I can't stand my wife.  But I love her body. Which makes me foolishly back down from my principles and forgive her self centered ways.  Just so I can fuck her.  Now it occurs to me that maybe it's not her body I love.  Maybe I love any naked woman's body.  I'm going to find out.

I sent the papers out today.
Sorry, you should have called. I gave you every opportunity but, nothing.
Stupid.

Enjoy ... nothing but love, nothing but love.

i love you,i want you,but you never want to be married or have children. your a confirmed bachelor,and you won't change. so i'm your best friend,and i bet it will not change until i make myself leave

I'm not sure I'll ever be anything more than what I am right now.

About 7 months ago I simply stopped paying my credit cards, even making just above minimum payments was killing me and barely put a dent in the principal owed, I came to the conclusion that with this outstanding debt I could never secure financing or any kind of debt consolidation loan, and forget about securing a mortgage, so screw it! damned if you do, damned if you don't.....my secret, everyone thinks I'm financially secure and have all this accrued savings and wealth, I don't know why but they do, I'll be so embarrased if this ever gets out.

I tell myself I'm ok with the way it ended. But I don't think I am. I try to convince myself that I can do this, that I can get over him and move on. Everyone tells me its better this way, that I deserve better and someone right for me will eventually come along.  

I hope someone does. But where am I going to find this special someone? I thought I had found him :( I just wish I didn't love him so damn much.

To my ex-wife:

Do you have any idea how fucked up you are? Flooding the house, hiding raw meat behind the refrigerator? Don't you realize that the reason I left you is the same reason you have no friends?

You are a sociopath! Really, you have neither compassion nor the capacity to feel guilt. Don't you wonder why your "friendships" don't last?

Often, when one half of a couple tells the other that they need help, it's meant to hurt. In our case, it was truly meant to help...I hope you get it; life's too short.

When I give my husband oral sex, I believe I can tell if he has ejaculated recently by the taste and texture of his semen. Weak tasting watery semen is new.  Strong musk flavored and thick is old.

If ever he went away overnight on a trip, when he gets back, his semen better be strong and thick!

I'm sad and lonely.  I try to keep busy so I don't think about how much you hurt me everyday.  When worst comes to worst I watch porn so that I can at least get the urge to masturbate which makes me fall right to sleep...it's too hard to fall asleep unless I do.

While I'm sleeping I can't think about you, can I?  

It's just easier that way.

I need to stop being so open and truthful with men I date. They think it's cool that I am attracted to women and have been part of a swingers group before. They think they want that so we'll have kinky sex, but when it comes down to being serious they can't trust me. I could possibly cheat on them with a guy or a girl..that would mean... everyone! Nope, I don't cheat on my man. It's better to keep some secrets.

MS you haven't been on the computer since forever, I'm afraid to text you because I don't think you'll respond.. and that would make me unbelievably sad.

I am envious of men who have wives posing naked on the internet.  You are the luckiest fellows in the world. My wife has trouble being naked in the shower.

I'm Afraid Of Losing All My Friends And That I'll Be Stuck With No Job Or A Place To Live For The Rest Of My Life And That Im Never Going To Meet Someone Special.

I will marry late. In fact I would rather not marry but I want to leave my belongings to my biological offspring(s) and  I do not want any of my kids to be bastards (as in born-to-unmarried parents). This means that, unless, God helps me, I am likely to marry some women who has slept with lots of guys! Good Lord, I really hate to even think about it.

i HATE when my friends lie about things to try to seem cooler or to make up stories. i rather hear about things that are true. for fiction i watch tv...and when we talk about games or something and they say theyve played  and are rly good and theyve never played it, or maybe once. and they try to be part of a convo im having..its annoying. stick to what you know please

it made me so happy to hear that your and for girlfriend havent had sex yet,
like i love you, who you really are becuaase you are the cutest person ive ever known.

