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195,799 Last night I finally had the fight with my wife that ended the marriage. She was a retail manager her entire career - not the best money but very stable and make $65K a year.  She was let go over a year ago and didn't want to do the same thing.  She said she didn't want to work that hard and that 40 hour s a week was killing her.

She lived off unemployment for a year and some other odd jobs to make some money.  I struggle to cover the all family bills each month. I get my annual bonus and save it to use when i don't have enough money each month.

She recently got a new job in retail.  makes hourly plus commission. She doesn't contribute shit  to the family each month.  The only way she started paying her own cell phone bill is by me not paying. same with the electric bill - the one utility in her name.

So last night after days and days of boxes of clothes arriving to the house, expensive shampoo, new private lessons for my daughter booked i asked where the money is coming from.  She tells me it doesn't matter and it's her money she can do what she wants.

I find out she's stolen $43,000 from her 401K. Didn't withhold enough for taxes and penalties.  She did this over 4 months. There is only $900 left.  the rest spent. I told her i'm filing for divorce.  She told me it's my fault she did this since i didn't pay for the things she needed.

I went to bed with the worst headache.  wondering what i just did to my family and kids.  I woke up this morning feeling more relieved than ever.  no more spending sprees that i end up having to pay for. future security for my kids. no more being told it's my fault she has this destructive behavior. It's fucking liberating. My secret: i'm mad at myself for not doing this years ago!


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195,798 I think I can count on one hand how many times I've given my dad a Father's day card.  This week, I will surely mail him one.  It took me getting sober , working the 12 steps , to realize that he really is the most amazing dad in the world.  

On the other hand, I'm not interested in speaking to my mother anymore.  


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195,797 911 was not that big a deal


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195,796 My wife has a very close friend. They have been friends since college over 20 years ago. We ended up living in the same town. We have children the same age. The children have become close friends. All is good. One slight oddity though. My wife's friend is doctor. She has a general practice in town. My wife goes to her. Nothing serious. Mainly it's a once a year physical. But my wife has confirmed that her friend has poked and prodded my wife in every orifice. This is weird to me. Her friend's fingers have been in places my fingers have never been. We also go out sometime with the friend and her husband. I sit their at the dinner table knowing the one woman has inserted her fingers into my wife. I'm sorry but women are weird in this way. You can be sure I don't socialize with a male doctor who has put his fingers up my rectum.


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195,795 Sometimes when I’m making a mundane, everyday decision, like what to wear or what to pack for lunch, I will suddenly get a sense that this seemingly trivial decision is very, very important. Then later on, something will happen and it will turn out that it was important. For example, I might decide whether I should wear sandals or running shoes. Then later I will drop a glass and it will shatter all over my feet. Once I decided to go grab food after class and I got in a car accident on the way (wrong decision!). Sometimes nothing happens. I think those are they times when I’ve made the right decision and avoided the car accident or whatever else was going to happen.


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195,794 Want me to call you? Send me your fucking extension number also. The main line number does not cut it.  I have no patience for voice mail box hell. When I get to the part of putting in the last name to find your extension I hang up.  Now you can call me.


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195,793 I see a lot of young, gorgeous single moms who have never been married.  But I rarely see unattractive single moms.  I always think these gorgeous young women got pregnant because they were so stuck on themselves that they never thought the guys they were seeing were only telling these women what they wanted to hear so the guys could stick their dicks in them.


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195,792 I just rented a basement from an ad i found online.  The guy renting the space and I had some obvious chemistry and lots in common. The price is right and the other females there all say he is a good guy.  I rented the spot and moved in, with the added excitement of how much i enjoy talking with this guy. I know i cant be openly disappointed about this next part but...

But...I met the last roommate. And she just moved into his room. And he just met her kids today. Ah yes...once again, there's a single mom whos there to beat me to the punch.  Im so unexpectedly down because of this. How can i look appealing when i dont have something to offer that's cute, makes me into a hero just because i have it, and makes a guy feel needed? I should have known that he had already done better:(




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195,790 I can read people in ways that others can't. I have a sixth sense for emotions. I know what other people are going to do before they know themselves. These things are just the tip of the iceberg.

It's made me incredibly successful at my job, but it creeps people out, so I try to hide it outside of work. My co-workers joke about me being psychic, but they are also uncomfortable around me. It doesn't help that I am kind of weird and socially awkward as well, but I think some of them believe I really am psychic.

I am constantly asked what my secret is, and asked to teach others how to do it. I tell them I can't, and it just comes naturally to me. The first part is true. The second, not so much. I learned these skills before I could walk or talk. They were necessary to survive. They were more important than food or water. I could survive for days without food or water, but I couldn't risk misreading a situation for a second.

