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195,999 I'm really struggling with my depression today. And I feel like shit for being upset about things. My friend lost his cat and has something to be genuinely upset and worried about as he tries to find her, but here I am crying about self-pitying BS.

Of course I'm trying to be there for my friend too (sadly too far away to go help look, but I'm trying to offer practical suggestions and emotional support), but it puts into perspective how pathetic I am for letting my insignificant shit get to me.


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195,998 Everybody knows the real me.

Everybody knows how many times I've cried in my room when no one was watching.

Everybody knows how many times I've lost hope, how many times I've been let down.

Everybody knows how many times I've felt like I'm about to snap, but I just don't, for the sake of others.

Everybody knows the thoughts that go through my head when I'm sad, how horrible they truly are.

Nobody knows Me or Maybe It's Me who doesn't know the real me?


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195,994 JM ... I made a mistake. Shouldn't have married her. I should have followed my heart and pursued you till the ends of the earth.

Such is my life. Full of regrets and bad timing.


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195,989 I am vile and fat and ugly. I can't look in the mirror because I'm so disgusted by how I look and who I am. Why can't I learn my lesson that no one will ever want me? I'm tired of making friends online on shared hobby websites and then guys being attracted to my personality, falling for me, and then running a mile when they see me. Apparently I'm nice enough to catch feelings for, but too physically repulsive to keep feelings for.

And every time, I get my hopes up that this nice person likes me for who I am on the inside, and every time I'm wrong, and a little bit more of me dies. I need to just stop interacting with people and just keep to myself. Hope is destroying me.

FUCK OFF HOPE, GO DIE IN A CORNER


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195,988 I still feel bad for getting a drink comped. I didn't ask for them to take it off the bill. I would've paid for it, but I just didn't want to drink any more of it. Whatever liquorice by another name stuff went in there ruined my drink.



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195,987 I think I'm falling for you, A. I don't want to, but I fear I am, and I don't know how to stop. I think I'm just responding to the way you make me feel about myself, but that's not love - that's just a continuous little high from every compliment you pay me and that you value me as a person. It's an addiction to the endorphins, not a genuine feeling.

How sad that something good happens and I'm looking for excuses to say it's not real. Sad too that a few good words here and there are enough to give me such feelings because I'm not used to anyone taking an interest. I still feel like it's all going to turn out to be one big, sick joke at my expense.

It'd be simpler if it was obvious you just wanted to get you dick wet, but you're acting like there's feelings there too and I just have no idea how to deal with that.


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195,986 I had a feeling if I looked long enough on tumblr, I’d eventually see a picture of my ex.  Sure enough. I can’t unsee that.


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195,985 Amongst my peers and family, I pretend to agree with their progressive and socialistic viewpoints.  My secret is that I’m quite the opposite.  I think my parents and friends would flip.


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195,984 When I'm wearing a skirt and sitting at my computer, I find I fiddle with myself. It's not like full blown masturbation. But I slide my hand up my skirt, pull back my undies a little and fiddle with my labia or clit. It's not a bad thing. It's pretty harmless. Funny though how I touch myself so much.


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195,983 Despite all the denials, I really think that behind Candy Crush is an algorithm being used by the deep state to spy on those who play it. Think about it. Ads on TV encouraging us to play a free game? Who's paying for those ads? Why is this particular game being pushed so hard to so many people? Maybe I'm getting paranoid or cynical in my old age, but this just feels "off" to me.

But then I'm also considering going back to my flip phone for the same reason, so maybe it's just me.


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195,982 The next bitch to tell me I need to eat a cheeseburger should show up with a cheeseburger for me.

Otherwise stfu and stop with the bodyshaming.


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195,981 I am the poster that dressed up as a ballerina for Halloween down a couple posts below.  I am a female in my 30s. I really love that costume and I plan on getting high after work on Friday and putting that costume on and dancing and then having a nice dinner. Also,  I sure as hell am not going to look up Australian spiders when I’m high ever again (I posted about that too).  It feels good to get this out.


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195,979 I want all illegals deported, along with Democrats, they should be exiled.  I used to be a Democrat and never thought I’d say this. I would never consider myself a Republican ( don’t like them either) but the way the Democrats have behaved and what is going on, they are a dangerous parasite.


