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196,200 How does one go about getting a divorce? I don’t want anything from this marriage. I do not want to keep the home. Only the children. He’s violent and explosive. I wouldn’t want him to feel comfortable, or even welcome, in my domain. Which is why I need to move out. Do I do it swiftly, or do I take my time to acquire furniture, pack our things, make it smooth as possible on the kids? I can get the money together to move, but furnishings, home necessities, etc will be hard to come across at the same time. I can afford rent, groceries, gas, bills, etc. I’ve controlled the family budget since I was a child and my single mom proved to be irresponsible with paying bills. I create the budget and I stick to it. I’ve never had the luxury of not being the family accountant. Which is where the concern comes from. I would like to stay debt free, if only because I can’t afford credit card payments, furniture payments, etc. I will not seek child support, because the less I ask from him the better. But where will my children sleep? How will I buy school clothes? I don’t know. But I know that I have to. And I will. It just takes time and planning. Most of the plan is already in place, just a little more time. By this time next year, I will be free. Good god almighty, free at last.


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196,199 Ugh I'm missing you a lot...


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196,198 Everyday i think about killing myself then i think about my pregnant girlfriend and my unborn child



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196,196 I can't even take my husband anymore.  He is the King of the Double Standards.  I've never seen anything like it.  He gets mad at me for doing the very same things he does - and when I point it out, he gets even madder.

He came home one night and was pissed that there were dirty dishes - neatly stacked - next to the sink.  I pointed out that we couldn't use the water all day because the water tank had been cleaned and I'd spent all day draining the bleach water, refilling, and draining again. Didn't matter.  He was pissed and demanded there never be dirty dishes again.  Never mind that the whole time we lived together in our apartment, I'd come home to the sink filled with dirty dishes, not even nicely stacked.  Never mind that I come home from work when he's off and there's dirty dishes in the sink.  *I* just can't do it.

We got a new car.  My car was in the shop, so I drove that for a few weeks while he drove his work truck.  I'd bought a portable ashtray for the new car.  Then one day he declares, "No more smoking in the new car" and takes the ashtray out.  Okay, w/e.  Several weeks after I got my car back, we get in the new car to go out to eat.  And what do I see?  The ashtray, with cigarette butts in it.  I say, "I thought you said no smoking in here."  He says, "Eh, it's okay."

When we lived in the apartment, I paid the heat bill.  He thought nothing of leaving the patio door wide open in the winter while he ran outside for whatever, kicking the heat on.  He'd get mad that I'd close the door.  I reminded him that I was paying the heat bill, and it wasn't fair.  In our house, he now pays the heat bill, as well as the electric.  God forbid anyone leaves the patio door so much as cracked, kicking on the heat or air!  Because he pays the bill!

When we moved into the house, he took over the cable bill.  When I paid it before, we had 150 channels.  He decides it's too expensive, so only gets 45 channels.  He travels extensively for work, so it doesn't  really affect him.  He would call and ask if I was watching such-and-such show (insert any one of my favorites), and I'd always say, "No, we don't get that channel."  Never complaining, just no, I can't watch it.  He just says, "Oh."   This goes on for 8-9 months, and yeah I'm getting frustrated, but he doesn't want to pay a big bill.  Then he has a week off.  He sits down to watch his favorite show, but - we don't get that channel.  What does he do?  Promptly calls the cable company to upgrade so HE can see HIS show.

Let's say he's supposed to be home from a work trip on a Sunday.  I make plans for Saturday.  But his plans change, and he's coming home Saturday.  I have to cancel my plans, because he's home and we are to spend our time with him.  The kids can't even go to their activities (that I pay for!) when he's home.  We are to be together.  UNLESS one of his friends calls.  He will go visit the friend and be gone ALL DAY.  I mean 10-12 hours.  The kids' activities only take three hours out of the house.

When the weather got nice he decided to take his motorcycle out.  Said he was just going on a short ride around town.  I did some errands and housework, and before I knew it, more than 3 hours had passed.  I called and texted; no answer or reply.  At the 5-hour mark, I'm worried.  I'm looking at the news for accidents.  I go on FB - and here he's posted a picture.  He'd decided to take a ride to a friend's, an hour away.  I commented that I was worried, and he's laughing it off, and now our friends and family are telling me to relax, just let him enjoy himself.  Later I tell him it's not right to not let me know he'd changed his plans (which he frequently does), and that I was worried.  He goes from thinking it's funny to being mad which he always does.  He's a free spirit, just roll with it, no need to worry, he's a big boy.  BUT the other day, when he was out of town, I went to a game with friends.  I texted him a bit, and when I got home, I crashed on the couch.  He gets PISSED because I didn't let him know I was home.  Oh, he was SO WORRIED.  It's not fair not to tell him I'm okay.

If he calls me and I don't answer, he flips out.  If I call him and HE doesn't answer it's okay because he was doing something.  If he calls and it goes straight to VM without ringing because the reception is bad, he gets angry and tells me my phone is a piece of shit and I'd better get a new one.  If I call him and it goes straight to VM without ringing, he is calm and says, "The reception is bad, nothing I can do about it."