Sometimes I'm tempted to tell them the truth. I don't think they'd be so interested in learning how to do it if it meant them having to live through a childhood like mine.


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195,789 I just found out that my little brother is blind bc his mom is a schizo junkie. Who knows what did it ... the antipsychotics or the meth that he definitively tested positive for, or the number of other drugs she definitely was taking, or all of it? I knew this was coming. I warned my dad. He KNOWS how babies are made. But it still happened and I’m so confused. I feel guilty and no one understands or cares. What else is this little guy going to suffer with?


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195,788 I am a man that loves to suck cock.  For me, it’s random strangers that get me off.  No names, no games, just cum and go. No one knows but me and a few happy guys.  My question.... are there any women out there into this?


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195,787 Coworkers and I were chatting on Friday and the Puerto Rican Parade came up (I live in NYC) and I just passingly said “thanks for the warning”- so I could stay clear of that area. I was branded a racist. Huh? I’m from Scottish/Irish lineage and despise any type of crowds, parades, etc.; I am uncomfortable in this type of situation. The kicker my husband is Puerto Rican (and these idiots know this). I’m so done with the PC crowd. Oh and my husband feels the exact same way- God forbid we say “anything” nowadays. Get a life losers.


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195,786 I will contact you soon, my heart still hurts and i cant just keep it to mysef longer. You know my brain and thats what i cannot get over


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195,785 Any women get vaginal prolapse from heavy weightlifting?  I'm curious because I've been reading that lately.


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195,784 Whenever I meet a guy who has qualities that I like, I wonder how my first name would sound with his last name.

I need to stop. 27/F


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195,783 I was given this original puzzle by the smartest person I know.

1,1,1,2,1,2,1,3,2,2,1,4,1,2,2,4,1,3,1,3,2,2,1,5,2,3,3,1,?

I've tried. But I don't know the answer. Anyone?


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195,782 I know a 38 year old guy who still does whatever his mother tells him. She tells him to change his shirt, he does. She tells him who to vote for, he does.  He's married. His wife is similar to his mother. She tells him what to do too. This guy is an embarrassment to men everywhere.


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195,781 I had this weird sense of sadness after my musical performance today. I saw everyone in the show with their significant others afterwards, but I was alone. I left the venue by myself when the show was over.

I'm sad because I don't have someone "waiting for me" after the performance.


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195,780 Suicide comes in threes. I'm waiting to hear who is next.


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195,779 My dad and mum think it's okay to smack my butt because they've invested in my schooling.
I want to leave due to all the mental abuse. I was once sympathetic towards Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain. I am nothing but happy for them both. I need advice on what to do. Should I leave or stay? No don't tell me to leave either.


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195,778 I just got honked at. I feel so stupid, so it made me cry.


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195,777 Something I have noticed about women....at least the ones I have hung around with... each time an objects falls on the floor, no matter what it is; a spoon, towel, napkin, etc. When this happens they will trash the area and destroy other things.

One example. My mother multiple times if either she, or any of the family would drop something she would scream and start banging stuff around. She took a baseball bat to the kitchen and destroyed some dishes and I had to physically restrain her to prevent her from destroying everything else. Her sister had to buy new dishes because of it. She did similar stuff each time an object fell on the floor.

Another example. My friend dropped a spoon while doing dishes. She got so angry she grabbed a stepping stool and slammed it on the floor, breaking it into pieces. She proceeded to kick the remains across the kitchen and throw a container of silverware across the floor. She returned to washing the remaining dishes...

Why do you do this ladies?? Its just an object falling on the floor.... its not the end of the goddamn world....


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195,776 My husband is mad because yesterday he told me to go fuck myself and I responded with, “I will, and it will actually be good.” He has been giving me the silent treatment since. Two things: he can dish it but can’t take it, and instead of trying to be better at sex he gets mad at me instead. Says all that needs to be said.


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195,775 Speaking of scumbag politicians on both sides...how is it they go into "public service" and come out multi millionaires?

Why can't they commit suicide instead of Kate Spade and Bourdain? Makes me sad.


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195,774 This is so weird.... I'm actually bored. There's tasks I need to do: chores, job stuff, laundry, etc, but I don't want to. I can't concentrate on anything, and I'm walking in circles through my house. I'm glad nobody else is home though, because they would laugh at me. I'm almost never bored. It feels so odd.


