets suggested Melania was staying out of sight because Trump beat her.

The media needs to be sued for these false allegations.

Freedom of speech doesn't include making slanderous remarks meant to harm.



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195,692 I went to a forum about the future of our town. About a dozen people were invited. The idea was to get feedback from ordinary citizens.

But my gosh, there were three people in attendance who wouldn't shut up. They chimed in loudly on every issue. They spoke too long. They cut others off. Even when the moderator specifically turned to the people who didn't get a chance to speak, the threesome again chimed in and spoke over the moderator.

Holy shoot, why are people like this? Shut up sometime in your life and listen. The world isn't all about you and your opinions!


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195,691 My wife came to me a month ago to say she wanted to throw a lavish party for her friend's birthday. I said we couldn't afford it. I was very clear and told her we couldn't host a party.

I just found out that this weekend we are hosting the party. A friend mentioned it to me.

I asked my wife. Her response was to say I gave my approval. I told her she's an outright liar. Luckily I had sent one of my "no" responses to her in an email. So there's hard proof I said no.

Like how do you deal with a wife like this? She doesn't listen. She lies. She does what she wants. She spends wildly. There is nothing good about this relationship. Divorce is the only option. I'm so resentful it has come to this.


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195,690 Conservatives in the U.S. are trying desperately to hold on to a vision of America that never existed.



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195,689 So far in my child's school, the administration has done away with the advanced science track and the advanced math track. They cut two foreign languages. Year-end academic awards were cancelled. and now they are trying to do away with homework.

Why?

So smarter kids don't get too far ahead of the dumber kids.

And we wonder why America is falling behind....


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195,688 I think it's pretty funny that Trump dis-invited the Eagles from the White House. I guess they thought he'd be sitting there at an empty table sobbing because a bunch of jocks who majored in basketweaving decided to socially punish him. Instead, he just shrugged and had a party anyway.

Why I love this is that our society worships athletes. People act like these guys are the second coming of Christ, even though most of them are dumb as sand and pathetically uneducated to boot. (And don't tell me how they went to college. They got pushed through because they could play football.) These overpaid numbnuts contribute what, exactly?

But The Donald refused to pander to their tantrum. He just laughed in their faces, and I love that. A guy like that is OK with me.



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195,687 My Wife has ALS. She was diagnosed 2 yrs ago. Married 32 years. She currently cannot move anything below her neck and cannot communicate or breath without a computer or machine. I am her primary caregiver. Basically everything in life is off and uncontrollable...I will probably end up a broke 60 yr old widower with no plans for future. All of this is out of my control - there's nothing I can do but let it happen.

I used to complain about not enough sex and other relationship things and blamed my wife - just like many "secrets" on this site. Now all I want is my wife and my life back. Be careful what you complain about......


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195,686 A family member watched his girlfriend get killed by a stray bullet over twenty years ago.  She was standing at the window of their apartment and they heard fire crackers and she turned to him, said his name, and that she had been shot.  She died instantly.

He moved on, as best as one can, and met another beautiful woman and they had a child together.  The problem was she was an alcoholic and could not stop drinking so the baby was born with severe disabilities.  She cannot speak, she has the mental capacity of a two year old, she wears diapers, etc.  

His girlfriend killed herself shortly after.

For about 20 years he has raised this child on his own.  The state helps pay for in-home care and a babysitter when he works, and he does not want her in a home where 99% of us would have her in a home.

Through all of this he is a happy person.  He is a good person.  He is a solid person.  He is my hero.

He met another woman a year or so ago, and she is amazing.  I am crossing my fingers they end up together because she makes him happy and he makes her happy.

Peace.  



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195,685 Exfwb is back. I really need to not catch feelings


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195,684 I hate my job


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195,683 Sometimes I miss you more than other days.
Sometimes it hurts so bad the tears on my face are dry before they slide down my cheek.
That is how cold my heart, my blood, my insides feel from missing you.

It’s hard to admit, but it truly breaks my heart to see the two of you in pictures together. I’ve moved on too, and it’s been extremely difficult. I was numb for most of the last year and a half. Thought I deserved to feel that way, but I just want your memory to be less about the what-if’s , and more about the what-was, but it hurts.