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195,978 I have to hide my support of our president. I tell people I picked the lesser of the evils when I voted. The truth is I really like Trump and I think he’s a great president.


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195,977 Every night that you don't sleep in my bed I wish you were here. I am the one who doesn't want the commitment of being your girlfriend, but man I want to sleep with you every night. We cuddle all night long every night that we spend together. So I guess it is my secret that I secretly wish we could sleep together every night. Minus the commitment, and you keep your own place, but we just spend every night together.


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195,976 My secret: I have an 8-inch dick.



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195,975 I was a ballerina for halloween last year.I loved wearing the costume so much and looked so good in it.I wish I could wear it year round.


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195,974 I don’t understand why all of these immigrants don’t fight for their family’s home. You know, those cartel druggie people. Well, I guess I see. It’s easier to invade your neighbor’s country and get freebies, than it is to fight to fix their homes


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195,973 I want you to be my wifE.


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195,972 All Democrats who want open boarders should be required to be financially responsible for the well being of all refugees they so desperately want.


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195,971 I feel nauseated when I see people eating ranch dressing.


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195,970 So much moral grandstanding about immigration!   Everybody I know wants open borders. My secret is I don’t I am happy with this administration stance on illegals.  I do not want us to become a Third World country. My family came here legally from Nicaragua.


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195,969 My mother in law pronounces it as "FRANCH DRESSING".

Makes me cringe.


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195,968 When my church has a potluck dinner, I always volunteer to clean up. There are always leftovers. As the person cleaning up, I can't just throw out the uneaten food. So I take the stuff home. I get free meals and desserts that lasts for days. Well worth the hour long effort of cleaning up.


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195,967 I'm a 47 year old woman, married, who can NOT take my eyes off my neighbor's boy.  He's 19, and I've never been so turned on in my life! I'm sure I could fuck him.  I want to.
Should I?


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195,966 FUCK TRUMP



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195,965 I don't normally gloat, but the high school announced the winners of all the local scholarships and awards. The town newspaper printed the names and what awards they won. My child won the most. He he.  


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195,964 I don't want to go to the gym tonight. I want to go to the bar tonight.


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195,963 Oh, how naive you are, new coworker.  You think that because you don't answer to me, that you can be a bitch to me.
Little do you know how I will dismantle all of that.  Enjoy your accounts for now. I will have them asking for another Rep within a couple weeks.
Always treat everyone equal!  I treat our Cleaning Lady with the same respect as our GM.


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195,962 I work in an office. One day we were having a very frustrating day, nothing was working right. In exasperation I pantomimed slicing my throat with a letter opener. Next thing I know I'm called to HR who is sending me for a company mandated mental evaluation. WTF?


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195,961 So I watched the MTV movie awards last night.  There is CLEARLY an agenda to do away with gender.  Jeez..... They don't have the best male performance or best female performance categories because "we are genderless"  bla bla bla...meanwhile, of the 5 performances, 4 were girls and one was of a gay guy.  Seriously???? Oh and 3 girls presented it.  I'm so sick of them trying to make men into women and this girl power shit.  Sorry, there are boys and there are girls in this world.  Except for hermaphrodites, that's how we are born.  And I am a female in my 30's, so tired of this.  I like my men to be men.  I don't want a genderless man.  Live and let live but don't push your shit on people u know???  Annoying


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195,960 It should be illegal for the supermarket to put ice cream on sale!


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195,959 My old fuck buddy wants to get together again. It's been a couple years. I'm nervous that I've gained so much weight. Went from 235 to 270.

I wasn't small by any means before but I was at least curvy and felt cute. Now I'm even less of an actual shape and just feel disgusting.

He's incredibly fit and works out a lot. Easily the best sex I've ever had. I'm worried he'll think I'm disgusting too.


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195,958 I live in an apt complex.  Probably 60 buildings with 8 spots in each building.  There’s a cleaning lady.  She goes from building to building sweeping the steps and hallways . Iv seen her around the last few years.  Always very friendly and she has a great ASS!! Probably the stairs! LOL.  Anyway , this morning she saw me through the window walking around in a T-shirt and no underwear.  I have a pretty big dick and her smile let me know she noticed. Now she’s in my building sweeping.  She has hit my door with the sweeper head several times hard!  Should I invite her in? Should I duck her?  Is this shitting where you eat??


