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195,899 Took my first trip out to see you FOUR years ago. Time makes me so very sad. It passes by like nothing, and before I have a chance to catch up, I’m already starting to die. Ugh


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195,898 I wrote some code this week to steal about 50,000 pages of information from another website. I think this officially makes me a hacker.


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195,897 Today, we are dealing with spiritual wickedness in high places.  That is why everything seems so strange and unlikely.  It's supernatural.  


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195,896 All your college kids are snorting Adderall; I know because they come to me for weed and think that makes me a pharmacist so they ask constantly. Most of them don't really need to to keep up, they just like to not have to put any effort into focusing. I suspect this is a dangerous thing for society as a whole.


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195,895 I have always read stories of how people know that their husband or wife was the one.

I feel like that is happening to me now




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195,894 I deleted my dating apps and cut off all the guys I talked to for a man that I’ve had incredible chemistry over the phone and will meet next week


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195,892 If it's that important for you to take the phone call, I could've just left. 45 minutes of dinner. My entire meal eaten and cleared and you're still on the phone. Mouthing a half assed "sorry" is not cool.

This is the second time this week you've left me in the dust for some other girl. I get it. We're just friends and I'm ugly.


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195,891 I’m a confirmed bachelor.  Mid 40s.  Great Job by some standards.  I’ll make over a hundred grand this year.  Most people that know me think I have it made. Truth is, I leave work everyday and drive around for 4 hours because it’s too early to start drinking.  Then I get home around 7pm and ..... start drinking.  I’m in bed by 10 and do it all again tomorrow.  It truly sucks.  When the need for human contact gets too much I find a hooker and have whatever a couple hundred will get me.  Sometimes it’s just holding her and sometimes it’s sticking my tongue up her ass while getting a blow job.  After that... grab a cheese burger and a bottle of whisky. My life is only leading to an end.   Yet... and brace yourself.... some part of suspects I’m supposed to do more.  I feel like I need to speak to people.  Not about my life but about what life is SUPPOSED to be.  Maybe the alcohol is making me delusional.  


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195,890 I have a female relative on facebook, 30 something. She posts things like

'Trump is a cock sucking asshole'.

'I'd like to see his cock get run over by a truck. '

'His wife is a cunt.'

I want to shake her. Remember, what you post on facebook is forever!

You want the real rub? She's a teacher at an elementary school. I'm pretty certain the principal and the parents would frown upon her using the words cock and cunt on a public forum.


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195,889 I’m high right now and I just looked up Australian spiders. I really shouldn’t have done that.


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195,888 I hope you don't regret what happened between us.  I know I don't.  I wish I knew what you actually thought about the situation.


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195,887 Sometimes I hear the doorbell ringing but there is no one there. It took me a few times to realize I'm hearing the doorbell in my head. It's not real. Weird.


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195,886 People hate on and judge people with herpes so much and it’s ridiculous. I hate seeing that judgement. I don’t have herpes. But you know what? I could. And you could too! Honestly who hasn’t had unprotected sex before. Obviously we all use protection to very differing degrees, but if you have ever had sex without a condom and without recent screening papers, EVEN ONCE BEFORE, you have taken that risk too. We can’t hate on someone for getting unlucky when we’ve put ourselves in the exact same position. Also, a lot of people get herpes on their mouth as BABIES from relatives kissing them. Stop the hate. Let’s all be a little kinder


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195,885 The man I was in love with sent me a video of him fucking some chick a few days ago. Honestly I’m sad that it didn’t work between us but so glad he’s out of my life.


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195,884 My secret, I once used a mirror to watch myself poop. I was planning to do it while on the john, but I couldn't see well enough. So I set a towel on the bathroom floor and laid down. It took a while to convince my body to poop in that position, but I managed to do it. If was actually quite interesting to watch. It wasn't sexual, not really. It was more of me taking an interest in my body. Afterwards I was very embarrassed with myself. What kind of kook poops and watches herself while laying on the floor?

This happened a few years ago and I'm still embarrassed. But now I'm wondering, has anyone else ever done something like this? I guess I'm looking for validation that I'm not alone and others have tried strange things too.