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195,773 Every 3-4 months I take a flight to Asia and stay there for 8-10 days. I have a 5 year arrangement now with an older woman there. I put one of her nieces at a time through college for a year and they meet me when I come over. We have fun and everyone is happy.  There are nieces in a line wanting in and my lady connection is begging me to add a couple more to the arrangement.  


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195,772 I think that if you are receiving money from the government to survive, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. Yeah, it's harsh, and I've been on food stamps, so I know how that life goes. But if you only take from society and don't give back, I don't think you should have the right to help elect scumbag politicians that promise to give you more to buy your vote, which they use my taxes to feed you and your herd of kids.

That's my secret, CC. I work in a nice office and have a nice paycheck, and I busted my ass to get to this point. I could have lived on handouts, but my pride wouldn't let me. My secret is that my coworkers are bleeding hearts and want more taxes to pay for the suckers who won't lift a finger to further their lives, and I can't speak my mind because I'd lose my job.

I detest laziness. I value hard work and motivation. If your body can't dig a ditch or pick lettuce because of physical limitations, then get a desk job. Be a janitor. Be a writer. Be a blogger or make a YouTube channel. Knit hats and sweaters. Draw pictures for children's books. DO SOMETHING.

I wish I could say it out loud, but I can't. I wish some people would become productive members of society. I wish professional criminals would be enslaved on oil rigs, which would help discourage crime, but again, that's not politically correct.

I'll just sit here and be angry today. Thanks for letting me vent, CC


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195,771 Its funny for 5 years she has been encouraging me to quit smoking but not too hard cause I didn't want to hear it plus she drinks smokes dope plus I know she does coke but lies about it.
So I finally decided to stop smoking its been a month and a half and not easy but I'm doin it.
But you know what she never once offered me any support at all. Fact is she discouraged me from trying cold turkey but I didn't want to jump from one shot chemical to another.
Now I guess its my weight because the other day she made a joke about me being the Fat Guy. She's the one who keeps buying ice cream and cookies. I've gained 30 lbs in the 5 years we've been together.
Its just hard. She says she wants to live together again but never wants to look at places I find. She says she wants to go out and do things on the weekend but she drags out her chores to take up an entire day by the time she's done shopping its night time and she's stoned and drunk.
I don't want to trash another relationship and I understand a lot of why she acts the way she does but I don't get a whole lot out of this. Just more work trying to make her happy.


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195,770 John McCain should be ashamed. I'm an American and I  don't stand behind you John. I stand with our President.


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195,769 I'm always the 'nice guy'. It's a curse. My female friends complain to me about their lack of a sex life, even wanting random hookups, but from experience I have painfully found out that they are venting, not asking me subtly to 'fix' that problem. That hurts.

My secret? I want to stop being friends with women. I'm tired of their drama. I especially detest how they complain about their lack of a sex life, but refuse to let a man touch them in a sexual way.

Secret 2:  Women hate hookers but I don't care. That's where I'm going to now for sex. ZERO DRAMA. Meet, pay, do the sexy fun stuff, and leave. No teasing and flirting for her benefit while leaving me with blue balls. No endless whining.


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195,768 So now we're having a nice little game of who's a bigger asshole.
He's downstairs on the front porch listening to his creepy music (softly because he has supersonic hearing) and staring onto space for hours on end. Ok. So be it.
But he lets, even encourages, his raspy throated dog bark bark bark over and over and over. I know he knows it bothers me because of how many times he will bring it up randomly about how Fido keeps barking ha ha. I've been responding lately by saying oh I didn't even hear it but yeah it fucking drives me insane.
This time, I decided to turn on the radio to am static and turn it up loud to cover the noise. The antenna is broken so static is all I get.
Nice loud static. I know this drives him crazy (the aforementioned supersonic hearing) and now he's gone inside and probably laying down which generally means he's miserable or mad.
I was depressed earlier but thanks to this momentary victory I feel quite pleased.

Oh and the static is still turned up loud. Been about 20 minutes now. See? You're lives could be worse you all could be living in this bullshit.


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195,767 Remember when people used to work the land and families stayed together for survival? Now we have media, academics, lawyers and politicians who basically produce nothing of material value, know nothing about the world, yet influence every aspect of our daily lives.

My secret is I believe this is why people commit suicide. They feel helpless and lost because the so called leadership are fake. Sometimes I look to God for answers, but maybe he is fake too? Makes me scared for the future.


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195,766 I really like when original posters respond to people in their comments.
It’s like, “hey, I shared my secret. Thank you for responding! We’re all out there somewhere with listening ears.

It’s sctually quite nice, and makes me feel closer to humankind.