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195,957 I am a life long gym rat and one thing drives me crazy. When I go to the shower and some asshole leaves their empty drink bottles (or other trash) in the shower. For god's sake! You just spent two hours lifting weights & doing cardio. Is putting your garbage in the trash can 6 feet away too much effort? Fu**ing pigs.


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195,956 My husband has tried to start a business for seven years now. He hasn't tried very hard, I think he just believes if he wishes hard enough for it to come together, it'll just materialize. The idea is great, but it takes a lot of work, and he just doesn't put it in. He's not business minded at all. He's never had a day job, so he had the advantage of having all day every day to work on this business. I was patient for the first three years. I know these things don't happen overnight. Then around the fourth year, it started to wear a little thin. Then we had our first baby, and I told him the deal had to be that he would be a stay at home dad and could work on his business at night. He said fine. Of course, that hasn't happened. I've taken at least one day off of work a week ever since to help with the baby so he "can catch up on stuff" and get his "ducks in row" to get this business off the ground.  Now we're about to have our second child and he swears he'll just be a stay at home dad this time around. I don't know why I bother believing a thing this man says. I'm sick of sacrificing my career so he can waste my time. I wish he would just get some boring 9-to-5 or truly stay home.

I'm also starting to think there's never been a "business."


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195,955 Man when you’re stoned, food just tastes so good.


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195,954 I wonder if anyone here has ever had sex with a man close to 500lbs... What was it like? I found a really hott guy but he's super big and told me he was nearly that size. I'll let him fuck me but I wonder what to expect ...

25f


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195,953 *Sitting on the couch, I’m doing paperwork. Husband is kinda watching tv while playing on his phone*

Husband: I’m going to become a dog trainer

Me: Me too

Husband: No! Why do you always have to copy me?

Me: Too late! I’m already a dog trainer!

Husband: *walking out of the room* Everyone knows dog training is my thing!

Me: *yelling after him* Fine! Then I’m going to clown college!

Yes this conversation took place. No none of it was real. This is how most of our conversations go. They are completely made up. I think our last conversation about finances went like this:

Me: *paying the bills. Says something about the bills.*

Him: Why don’t you just win the lottery already?

Me: Why am I always the one that’s responsible for winning the lottery? You’re just as capable of winning the lottery as I am!

Or when he left the house:
Me: kiss me bitch
Him: *kisses me* Goodbye Jerk Face

This is how we talk to each other. It’s kind of weird, but it seems to work for us. Maybe we’re both just so bored with real life that we make stuff up. I don’t know.




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195,952 My family is very wealthy. Growing up I had friends from all sorts of backgrounds, including several from lower middle class backgrounds.  I never judged them, never felt superior etc. as a matter of fact their parents would often make comments about my car, my clothing, implying I was spoiled.  I would remain polite.  I later learned that these “friends” actually hated me. They would spit on my car when I wasn’t looking and used me because I would often drive or cover costs when we’d go out.  Some of the most judgemental and resentful people I’ve ever met were people of limited means. I guess the moral of the story is you can’t judge anybody until you get to know them no matter what background they have. Being wealthy or being poor is neither virtuous nor immoral.


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195,951 The best part of having you out of my life is I no longer have to pretend that I like the music links that you send me.  I get that you are into music and indie bands but sending me a couple of songs a day was just excessive.
Hope the new guy(s) in your life appreciate the music links more than I did, I tried to be interested and listen carefully to the lyrics in the beginning but to be totally honest I usually just deleted them without listening by the end.


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195,950 I never lied to you about the way I feel for you.  I did lie, only once though.  I wish you had never left.  I miss you so much.


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195,949 While at the market,  I saw 2 very young cuties at different times.   Both were with their mom's.  Neither know me but I know about them.     One petite cutie was wearing very tight skimpy semi-trashy tight shorts,  a white mid-riff  t-shirt, and had a bit of a raw look.    She looked like the classic stereotypical "trailer trash"..  She is not known to be a good student and has a bit of a wild rep. but is actually not wild at  all and  her family has some hard times financially.  