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195,883 My son is about to graduate. There is one kid in the class who scares the shit out of me. He is not mentally stable. Smart as can be. He has stellar SAT scores. But has also shown himself to be evil. He stalks teachers. He has keyed their cars. He painted racist graffiti around the school. He posts online in graphic detail about how he would like to masturbate in front of certain girls. For these incidents he has been suspended multiple times. The final straw that I think will send him over the edge, he wasn't accepted to college. He applied but no school would take him. I think they read his discipline report and refused to admit him. So as all his peers are graduating and looking forward to going away in the fall, he will be left behind. This sounds paranoid but I'm really worried he is going to bring a gun to the graduation ceremony.




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195,882 I've had a strange couple of years. Somehow the neighborhood tavern I frequent became 'hip' with a younger crowd. I got to know most of these kids.

In the past two years I have had sex with 8 different young women (as in young enough to be my daughter young). Including a long weekend at a hotel with two girls who decided they wanted to "fuck you to death." They came close.

I am in no way a smooth operator or anything. I guess fate has just thrown me a bone.


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195,881 So Im sitting on the toilet because I had to piss bad and reach over and grab the mouthwash. Take a mouthful, swishing it around in my mouth, still pissing when all of a sudden I feel a sneeze coming on. What to do? I couldn’t stop pissing so I sat on the toilet, mouthful of mouthwash and sneezed. Mouthwash goes freakin everywhere !!! Kind of embarrassing, eh? And funny too.


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195,880 The fact that my husband thinks it’s acceptable to listen to music loudly at 7am in the bathroom adjoining our bedroom , as I sleep, is all a divorce court really needs to hear.


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195,879 We were talking for so long and came close to meeting.  You said all these nice things.  And you disappear and deleted your email??  I feel so horrible.  You did that to get away from me.  We didn't fight, there was nothing bad.  It's so drastic and I feel horrible that you did that because of me.  I really like you and miss talking to you.  I can't believe it.  =( =( ...


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195,878 I love sucking his balls while he slaps his dick across my face. It's such a power play. He thinks he's the dominant one. But with a few tricks of the tongue I can make him shake and willing to do whatever I want.


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195,877 I can have a wicked orgasm just from having a man play with my tits and suck on them while he fingers me.  I love that


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195,876 After my divorce I never want to see my wife again. I'm not bitter. She's not a good person and I just want to never be in her presence again.

The same goes for one of my children. I want to have no relationship with her. She should consider herself fatherless. I will not ever answer a call from her. I will not ever respond to an email from her.

As to my other children, they are kind decent people and they are always welcome in my life.


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195,875 Update on marijuana cessation: The night sweats ended somewhere around the 2nd week and sleep became restful again, but for some reason the night sweats and restlessness came back the past two nights. I dont know what that’s all about, maybe something to do with the drug remaining in the system longer than other drugs. The cravings kicked in this week. Stress has been excessive, so I’ve been struggling with the knowledge that relaxation isn’t going to happen. The day ends, I’m a ball of stress, and then I go to bed.  I have drank alcohol twice, the first time was a mixed drink with 4 oz of alcohol. It was actually quite nice. But the second time was bleh, and I was reminded why I don’t like alcohol. In the end, I’m glad I quit marijuana. It isn’t so bad. I’m never going back. Unless, of course, it’s rescheduled by the feds. I wish I could find a decent replacement.


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195,874 Netflix just passed a new rule saying employees cannot look at each other for more than 5 seconds. Anything longer would be considered harassment.

We've gone off the deep end.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/06/netflix-five-second-staring-rule/


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195,873 Why is my generation so pro-big government?  I don’t get it.  All of my friends have a deep hatred towards anybody considered “wealthy“ and believe the government should take control of their assets to level out the field. I don’t agree and I pretty much say nothing because I know I would just get yelled at. I’m hoping it’s a phase or something.  I didn’t vote in 2016 but I intend to vote in 2020.


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195,872 I emailed him to say hello.

Why do I feel like such a creep

My anxiety is unreal


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195,871 There is a high end country club / golf course in my town. It's beautiful. The grounds are really well maintained. Weed free grass on every fairway.

Running along each side of the golf course is a road with houses. These are high end homes. We are talking several million dollars each.

A few years ago I heard about a woman in one of the homes dying of cancer. She was in her 40s. Then her next door neighbor died, also of cancer. Then the manager of the golf course died - yep, of cancer. All under 50. I've now lost track of all the cancer deaths next to the golf course.

All the homes have well water by the way. See the possibility? The golf course uses weed killer. It gets into the water supply. The nearby residents drink the water.

Me, I live in a little house on the far side of town. No million dollar mansion for me. But I'm perfectly good staying where I am!