(L)ckk

I'm lonely.

i love being with him it makes me feel so happy
whenever we talk it brightens my day but sometimes
im to afraid to talk to him first. we are like
bestfriends people say that it seems like he likes
me but i don't believe. im like in love with the
kid and just wish he would feel the same life bugs.

i dont know why but i sometimes feel like im on a secret reality tv show or something and all cameras are on me. and im always being watched 24/7 and people are watching me through thier tvs. because of this i sometimes am afraid of masturbating or when i do it, it feels weird. and taking showers, and pooping, and peeing, and typing..like even typnig this. what if i am and they drug me or something?? i feel like no one else thinks as well. how can someone else have thoughts? lifes wierrrddd

just now i saw a tiny first star in the sunset skies.
Then i whispered for the first time in 15 years since being a silly wistful teenager:

i wish i may
i wish i might
have the wish, i wish tonight.

... and then i wished for you.

I had another dream about you last night.  God lord, I've known you since you were 12 and I was 27!  It's 10 years later now, and you're smart, totally sexy, cute, and sassy.  But I just can't help but feel that the "little sister" thing you had towards me when you were a kid is now just a cover for a real attraction, and I kind of feel it back, too.  It's like we have a deep mutual respect and liking for each other.  You have your boyfriend and I have my wife now, but wouldn't it be funny if somehow in the future we got together?  The only problem I'd have with that is, how do you bone a woman you've known since she was 12 years old, even if she is hot as shit?

i steal a lot but i only steal from stores because i feel stealing from people is worse because the victim loses something but stores have tons of supplies...i just dont like to let go of my money. especially when its so easy. lately i stopped stealing tho. i hope i never get caught my parents will kill me

I think I've perfected jerking off.  I'm surprised I haven't jerked it clean off yet.

why did you have to take her back.
seriously, why.
she's just a drunken fool.
& im just a fool for you.

Guys are pigs, horny dirty pigs.  I would know, I'm a guy!  Most of my friends are women, and the good Lord knows I lust for all of them.  But, I know the shit that us men put them through.  I hear all the stories, all the dumb pick-up lines, all the outfits we wear at clubs to make us "stand out" or look cool...  I've been on a mission, and my crusade has re-newed 2 days ago!

I'm usually on the train or on a busy street in Chicago.  I notice all the hot women.  However, I'm not eye raping them.  I look at them and I SAY "my gosh shes beautiful... look at those eyes... look at those legs, look at that butt"  But, my thoughts end there.  Others probably VISUALIZE far worse than the words in my head.  Some even have the balls (nerve) to come up to your faces and not say anything, but look you up and down and lick their lips.  

This has to stop.  

If I'm on the train, I'll get up pretending the next stop is mine.  I'll purposely stand in the guys line of sight.  What they don't know is my stop aint till 5 more!  So the guys are stuck there staring at my ass, or at my crotch.  They can't exactly move to adjut their view w/o being super obvious.

If they're standing up, I'll stand right in front of them so they're not licking their lips in front of you.  So I did two things, I block the morons from overtly drueling, and I save the woman from being weirded out.

If I'm on the street, and behind a hot girl (I won't deny I'm also probably checking out their asses), and you're walking towards her, I'll stare you down as if I'm telling you "WTF are you staring at you sick fuck!?"  It sometimes works, they notice me staring at them and quickly look away.

Anyway, guys disgust me, especiallly the ones that are very overt with their behavior.  I'm glad I am able to "sheild" the ladies from perverted and deviant eyes.  

Geez, at least when I do it I take quick glances and THINK IN MY HEAD "damn, shes hot!"  Not go up to you, lick my lips and smile at you.  WTF is wrong with ppl????  Men... er... males really wonder why they can't get any?

I worry about crazy things.  I get myself worked up usually over nothing.  Like once I went to work and suddenly was worried I left the teapot on the stove in my apartment with the burner on.  So I went all the way home to check.  The burner was not on.

After doing enough of these type of things, I eventually developed a new problem.  I doubt everything I say.  Even if it is true.  My friend will want me to meet him at 7:00.  Normal people would go with that.  Not me.  I have to call him a few times to make sure he said 7:00.

I am messed up.  In an another hour or so I'll probably wonder if I remembered to post this secret.  If you see it listed again, sorry about that.

L
None of us understand why you left the way you did. We were all so close once, and then nothing. I heard something pretty bad happened to you. That made me sad. Both because you've been suffering, and because of the person you chose to tell.
You ignored my attempt to reconnect with you. We don't even know if you're ok. I wish you'd make an appearance, even just once, to put our minds at rest.

Sometimes I feel sorry for my lesbian friend... women can be such passive-aggressive game playing bitches.  I'd rather deal with men's shit anyday!