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195,765 I wish he was in my bed. He just said a bunch of mushy feely stuff to me on the phone. Stuff that I feel the same way about. I wanted to say it all back but couldn't. Such a bad idea. I wish he just wanted sex. But if he did only want sex, I would wish he wanted more. Why am I like this? Regardless, I can't wait for him to be back in town. He fucks me so good.


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195,764 At times I can feel a cold spirit touching me. Out of nowhere there will be a cold sensation on my cheek, or my hand, or my shoulder. It's spooky but nothing bad has come of it ... yet.


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195,763 I have lost all respect for family and friends that voted for and still support trump.  I struggle with this as I do not want to let politics get in the way, but I just can't get past their support of this tyrant.


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195,762 I like cooked celery and canned peas.


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195,761 If it happens again you are gone for good. Sorry, but I have other things to worry about at the moment. Please understand and help me out.


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195,760 This is most disturbing dream I ever had, and I don't think I could tell anyone else about it, so I'm giving you a heads up now it's fucked up.

I was lying in bed in the dream and the light is on in my bedroom, but at some point I felt something like an itch or a tingly feeling in between my legs. I reach down and end up grabbing something that's feels loose and is stuck to my body in a weird way.  I tug on it, and somehow I end up peeling off my labia minora, clitoris, and the vestibule all in one piece of flesh. I dropped my own genitalia on the floor in shock, but when I picked it up a few seconds later and looked at it, I could see every single detail. Before I could think of some way to reattach it again, I woke up.


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195,759 Mike you bailed on me again.  I'm so upset.  I miss talking to you.  We could have had fun.  I like you


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195,758 These guys, just want pics of me naked.  Do you actually wanna fuck for real, or just jerk off to my pics?  It's starting to hurt, because I wanna hang out in person.  And actually fuck, and talk. Not just send pics and have you be done with it til next time.  


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195,757 I need two women to suck my cock. I want neither of them to be my wife. No offense to her, it's simply what is needed


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195,756 I put my cat down yesterday. We were together for 13 years. Through the boyfriends, a marriage and a divorce, the house being bought and sold, parents dying... She was my best friend but nothing could be done about her brain tumor. I have no children. I am having a hard time imagining life without her. All I want to do is follow her to place where it doesn't hurt anymore.

I guess my secret is that I want to die all over a cat. I guess I am just a cat lady. But damn if that little ball of purr didn't bring me so much joy and light. People can laugh all they want. We had something most humans don't have and that was pure love. I know I am difficult. I have a hard personality but she loved me despite it.

I don't want to live. I just want her.


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195,755 The angriest person I've ever seen was a woman I worked with. She was raped while working from home for a day. She called me a few minutes after it happened.  I grabbed another woman from the office (I'm a guy) and we rushed over to her. Brought her to the hospital. Called the police and so on. We spent the rest of the day with her. A few days later she came back to work.  She started screaming at me for I don't even know what. The copy machine ran out of paper of something. She yelled at me for half an hour. Not only did everyone come out of their offices. But people in other companies in the building came by to make sure everything was okay. I've never seen someone so angry. And it was all directed at me. I knew she was angry about the rape. But others didn't know about the rape and assumed I did something very wrong to this woman. I felt so bad for her, but she really crushed me in front of everyone.


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195,754 No offense, but the people on this website are so suburban that I can’t relate to y’all at all. The majority of you are complaining that your wife doesn’t have sex with you and your marariage isn’t fun. Where I live marriage is scarce and sex is abundant. If I posted all my deranged secrets you guys probably wouldn’t even believe them. It’s just interesting to see how different life is for different people.


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195,753 I'm not sure what was going on but I think she was cute and I wish she had liked me.


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195,752 My married boyfriend's wife just called me at 1 in the morning to call me a fucking bitch. I think it's hilarious. I feel so bad for her but I also think it's funny. What does she think she is gaining by doing this? Getting a few minutes of satisfaction? It's over. He's left her for me. I suppose she is allowed the satisfaction of waking me up in the middle of the night. She'll have a lot to swallow when we're married and she has to deal with me to see her kids. I feel sorry for her. I wish she had the dignity and strength to move on. She's so clueless as to what her husband has been feeling and doing and dreaming and planning. I have the upper hand and she will never know that calling me a fucking bitch actually amused me. I feel sorry for her. Must be horrible to not have an education or a CV to fall back on, no professional or emotional skills.


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195,751 When I was in high school, if a boy liked me he'd ask me out somewhere. We might hold hands on our date or kiss. If it worked out, we'd go steady. That was the extent of it. It was pretty simple.