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195,870 Graduation tomorrow. Our public high school has ruled that the Eagle Scouts in the class cannot wear their special blue cord on their shoulder showing their Eagle status. It is deemed to be unfair to the other students who are not Eagle Scouts. The school is insisting all student be alike for graduation.

At the same time though, girls are allowed to wear a gold chain with a cross around their necks. So the blue cord for boys is a no go, but the gold cross representing religion for girls is okay.

We trip over ourselves with this PC garbage.

  


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195,869 Universal basic income will weed out the truly evil and greedy. They will be ridiculed.  I can’t wait.


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195,868 I am a parent like much of you. And Like many of you I love my children immensely and there is nothing I would not do to see them succeed. Their father and I have put all our blood, sweat and tears into all our three children 19, 17 and 10. We are the only family among our peers and within our families that have put all three through private school from Kindergarten through high school.

Here's my issue... My 19 year old daughter went off to college this year as a freshman. These are the incidents that have all ocrred this school year.

1.)She has gotten arrested for possession of Marijuana while smoking in her dorm. We hired an attorney being that she is so young and we did not want her life to start out with a blemish on her record.

2) I've walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking in my house.

3.) My 10 year old daughter walked in on her sister giving her boyfriend a hand job.

4.) I woke up and discovered a guy in her room recently. She told me she picked up that morning and brought him to our house. Later I questioned this guy and he told me he spent the night and slept in her bed.

5.) She had a car accident (her third) and she left the scene of the accident. The owner of the vehicle is suing her father an excess of $200,000 to 1 million. We are a middle class, working family. There is no way we have the funds to settle this case. As a result thier father may have to close his business and open another one under someone's else's name.

6.) My daughter got a D in history. She isn't a D student. As a result she is taking a summer course to bring up the D.

Long story short.. My daughter is coming home at 4, 5, 6 AM and and barely making it to 9AM summer school.

The last straw was her sneaking a guy in. I told her if she cannot follows my rules by obeying curfew and respecting my house than she needs to find a place to live. Today she came home and got her things and I am heart broken. I hate that I had to do this. It kills me but I have no other choice. I cannot live in turmoil  and disrespect.

Pray for me and my daughter.


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195,867 I had two fingers up his ass yesterday. Men love this.


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195,866 I build websites. I was making a change to one recently when I kind of blew it. I created code for a webpage where a user could enter a file name and hit submit. I then had code on the server side. It would see the file name and make a line by line copy of the file.

But I had a bug. I was triggering on the wrong variable. The loop for the line by line copy was infinite. It never stopped. The server kept adding more and more to the copy of the file. This new copy grew larger and larger.

This was a problem. It wasn't my server. It was at a server farm and was used by many companies to host their website. I believe there were several hundred websites on that machine.

All this happened late at night when my code started creating the massive file and I had no way to stop it. I watched the file grow to 1 Gig.  Then 100 Gigs. Then 500 Gigs....

I knew what would soon happen. The file would use up all available disk space and the server would crash, bringing down hundreds of other websites with it. It's not supposed happen. There are supposed to be partitions in place limiting how much disk space I can use. But the hosting company boasted that it offered unlimited space.

I tried contacting the hosting company, but it was late at night. No one was around.  I could do nothing but go to bed myself.

Sure enough next day there were several articles online about how a number of websites on the internet were down. It was worse than I thought. It wasn't just the one server that got bogged down. All the other servers at the hosting company were using the same bank of hard drive space. All the servers eventually ran out of room and crashed.  Tens of thousands of websites were down.

Ooops.


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195,865 I guess I've realized that I'll never get over you, but I can move on.  You will always have a place in my Heart.  I do hope you find the right man, and are happy.  
That's hard to say, but it shows me that I truly love you.


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195,864 I’m severely depressed and functioning too well for anyone to notice. I’m showing up and performing at work. I make jokes with my coworkers. I say I’m not hungry when, really, being depressed has robbed me of my appetite. My husband is at a pivotal point in his work. I don’t want to bother him. My best friends are all going through big life stuff- one just got married, one just got dumped, another is going back to school. Can’t bother them. Therapy does nothing for me. I attend, but it’s a waste of money.

I’m grieving on top of everything else. My family is falling apart after the loss. I was getting down before that, but now? Full blown spiral. I don’t know what to do.