The other girl had on jeans, a nice blouse,  hair in a pony tail, looked and acted like tha nice Christian  cute girl next store.  I know she is a good student and attends church regularly with her family.    

I have a nephew who knows both girls at school.     He told me the "trashy" looking girl is really nice,  has a wild look, socializes well, does some weed,  and  her bf tells my nephew she will not have sex with him.    

My nephew is on the baseball team and is friends with  the "nice" girl's  bf.    The bf makes no secret that the "nice " girl blows his socks off anytime and anywhere he wants.   Not only that,  her ex bf has also told my nephew they had sex all the time without condoms at her house  because she is on bc..

So the "trashy"  looking girl is actually  working real hard to make the best   of hard times.    She is not wealthy, things are not good for her.   But she is hanging in there and my nephew says he LIKES her.    

Sex doesn't make you good or bad but if you look trashy,  that  can give you a bad rep.    

The other "nice Church" girl lives in a nice home, things are good for her... and good for her...  and she has a good rep.    

It was like that when I was in hi school.    One girl I knew back then came from a poor family,  she barely got thru school.    Everyone knew she was going to get pregnant and be a burden.  And she did get pregnant , after she got marrried at 19, and had two kids back to back.     Her hubby left her a few years later for an 18 yo cutie.    

Years later, the trashy girl is now a hothshot VP in a big banking firm, has a beach home, drives a Merced,   and does GREAT.   We talk now and then.   She says life is good but she remembers the pain.      I hope that trashy looking cutie I saw at the store does well too.    She deserves it.    We all do.  

So moms and dads out there....  focus on your kids before trashing the other kids....  especially if they are not as lucky as your kids.    You may find out your trash talkin' applies more to your kid then then the other kid.... and wish them all well.    


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195,948 The phone started ringing right as my orgasm began! A total distraction. Dammit!!!


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195,947 My wife has:

- a pair of sneakers for running three mile workouts

- a different pair for running over 5 miles

- yet another pair for running half marathons

- and a pair for running full marathons

-  then there is the pair for triathlons where they are stretchy so they can be changed quicker

- all the above workouts involved pavement, so my wife has another pair for running on trails

But there is more.

- She has special bicycle sneakers with clips on the bottom

- She has sneakers for tennis

- She has sneakers for walking around town

- She has a different pair for walking around town on rainy days

- She has a pair for working in the garden.

Not done yet:

- She has a laceless pair for yoga. They are just for going to yoga. She slips them off before the class.

- She has a pair for aerobics

We are going to Europe this summer. My wife says she’s going out to buy a new pair of sneakers for the trip. I asked what’s wrong with her current sneakers, like the ones she uses to walk around our town.

She told me they won’t work in Europe. European sidewalks are different.

Oh.


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195,946 I chat with this gorgeous woman on Facebook occasionally.  She's single, and she's always telling me how guys are intimidated of her because she's slim and attractive.  No wonder she's single.  Nobody wants to listen to some single woman talk all the time about how guys find her attractive.


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195,945 I've always assumed this picture is a fake. Just some dope using photoshop.




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195,944 I love how , now that we are married, my wife looks floored when she barks an order at me, and i tell her to FUCK OFF!
what? you thought i'd change and let you take away my balls because we got married? HELL NO!!
I won't be like these pussy men I see, following their wives around, doing what they can to not rock the boat.

You got who you married.


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195,943 Two summers ago I played a prank on my town. Syrian refugee issues were in the news. Our liberal town had taken in a few families. They were given free housing. Turns out the town owned a few properties so the refugees were given free reign to live there. The taxpayers also funded a food and clothing allowance.  Not that the taxpayers agreed to any of this, but the liberal leadership just freely gave away our tax dollars.

My town has a Friday evening concert in the park. An easy listening band is paid to play Burt Bacharach songs while residents picnic on the lawn.

The concerts start at 7:00 PM. So one Friday I showed up at lunchtime before anyone was around. Using string and stakes, I cordoned off a 20 by 40 foot area right in front of the stage. This was prime real estate for the concert goers. But I claimed the entire area.