The other day, I had to pick him up at the airport after work.  He texts that his flight is delayed by 1/2 hour.  Okay, I plan to stay at work a little extra to get caught up.  Then I get a text - the flight was on time, he just landed.  Shit.  I'm going to hit traffic.  I finish up and get on the road.  I hit major traffic.  I let him know I was on my way.  I get there, and I see he's pissed.  He didn't speak to me the whole way home or for about an hour afterwards.  Finally he says how mad he is that he had to wait.  That I should have prepared for a normal arrival time and left work early.  THEN he says,  "You have no idea what it feels like to want to get home and have to stand outside for a fucking hour."  and "I guess I wasn't important to you."  OH REALLY?  I remind him that first of all, in our 8 years together he's never had to wait more than 10 minutes, but rather *I* have had to wait on the side of the road and/or circle the airport a time or two.  BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, in all these years he has only had to pick me up from the airport ONE TIME.  One fucking time, and I had to wait for more than an hour.  Not because he had to fight traffic, not because I got in an hour early, but because he fucking FORGOT.  I came in on a red eye and had called him the night before as I was boarding, and he forgot to set an alarm.  It took several calls to get through to him because he was sleeping.  I guess I wasn't important enough to him to remember.  But of course, when I reminded him of this, he flipped out on me.  "That's in the past!  Don't bring up the past!"  The worst part is it was his only night home - he had to drive out of state for a funeral in the morning.  Our only night together in weeks and we spent it fighting.

Yes, I know - I'm married to a controlling, narcissistic, emotionally abusive hypocrite.  The heartbreaking part is he was my college sweetheart who came back into my life many years later.  My dream come true has become a fucking nightmare.


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196,195 I am an easy going, kind hearted person who tries to see the best in others but right now I’m full of pure hatred & anger. I live in NYC and that innocent teenage boy that was brutally massacred in the Bronx in a case of “mistaken identity” has brought out a level of hatred outt in me I did not think was possible. These “excuse” for humans should die a painful death- I hope they are gang raped & beaten every day until they die!! If I ruled the world; I would take them one by one, toss them in a room with his family members and let them have at it! That poor, poor innocent child. I will NEVER forget that video of that child’s last moments and him begging the paramedics for water and then he died. I am sick to my stomach. I truly hope the inmates give them what they deserve. I’m getting my gun license ASAP- pull any shit on me or my family and I’m fucking blowing your head off!


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196,194 I prefer ground travel to air travel. When I can, I’ll take the bus or train.
Right now I have the window seat and I angled my body towards the outside so I can watch the scenery. That’s what I say anyway. Well I guess it’s what I do, but the scenery isn’t plant life, I’m people watching.

With a higher vantage point I can see into your cars and most trucks. I see you sneaking your (illegal) cell phone usage, and once I saw a guy watching porn on his phone (2mph on a freeway). But my favorite of all is women relaxing in their supposed private space, unless they know about me and want to be playful.

I haven’t seen actual sex yet, but the many eyefuls of those private moments. Thanks for the boobs, the fingerings, and even the boring granny panties. I’m not


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196,193 World war III coming soon to a country near you.


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196,192 When you step on a wet spot on the bathroom floor and think to yourself “I really hope that wasn’t pee.” Then you just continue on with your day.

#momlife


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196,191 This feeling I feel is crazy.  I have to have you.  I don't know why, I just do.  You belong to another, I know this. Can we make it happen?  Please make it happen.


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196,189 Fascinating to watch my wife in action. She wanders through life expecting everyone to do everything for her. She was the youngest child. Her older siblings always took care of things. They fought her battles for her. Now as an adult my wife looks to others to carry a bag of groceries to the car, to pay the bills, to put gas in the car,  to change the channel on the TV, to clean the house, to paint her fingernails. I'm surprised she wipes her own bottom.

She recently invited a friend to come for a week long visit. The friend wanted to be picked up at the train station. My wife said I had to do it. I thought this is a perfect opportunity for my wife to take personal responsibility. I told her she had to take care of it. She was so ill equipped to take on such a task.

Arrival day came and my wife was ready to leave for the train station. Out of curiosity I asked what time the train was arriving. My wife didn't know. How could she not know? All she knew was that the train was arriving 'before lunch". It never occurred to my wife to get a more exact time.

Anyway,  my wife left for the train station. I got a call about an hour later. My wife didn't know where she should meet the friend. The train station is in a pretty substantial city. Where in the station should she meet the person? She's actually asking me this. I asked if she arranged a meeting point before hand? No, she didn't. It never occurred to my wife that it would be useful.

So this was her first big responsible moment. She didn't know when the friend was arriving and never arranged a place to meet.  I expected exactly this kind of behavior from my wife. She's oblivious to the world around her. She's the most extreme form of mental laziness. She can't ever put in effort. Effort is for other people.


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196,188 I work around 80 women. They all know I'm going a divorce. Women are vultures!