You are the one for me, I am hoping I am the one for you. Fall in love with me...please.

You're a shit friend and you don't even see it. I'm deleting you. Really.

I want to return my empty cans to the store for the refund. That's right, I want all those damn 5 centses! I've seen how clerks treat those "can return" people though. I don't have the guts to claim what is rightfully mine, so I just put them out in the alley for the bums to grab.

It seems minor perhaps, but things like my unclaimed deposits & lapsed coupons make me feel like I haven't got control financially, and am nickel and diming myself into a broke and friendless old age.

I bought a big jar of chocolate Quik & keep it at work for when a hot drink is in order. However making the water in the 4-century old microwave waaay down the hall is too much bother so on occassion I eat a spoonful of powder right out of the jar. OK, several spoonfuls. I am such a secret pig. I look so demure and organized but I do gross things like this. It seems minor, but I hate myself for these disgusting lapses. That being said, i want a fix of choco-dust right now.

You know those vending machines with the coils that rotate and push your selection forward so it drops to the bottom where you then push the flap and grab it?  Well when I was a geek in college, we would get 4 guys together and pick up the machines and turn them over and over to make the items come out.  We must have stolen hundreds of dollars worth of goodies.  Whenever I see one of those machines, like here in the office, I laugh to myself.

I was once sitting at conference table having a meeting with my boss and  a client when the boss reached over and started sipping my coffee.  I think it was an accident.  But I was half shell shocked and half disgusted and half worried about embarrassing my boss in front of the client, so I didn't say anything.

Still not sure that was the right thing to do.  I feel wimpy for not speaking up.

you knew way too much to act like that. i shouldn't have trusted you, obviously, but stll, i thought we were at least friends. Now i understand. thank you.

I want to treat my boyfriend. I pick up the tab often. Not just because it's fair, but I want to. But he makes 4X more than I do! A few vid rentals here, some wine there, a serving or two of Moons Over My Hammy at Denny's and I'm fucked! I wish I was way more awesome, financially speaking.

So you're finally getting married?  That's nice.  I also think it's great that it took you to age 33 to get married.  I mean, most total hotties like you get married much younger, so why did it take you this long?  Was there something you were hiding about yourself, maybe after all that fucking you did you picked something up you couldn't get rid of?  

Of course, that fucking never included me.  (I should probably be thankful for that now.)  I was just the nice, smart guy who was a "friend" and nothing more.  Not that you didn't mind describing to me in detail the blowjobs and the sex.  Do you know what that does to a guy who wants you?  It wasn't very nice of you.  But I think I got my revenge now.

More than anything, I want a bidet!!!!!  After sex, I hate jumping in the shower and getting my whole body wet.  Usually it's late at night and taking a shower wakes me up.  I don't want to be awake.  I want to basque in the afterglow as I drift off to sleep. A bidet would be perfect!  My birthday is coming up.....

Yeah, the temptation to fuck around and get some strange is there.  The two women sitting near us at that table during lunch - both of them would have sucked my cock dry.  I'm sure that married girl with the huge tits sitting behind you would have been up for some play, too.  But then I look at you... you're just my best friend... you're too real to me.  Who are those other sluts?  I don't know.  A blowjob is not worth losing you.

My wife lies to me so often.  She doesn't see that this will be the end of us.  If someone in a relationship cheats, okay, we can talk about it and decided if the love is still there.  If someone is depressed, we can seek out counseling.  If we are broke, we can get 2nd jobs.

Whatever comes up, it is workable --- except lying.  Once lying becomes the norm, no more discussion is useful because I have no idea if what I'm being told is the truth.  That's it. The relationship is over.

She is blowing this big time.

i just emailed my wife a link to a group of guys that do gangbangs for vacationing women.  hope it works out.  sounds weird, i know, but i think i get off on the fact that she's super sexy and this will be a treat for her.  wish i could be there to fuck her too...

My ex is coming to town July 4th weekend.  My wife is going to a beach house that same weekend with her girlfriends.  Hmmmmm.  The ex wants to have dinner.  The wife is away.  I know where this is going.  I see it happening.

My secret:  I told the ex I wouldn't be around that weekend.  Game off.  I don't always get along with my wife, but I will not cheat, even if it would have been so easy.