I then taped signs to the string saying "Refugee Seating Only".

The trap was set.

I came back at 6:00 PM and watched.  Early birds started arriving. They'd walk up to their usual prized spot in front of the stage, only to find it was cordoned off. They'd look at the string. They'd read the signs, and to my amazement, every one of them backed off. They retreated further from the stage to set up their lawn chairs. They totally accepted the idea that refugees deserve to have the best seats in town.

This surprised me. I thought the regulars would rebel and get mad that the refugees were being given special consideration. But no, everyone totally accepted the idea.

There were even families who showed up with small children. The children, seeing the empty grass area at the very front, went there to play. They were quickly shooed away by people sitting nearby.

"No, you can't play there. That area is for refugees only."

After watching this, I kind of backed off from politics. It seemed pointless to me. I was hoping people would get upset about the refugees getting the best seats, and then by extension people would question why the refugees received free housing and why the rest of us were paying them a stipend.

But no one cared. No one minded that the refugees got more than everyone else.

I've lamented over this failed experiment.  Did people not care because they are kind and good and giving and they believe the refugees deserve more than others?

Or are people just lazy and mindless. They know it's wrong but they can't be bothered to do anything about it because they are too interested in drinking their wine and chowing down on shrimp salad?

It puts me in mind of this current illegal immigrant controversy. Do most people really believe illegal immigrants deserve special consideration where they don't have to obey laws? Or do most people not care because they are too busy mindlessly stuffing their faces with shrimp salad?


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195,942 it is not real, j. not for us.
it never was.
it never will be.


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195,941 It's unfair some women are prettier than others. I think the pretty women should have their faces disfigured.


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195,940 Just so I get this straight-

1) Illegals commit a crime by crossing the border with their kids
2) Illegals get caught
3) Illegals get charged and put in jail
4) Kids get separated from parents because the parents are put in jail for committing a crime.

How is different from any other parent who's committed a crime?



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195,939 The last time my wife initiated sex was 2009.  I tried initiating sex in 2010, but she wasn't having it.


Yep, it's been 9 years since I had sex with my wife.


What's a man supposed to do?



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195,938 I have watched a lot of porn, but I have never seen anyone suck as much cock as the Mooch did this morning on national TV!  Wow!  He got it all down and kept it there.  Way to go Mooch!!


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195,937 80% of women wear the wrong sized bra.


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195,935 If I binge eat for a week, my fingernails grow much faster than normal.


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195,934 What is phone sex exactly? I've never done it so I don't know. I assumed it meant you talk to your significant other on the phone about how you will have sex next time you are together. But is it more? Do people actually do things on the phone like masturbate and describe it to the person on the other end? Is that what people mean by phone sex?


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195,933 He remembers how I suck his dick and his balls and what my pussy feels like, but I'm not even 100% sure he remembers my name.

I'm probably still going to go see him but I can already tell.I'm catching feelings for a fuck buddy. Damn it. At 30, you'd think I'd know better.


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195,932 You're not coming over tonight and I so wish you were because I get so horny every time I think about fucking you.


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195,931 I can never say this to my friends, but stop posting about every damn thing you do! You rode your bike 5 miles today. I don't fucking care. I don't want to read about it. i don't want to see a picture of you on your bike. It makes me cringe. You put on biking clothes to ride 5 miles. Holy shit you are vain. Athletes riding 100 miles put on biking clothes. Not pudgy 35 year old housewives casually rolling into town. People like you have no purpose in life. You shouldn't exist. You are nothing but more traffic on the highway. It would be better if you were euthanized and we could use your remains as fertilizer for crops.


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195,930 Here are the two essential, unarguable reasons why Americans will never get interested in soccer:

1. It is FUCKING BORING. Sorry, you elitist Eurocentric traitors--90 minutes of 2 guys kicking a ball to each other while the rest stand around and watch, and no one ever scores a goal, is BORING. We Americans like to watch things happen. NOTHING HAPPENS IN SOCCER.

2. The players act like pussies, taking a dive every five seconds, flopping around like girls with menstrual cramps and pretending to cry while peeking out to see if anybody's buying their act. In America we don't like girly men--if you are male you are expected to have a testosterone level above zero and some actual pride.