Maybe that’s what true love and first loves are. Maybe I did experience that.
Those who have it - please hold onto it. Losing it is unreal pain. :(


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195,682 I am sick of and done with other people's problems...I help and help and try to be the voice of reason, and no one listens. I never say, "I told you so." I try to be nice, but there is a limit. Lately, too many people have been pushing me to the edge. I am socially bankrupt. Leave me the fuck alone and deal with your own shit. All I care about right now is myself, getting money, and getting laid. I've never had any problem taking care of these things. True story!!!!


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195,681 Husband here whose wife was getting tested for ALS.  NEGATIVE!!!  Can't tell you how relieved I was to hear that today.  I had been quietly going to ALS sites and looking up local resources.  Now I think I am going to volunteer out of gratitude.  


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195,680 What secrets are about me? Which are about you?


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195,679 Going into the medical field has been the best challenge of my life. I love the pressure and responsibility of being able to react and know how to save someones life.

I feel like I am achieving the impossible. This is my super power.


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195,678 I know I made the right choice in leaving you and not going back.

But...

Occasionally when you call and talk to our daughter & we converse my gut will hurt with what will never be, and how much I miss our family.  I hear slight breaks in your voice and I tell you goodnight.

Just have to remind myself over again I'm making the best decision and try not to look back


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195,677 Three years ago I made several tubs of tomato sauce from the vegetables in my garden. I put them in my freezer. I recently noticed them again. Tonight I'm thawing out one of the tubs and using it for dinner. I'm not trying to sound paranoid, but I'm slightly afraid I might die from eating it. Can you eat food that is three years old? I don't know.

If I don't write in later, it's because I died.


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195,676 Democrats should be banned from social media.


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195,675 I STILL love you.  No matter what.


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195,674 Fat people are in denial.
Don’t like your body? Work out.
Don’t have energy to work out? Eat better.

I know a lot of overweight people in denial. I’m one of them. I’m only about 12 pounds over weight, but I notice my splurges. After a long day I think I deserve an iced cappuccino. I don’t, and it’s okay to have cheat days, absolutely, but gosh. When overweight people constantly complain about their weight while not trying to change it, those people need to be slapped into reality.
Unless there is a valid and justified reason for you gaining weight - medical issues for instance, that’s different. I know it’s harder to lose weight in those capacities. BUT being 300lbs, and not changing anything about your diet or life and expecting change is why people like me roll their eyes at you, and you actually think we’re judging you!!! We’re just tired of your mouth.


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195,673 I am tired of your words.I can hear everything you don't say in your words. I am growing weary of you. More so everyday. You don't even try.


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195,672 I find snopes.com to be so biased. They hold themselves up as media fact checkers, but when I dig deep down, I find they distort the facts. What a joke. Now it makes me question everything ever claimed by snopes.


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195,671 I’ll never understand teen pregnancy. Instead of worrying about penises and vaginas, why not focus on school and being a good student?

No reason for pregnant teens. Maybe if they weren’t so focused on sex and feeling each other up you wouldn’t be knocked up.


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195,670 There is a TV show called "Parts Unknown". It's about traveling to exotic places.

But with a title like that, the show could just as easily be about my love life.


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195,669 I am young. I will be a graduate in a month. When I was little I knew what things made me happy. I loved being outside, I loved the nature and animals. I liked making things with my hands. For a long time I thought that I would just live somewhere in a warm country, live a simple life where I can be outside in my bikini a lot.

Now this is nowhere close to reality. I will find a corporate job, so I can pay for my expensive house, my work clothes, a car and gas to go to work every day, and will probably have a kid while being stressed and living on adrenaline. After a few years of competitive working I will probably be worn down, and I will settle down for a more stable position with a slower pace. I used to laugh at people like that, I swore I would never become one. Working to pay for every aspect that is about work. But my bf is not one to just pack up and go, he is a true realist.