My daughter is in high school. She explained what is going on with her friends and dating. Far too complicated. Paul asked Emily out on a date. They started going steady. Emily decided she liked girls better. She dumped Paul. She asked Penny out. They started going steady. Emily decided she Identified as a boy. She cut her hair short, wore boy clothes, called herself Emil, and started changing in the boys locker room. Penny decided she didn't want to date Emil the boy, she wanted to date a girl. So Penny dropped Emil. Meanwhile Paul decided he was gay. He wanted to date a boy. Emil was now a boy, at least she dressed like a boy. Paul started dating Emil. So everything ended as it started, Paul started out dating Emily and now he is still dating Emily, except the "y" is missing.

Why indeed!


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195,750 I have been trying to sell some of my son’s baby stuff that he no longer needs online. I posted a few things that were in excellent condition and made the prices VERY reasonable. I have received a few messages from people saying they are interested. Sometimes they even arrange a time to come and pick up the item. But then.... nothing. They completely ghost me. I message them again and they either say they changed their mind or they just don’t bother to respond at all. What is that? So rude! I mean if you change your mind, that’s fine. But could you send me a message and let me know so I’m not waiting for you?


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195,749 I have a relative by marriage who lived the high life. She was married to a fairly rich man with his own company. She lived in the largest house I've ever seen. She drove fancy large cars. She bought expensive antiques and designer clothes.

Her husband kept asking her to tone it down on the spending. She never listened. He divorced her.

The economy was in a down turn at that time. His lawyer said the company was worthless. But the house had value. So she took the house and he took the company.

The economy recovered and the company is booming. Real estate tanked and the house dropped tremendously in value.

The end result, she had to move to a poor run down area where she rents. What a fall from high society.

I say all this because of what happened next. She's constantly online putting down rich successful people. She calls rich people thieves. She says they are greedy and selfish. She argues no one should drive a fancy car. No one should own a large home. No one should frivolously buy designer clothes.

I'm mean, wtf? She lived that life for 20 years and had no problem spending a boatload. But now that she's poor, rich people are evil.

Eww. I've never been so happy to cut someone out of my life. And I'm not rich. I'm turned off by her shallow two faced views.


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195,748 I live alone but I sometimes housesit for people and take care of their pets. I've been away for about two weeks and just got back home. For someone reason, I'm very sad and lonely being back at home again. Maybe I need my own pets or maybe I want a partner, but I'm surprised how sad and lonely I am at the moment. I don't want to admit this out loud so I feel the need to say it here.


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195,747 I've had an incredible craving for milk lately. I drank about five gallons of milk over the last three days. I usually never drink milk but now I can't get enough. I hope there's nothing wrong with me.


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195,746 I think about this man sometimes.

He doesn't look scared.




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195,745 I gave my children what I think is a great upbringing. They lived in a beautiful home. They received plenty of support from me. The mood around the house was always upbeat and fun. I taught them to be smart and capable.

It shows. They got into great colleges.

But I feel guilty as heck. Once they graduated college they were on their own. Some parents buy their children starter houses, or pay their rent. Not me. I can't afford it. I told them they have to get gainful employment and make their own way from now on. I feel like I let them down. I wish I could have given them something more financially.


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195,744 Your shitty childhood isn't an excuse to be a shitty person. Your shitty luck with relationships isn't a reason to be a shitty person. Your shitty experiences aren't an excuse to be a shitty person. We all have our shit, and you can let it define you or you can grow from it. Grow the fuck up.


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195,743 There are a lot of people, animals, beings, places, objects and things that are real but do not exist.

There are also a lot of people, animals, beings, places, objects and things that exist but are not real.


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195,742 FML.

I got a jury duty notice. This made me happy. It pays $50 a day. I would make $250 for the week and I really really needed the money.

I was told to call the Friday before and damn it all, my jury duty was canceled because there aren't any trials going on.

Come on criminals, I was willing to do my part and serve on jury duty. Do you part and commit crimes!


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195,741 I've decided not to leave a note. I'm going to keep everyone guessing as to why i did it. If I spelled it out in a note, I'm sure they'd trivialize it anyway.


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195,740 After I'm divorced I'm going to tell my husband I slept with his friend.


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195,739 My husband climbs into bed after I've already been asleep for two hours and starts dry humping me. Like what, I'm supposed to take off my panties, open my legs and let you empty your testicles into me, because it's what you feel like at that moment? What about me and what I want, like sleep? More and more he disgusts me.