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196,187 I just read a news story about a Canadian guy who had 149 kids, and he showed no remorse for the guilty plea of polygamy with 24 wives.
My secret? I think it should be allowed! Other first-world nations allow it when it’s for religious reasons, not to mention old guys marrying tween girls. I mean, they don’t explicitly allow it, but they don’t stop it either.
If the people involved all want it, and are all legal adults, why should society get in the way? They just want the same rights everyone else has, and only hatred would stop people from accepting that.
I’m not being sarcastic or argumentative, that’s just how I feel.


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196,186 I love the way his dark skin looks against my pale skin. It's a beautiful combination.


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196,185 My fwb is back. I'm wondering if I should tell him that I haven't slept with anybody in 2.5 years... since him. I don't know if that would be weird.


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196,184 I've been watching a little bit of the World Cup. It seems like one of the most important skills in soccer is acting. Every time one of these players comes near the opposing team they fall down and pretend to be mortally wounded.


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196,183 Each morning I like to turn my face toward my armpit and pretend the body odor is from someone else like what you smell with morning cuddles. Now that’s loneliness. Yet, as far as anyone else can tell I’m a hot milf enjoying the single life with my choice of hot men to go on dates with.


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196,182 Not that long ago I heard someone refer to relationships as relation-sinking- ships.   I wonder if the ship is sinking.....


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196,181 An 18 year old boy in my city has gone missing. I didn’t know him and had never met him. It turns out he lived about a 10 minute walk from my house. He just disappeared. His wallet and cell phone were still in his house. He was a good kid and was not in trouble or anything like that. He has been missing for a month with no trace and no leads.

Meanwhile life here has just gone on like normal, except that a lot of the businesses have missing person posters in their windows with his picture on them. The school principal presented his diploma to the boy’s parents at his graduation. I am haunted by all if it. But there’s nothing I can do either, except go on like normal.

I wonder how long it will be before the missing posters come down and everyone forgets. I hope by some miracle he is found. Heartbreaking.


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196,180 I think whenever my husband turns me down for sex, I’m going to start operatically singing “Rejected” by Murray Hewitt
from Flight of the Conchords.


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196,179 I made the sad realization tonight that one of my oldest, closest groups of friends doesn’t care about me anymore. They stopped caring a while ago, but I didn’t see it at the time. Only one of them has bothered to keep in contact with me. Aside from that, I am not invited to get-togethers, they don’t acknowledge me on social media or follow me back. I don’t know what I did for them to spurn me. I’m a good friend. I guess I’ll never know, but I can’t help but feel my heart breaking. All my life, I’ve felt like I was an afterthought to most people. My presence is noted, but when I’m not there, hardly anyone thinks of me at all. It’s always been very painful to feel so inconsequential. I’m scared now that as I get older, more and more of my friends will fall away and forget me. Maybe I’m overthinking it. I don’t know.


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196,178 I know this guy and oh my god he’s so fine but he’s homeless and a Scorpio and a real mess lol and I’m seriously considering moving his broke ass into my house just for the DICK


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196,176 I am tired, so tired, of reading/hearing about "The Left", "liberals", "Conservatives", "The Right".... Can't we just be civil to each other? Is it too much to ask? I get that we have diverging opinions but what is the point of so much trash-talking?

In short....What would Mr Rogers do?


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196,175 In a changing room today, in that harsh glaring light of 1000 bastardly, glaring lightbulbs; I made the horrifying discovery that I have spider veins on the side of my torso along my rib cage. They’re not big, they’re barely there, but they’re there, you know what I’m saying?!

Chin hairs, grey hair on my head, my chin just keeps swinging lower and lower, veins on the legs, cellulite and now this.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me.

The kicker is the renewed license I got today, in the picture I look like Jabba the Hutt. Why do people 400 lbs get to have a chin and neck but my damn family on my mother’s side all has turkey necks and I get to look like Shrek when I’m a size 12.

Holy shit is July going to be more disciplined. This 25# needs to come off now. Before my chin needs its own zip code.

Genetics can kiss my ass.


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196,173 I just wish I never had to depend on anyone for anything. Because then I would never have to let anyone in, so it wouldn't be another big repeat disappointment when, for whatever reason, they leave my life. I've been going nuts for the last hour trying to decipher my feelings on this, and I have no one I can tell who will understand me.


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196,172 My friend's daughter (high school age) wears way too much makeup.


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196,171 I have a neighbor / "friend" who lives down the block. I only know her because we live on the same street. A year ago she bought a fancy puppy. It cost her $1,200. At the same time she quit her job because she wanted to start a business. The dog was a calculated reason to force her to get out of the house every day. This sounded like a good plan.

Over the course of the last year she has had to go away numerous times on business trips. She drops the dog off with me for anywhere from two days to 10 days. I'm fine with it. I like the dog. We've become great buddies. But it was a little tricky at first. He wasn't house broken. My friend was too busy. So I taught him how to go outside. I've also taught him many tricks and I'm trying to get him to learn swing dancing -- still working on that.

I never charge my friend for looking after her dog. Heck no. He's my friend. Of course I'll watch him.