Honestly, settling just seems so scary for me. When I was a teen I would often go exploring, find places I have never been to because I liked the unknown parts of town where no one knew me. And now I just feel so trapped. It feels so frustrating because I have these dreams, and I had them for so long, but I see myself going in the direction which is expected when you are an adult, and I don't like most aspects of it. Should I just accept it? Even when my bf agrees that it would be nice, he is not one to actually go. The only option then becomes is to just travel as much as possible, maybe take a few sabbaticals, find a small and cheap apartment in order to safe money for traveling.
I used to be really responsible and only depended on myself as a child and teenager and I feel like a relationship is making me super considerate of how my bf sees life. But on the other hand, I'm not going to leave alone. Ughhh I can't think clearly at this point. All I know is that I'm living a fantasy and should accept that adult life is not how I (and perhaps most) expected it to be.


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195,668 I want to fuck my sister - again.....


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195,667 I get a lot of attention from my family now that they see how much I’ve grown. I cant count how many times I was called beautiful/gorgeous at this past family get together. They gushed over my successes, everyone tried to get a piece of me, get me alone and talk to me about me. I CANNOT express how fucking uncomfortable it made me. You know why? Because I could feel people staring at me, i could tell they were listening in on the conversation, i could feel the jealousy. I know they picked apart everything i said and did later in private. I didnt take control of my health/body and succeed in my profession to make an impression on anyone. I did it for me. I wish they wouldnt take it so personal, and i wish they’d back off and go back to ignoring me, like they always have.


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195,666 This woman I know is going through a tough divorce and is facing money problems.  She reached out to me seeking help and when I politely declined to help her for the fourth time she told me that I left her with no choice that she is going to seek out a sugar daddy and fuck her way out of debt.
Way to guilt trip the nice person in your life who has been willing to offer help with no conditions or expecting to be paid back


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195,665 I have nothing but contempt for you. After you come get your stuff today, you are out of my life. I’m hoping you’ll just come get your stuff and then immediately leave, but I know I won’t be that lucky. You’ll probably want closure or to force me to listen to you tell me you still care for me. I don’t want to hear any of if from your manipulating ass. Don’t fucking tell me that after 3 weeks of being broken up that you’ve somehow overcome your codependency and manipulating ways that you’ve been using since childhood. The brain doesn’t just have on/off switches for that! Every time you try to make me jealous (which has failed miserably), you demonstrate you’re just as manipulative as ever but are using new tactics! It infuriates me that you think I am stupid enough to fall for it or to want to get back with you. I’m not even interested in being friends. I can’t get you out of my life fast enough. Go be unstable somewhere else. I’m completely done.


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195,664 I resent him and the situation more and more.


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195,663 B. .... you mean nothing to me anymore.

I used to adore you, couldn't breathe in your presence. You decided to completely tell me off and call me a worthless bitch over a trivial disagreement.

Sure, we see each other socially.  Yes, you want to hug me like always. But there's nothing there.  I actually wish you wouldn't do it.  Things have changed -- you aren't just a stranger, you're a social undesirable.  

Don't touch me. Don't hug me.  You don't even need to socially acknowledge me.

Please continue to be civil, but otherwise stay away from me.


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195,662 I see the stares we get when we're together. We don't match. You're so out of my league it's not even funny. I'm cute at best. You're incredibly handsome and fit. We don't make sense to people.

I wonder if you notice too. I'm sure your friends have mentioned it. I'm waiting for you to leave again. It's easier to be ugly alone.


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195,661 I am truly, deeply hurt. I have loved him for so long, I did not press the issue because he made it clear he didn't want a relationship at the time. Why act like you care about me? Now that she cries needing help all of the sudden he's there. Who is this bitch, and where did she come from??? She hasn't been there one second. Men make no sense to me. Or should I say boys. It's all about getting something new.


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195,660 I get a lot of anxiety after an encounter with some people sometimes. I freak myself out wondering if I was as awkward and weird as I think I was


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195,659 I know this woman. She's a bit of a free spirit. She's very smart, but definitely follows her own path in life.

One thing she does differently, she doesn't shave her armpits. She wears halter tops and there is always a huge bush poking out under her arms.

This leads to a side effect. She has a body odor problem. Her arm pits reek. People have been pushed into the uncomfortable position of telling her so. At work for example, there was a secret meeting where the company had to decide how to approach this because other workers were complaining about the smell.

After being informed, the woman, to her credit, sought advice on what to do. She called her Dad and explained the issue. She then asked her Dad how he controls his sweaty arm pits. His solution? He told her he shaves his arm pits. LOL.