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195,863 My wife and I drive a semi cross-country. Our company has a terminal in a small rural town in Pennyslvania. Last time we were there, she nagged me to go for a 2 mile hike with her. While we were out, I noticed what looked like a condom package on the ground beside the road. I just kept walking until we got back to the terminal. We were there for the evening, and all the while I couldn't stop thinking about that condom - was it really a condom, just laying there, unused? A few hours later, just before sunset, she fell asleep, so I took a stroll back along our hiking path, and, sure enough - it was indeed a fresh, sealed condom! So, naturally, I did my civic duty - I ripped it open then and there, rolled it on my penis and masturbated all the way back to the terminal! There were no cars, and no chance anyone saw me, but just the thought that someone COULD have seen me masturbating in PUBLIC was so HOT, I ended up shooting a HUGE load in my condom, so hard I could barely keep standing! When I finally finished oozing, I slipped off the condom, tied a knot in it, and stuffed it in my pocket - and I carried my "trophy" around for a WEEK, before I finally tossed it in a toilet in a truckstop ladie's room!
Now, I keep a condom on me at all times!


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195,862 he gave me herpes but I can’t stop seeing him


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195,861 As I approach my 40th birthday, I feel an intense pressure. Not because my job sucks or I don’t own a house or because I haven’t finished school.
No, it’s because my end of the world refuge is still just a piece of land. I need to finish my plan so my family, friends, and I have a safe place with all the things we need.
It gives me high anxiety.


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195,860 I've known three women who were adopted.  They all were fucked in the head in some way.  Two of them were crazily obsessed with dick.  The third, I don't know.  Daddy issues, I guess.  When I find out a woman was adopted, I assume she wants dick.


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195,859 It’s 4:44am where I’m at... I’m tossing/turning trying my hardest to go back to sleep. I’m thinking the only solution is for a hard dick to fill my pussy. It always works. Wish the hotel bar was still open. Why does staying in a hotel room always get me so damn horny?!?!


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195,858 I get infatuated with someone too quickly. help


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195,857 I miss having you in my bed, being in your arms, feeling your hands all over my body.


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195,856 Republicans are in for a rude awakening once Democrats take over. Their capitalist utopia will be coming to and end. Time to stop being selfish.


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195,855 My spouse has said repeatedly that if we divorce, he will kill himself. Sometimes I wish he just would. I don't actually want him to die. But I'm tired of living in this man's mental illness nightmare that he refuses to get help for. I'm tired of our children having to live in it. He gets to act out any way he wants while the rest of us walk on eggshells because we never know which person we're going to get when he walks through the door - the man who is happy, friendly, best-friend-to-everyone, or the man who rants and raves about how every failure of his is actually someone else's fault, how the world is out to get him, how the world never listens to him and wants to oppress him.

Last December, he almost killed both of us in a road rage incident that he chose to escalate with another driver because he couldn't just let a perceived slight go. Fortunately, our children were at home with a babysitter and not in the car with us. That would have been the last straw, but I found out I was pregnant again a few days later, so then I felt like I had to stick it out at least awhile longer. I'm also the sole income earner, and I can't afford to pay spousal and child support to him.

Things weren't always like this. We used to laugh all the time. We never fought. I don't know what snapped, but one day in 2016, everything changed. He's miserable all the time and I'm tired of either playing the upbeat spouse who tries to see the silver lining in everything, or feeding into the misery where I just eventually lose my temper because I'm so sick of him and his unwillingness to want help.

So sometimes I wonder if I should just call his suicide bluff and see what happens. The only thing holding me back is the slight possibility he'd choose to take the rest of us with him.


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195,854 I posted several weeks ago about my MIL setting herself on fire. She's 73yo. We just found out that she is going to have to have all of her fingers amputated because they were so badly burned and a lot of the skin grafts aren't taking. My FIL still hasn't been to the hospital to see her. He and my loser BIL are living it up on her disability checks (steal dinners, a laptop etc). My wife told them to save the money because we won't be able to take care of her if and when she gets out. My wife even offered to help them with paying the bills. They said no and they would manage. I think they want my wife and I to pay for them to live and for my MIL to live in a nursing home. I've been trying to tell my wife to stay out of their lives as much as she can. She has always gotten so sucked in by them and their ways and conflicts that she can't focus on her life and her kid's life..It's great to help people but not if it's going to cause her mental anguish. I hate to say it..but it would have been better for her...and really everyone else involved, if she had accomplished her goal....but I feel bad for thinking that.