A few days ago my friend came to me and said her business is doing terribly. She's out of cash. She needs money. She wants to know if I'd like to buy her dog. She'll sell him to me for $2,000.

I didn't know how to respond. To me that's like selling your child. I was surprised at the price too. I probably shouldn't have said anything, but I pointed out the dog only cost her $1,200. She said yes, but now he is housebroken and he turned out to be such a great dog with a wonderful personality and he knows many tricks.

Ya gotta be kidding me! I did the house broken part. I taught him those tricks. I made him into a friendly delightful pooch. Now I have to pay more??

This gets touchy. It makes me mad. Or I want to cry. Or punch someone. RRRRG!

In the end I will buy the dog. I will pay her $2,000. He will be with me all the time and I'm very happy to have him around. But I think I don't want to have contact with this woman anymore.


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196,170 Damn, I'm good at masturbating! I mean,I really enjoy what I can do to myself!


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196,169 People in town are excited. A new store is opening on Main Street. When I first heard this I thought wow, I hope it's a coffee shop. Or an ice cream shop. Or how about a cool clothing store! Dream of dreams, maybe a book store!

Nope. The new store sells wigs.

This completely justifies my plan to move the hell away from here after I graduate and never come back.


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196,168 In my absurdly liberal school district in this absurdly liberal state, the moms of the bad students are at it again. The newspaper announced the top 10 graduating seniors. The bad moms were upset their bad kids weren't on the list. Rather than using that as motivation to study more, the bad moms are demanding the school no longer calculate an overall GPA with weighting.

Weighting means an AP class is scored on a 5.0 scale whereas the bad kid taking a baking class gets scored on a 4.0 scale. The logic is that baking is easier so it doesn't deserve as many academic points.

The goal of the bad mothers is for their bad kids to make it onto the top 10 list.

Where's the fairness? The top 10 are the top 10 because... um... they are the top 10 smartest students in the school. But according to the bad mothers, it's not fair that the top 10 list is just for the smartest students.... there should also be non-smart students on the top 10 list of smartest students.....

If they are successful, and the school adjusts the top 10 list, I'm selling my house and getting out of this moronic town.


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196,167 Two non paying customers, who weren't bothering anyone, were kicked out of Starbucks and the democrats went crazy.

A mother and her children, who weren't bothering anyone, were kicked out of the Red Hen restaurant and the democrats are cheering.

Are the democrats being fair? Or are the democrats making up rules to fit their own agenda?



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196,166 I'm not an atheist.

But the more I listen to Christian rhetoric and hear about how they "disagree" with gay marriage, etc. and do everything they can to change the law so that it aligns with Christianity, the more I want to start attending bible burnings.

Christianity has shown itself to be nothing more than a religion of hatred.  Fuck your god, and fuck you.


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196,165 I had a quickie with my wife.  She came then we were out of time.  No problem I didn't need to cum just wanted the feeling.  So I pull out.  When I do my dick is covered in what looks like cum.  But like I said I didn't cum.  Was that her cum?


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196,164 My wife can't control herself. It's like that mechanism is missing from her brain.

The car brakes started squeaking a few days ago. The brake pads need to be replaced. I don't have the money at the moment and it's not the primary car so it doesn't matter too much.

My wife of course demands I get the brake pads replaced immediately. She knows we don't have the money. I explain it to her again. I ask her not to nag about it because it makes me feel bad we don't have the money. Can she do that for me please?

A few hours later she starts in again on the brake pads. I tell her I thought we had an understanding that we will fix the brakes when the money comes in. So stop making me feel inadequate.

She just keeps going. She keeps bringing it up every five minutes. It's like she knows it makes me feel bad so that's why she brings it up. It's nothing to do with the brakes any more. She sees a way to cause harm so she makes the most of it.

It's things like this which tell me she's not a good person deep down. It's why I will soon leave her.


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196,163 I have had depression since I was 10 years old. By the time I was 30 I had learned how manage life with depression, and then anxiety joined the party. I have been dealing with GAD and panic disorder for the past 10 years. At first I tried the meds, but they only made it worse. I was on benzos briefly which led to addiction and withdrawal. It was a nightmare to say the least. It reached the point to where I became agoraphobic. I basically stopped living. I almost never left the house. I didn’t drive anymore. I found myself in a hole so deep, and so dark I thought I’d never find my way out. I didn’t even recognize myself anymore. I eventually started online CBT therapy which took a while to start working, but it helped tremendously in my journey to pull myself out of this. Anxiety has robbed me of years of my life. I have spent the past few years reclaiming myself one piece at a time.

There is one particular trigger that I have avoided, and that’s getting on a plane. It’s been my number one “NO”. I know it’s a common fear, but I feel ridiculous for having so much anxiety about flying. I’m getting on a plane tomorrow for the first time in ten years. I’ve been on planes before, but I’m a nervous wreck. I haven’t flown since I developed anxiety disorder, but I’m just so sick of not “living”. I need this. I want my life back. Wish me luck.


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196,162 I'll be amazed if we get through the summer without nation-wide riots. Something has to give.