Now she shaves too and all is well.

A big thank you to her Dad. I don't know if he was lying about shaving his pits, but thank you. It worked. You saved us!


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195,658 I jerked off today. It was very lackluster. Recently all my jerk offs have been lackluster. I think I peaked and now I am in my sexual decline.


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195,657 The media refers to one former President as George H. W. Bush and the other as George W. Bush. Excuse me, but that's a stupid way to make a distinction between the two. I don't know which one has an H in his name. How about George Bush Sr. and George Bush Jr. Duh.


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195,656 You post something. I "like" it. You post something. I "like" it.

I post something. You ignore it.

Good bye.


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195,655 When did the words please and thank you leave the English language? My kids were taught better than that!


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195,654 My greatest skill is fucking up my own life.
I’m aware of it and try to stop it but somehow it keeps happening?


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195,653 I do a lot for my brother and his wife. They have three daughters and one on the way. Their kids get birthday presents and Christmas presents from me every single year. They get gifts from me every year too, and birthday presents (usually a gift card for dinner), but they’ve said thank you once or twice. LITERALLY. It reallllllllyyyyyyy bothers me. They are young parents. Both in their mid 20’s. I do what I can for them and their kids, but I am not appreciated. She’s giving the new baby her childhood best friend’s middle name. All the years I’ve known her, her best friend has willingly made time for her five or six times? Yet she’s some kind of walking God, while I, the aunt, tries to help whenever possible.
I’m helping plan her baby shower. I did everything for her last one, and have spent hundreds of dollars throughout the years, but still. No thank you.
I don’t expect to be praised and recognized, but it would be nice for them to appreciate what I do out of KINDNESS for them. But nope.
Her baby shower is in a few weeks. It’s going to be gorgeous because I’m doing it.
Let’s see if she says thank you for all the things I’m purchasing myself, and ALL the gifts I’m getting her for the baby, not to mention her oldest daughter’s birthday later this month -

I just want a thank you. That’s it.


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195,652 Why yes, now that you ask, I am quite drunk. It's because of a family tragedy, if you must know. I'm also going to drink more tonight, fall asleep early, then get drunk again when I wake up at 3am.

And yes again, I'm going to drive to the grocery store to get another bottle right now. I need to look like a pirate while I do it though, since I can't focus unless I close one eye. Yeah, I'm wasted. And yeah, I lied. I'm not an idiot. There's no way in hell that I'm driving - that's why I asked the neighbor girl to drive me. She has a permit, and I didn't see anywhere in the laws where the "licensed passenger" has to be sober, or even awake.

I guess my secret for CC is that I'm hurting myself to mourn my loved one's upcoming death. Fuck cancer! It hurts us all, and I hate it. Even more upsetting to me is that I can't sit on the couch with her and cuddle. I want to hug her, I want to love on her, but she's withdrawing from everyone. That hurts me, and I can see it hurts her too.


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195,651 Most relationships do not die from natural causes. They are killed by neglect, selfishness, lack of consideration, secrets and lies. Why are your surprised? Check yourself.


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195,650 I don't mean to sound rude or mean but I don't need fashion advice from some girl from Allentown, nowhere .  Just because you spend spend a week in Paris doesn't make you a fashion expert, in the case my Dad would be more reliable ( he lived in southern France for almost two years and used to go Paris often  ) , wearing black and skinny jeans with everything it's not fashionable either and I don't care if they are high end designer or if you are size 0 or XXS .  Seriously, girl just no , you go and do whatever you want and I would do the same . Just mind your own business ok .


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195,649 I need a version of google that doesn't have the animated story logo every day. I go to google to find something I don't need the distraction of some cheesy animation. It gives me a headache. Does this really have to be explained. I'm beginning to think all the bad stories about millennials doing dumb things are true.


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195,648 I wish there was a vibrator device my wife could insert in her pussy and I could control it remotely with my phone. Does this exist already?