You can rant and rave, you can say Americans are troglodytes, you can put us down any way you want, but we don't care because WE KNOW WE'RE RIGHT.


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195,929 I know a few people that have kids together, and I’m sorry, but....

Their kids are so ugly. Not to be mean, but the got the worst features from the mother and father. Maybe they’ll grow out of it. At least there’s plastic surgery if they ever get bullied, or want to change themselves


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195,928 I am tired of hearing about Islam. I’m sick about what they are doing to my country.


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195,927 Why am I the one always making the coffee at work. My coworkers are lazy assholes.


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195,926 Meh. These bitches are a dime a dozen.


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195,925 Oh, it’s Fathers Day ?
I wonder if my grown kids know?


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195,924 At my kid’s school, there was an outrage about the dress code a few days before the end of classes once the weather got warm. The half shirt tank tops worn by girls weren’t allowed, and neither were the ‘muscle’ tanks allowed by the guys.

The outrage was about “my shoulders are sexy?” and people acted insulted. I talked to my daughter about it, she was one that was upset. I asked her if she was creeped out by me looking at the little fabric ‘flower’ between the cups of her bra. She squealed and covered up, taking five steps back. She was grossed out, and I could see she was mad because of what I’d said. But yet she says she had every right to wear it, even though she wore an extra shirt over it around me. Wtf?

It’s not about shoulders, it’s not about spaghetti straps, it’s about tits. If girls want to show off their boobs, they wear as little as possible and show as much skin as they can. That’s what it’s about. This is why there is a dress code. Girls want to show off their bodies, and guys will do everything in their power to look. It’s not shoulders, you idiots. It’s tits. Guys can’t pay attention to algebra when they look at boobs, especially when the people involved are all teens.

Yes. Stoop to their level. That’s how they think. T&A. Don’t be mislead by silly speeches, protests, or assemblies saying it’s about ‘shoulders’ - look a few inches lower.

When I go to pick up my daughter from school and I can see the areole of a dozen girls within a dozen feet of me, and i can see the design of the stitching of the bras on 14 year old kids, that’s why there are dress codes. Cover the fuck up. I don’t mean wear a garbage bag like muslims, but shown some respect for yourself!


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195,923 I love him. I met him 10 years ago on a Christian chat site. He helped me thru a break up with an ex. He is a hard working southern sexy man. We’ve both never married he’s 35 I’m 38. We talk still not all the time we go periods of not talking but when we sync back up it feels no time has passed. We have phone sex and I tell him how he’s the only one I want inside of me, he asks me if I’ve ever fantasized about him while having sex with someone else. Yes. He says the thought of me makes him hard no matter what. There is more than just insane sexual connection between us. My secret is I’m obese. He’s known I’m overweight but never this big. I I wanna meet him but I don’t want to meet him until I’ve lost 100lbs... he melts my heart and I wanna lose weight and be beautiful for him. Would love male opinions on this.


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195,922 Wtf really? It’s the middle of June, and I’m still wearing a jacket half the time I go to work.  I’ve got a hoodie and sweat pants on when I get up on the weekends. But yet... I see women wearing less clothes and revealing tops. I love the views, and my sunglasses hide my stares.

But yet women complain about being stared at when they dress to impress. I don’t get it.


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195,921 My wife, who does nothing to help around here, was going to be driving past the garden store on her way back from lunch with friends. I know better than to ask for her help, but I was very busy taking care of other household chores. So I broke my rule and asked if she could pick something up from the garden store. All my seedlings had come up except a ground hog had unearthed six plants. I needed a six pack of something to fill the void. I explained this to my wife and asked her to buy a vegetable. I specifically said though, "Don't buy corn and lettuce. We have plenty of those plants. Get something else."

A few hours later she comes home with a six pack of lettuce. I remind her that I specifically said don't buy lettuce.

She corrects me. She points out I said don't buy corn AND lettuce. So she didn't. She only bought the lettuce.

Life with a moron.