I secretly want you to tie me down and have sex with me.  I hope I get up the nerve to tell you.

Why do you lie to me so often? Keep it up and you will destroy our relationship. Like you are doing right now.

I broke it off with my live-in girlfriend and THEN I lent her $1500 so she could get a new apartment.  OK, at first glance, I'm an idiot.  Why would she pay me back after I dumped her?

But that was my point exactly.  I didn't think she was a good person.  I would certainly pay someone back if I borrowed money.  But I pretty much knew she wouldn't, even though she kept insisting she was not that kind of person.

Guess what?  She never paid me back.  She sold her soul for $1500.  And she lost someone with great husband potential.  

I'm married now.  All is well.  She is still single and over 40 and fatter than ever.

That's karma babe.

It sucks that for months now from the moment I open my eyes I am already behind and my day is hooped. Playing catch-up 24/7!!

Maybe this is why people just start staying in bed. Surely things will work themselves out eventually. I would like to hit the snooze button for the next 3 years or so.

Today on my lunch break I hurried past the rows of cosmetics, hair stuff, fashion trinkets and condoms to the junk food aisle, where I bought $13 worth of the reason I don't use any of those other aisles.

A pregnant woman my age just walked by. Her face radiated a serenity I will never feel. I don't want children but that in itself is one of my symptoms. Things seem far from my reach. What is this shadow that matches me step-for-step? I am only held together with tape...and one day soon i know i will come apart...

I am really starting to lose respect for my friends...and some of my family, too.  Most of them are pretty smart cookies - either college-educated or streetsmart or both.  But I am constantly receiving forwarded emails from them about urban legends.



Bill Gates is giving away his money!



Don't microwave your food in plastic containers!  



Gas out on May 15 - gas prices will drop overnight!  



Don't respond to IMs from such-and-such...he is a murderer who has killed 56 women so far!



Don't flash your high beams at a car without its headlights on - it's gang initiation and you will be murdered!



No matter how many times I tell them to check this information out before passing it on to 50 other people, and send them links disproving said information, they continue the hysteria.  Jesus, Mary and Joseph, people.  Europeans are bred to question, analyze and be skeptical.  Americans....baaah, baaah, baaah...SHEEP.

I wanna fuck 4 of my best friends.  In one way or another, they have the best tits, ass, face, and body.  I've come so close to making a move, but I know I'm not even their types... I think.  I doubt I'll try, I don't wanna risk the friendships.  

But damn, I wanna fuck all your brains out!

Failure becomes me.

I just came back from an interview... The girl interviewing me had the most sexy hands.. all I did was picture her rubbing all over with her hands.. me sucking on her fingers... her fingernails digging on my back when I am making her cum... I want a second interview... maybe this time I can take her on her desk...

This is going to sound so lame and pathetic, but I need to do it, so here goes...
L--
I don't even know if you'd remember me now. I can't even remember when we last spoke, I know we haven't spoken at all this year. You just disappeared and I have no idea how or why that happened. I hope you're okay. I remember one drunken night you told me I was your first 'gal crush'. You were my second love [told you it would be pathetic]. I kept all your emails to me so I have a reminder that someone, once, at least said they loved me even if they didn't mean it. I keep thinking I should email you to check if you're okay, but I'm too much of a coward to do that. If you read this and know it's for you, please let me know that you're still alive, even if you hate me, or at least tell one of our other friends that you're okay.
-LL

I have taken off the blinders,your not good for me****
C`EST LA VIE
F/42

I finally did it about a month ago. I cheated on my wife after 13 years of marriage.

I met this woman in a class that I was taking and it was an immediate attraction, from my side that is and come to find out, she had one for me. I finally got an opportunity to ask her and she accepted my offer, after a little proding.

She is incrediblily hot, sexy and can kiss like no other woman I have ever been with. Her body is perfect and her smile, her kiss and her touch melt me. When we made love, I was in another world. She is awesome in bed and just kissing her makes my head spin.

I have really fallen for her. I can't get her out of my mind. I am thinking about her constantly. But I must control my emotions. I cannot screw up my marriage as there is way too much money on the line and the kids. Money from my business and her inheritance is well over 30+ million. But then again, who says money makes you happy? The other woman makes me happy! I so want to be with her but I am afraid.