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195,647 I've always thought I was fairly easy going, but I have firm opinions on certain subjects, and I refuse to change my mind on them to make someone else feel better.
A friend recently laughed and said "yeah everyone knows you're an asshole" when I made a self-deprecating comment. Wow. Really? Holy crap. I laughed it off like I do other insults, but the way he said it was rude as hell.
I asked him later about it, and he said people think that of me because I've got a certain political viewpoint, and when I won't change my thinking about certain things to make others happy, that shows what an awful jerk I am.
I really need better friends.
But... I smiled at him and excused myself to get another coffee. I've tried to not let it ruin my day, but now I keep thinking about how many of my "friends" think so poorly of me. Because politics?!? Wow.


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195,646 Please stop being an ass.


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195,645 Screw sympathy cards. No sad faces.
I'm going through issues at the moment, and people keep saying sweet nothings. I get it, I've done it too. But what I can't say is my secret here today.
Screw the sappy stuff. Do something other than pat me on the shoulder and say you 'feel my pain', because you don't.
Kids - give me that hug if it's real - I do appreciate it.
Guys - bring me a bottle of liquor, and maybe a quick bro-hug
Ladies - give me that hug, then a blowjob, or if you can't/won't, give me a view of things usually hidden by a bikini, or better yet, make me touch said parts.

Yeah, that will all make me quite a bit happier, and will ensure I don't dwell on the bad stuff happening.


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195,644 Your very presence sucks all the air out of the room. I wish you could be out of the office every week.

Fuck you.


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195,643 I keep wondering what it would be like to fuck him where someone could watch... at his office, in his car on a busy street, a movie theater, a sex shop. It turns me on thinking about somebody else getting off while we make each other cum.


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195,642 I’m in love with my best friend. She has an amazing baby boy and I care about him more than my own life. The only issue is I can’t tell her because I’ll risk losing her friendship and seeing her son. My plan is to reach a point in life where I can provide for them both financially and then tell her how I feel, because I don’t want to risk seeing her in another shitty relationship when I care about them both more than anything. Just a couple more years.


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195,639 It took me 20 years of adult life to figure out that I should trim my toenails only while sitting outside on the grass.


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195,638 My wife sometimes tells me about the sex she had with other men before we met. Gets me so hard.


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195,637 I miss anal sex


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195,636 it was my birthday yesterday. My wife said she would make dinner for me. She asked what I would like. Then literally before I could answer she suggested kale and bacon salad. She described how a new friend told her the recipe and my wife wanted to make it so she could tell the new friend.

I said no, that was an okay idea (I was being kind). But what I really wanted was hamburgers on the grill.

She told me she wasn't in the mood for hamburgers and she then went back to describing the salad.

I again said hamburgers would be my choice....

Guess what we had for my birthday dinner.

Yup. Kale and bacon salad.

Why are women like this?


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195,635 Its hard move on when you only want one person but you have to forge ahead knowing there can be something else out there for you


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195,632 I keep wondering about one guy who posted here a few months ago.  His girlfriend treated him like a rapist and then dumped him because he gave her oral sex while she was asleep.  She presumably told all her girlfriends about how awful he is.  I wonder how it turned out for him.  If you're still here, how'd it turn out?


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195,631 There is a guy at work who is trying to play another manager against me to cover up his constant mistakes.  He literally is the type of person who can't own up if he screws something up.  The constant ass covering is tiring.  Funny thing is he spends more time trying to cover his mistakes and trying to blame them on others than his own job.  No wonder he works from 6 to 6 every day


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195,630 You guys cannot keep running me around in this repetitious loop of insanity hell. I can't be the only one doing this.  You have to find another way. I am losing my grip on reality and i can't hang on any more. You know this.


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195,627 I’d rather have no friends than to have them in your life just here and there.


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195,626 You'd probably be surprised at the type of men that like me. They are atheletes, airmen, sailors. All physically very fit, very smart men.

For some reason they like fat white women. I don't get it. But I won't ask them either.


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195,625 Every time I see a conservative whine about liberals or a liberal complain about conservatives, I leave this site. A pity. I've been coming here for years and this new development drives me away.


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195,624 I ended a four year relationship not too long ago. I 100% believe I ruined the relationship. He moved out. I own the home. I did not think it would be so hard to find a roommate, but I so need help with bills. I am a full time Healthcare worker and a part time student. If I don't find a roommate ASAP, I will need a second job. I so don't have time for that. I am typically a level headed and mentally stable person who knows that everything will be alright. My whole family lives out of state. This stress is finally starting to get to me and I am losing my shit. I had a nightmare the other night, I never get those.