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196,161 I have a son (he's in his 40's) that was always close to me.His mother deserted him when he was a year old and moved him in with her mother who took over as the parent.Yes she did stay in touch with him, took him on a vacation every year but was never a real mother.  I always had a great relationship with him and her and the family and could see him whenever I wanted with no problems.As he grew up I was always there for him and I gave him everything (I'm pretty well off) so I've gotten him cars, clothes and even bought him a house worth $500K.We always had a great relationship and he always said, "Dad I love you". He got married for the second time and ended his loneliness and she is really a nice little girl.6 years ago he declared that he would never speak to me again and that I could never see his children.We never had a fight or anything he just dropped me like a hot rock.I haven't spoken to him in 6 years and I have to admit it hurt for a long time but I reached a point where my attitude towards him is "Fuck it" stay gone you ungrateful little prick.I would never allow him back into my life again even if he wanted to get back and having taken that attitude has allowed me to feel better about the way I've been treated.Him and his children have been disinherited and I'll leave my money to the ASPCA before I'd give him another dime.


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196,160 I always laugh when I see the snowflake liberals pushing their agenda and using the hashtag #MeToo.  Why do I laugh?  Well for the uninformed the hashtag was for years referred to as "pound" so whenever these assholes use it, it looks like they're saying: Pound Me Too!  Idiots.


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196,159 I fought so hard not to develop feelings for you. I resisted successfully for weeks. Then right as I do, you're suddenly done with me. Dammit do I feel stupid for not fighting harder


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196,158 Here's the thing, if you don't wanna talk about something, that's fine, don't act like something is wrong. And if you can't not act like something is wrong, you should stay home. I won't be seeing you for a couple days.


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196,157 I'm just tired and sad. I'm just so tired, and sad.


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196,156 When I read 19th-century romantic novels, I always secretly cast myself as the American relative who knows how to make it all work out.

"For God's sake, Cathy, get a fucking clue--Heathcliff's a bum!"

"Listen, Mags, Stephen Guest is in love with you. Just make that move! Trust me, Lucy'll get over it."

"Well, Jane, if you're really that worried about your appearance, just spiff it up a bit! Here, I'll help you do your eyebrows..."

Problem solved! Yay me!


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196,155 I wonder if he really likes me or just likes me for my looks


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196,154 I smelled booze on my coworker today.  This has to be the 3rd time in about a month. She’s an older lady and is very nice and I’ve always gotten along with her. I’ve also noticed she’s gained a lot of weight lately and seems extremely tired. I’m concerned about her because I don’t want her to get into any trouble.


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196,153 As a gay man it would not offend me if a baker didn’t want to do my wedding cake.  
As a republican, leaning conservative, I would be offended if someone ask me to leave a restaurant!
Does this make me a bigot?


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196,152 Today i made a pro and con list for divorcing my husband. I learned that divorce wins, hands down. I also learned that the only pros that staying with him are vain and shallow.


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196,151 I want to leave the country, but I think I'm stuck here.

I feel so hopeless.


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196,150 My post card got posted on post secret. It feels really good.


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196,149 I have long thick hair and I went to go get it trimmed yesterday iand the stylist cut way too much. I was very upset about it but then I realize how petty I was being. My hair grows extremely fast and its still long. Sometimes I get really annoyed with myself because I take a lot for granted and don’t count my blessings. I need to put things in perspective more often. I am disappointed with myself.


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196,148 I’m so nervous about you coming back. I miss you and us but you said we can’t go back so it’s much much easier when you’re not around. It’s weird that you messaged me. I don’t know why you did that.


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196,147 For the first time in my adult life, I have legitimately used the phrases: We’ll do it “under the cover of darkness.” And “The coast is clear!”


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196,146 I have never successfully flown a kite.


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196,145 Marriage cracks me up. Whenever I hear of an ex getting married, it's like a relief, because I know they will be miserable in no time.


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196,144 To me a pink pussy hat looks like a penis head. All these women running around with a penis head.




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196,143 A few months ago I was running late for work. I was in a rush to get out of the house and I didn't have a chance to eat breakfast. Just as I was leaving, I noticed an aluminum foil tray on the kitchen counter with a clear plastic lid. There were cookies inside. My wife had obviously picked up some goodies from the bakery. Perfect. I pried off the lid, grabbed one and got in my car.

A few minutes into my drive, I reached for the cookie and took a bite. I was expecting buttery sweetness. What I got instead was I don't know what, it tasted like stale dried liver. I almost puked. I spit out what I could and immediately understood my error. My wife had gone to some gourmet dog food shop. I had just bitten into a fancy dog biscuit.

Try driving down the highway with dog biscuit in your mouth and no water in the car. Try being in that state for the half hour drive to work. Not fun.

Yes I'm a moron.


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196,142 I am really surprised that her tongue hasn't turned black and fallen out of her lying mouth right there at the podium!


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196,141 I'd be so faithful to a woman that flirted with guys, and talked about hot guys during sex.  It would be a constant jealousy thing, and I would have to keep claiming her.  I'd probably produce double the amount of sperm.