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195,853 I am laying down right this minute to jackoff and cum so I can take a nap. Anyone wanna comment or help!


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195,852 My vibrator is held together with duct tape.


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195,851 Really?

I have an old email account on Yahoo. I tried to login recently. Yahoo displayed a message saying that since I haven't used the account in a while, they need to send me a verification code.

Where do they want to send the code?

To the same account I'm trying to access.

Um, hello? How can I see the verification code if they are sending it to the account I can't yet access?

Does anyone bother to think things through anymore?


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195,850 I see this coming.

In the midterm elections this November the democrats will win back the majority of seats in the House. They will then vote to impeach Trump.

Not because Trump did anything impeachable. Simply because they don't like him and are still sore about Hillary losing. They will think themselves clever.

But in reality, this will be the start of a Civil War. Think carefully democrats before you abuse your office and behave in such a corrupt manner.




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195,849 Last month I had an extremely intense experience... But first I need to give backstory..

When I was a child I used to go to a daycare inside this century old building that was a former convent for nuns. It still houses a good number of them today. As a child when I would wonder the halls I would always see these women in black dresses that were see through. They would turn toward me and motion for me to follow them but as always the daycare staff would grab me and pull me away. They never seemed to take notice of the women. As I grew older I realized I was seeing the spirits of nuns.

Growing up more I always had a curiosity about that building. Each time I would drive by it I would always turn and look at it. At times I would hear a voice not my own inside my head telling me to turn there and head inside. I always told myself that eventually I would venture inside and investigate for myself. Over the years I left most of organized religion behind in favor of exploring spiritual paths and the paranormal. Still I would get the feeling of a presence inside calling out to me... 25 years after I went there for daycare I would step inside once again...

A good part of the building was converted into a nursing home. My friend needed help moving stuff to her father in law who moved in there. Before I even turned to the road the building was on I felt something watching me intensely. The feeling steadily grew moment I parked at the building and went inside. As I started to make my way to the room I caught notice of a chapel. It was empty but still being used as candles were still lit up front. I saw something move and flicker with an odd light there but I dismissed it as possibly my eyes playing tricks on me. However the feeling remained of a very powerful presence calling to me. It was not a negative presence but one that slowly started to pull me toward the inside of the chapel.

I decided to take a break and told my friend I was gonna step out for a bit. I walked inside the chapel and instantly I got overwhelmed. Something was there that was indescribable and incomprehensible. Instantly all of the emotional walls I have built up due to years of abuse, handling of family drug issues, and all of the other bullshit I had to deal with in my life were obliterated. It was like a supersonic tidal wave against a sandcastle. When I started to become afraid a voice would speak inside my head that would repeat "Do not be afraid" and I felt an unusual overwhelming calm. The hardened guy and Army veteran I had built up to be was reduced to a sobbing mess in mere seconds. It was like my emotions were ripped out of me and put on display. Whatever this was I could tell was connected to something infinite and vast.... and well beyond anything I could comprehend. It had more power than any spirit being I encountered previously in my entire life. I was losing track of time and felt like I was in and out of my body at the same time ...had to keep telling myself that I wasn't going fucking nuts. It was like I had gone through a confession, forgiveness and an atonement in seconds...

After some time of this I felt the overwhelming calm again. My voice and breathing became very shaky but started to recover and return to normal. I told my friend what had happened and she believed I encountered the Holy Spirit which I am not sure what to exactly think about that as this presence did not feel like it had a religious label attached to it. That much I can tell.

What was this? . After this experience I have felt a hell of a lot better emotionally and mentally..

Zantac and asprin should not cause crazy shit like this to happen lol. I quit weed back in 2005 and have not done any reality altering substance since.


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195,848 When I was young I defined my life by what I was going to accomplish. Now that I'm older, I define my life by everything I failed to accomplish.


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195,847 Suppose you are at the beach. And it is a cold gray day. Rain is coming down. The wind is blowing. You are alone of course because no one else would be at the beach on such a day.

Then suppose you want to leave. Why wouldn't you leave? You are wet and uncomfortable and miserable. You want the experience to be over. No one would fault you for it right?

This is how I view my suicide. I'm alone and miserable. Nothing wrong with leaving this beach.

Goodbye.

PS - this is as close as I get to leaving a note.