Now a new guy really likes me. Thought he just wanted sex so I totally went for it. But now he is catching feelings. He told me he didn't want a girlfriend but now is saying for the right girl that would change. I feel he was implying that was me, but I couldn't even respond to that. He is a great guy but I cannot handle dealing with anyone else's feelings right now. He knows all the mistakes I made in my previous relationship, because we got drunk the first night we hung out and pretty much told each other a shit load of personal shit about ourselves. Why would he even want to be with me after knowing what he knows? The sex is fucking awesome and I don't want to give that up.

Wtf am I getting myself into here.


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195,623 The perfect Manchurian candidate - that was me.


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195,621 I am sitting at Cracker Barrel having breakfast on a beautiful morning. I grabbed an inside-out black tee shirt from my suitcase at the hotel. On the front it quotes Neil DeGrassa Tyson, “The great thing about science is that it’s true whether you believe in it or not”. This bouffant-headed Trump supporter is about to lose her grits. :)


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195,620 On love. Don’t give up. I went through total hell for 18 years before I met my mate. I made every mistake and got my heart totally gutted many times until I met the one. I had an ex fiancé fuck my best man. I had an ex kill herself when we broke up. I had a millionaire that I truly loved leave me for a richer man... etc. Hang in there, that person is out there.

I have found the real thing. The REAL thing. Not the fairytale thing, but the real thing.

But here is the secret. You attract your own level. Get better within = get better outwardly. Stay positive, you have no excuse not to, after all - you’re alive!


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195,619 Good leadership is a lot like humility. The second you mention your prowess, you’ve lost the point.


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195,618 I can't wait to be divorced. Being married has been the most miserable chapter of my life. She's such an awful person. How does she act the way she does without remorse. When someone says it takes both parties to mess up the marriage, it's a lie. I've been such a good husband. She is the worst human being I've ever known.


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195,617 The thing moms go though....Here's my whacky secret. It's a little off, but I try to think of it as mostly funny.

I was carrying the vacuum cleaner down into the basement. It's awkward with the heavy unit in one hand and the long hose and cord in another. I was in cleaning mode so I was wearing a T and running shorts. I didn't have on any undies.

As I start to go down the stairs, the vacuum is pushing against my shorts. My shorts start to slide down. At first I thought no big deal, they are only falling an inch. But I don't have big hips. Once they start going down, there is nothing to hold them. They continued to go down. After a few more steps my shorts are at my knees. I try to widen my stance so my spread legs will stop any further falling. But there is no fighting this. Out of options I let the shorts go all the way down to my feet. Nothing else to do. I gingerly step out of them while still on the steps and figure I'll put the vacuum away and be back in a minute.

I get to the bottom of the stairs. Totally unexpected, I hear my teenage son's voice saying, "Mom let me help you with that." He was in the basement!

Yes, I am standing there bottomless in front of my son. I flashed my son!

I am like "Turn around, turn around!"

But he got a good look at what he shouldn't be seeing.

It's funny right, but how embarrassing for both him and me.


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195,616 You said you ruin everything you touch.
You were right.


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195,615 I hate when someone tells me the plot to a movie or television show. I never ask. But they think it's good conversation to tell. I am not interested. I AM NOT INTERESTED. Please stop talking.


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195,614 I got stopped by one of those attractive sales women in the mall.  She was half my age, maybe 22, and gorgeous.  She tried selling me something but I declined.  But somehow we just started chatting about life, relationships, and our goals and our hopes.  We just talked for 30 minutes.  And then we hugged goodbye.  We were two strangers who somehow made a connection.  It was nice.


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195,613 I get to see my son once a year. He is growing so much essentially I am meeting him all over every time I see him. First date jitters have nothing on the anxiousness and nerves  every time leading up to.
But then I see him and my heart kinda goes "oh there you are. I've missed you."
4 more days. F o u r d a y s.


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195,612 As long as gets what she wants it doesn't matter how the fuck it affects me...