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196,140 It's been so long since I've had sex I don't know if my dick still works.


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196,139 I’m white.
If you call me the N word, I’m calling you the N word right back. Idgaf. Suck on your equality.
#repressedpeoplearedepressedpeoplE


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196,138 If you look at the last photo of Robin Williams, you can tell something is wrong. There is a sadness behind his eyes.  Shortly thereafter he killed himself.

This is what I look like these days.




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196,137 I wish I could find a guy to come on to my wife. I'd tell him all the right buttons to push to get her interested. My wife wouldn't know of course. He would "randomly" bump into her somewhere and start up a conversation. The end goal is to see if she'd sleep with him. I'd be willing to test another man's wife if he would test mine. Any takers?


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196,136 I remember going to a dinner party in the 1980's. One of the guests was HIV+. After the dinner, I stayed to help clean up and the host, a good friend of mine, explained she was throwing out the plates and utensils used by the HIV+ person.

Times have certainly changed. Now I read about married men doing other men and not seeming to care about AIDS. Yes, it is still a disease and no it has not been cured!


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196,135 There’s a sci-fi show called Firefly that has long been cancelled. On the show they had women who were “companions.”
A Companion is a skilled, well-educated and well-respected member of a guild of professional courtesans/entertainers that were treated very well by society. They talked to “clients,” made them feel comfortable and accepted, and of course had sex with them.
I feel like I would have done well in that universe as a companion. I think my only skills are really great conversation and sex. Sure, I’m intelligent but that doesn’t really get you anywhere.


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196,134 After six years, I am finally starting to build relationships with my aunt and cousins. We used to be SO close, and then I made mistakes as a teen, and everything changed. Now that I’m older, family had become a very important aspect in my life, and it makes me so excited and grateful to know things can get better. I thought I would feel sadness and anxiety forever, but the weights are slowly coming off my shoulders. Thank goodness I can breathe again. And I’m finally starting to feel whole again.


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196,133 So Sarah (The Bitch) Sanders says it is okay for restaurants and businesses to bar their doors for gay people, but she wants the doors open wide for liars, bigots and DT's other cock holsters.  Let that C-word eat air biscuits!  #hipocracymuch


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196,132 I am a person of color.  

In my heart, I strongly want to forgive Roseanne.  I actually have, but I think I really want everyone else to too.  

Whether she meant it or not, she could not have apologized more vehemently.  I do respect that.  I would like for her to have her place back in her show, even though I never watched it and didn't (and don't) intend to; it's not my type of entertainment.  

I have always liked Roseanne.  She can be very funny.

My heart goes out to her.  I hope she recovers.  That apology was very sincere.  Once you've effed up, that's pretty much all you can do, n'es pas?


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196,131 I know a woman who would make 100 posts a day on Facebook. She must have been sitting there all day on her phone responding to people and reading dumb articles and posting links. She'd also share the fascinating details of her life like posting a picture of her buying a new brand of toilet paper. I'm so glad she shared. (Groan.) This went on for years.

A month ago she had a baby. Do you know she is still posting 100 times a day. Ug this bothers me. She has a child. I want to yell at her to grow up and be an adult and spend time with her child. How much mommy time is she forfeiting by continuing to post online?

This is probably a problem going forward. We're going to have an entire generation of kids who picture their mother not as a woman holding the feeding bottle, but as a woman holding a phone.


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196,130 John, just take off one of your socks and give that to him to chew on; I bet that'll shut him up (for good!).  But, then again, knowing him, he'll probably fall in love!


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196,129 I have a disturbing reoccurring dream where I hurt my children. Like I'll throw one down the stairs. I would never do such a thing. I get along really well with my children. So why do I keep seeing me hurting them in my dreams.


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196,128 i cant have my doggie in the same room with me or even in the house when i have fun by myself. so if you pass by my house and my doggie is on the porch..............


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196,127 I am jealous that dressing up for guys is so easy. Nicer pair of pants, moderately comfy flat shoes, button down shirt. Boom. 10/10 hotness level goes up.

Me? I've got to first find something that fits. Then hopefully that something creates the illusion that I'm 3 inches taller and have a tiny waist while wearing heels I hate walking in and a layer of paint on my face.

Only after that fiasco would I even look halfway decent.


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196,126 I didn't realise until today how much I care about you. Right at the moment I lost you forever. But I want you to be happy, because I love you, even though your happiness won't include me.

Be well hun, be happy. You and Brian deserve only good things *hug*


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196,125 I feel like a worthless person. My best friend is ignoring me for some new girl and I don't know how to feel. I'm worried he's going to abandon me and thinkle she's better.

Intellectually I know this is dumb and makes no sense and I want him to be happy. But I feel like a terrible person who doesn't deserve to be loved or have friends.


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196,124 I tell my son playing fortnight melts his brain. Then after he goes to bed I'll play fortnight.


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196,123 Is it worth it initiating a relationship with someone who is a 6 hour flight away?