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195,846 My husband got upset because I kindly asked him to stop touching me in a certain way (he was stroking my bare kneecap with the tips of his fingers and it was tickling/creepy and he didn't take the hint when I pulled away repeatedly). After he grew upset, called me a few choice words, and I explained to him that I am allowed to ask a person to not touch me in a certain way I knew he was going to storm away. Even more so, I knew he was going to storm away and leave his dinner plate on the couch. So, when he predictably stood up from the couch I asked him to please pick up after himself and, strangely/unusually he obliged (of course stomping and huffing was involved). Typically, he makes a comment about me doing my job (which he apparently seems to think involves picking up after him) and leaves his mess for me to clean up.

I have put up with this bullshit for so long because I had no earning potential. I have two young children and I am unable to provide so much as a shelter without my husband’s support. Of course, he won’t leave because he’s got a pretty sweet deal here, and I’ve tried homeless shelters but plain and simple they suck.

I recently finished college and I am set to make a pretty decent living. The career choice I chose is notorious for paying well with high demand. It shouldn't be a secret, but I getting the fuck out of here very soon. I will not be touched without my permission again, I will not pick up after a grown man again, I will not rely on anyone else but myself to provide for my children.

I interview tomorrow.


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195,845 Imagine how horrible to sit next to a Democrat at a dinner party.

"My salad is wilted.... My soup is cold.... My roast beef is tough.... What a terrible free meal !!!"



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195,844 My mailman lives in a trailer. I feel sad when I see him. He visits all these houses everyday yet he doesn't have one of his own.


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195,843 I lost my job today. I haven't told my wife yet.


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195,842 Last year, my family decided that we would stop going to the shore every summer. We had been going to the same beach since 1968.

So we're not going this year--but then my mom called me and said everyone wants to start going again next year.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love going to the shore. And, having gone for so many years, I have a connection to the place.

But I'm not that sure I want to go again. The past two years there has been at least one row about politics. And it's always the Liberals that start it. The Conservatives always ask at the beginning of the week, "Let's not say one word about politics. Let's just enjoy being together." But the Liberals just can't shut up. There's always some snarky remark, or they walk in while everyone is watching TV and just tune it to their favorite leftist shows without even asking. They're just so rude about it. And I really don't feel like spending my vacation drawing on all my self-discipline not to shoot back.

I think I'm going to lie and say I don't have the vacation time to go. I just don't need the aggravation.


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195,841 It bothers me when you're always texting while we're together. I get maybe one afternoon a week now to be your friend. You talk to her for hours every night. Put down your phone and be MY friend!


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195,840 I think I met the one


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195,839 I'm only happy when I'm masturbating!


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195,838 Mike do I have to find someone else to fuck me?  I thought you wanted to do it.  I really wanted you to.  This is so frustrating.  I like you and you say all these things and then nothing.  I guess i have to let go of this fantasy...


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195,837 I was skeptical about antidepressants at first, but now that's I've been on them for several months, I realize that they have improved my life so much.  Not only do I no longer think of suicide, but I can now control my compulsive habits, which was something I could NEVER do when I wasn't taking them.  I think if you're considering medication to improve mental health, there's no shame in discussing that with a health care provider to see if it's right for you.


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195,836 I can't help but look at a woman's boobs when talking to her.


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195,835 I'm normally an expressive person. I share my emotions, both good and bad. I say what I feel. My state of mind is never hidden. But these past few months, so many things have gone wrong and when they do I have been a rock. I have displayed no emotion whatsoever. Nothing bothers me anymore. I bottle it up. I lock it inside my head and throw away the key.

Last week someone I know made a suggestion which would help her and no one else. It was selfish of her. I didn't say anything. I thought no problem, I'll just go over to her house and stab her to death in front of her children. I said this to myself with no emotion. Because I am a rock. Nothing bothers me anymore.


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195,834 I was a coward. I told my boyfriend that I had a date with another man (I didn’t)knowing full well he would break up with me. I just didn’t want to do it myself.  I really didn’t think he would flip out the way he did. I didn’t want to be in the relationship anymore and I felt terrible because there wasn’t any particular reason other than the fact that I was bored.


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195,833 A friend from work confided in me that their manager is creating a hostile work environment. It’s not news to me. This manager is notorious for being difficult to work with, and has cycled through well over a dozen employees in the last two years. One of those employees was me. I transferred to another team after a couple of months.

I want to help. I want to bring this up to someone who can do something. At the end of the day, though, I’m afraid to escalate. I’ve seen this manager engage in retaliatory behavior. I’ve seen them make environments so hostile that employees quit before getting fired. They’re company favorites and they’re incredibly intimidating.