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195,738 I am a 45 y/o married guy. Iv always had some bi tendencies.  Last night while returning home from a 3 day business trip I stopped off at an adult toy store.  In the back, they had viewing booths were you pay $5 for 20 minutes of porn in a private booth.  Long story short... I paid the $5, went to my booth, started watching but left the door to my booth open.  Within 2 minutes an older guy stood in my doorway with a beautiful half hard cock hanging out.  I couldn’t resist!  I immediately took him into my mouth and sucked him off!  He came very quickly, thanked me and left.  Within 5 minutes of that encounter a younger husky guy with a beard stood in my door with a huge bulge in his pants.  I started rubbing it through his pants.  He unzipped and pulled out a nice thick cock and hairy balls.  It took a little longer but I did suck him off too. Catching a salty load in my mouth.  OMG!!! I think I’m good for a while.  My urges are satisfied!!


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195,737 My school district is looking to cancel all homework. Some parents say their children have no time for homework in their busy day.

The district held a special meeting where the parents could voice their concerns.

One mother who wants all homework canceled explained her son's schedule.

"School is over at 2:30. Then he hangs out with his friends until 3:00 which is when sports practice begins. He's with his team until 6:00. He gets home at 6:30 and eats dinner. By 7:00 he needs some downtime so he watches TV for an hour. Then at 8:00 he plays fortnight with his friends online. He's very good at it and it's social to talk to his friends over the headset. By 9 or 9:30 he has to take a shower and get ready for bed. At 10:00 it's lights out. So when is he supposed to squeeze in homework? It's ridiculous to give students homework!"

Oh.


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195,736 I can’t wait for my family to see me graduate from college


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195,735 I do my own hair(dye/bleach)  not because I'm being cheap to go to a professional but because I enjoyed experimenting with my hair and different products. Everything from staff you can buy at any grocery store to the professional products you can only buy at a beauty salon . I had gotten my hair professional bleach by an hair colorist expert once at a fancy salon , it cost me close to 600 dollars and this was like 20 years ago . While she did a good job taking my black hair to a level 8 golden blonde , I think I can come up with the same results at the comfort of my home , the other time I had hair extensions put in back in 2001 , it was the ones they glue to your hair it took almost 9 hours and 1200 dollars later (tip included) I went from a bob to hair down my waste , it look nice and natural but after a month I grew tired of and it was a pain brushing my hair at root , so I got them taken out .  Now days you can just buy clip ins made out of real hair and do it yourself by a fraction of the price . While I'm not knocking professionals , I much prefer doing my own hair , I still get it professional cut twice sometimes three times a years .  I haven't figured out yet how to cut my own hair without looking like I did it myself.


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195,734 I’m the only one of my siblings that has not had a paper published in a scientific journal.


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195,733 So..... celebrities can make an appointment with Trump and get a drug dealer released from prison.

I thought Trump was going to stop the corruption, not add to the swamp.


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195,732 I hate going to the doctor- hate it! I have full insurance coverage but will not go unless I deem it really “necessary”. So here goes. For 2 months I would urinate blood (gross, I know- sorry); I eventually went and got all the tests- going through the donut machine, microscopic internals, blood tests, etc. and 2 days later it stops! Just stops. My doctor calls me 4 days later to tell me everything is fine- no gall stones, cancer and what not. Ok fine. A month later, out of the blue I get heart palpitations- non stop (whether I am laying down, watching TV, etc.) again, I wait about 2 months. So off I go- I get an EKG, the heart sonogram, blood tests, etc. and 2 days later it STOPS! Has not happened since. The doctor calls me and tells me (like my other doctor) my case is “undetermined”- there is no plausible cause. Ok. It never dawned on me until recently- this is a common theme in my life. Shortness of breath, eventually I went to a lung doctor and 2 days later it just stopped! He calls me with same news- you are fine, unless it gets worse then call me back. Same with a breast cancer scare and I was fine. I was always a tomboy as a kid- I fell out out of a huge tree (as did my friend- she suffered a broken ankle & wrist)- I was injury free. The list goes on & on. I was in a car accident as a child and everyone suffered (not life threatening injuries- thank God) but I walked away unscathed. The only time I have been in hospital is when I gave birth to my children- and the minute I got home I was taking care of my kids, doing laundry, dishes, etc. and I felt just fine- I also lost my baby weight exactly 6 days after my three births- I was right right back into 115 pounds- no depression, pain and all the torture that my friends had to endure with their births- love you ladies and I’m so sorry :( What is this? Am I alone? Am I an anomaly, weirdo or just plain lucky? Thinking about this is making me so creeped out & almost “panicky”. There are so many times I should have paid the price for my dumb decisions but yet here I am. I could never admit this IRL- but I’m scared life is going to “get me” for being so “fortunate”.