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196,122 I was a teacher chaperone at the senior prom this year. There was a raffle. Students won all sorts of fabulous gifts like a Macbook. There were several Xboxes given away. Laser jet printers. A mini fridge, great for the college dorm. Really good loot. Except one kid won a vacuum cleaner. Like what parent organizing the event thought a kid would really like to win a vacuum cleaner. Oh yeah, like that will make him fine with the ladies. "Yo babes, forget about the captain of the football team, I've got my own vacuum cleaner. Wanna come back to my dorm room and we can tidy up a bit..."

I want to start a GoFundMe page for this poor sap


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196,121 I don't like how our new priest is from the Philippines.


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196,120 I hate when people smoke near me.


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196,119 A man should not wear a pink pussy hat.


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196,118 1. I’ve never taken an Uber or Lyft.
2. I had a Facebook account for a week and thought it was a joke.
3. I just watched my first Anime movie ever a week ago.
4. Cigarette smoking is a deal breaker. I don’t care how amazing your personality is, how hot you are or how on point your sense of humor is. It’s gross, it’s s ripoff, it’s killkng you and if I’m hanging with you then it’s killing me.
5. The idea of turning into my mother can petrify me.
6. Men with facial hair, such a turn on. (That soul patch thing excluded)
7. I would like to try being a couple’s partner in a sexual way.
8. I would like to try being a dominant, in a moderate way.
9. I’m dying to quit sugar, at least for the summer.
10. I’m less and less concerned with how many friends I have. It’s the quality that matters.


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196,117 My husband spends nearly all of his waking hours in our basement getting high, playing computer games, or reading Reddit (probably watching porn, too, but whatever). If he's not doing that, he's on his phone, ignoring us. I wish he'd want to spend time with me and our kids upstairs, listening to music, playing, watching movies, actually engaging with us. The kids and I eat dinner without him most nights because he's downstairs. But at the same time, it's also to the point where if he did spend any meaningful time with us, I wouldn't even know what to say to him or how to have fun with him anymore. It would just feel weird. I used to beg him to spend time with us, but have since stopped. He's really not a bad guy, but I just feel like he's this random extra person in the house who doesn't fit in with everyone else. I've asked him a few times if he wants to get divorced and just co-parent, even though he acts like the kids are nothing but an annoyance, and the answer has been no. It just sucks.


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196,116 I'm male married 50s. I want to meet a stranger, also male married. I want to suck his cock. I want to fondle his balls and suck on them. I want to lick his ass and stick my tongue in there. Once it's good and wet I want to stick my finger up there too.  I want him to do the same for me. I want him to slide his cock up my ass. I want to lick his cock clean. I want make him super hard. I want him to shoot his load in my mouth. I want to get him warmed up again so he can shoot another load in my ass. If his wife wants to watch, great.


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196,115 So I'm 36 and prefer a guy between the ages of 33 and 44.  I'm on a dating site, and younger guys don't care, by younger I mean up to their mid 30s.  The younger the more they don't care.  But the older the guys get, the younger they want!  44 year olds upper limits are 34 or 35.  What happens to guys when they hit 40?  Jeez.  Meanwhile I look younger than my age, get hit on by 26 year olds who think I'm their age.  These 40 somethings would never even know my real age.  


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196,114 In October of 2017 my daughter, she's in 10th grade, asked if a friend could come over so they could work on a school project. Sure sure, no problem. My daughter is very studious, as are her friends. They are the really good girls at the school.

They worked until dinner time and then I asked the girl if she'd like to stay and eat. She said yes. She's a good conversationalist. It was quite fun.

After dinner my son was going to watch a movie. He asked if the girls would like to watch. It was a Friday.  Why not. The project wasn't due until Monday. So they all had fun with the movie.

It ended at 9 ish. The girls worked a little more on the project. Then my daughter asked if her friend could spend the night. They'd have a sleep over. Yes sure.

Next morning I made them breakfast. They got back to work on the project.

Lunch came around. We ate together. Then they went back to work. .

Dinner came around. We ate. Then back to work.

My daughter came to me again. Could the friend stay over again. I said yes, but be sure she's texting her parents to let them know.

Sunday morning we went to church. My daughter gave the girl some clothes and we brought her along.  We had brunch. When we returned the girls did more on the project.

The girl stayed for dinner.  Afterwards, my daughter asked if the girl could spend the night yet again. This was starting to concern me. I sat down with the girl and asked if everything was okay. The floodgate of tears opened. The girl was sobbing uncontrollably. She explained her parents were getting a divorce. They were constantly fighting. It was an emotional train wreck in her house. That's why she was avoiding going home. It broke my heart. She was such a lovely young person. She didn't deserve this unhappiness.

I spoke to my husband for a bit and then called the girl's mother. I knew her slightly. I explained we'd be glad to have her daughter stay over for the next few days if it helped with the home situation. The mother thanked me and said yes, it would be a great help.

As I said, that was October of 2017. It's 9 months later and the girl is still living with us. She's part of the family now. We take her on vacation. We buy her clothes. I used to introduce her as my daughter's friend. Now I just introduce her as my second daughter.