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195,832 In movies doesn't Robert DeNiro often play the part of a creepy weird guy.... just saying....


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195,831 I auditioned to be in a musical with the local amateur theater company. They told me I have to pay a $500 fee to be in the show. What??? I have to pay to give up several months of nights and weekends? When did this start becoming the new normal where I have to pay to volunteer?


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195,830 My daughter was accepted to an Ivy League university. By a day later, as word leaked out, a mom in our town with children who aren't doing so well academically posted how Ivy League schools are stupid and a bad place to go to college. She went on to say that anyone going there is an over achieving bore.

Why are people so mean and petty? I'm sorry her kids aren't getting in. But my daughter put in a huge effort. She didn't go to drunken parties and sporting events. She stayed home and studied. Why is this cause for ridicule? What ever happened to adults encouraging our youth and congratulating them for being successful?


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195,829 Sexy thoughts and images don't get me wet anymore. I'm dry as a bone. That was quick. Everything was working right up to last year. Then it stopped.

55f


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195,828 I test what suicide by hanging is like. I hold my breath and after 20 seconds I feel very distressed and uncomfortable. A desperation sets in where I must inhale. I figure I'm about 5 seconds away from passing out. If it was a real hanging it would be 5 seconds away from my last conscious thought. Then I'd pass out and die. All in all it is not a pleasant feeling, but it's not too terrible. I make it to within the final 5 seconds. How bad could those final 5 seconds be?


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195,827 My secret is that he thinks he is punishing me with the silent treatment, but I actually enjoy my time alone. No having to “help” him with his stuff, no constant change in plans, time to get my stuff done and just relax. No constant judgment.  He leaves to make me feel unimportant, but that’s my party time!


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195,826 Don’t judge others cuz the truth is we all have our own things to be ashamed of.


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195,825 Today I walked into the kitchen and my wife said to me out of the blue,

"I'm going to...... like with the.....  I'm going to.....  you know.....  I'm going to..... with the uh..... the uh..... the uh..... yeah..... I'm going to."

Oh okay.




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195,824 It’s the day of boyfriends/girlfriends in Brazil today.
I know it’s a Tuesday, and from what I remember of our relationship, you and your new girlfriend see each other on the weekends...maybe you see each other every day.
Maybe you’re going to dinner, or a movie..maybe you’ll have a night in, and watch funny videos together all night.


I can’t ignore the feeling in my gut. I am pitted every time I think of you. When I think of us - I know I messed it up, but you’re happy now.
I’m happy that you’re happy. You deserve it, kid.


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195,823 I came home and my wife immediately demanded I bring her car in to get the brakes fixed. She says they are squeaking. Without taking a breath she then told me there's a tree she doesn't like in the yard and I must take it down right away. Then she said there is a bush by the curb she wants me to trim. She also heard a mouse and wants me to go up right away and buy a mouse trap.

Then she told me she's going out to lunch.

This is my life.

Can women not hear themselves? Do they not see how they come across? No one wants to come home and be greeted with a to do list of everything the wife wants done. And why can't the wife do any of these things herself? She can't buy a mouse trap? She can't drop her car off at the garage? It's her car after all.

I hate being married.


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195,822 There has been an icy wall of isolation surrounding North Korea for the past 50 years. Trump has carved out an opening. North Korea will disarm their nukes and not do any more missile tests. There were be no more War Games by either side. Active US troops will come home and the remains of American soldiers will be brought home.

Basically the threat to world peace is being dismantled.

But according to liberal CNN, Trump did nothing.

Please everyone, stop watching CNN. They are not our friend. They are not good for America. They are out to cause trouble so they can further their own personal political plans.

Trump disarmed North Korea. It's up to the rest of us to disarm CNN. Stop watching.


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195,821 My wife knows I'm suicidal. She's been staying out much more than usual. I think she's going for plausible deniability. She wants me to do it and then she'll claim she was out and didn't have a chance to stop me.


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195,820 I saw a video of your wife on pornhub, definitely was her too.  Was only 99% sure when I saw her face but then I saw her very unique bracelets that was the clincher.  

Sorry


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195,819 I just had sex with my soon to be ex wife. Wow her vagina feels like a bus has been through it!
I know for sure now I'm making the right decision.


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195,818 HAHA!! I got a call from a collection company looking for my ex.