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195,611 I meet a woman who says she brings her vibrator with her to pick up the kids from school and gets off while waiting in the pick up line.  Said she drives a big SUV, the windows are tinted and she wears a skirt with no undies so it's not like she is flaunting her goods for everyone to see.  Says it calms her down after work and let's her focus on helping the kids with homework.
Are there other women who do this?


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195,610 i can't stay sober when he intoxicates my mind.




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195,609 Heaven is when my man dumps a heavy load in my ass - makes my own dick shoot EVERY time!!!


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195,608 i never really believed i was crazy but now seeing what today's definition of crazy is, i am certain i am.




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195,607 I was in a group for a couple of years. We were required to do group projects together, take classes together, attend events together. There was a facebook group/message thing that they all used to communicate. I was never invited or added to the group. I was the only one not involved. Same thing with facebook in general, i have like three “friends” on there. Ive had the account since the group started two years ago. Youre telling me that not one person searched for me? Thought of me? Shit, thats a hard pill to swallow. But, i cant be too surprised, i am pretty abrasive, despite my best efforts, the shit i say offends people. Fuck em, imma be their boss someday. In the words of kendrick lamar “im going big, suck my dick.”


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195,606 I can't wait to fuck him. His dick is too big for me and he tears me every time but I love feeling him cum inside me.


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195,605 My wife may have ALS.  She's getting blood tests this week.  Holy fuck I am scared.  One kid going to college next year and every two years for the next four.  What can I do for her?  The kids?  Goddamn.  We're on the verge of 50 and I was looking forward to retirement with her.  Praying it isn't ALS.


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195,604 I really hate when people are neurotic about cleaning and then complain about cleaning all the time. Like nobody told you to clean everything, you felt compulsed to. It's not anybody's fault but your own and your parents' that you think that way. And it's entirely socially acceptable, so nobody questions people like that. But it's rude as fuck to act like people are slobs because you have anxiety and were raised a certain way. Either be neurotic and shut the fuck up, or don't fucking clean and shut the fuck UP


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195,603 The first wet dream I ever had was a lesbian one and it was short but sweet.  It occurred right after another dream, but I can't remember what happened during the previous one now. All I know is that the setting abruptly changed like a scene cut in a movie.

The new setting I was in was pretty vague in that the space wasn't too detailed and I didn't recognize it as a place I've seen in real life. There were light gray kitchen counters and cupboards, but I didn't see any other food, appliances, or furniture, the only exception being the oven to my right.  I don't even know if there were walls because everything seemed to be gray.

Then, I noticed there was a woman standing directly in front of me.  The only details I remember about her were that she had straight, long, light brown hair and was wearing a gray tank top. The moment that we made eye contact, she immediately hoists me up, plops me down on the counter behind me, and kisses me on the lips, which I reciprocated. Basically, we were making out for the rest of the dream. She was grabbing my butt and squeezing the backs of my thighs and and I would pull her closer to me to hold her.  It all felt so real.

The ending is fuzzy because I am uncertain if I woke up or had more dreams, but it was clearly a wonderful experience because I woke up aroused.


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195,602 I find it laughable when parents hire tutors for their children. How about you teach them? Or is middle school math too much for you to handle?


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195,601 I wouldn't sell my soul to the devil, but I would give five years off my life if I could magically be able to play the fiddle like Rachel Eddy.


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195,600 I gave up on 'professional help' a long time ago when they put me on anti-psychotics that made me gain 80lbs in 7 months.  They didn't care, even though later on I learned that if that happens with that particular med, you're supposed to be taken off of it ASAP.

They didn't care.  Or just didn't know.  Most doctors anymore are just in it to pay off their student loans.  Even if they genuinely wanted to help, they are stopped by administrators and insurance companies.

I have no faith in anti-depressants, or any other psych meds.

So I managed to get a hold of magic mushrooms and I have been micro-dosing.

Let me tell you.  I have -never- had anything more effective on my depression than that.  Never.  I don't fall into depths of unwavering despair anymore, but I do have to spend some time untangling my emotional problems.

This has had the side-effect of also shuffling me over into the possibility that banning mushrooms and marijuana was a conspiracy to help ensure profits for pharmaceuticals.  Mushrooms are easy as hell to grow and they are found nearly everywhere on the planet.

Welbutrin can't profit if such an easy thing exists.


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