About a week after I first called the mother a box of the daughter's clothes showed up on my front porch. I have been told that her parents did get divorced and their house has been sold. I have no idea where the parents are. I've never heard from the father at all and I only spoke with the mother that one time. The daughter’s cell phone still works, so I’m sure I could get a text to the mother. But she has never reached out to me or the daughter as far as I know.

No matter. I have a new daughter. My children have a new sister. She's delightful. I'm glad to keep her. Thank you God for this gift.



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196,113 Two years ago I bought my wife some new boobies. She gets lots more attention from other men. Her clothes fit better. Her woman friends tell her she looks fantastic! I just recently paid them off. I get a glimpse of them every now and then when she steps out of the shower. A second or two before she gets them packaged back up in a bra or shirt or whatever. On the rare occassion we have sex she likes to wear a tight fitting top to hold them in. Of course, before when she was unhappy with her boobs, she told me how much I would “enjoy” them. Yeah, right. I WAS happy and turned on by her body before the new boobs... and I told her so often.
Women are impossible... for sure my woman. My life sucks.


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196,112 Isn't it going too far to throw Sarah Sanders out of a restaurant merely because she works at the White House?

Isn't it reminiscent of throwing a black person out of a restaurant merely for being black?

Democrats, you have lost your way. You have become the very evil you claim to be fighting against.


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196,111 When out in public somewhere and I see toddlers wearing just diapers and a shirt, I think it’s gross


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196,110 28 year old female living at home, I think you’re a nurse.

So I related to your post and found it excruciating living at home with my mother after college for a few years. I have some advice from surviving that God awful period, as my mother daughter dynamic was quite similar and unfortunately remains the same even though we are not in the same state anymore.

1. As hard as it is, remember it’s her house
2. Stop being so transparent, I say this with love, hello you’re 28, not 9 - you don’t need to run all your personal stuff by mommy anymore
3. If you’re asked questions, answer in the most concise way possible, leave out any embellishments for mom & dad
4. Take numbers 2 & 3 to a trusted friend(s)
5. Mom is seriously questioning your judgement, generations that never had to resort to meeting significant others to a machine are afraid of what they don’t understand, sometimes for good reason
      a) Are you sure this guy is legit?
      b) In my experience, annoyingly so, often “mom intuition” is on point
          (This is a huge pain in the ass that I have come to accept and even    
          learned to respect)
      c) My mom would insult me and react the same way to things she  
          didn’t understand when I lived with her. I realize now that this came
          from her fear. Your mom is afraid for you with this guy. I’m not
          justifying her response, but this is where it’s coming from.
6. Is there a close friend that your mom really likes? Have this friend over a couple times, get back on her good side and earn her trust back.
7. In my experience, the more you chip in around the house the better, cleaning, etc.
8. Set up a plan to get THE HELL OUT OF THERE. You’re 28, don’t do this to yourself or them.

Surviving that period of my life was hell. My mom and I nearly killed each other. There were a lot of things going on for each of us and those contributed to the turmoil in our relationship other than my living at home for three years after college.

I truly wish you the best of luck. God’s speed, God’s speed.


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196,109 Every night I tuck my son into bed with his favourite soft toys. The heartbreaking part he is not a toddler; he is 18 years old & autistic. My heart dies a little bit more every day.


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196,108 I always strive towards giving my female sex partner at least three or more orgasms.  As a modern male I’ll use toys, if necessary... my goal is to give you what most women I hear never have.... an orgasm.

Complete with flairing nostrils, heavy chest, arching back, and quivering stomach and thighs. Even if it takes all night.


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196,107 I'm going to be putting my dog down on Monday. She's almost 12 y.o. and is having trouble standing and sometimes falls and has trouble getting up. I wish she would have died in her sleep, but I can see in her eyes she's still alert. Getting old sucks when the body starts to give out. I've had her since she was 8 weeks. I'm going to miss her!


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196,106 My grandmother's funeral is coming up. She was incredibly important to me, more like a mother than a grandmother. Her late husband was the same. A father figure in my life when my own father was unable and unwilling to be the parent I needed.

My aunt has revealed that she intends to give a truly reprehensible eulogy. She'll be openly shitting on both of my grandparents. They didn't have a perfect marriage. They weren't perfect people. But they were my people. Some of my only people on bad days.

A funeral is not for airing your grievances. It's for celebrating the life these people had. It's not for publicly admonishing the dead.

I'm afraid to go to this funeral because I don't know how I'll react to this eulogy. Or, rather, I'm afraid because I know how I'll react. My blood is boiling and I can feel the unbridled rage churning in my stomach. I'm going to snap and it's not going to be pretty.


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196,105 I haven’t gone out for a drink with friends in 9 years! It’s either bc I’m broke, or bc I don’t have a babysitter, or bc I don’t have a dd.  I haven’t REALLY wanted to until recently bc my friends and i have a lot of celebrating to do, but I have to keep turning them down. I feel like shit. Back to cooking dinner and talking to kids.


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196,101 Don’t get the hype about having babies and being pregnant. You look weird, and kids suck
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