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195,731 There is an overweight woman in my town who constantly posts workout advice.  "My trainer tells me..."

Oh please. You are grossly overweight! I'd take ice cream advice from you, but please keep your workout advice to yourself!


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195,730 My wife has checked out from this family. She is not a wife to me. She is not a mother to our children. I can't tell you the last time she made a meal for anyone other than herself. Or cleaned anything around here. Her life is about exercising and social events. I'd say 8 hours of her day is exercise. The rest of her day is socializing with her exercise chums.

Where is her maternal instinct? It's gone. She used to be a good mother. But as she gets older I think she's trying to fight her own mortality. Her constant exercise is I think her way to pretend she's not getting older.

It's very sad. I wish I could have seen this when we were dating, but I had no clue she would change into this type of person.


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195,729 His swords are fakes. I actually kind of feel sorry for him.


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195,728 I have a few really great guys that like me and I like all of them. They are all great but each annoying to me in their own ways...

I wish I could just be happy picking one person and not wanting more


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195,727 My wife. She used to be alluring, captivating, and enticing. Don’t get me wrong, she is still lovely, and sweet. She doesn't have many friends. Lives on YouTube and Facebook. She has become so odd and unfamiliar. Recently, interacting with her is an bizarre and baffling experience. She is sometimes unrecognizable in some situations. Recently, at a party hosted by family friends, there were cocktails. Nothing unusual. Till she proceeded to tell a story. A story that she told as her own experience. It was not. She proceeded to share a story from a movie scene and tried to play it off as her own. I listened as she shared this fabrication trying to own it. I stood there thinking WTH? Who is this woman. I immediately tried to change the subject, to save her and myself from embarrassment.  One guest, not personal friends of ours called her out. She back peddled. It was sad. I have been married to her for almost 20 years. I didn’t recognize her. It was not the first time she has done something like this. I don’t know who I am married to anymore.


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195,726 Observation,

The angriest school moms are also the fattest school moms.

I'm thinking that's no coincidence.

Signed, a teacher.


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195,725 Ladies, you want a man to marry you? Remember this rule:

Lemon should never be in the main course of a meal. Lemon can be in a drink, as in lemonade. Or in desert, as in lemon meringue pie. But lemon should never be in the main dish. Lemon chicken and lemon shrimp, no and no. Keep that shit for your lady lunches.  


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195,724 My wife lies so much. She doesn't get it. She lies so much that I can't trust anything she says. Continuing this marriage isn't possible


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195,723 I watched a YouTube video about assisted suicide where it is legal in Oregon. You pick up your liquid Secobarbital (90 pills liquified)  you go home and drink it. Poof. It’s over.


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195,722 There's nothing more boring to me than angry white middle-aged men.


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195,721 I didn't plan it that way but I ended up asking my wife for a divorce on what was our 29th wedding anniversary. Oops.


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195,720 The defining moment when I realized I was bisexual was when I teenager, I was browsing YouTube I found a sex scene from The L Word, and I would watch it on the computer when my parents were out of the house. The video is gone now, but the song accompanying the scene is the original mix of Hot Sahara by Fans of Jimmy Century.  Look it up if you want because I swear it's the sexiest song I've ever heard.

There was a moment when I was even younger before puberty hit where I felt something for girls, but didn't quite understand it yet. As a kid, I used to sneak into my sister's room to read her Spiderman comics when she wasn't in there, and found one featuring the debut of the villainess Commanda. I thought she was so pretty and I didn't get why I felt that way, but now I do looking back.


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195,719 I was looking for a job last September. I sent my resume out to about 20 places. I got some call backs. I interviewed. I got  two offers. I took one. I'm happy in my new job.

This is June. It's 10 months after I sent out my resume. A company called me this week. I had interviewed with them back in September. They called to offer me the job.

What? They called 10 months later? That's laughable. Did they think I was waiting around all this time for them to call?


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195,718 If Miss America is a competition and not a beauty pageant, fine.  So upon what criteria will women be judged on?  I am sure there are rugged unibrows out there who can eloquently describe our trade deficit with China after playing a piano concerto and benching #225.  I just won't tune in.

Jesus Christ, does it kill America to have a prettiest girl in America contest?  Extolling one virtue does not diminish all others.

Wait, but isn't that the final goal?  To destroy all of these instuitutions in the end?  Fake reform and destroy the original mission?  BSA, Miss America, fuck even the NFL.  God damn it!

P.S. Sorry for the rambling rant but neo-Marxist post-modernism has infiltrated every fiber of society.