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195,920 At a music festival. Some people come early and set up their chairs & blankets. Some people come later and move the existing chairs and blankets so they can get comfortable. How fucking rude can you be? I got into an argument as I watched someone moving other peoples stuff so they could get a better spot for themselves. Fucking ass holes.


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195,919 My husband lacks the ability to empathize, he is incapable of respecting women, and he thinks all of the family’s excess funds need to be spent on him.  This fathers day I told him there’s $20 in his account and that’s the last he will hear from me about the holiday. Normally, I would make his favorite meal, buy him a card, encourage the kids to do the same, budget every excess penny to go towards “his day,” and spend the day trying my best to please him. I’m not doing it anymore, because after 13 years, NEVER receiving the same treatment in return on mother’s day/bday/anniversary, and consistently being disrespected and under appreciated, I am done.

Why can’t he realize that his life is about to get a whole lot worse without me in it? No one will ever love sucking his dick the way I do, no one will ever put his needs above all else, no one will ever expect absolutely zero from him in the way of housekeeping/laundry/child rearing/yard upkeep etc. Not even himself. He thinks life is tough now. He’s about to find out how tough life can be without a personal assistant fuck toy at his disposal. Idiot doesn’t even know how to make a dr appt or access his checking account.


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195,918 I pulled on the same jeans that I wore yesterday. They’re tighter than they were yesterday. I need to get control of myself.


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195,917 Here's a secret:  We have now, recently started to define ourselves by our political party.  Republicans have dropped their democrat friends and shun the associates, and democrats have done the same thing with regard to republicans.  On this site, I have read of people who have dropped friends and family because of differences in political opinion.  Our racism has come bubbling, gushing to the surface.  And now we are nasty and mean.

Here's the secret:  We used to not be this way.  We have been divided.  We have allowed someone else's ideals to overshadow our own.  We are being led and are falling meekly into a queue of malice and hatred.

We are The United States of America!!!  We are not like this!!!  We're just not.

God Bless America, land that I love.  Stand beside her and guide her through the night with the light from above!

God Bless You Republicans!
God Bless You Democrats!
God Bless You Independents and Others.
And God Bless YOU Migrants and those trying to be.

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

HALLELUJAH!!!


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195,916 Are there any pro-weed libertarian or republican men out there? That would be my ideal man.  Swoon


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195,915 I feel worthless. I can't tell you're not enjoying my company. I don't blame you. I am not a fun person to be around. I am introverted and quiet and shy. I'm not going to be loud and goofy and obnoxious.

I don't think we should see each other for a while. It'd probably better that you find other friends and I go back into hiding. It does hurt my feelings though when you point out how much more fun they are than me. I don't need the confirmation. I don't understand why youreally confused when I assume you'll drop me at some point.

Nobody stays. For good reason. I am so not worth staying for.


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195,914 I've been looking at Facebook and reddit all day. I didn't have any plans and finished all my errands in an hour. I've literally spoken to no one in almost 2 days. My ex texted me to come over, but other than those few texts, I've been completely alone.

My friends have all realized I'm so damn needy and I'm trying to give them space. I feel like a burden to be friends with.


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195,913 Well, it's that time of the month again.........

Now that I've lied to my family about feeling "sick", they went to dinner without me, and I'm getting drunk and going to bed early, and hopefully they won't think anything is odd.

Part of one of my digits was cut off a few years ago, and I almost cry when clipping my nails because of the nerve damage. Getting drunk first helps a lot!!! All 19 1/2 of my nails get clipped at once, and it's that last half that has me cursing and stomping. I'm not trying to be a drunk or anything, but the alcohol-induced numbness helps me deal with the pain. Like actual physical pain, not the mental kind. I've had more broken bones and stitches than anyone I know, so I can deal with pain, but this shit every month is getting to be like torture.

Sorry to vent, CC, but that's my secret. I'm drunk after sending my family away, lying to them so I can perform painful hygiene. Wow that sounds pathetic. Go ahead, laugh at me - no, really, go ahead - I'm laughing at myself through blurry eyes, and it would make me feel better if other people laughed with me, at me, if you get what I'm saying.


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195,912 I like going to church because there are lots of cute guys.