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195,817 I was turned down for another job today. That makes 5. Or maybe it is 6. I'm losing count. I look good on paper. They bring me in for an interview. Then it's a no. If ever you need confirmation you have an unlikable personality, get turned down for half a dozen jobs.

I'm not strong enough to handle this.


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195,816 I really need to get some dick. I miss that feeling of being turned out and slow stroked til my legs shake. I want somebody to watch while he fucks me.


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195,815 I suppose this stage of my life is done.  

My wife kisses me like she's kissing her sister.

Last son graduated.  Threw a big party and he made out well.

Tried to Initiate with her, once, twice, then three times today.  Nothing.

First time that has ever happened ever,  going back to 1985.

I need a lawyer.


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195,814 Story just came out of my kid's high school that the most popular student in the school OD'ed on LSD. He ended up in the hospital with seizures. Why do kids do these things? Aren't there enough fun and interesting things to do in the world? No, you have to get strung out on drugs too? What a waste this generation has become.


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195,813 I can’t watch 13 Reasons Why because Justin licks his lips and smiles just like you.

You heinous, ghosting dick of a dick.

Dick!


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195,812 i've been on instagram and social media sites for the last three hours, avoiding work.  i have been worrying about what to text back this man.  what am i doing with my life.  i need direction


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195,811 My ex was always on me about how he wanted me to look good, look like a model.  He was bugging me to lose 15lbs. Always saying “I want a hot girlfriend “ I did but there was always something he was upset about. I broke up with him about 2 years ago. I just found out he’s engaged and his fiancée is homely and a bit heavy.   I don’t know why am pissed about this but I am. It’s not like I want him back and it’s not like I’m jealous it’s just a weird feeling that I can’t explain. It’s OK for herto be the way she is but it wasn’t OK for me to be the way I was.  I don’t like the way I’m feeling


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195,810 What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while black out drunk?


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195,809 Just went to see the movie Book Club with my wife.  It was a laugh riot & I really enjoyed it, but all through the movie all I could think about is how much I want to fuck Candice Bergen!


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195,808 I talk to women online through Tumblr.
Its exciting, cause im anonymous and i'll never meet anyone.
Sometimes we trade pics of nudity.  Its very arousing to play with someone like that.
Most of the time its an outlet for sex talk.

I used to sate my desires through craigslist....but its gone.  

Bye net neutrality!!


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195,807 There's a reason why I'm territorial. It's because I've been homeless before. So when you say I can relax, share the wealth, and be comfortable, i don't believe you. Because everybody says that at first. Oh, i don't mind sharing...until you piss them off. Then it's "I give you all of this and this is how you return the favor?!" Every time. No one is above it. So I'll keep being territorial, because then nobody has claim over what is mine, and nobody can take it from me.


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195,806 So a guy I think I like apologised to me for not being able to spend as much time with me as he wanted to today. We spent about an hour or so together in dribs and drabs during the day and then an old friend of his had a very messy breakup (friend's now ex-gf is being completely pyscho) and he's going to spend the evening helping his friend emotionally and practically. And even though we had no plans for this evening, he still apologised to me for not being able to spend more time with me.

I wasn't expecting *any* time with this guy today, and the time I did get was great. I certainly wasn't expecting *more* time, and even if I was, of course I'm not going to have a problem with him being compassionate when his friend is in a bad way. And yet he apologised we couldn't spend as much time together as he wanted.

Hmmm, I don't know what to think or feel about this.


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195,805 I work with a woman in her 20s, she has a nice round ass.

I want to know if she'd let a married handsome fellow feel her up over her underwear...


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195,804 I grew up in the 1960s.  We thought life was hard then.  What a joke!


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195,803 Three years ago my dad passed away, my brother said after the funeral that "the wrong parent died first". I didn't fully understand/agree with what he meant at the time but after three years of passive aggressive hell from my mother I fully get it and agree.


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195,802 My Hairdresser called me, was joking around, laughing, talking, and I thought "Wow, what a nice call".  

THEN....."can i have some weed?"

not buy...HAVE.
gimme.

I pay her $140 a MONTH for hair, and she calls because she just wants me to give her weed.

Amazing how selfish people can be.  And how they only call when they want something.


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195,801 Turns out in Fortnight there's a way to get back to Spawn Island by building a ramp and using a shopping cart. This has to be the greatest video game hack of all time.


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195,800 Where did Tommy Wiseau get all that money? Now I really want to know.


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