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195,717 My office is the place where I come every work day to eat lunch and jerk off with the door closed.  Oh, I do some work from time to time also.


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195,716 life is just one big shit show and then you die. there is no point and no value to it. It JUST SUCKS.


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195,715 I'm reading the gory details of suicide. It sounds hideous. Victims thrashing about as the natural instinct to stay alive kicks in. There has to be a better way. Maybe it's time for knowledgeable professionals to create a more human suicide. Something where it is quick and painless and not messy. I picture someone going into a booth and then pressing a button and poof they are instantly gone. This could be a franchise business. There could be a suicide center in every town. You walk in. You pay $100. You sit in the waiting room for your turn. Then poof you are gone.


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195,714 There are three people who have done me wrong in life. I fantasize about kidnapping each of them and holding them in cages in a secret chamber in my basement. I'd torture them mercilessly. I'd shock them with electricity. I'd force them to sleep on a bed of their own feces. I'd cut off their dicks and force them to eat it. I wouldn't kill them though. They won't get off that easy.


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195,713 Last night while having sex with my wife the song my high school girlfriend had picked as our song came on the radio. I couldn’t help but to think of her. After it as all done I thought how weird. Her I was a 40 year old man pounding away at his 40 year old wife but in my mind I was 16 banging my 15 year old gf.  


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195,712 So Philadelphia is all pleased and proud of being a sanctuary city. PHILLY? I live not too far from there. It's amusing. NO ONE, including illegal immigrants, wants to be in Philly. I suspect the illegals would come in and about two minutes later be running away holding their noses. Nice try, Philly, but you're still a sow's ear.


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195,711 I'm stressed out about a couple of things in my life, nothing major but may have consequences. With that stress, I'm not sleeping. So I'm not getting any rest, no break from constantly thinking about my problem and I don't have a clear head to think things through.

This too shall pass,but not soon enough, I'm so tired.


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195,710 I’m 24. I have no political preference, because I don’t know much about any of the different backgrounds. I always thought I fit into Democrat, because I care about where my money goes, but truly - I could care less.I don’t vote. Haven’t since I turned 18.I think politics are worthless, and divides people more than it does them good.


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195,709 The last picture caption you used before I broke up with you was, “they’ll only care when you’re gone”...and goddamnit I wish I knew it when I first read it how absolutely true that caption has been for me.

I fucking miss you all the time. Why did I have to love you so much? Why did my feelings change for that short period of time, and why did those short few weeks make me determine how I wanted us to end up?
I am a fool.


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195,708 I don't get along with stupid people. Unfortunately most people are stupid. Especially online.


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195,707 I am conservative/libertarian and would get in discussions with one friend over Obama and politics.  I would never call names, degrade him or anything like that, I would just present facts.  Our friendship ended when he called me a racist.  I considered suing him for libel.

It has been my experience that whenever the left cannot defend their positions or give facts about a subject, they scream racist at you, to try and get you to back down.

This friend PM'd me on Facebook and said I was right.  He was discussing the kneeling in the NFL with a co-worker and he took the position that the NFL has the right, as an employer, to make their employees stand for the anthem.  He was called a racist.

I love fucking karma!  Love it.



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195,706 Sometimes I feel like I don’t deserve anything. I have a big house a great career that provides me with a lot of money and minimal stress. A very supportive family and friends. There is just this nagging thought that I don’t deserve any of it.


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195,705 Another rich white celebrity killed herself. Honestly I don't care.


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195,704 How does hanging work? Anyone know? Is the idea to snap the neck and death happens instantly? Or does it cut off air supply so the person can't breathe and passes out after a minute and dies a few minutes later?


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195,703 Stormy Daniels has just announced she's coming out with a perfume line. Really? You kidding me? Someone tell me this is false. She's in the middle of all these accusations against the president, and she is saying hey,  while I've got your attention, buy my product line.

Holy crap democrats. Is there no place you won't go?


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195,702 Sometimes when I get really stressed out, i fantasize about killing myself and the aftermath. There are some people I would regret hurting that way, but there are others that I would love to reveal my secrets to after I'm gone. But i wouldn't be here to see it. And that's not really the point of it anyway.

I just want to be done. I don't like living very much, except when I'm drunk or on acid. When I'm drunk i forget every bad thing that ever happened to me and I dance. When I'm tripping I can see the beauty in the world that is lost to me when I'm sober. I wish I could keep that feeling with me all the time.


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195,701 I keep driving by the place we first met for coffee and I think of you and hope you are doing well


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195,700 My home has far too many rooms. I use the kitchen, the tv room, a bedroom and a bathroom.What a waste for me to live here. Time to move.


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