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195,911 My ex fwb gave me hpv 18 and I had to have it removed from my cervix. My Dr said since it was gone now I don't need to disclose especially since he's most.likely already a carrier. Im not sure what to do since he wants to start hanging out again.


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195,910 It's been too long since I've bent you over my knee, spanked your ass til it's red and used ice on it after....wonder if you ever think of me?


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195,909 This is the best sex I have ever had. So fucking good. He pounds me and is rough just how I like it. Many guys seem intimidated by a girl who likes it rough. Or they may get a little rough but are afraid to overdo it. Not him.

Now we are eating meals together though. I do like him, and I know he has feelings for me also. But I can't let myself get into another crappy relationship again. If this continues, the relationship aspect of it is going to go further. He knows I don't want that, but he also knows that I do have at least some feelings for him. I think he wants this to become a relationship, and not just a sexual thing.

So what do i do? I do not want to stop sleeping with him, it's just too good. Btw we work together. Def don't want anyone at work finding out.


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195,908 I'm so tired of being poor


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195,907 Either all the men on this site come from the same backgrounds, or all men really just want and think about sex.

News flash: life is more than just getting your weiner wet.
Makes me resent men even more.
Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I need to put out.
I’m never having children for this reason. F*ck giving a guy that pleasure.


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195,906 My wife likes chocolate bars, and wine, and flowers, and bracelets, and going to dinner, and chick flicks, and gourmet coffee.

Every week, at least once a week, I make sure to come home with one of these items. It's a gift. No strings attached. It makes her smile so it makes me smile.

I like sex. Once every six months she begrudgingly allows sex to happen.

We've been married for 9 years. I don't think there will be a 10th.



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195,905 I've always heard that Women in their 50's were just as interested in Sex as when they were in their 30's......So why is it So hard to find 1?


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195,904 My pussy used to be really tight. Like too tight. Whenever we had sex, I would have to lie on my back and breathe deeply and focus on relaxing all of my muscles and use my hand to guide him in. He would have to slowly push in and out, going in an inch at a time. Once it was all the way in, we were good to go. But it was always at least a bit painful and I couldn’t tolerate it for a very long time. Sometimes I would bleed. He also told me he could feel the sensation sometimes that he was tearing things. I always liked sex, but I preferred giving a blow job over intercourse, if I could. And once we did it, I never wanted to go again because it hurt too much.

After the first baby, no change. Still just as tight. But after the second baby, it just slides right in. And it doesn’t hurt. It feels GOOD. like really good. And I crave his cock in a way I never did before. We can do all the positions and go as long as we want. And we can do it multiple times. And I’m never wishing for it to be over so it will stop hurting.

But I admit, it doesn’t feel as “full” as it did before. And I know he’s not being gripped and squeezed as tightly as before. If I kegel around his cock, he will moan, so I try to do that a lot.  Before if I kegeled around his cock he couldn’t even feel the difference (I asked him). He has never said anything about it or given any indication that he is not satisfied by my pussy.

My secret is that I don’t know if I’m “loose” now or if I’m just “normal.” I haven’t asked him because I’m afraid to hear the answer.


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195,903 Ok, now let's all pretend we are interested in soccer.

You are being controlled.


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195,902 *#* my wife told me to go fuck my self. Went and mastrabuted. Best sex I have had in a long time


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195,901 It really upsets me that they are separating kids from their parents at the border. I cry thinking about all those scared children who may never see their parents again.


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195,900 She started out using her hands, then moved on to a magic wand and her hand. Then she hoarded various household items. The lint roller was her favorite.
She had such large breasts with a button of a nipple on each one. They rose steeply off her chest, nearly perpendicular. She claimed that they weren't sensitive, and I'm inclined to believe her.
She managed to fashion herself a small dildo out of modeling clay. It was pathetically small, but was kind of what she had sought, staring at Kevin's ass, thinking about his cock, being his lover.
She had a studded belt that she used as a choker, and was able to tighten it by moving her head. She thought of her man riding her as he grabbed an arm and a leg and roughly thrusted in and out of her.
For a minute or two, she felt loved. She felt the extasy of this connection. It seemed so real. His beautiful eyes into hers. His hands all over her beautiful large breasts. Her insides did somersaults. She began to cry.




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