Walter

I can feel this way! Oh thank goodness, I was afraid I'd never again find someone who could make me feel this way. Whatever happens, thank you for reminding me that it can happen.

You are thin and cute with a great personality.  But what the heck is going on with your lower abdomen?  It looks like you have a bowling ball stuck in there!

Either you have a massive hernia or a tumor.  Either way you need to get that looked at and repaired.  It is a big turn-off!

I've got butterflies in my stomach. Oh, I don't want to say he's "the one" 'cause that'll only jinx it. This guy is fucking amazing.

When my wife returned from a two day business trip, she put all her dirty clothes in the hamper.  Nothing unusual about that, except she buried one dirty thong at the bottom of the hamper while everything else was left on top.  That's how I knew.  The beginning of the end.

I married a moron.

So what does that make me.

I want to cheat on my husband, but I don't know how to do it.  I'm a stay at home mom.  I only see other mothers.  I'm too afraid to place an ad online.  I am so willing to give this a try if only a man would approach me first.  Hey, if you see a lonely looking mother walking down the sidewalk today, say hello!

today i visited his webpage & there was this big blazing "I love you" message with my name on it. it thrilled me so much i've looked at it again about 30 times. a jolt went through my ENTIRE body~I felt like I was 17!

part 2 of this secret:

he's not someone i should be involved with and no one knows about him in my life. there's just too much risk associated with him. i realize this. i've wanted him for years and the chemistry's just so strong. he's younger than me, but when's the last time someone my own age made me feel like this? i deserve some attention.

[If you received a blank screen or other odd screens while trying to access this site, it was because the site was having tech problems all morning. Should be back to normal now.  Thanks for your patience.]

I'll let you go if that is what you wish, and give you all the space and time you need in life to figure out what you want. Hope you understand that it's not because I don't love you, but because I really do.

I'm hoping you're not as petty as that...but I'm afraid you are.

I've Got A Tiger By The Tail
You Know Who You Are****

I was doing this hot chick anal and got a slight whiff of her behind while doing it ... now every time I take a dump the smell reminds me of her. That's not a good thing.

i let a guy friend sleep in my bed cuz our drunk friend slept on the sofa bed. well all we did was SLEEP. atleast he did any way. omg he snored all night long and was trying to be sweet by spooning but snoring and havin stinky cigarette breath kept me away ALL night. the next morning i got up 2 hours b4 he did and every time i came back into the room it stunk like his BREATH! GROSS!!! i changed my sheets cuz they smelled so gross. dirty socks, cigarettes, and morning breath. he wont be sleeping in my room EVER AGAIN

I want my cousin to marry her skinny, nerdy boyfriend.  I mean...he's cute and sweet and adorable...and he does the NICEST things for her.  Everyone in the family LOVES him and tells her how lucky she is.  But I was to marry someone HOT and SEXY and MANLY.  That way, I'll look better.

You say you won't stop being nice. Let's not pretend the nicest thing you could do for me is to keep holding me on a string.

Am I the only person who's sick & tired of hearing about breast cancer?  

Folks, it's not the only disease around, nor is it the worst.    

How about walks & other stuff for spinal cord injuries, or mental illness?

Whoops, I'm sorry - those causes aren't as sexy, are they?

I take Nyquil even when I am not sick.  I like feeling groggy while watching scary movies.

I can't afford to waste any more time and the odds on this are really long.  But on the off chance that it could work?  I almost have to risk it.

I wish I could be more patient instead of always trying to skip to the back of the book to see how it's going to end.

when i was 15.. or 14, i forget. i was high and got raped by one of your econ class mates. i hate him for it.

I don't know why, but i really wanna bang Diana

im going to miss you guys.... all my friends back home n everyone else and everything i did and all the memories. if only i could say i was lieing.

Emotional abuse has only been phase 1.  Get ready for phase 2.

Hint: Look out your window.  Isn't WiFi wonderful?

I want you to tell me that you need more.

I read those emails you sent me.
I shouldn't have. They made me cry.
I really miss you.

i wish i could just hug her for ever and cry.
too bad that'll never happen =(
it doesnt look like i care to people...
but thats ALL i care about really...
i always seem cheerful and happy
but for real im just hiding my true feelings.
when i see her i hold in the tears..like i am right now
i see her all happy and stuff and wonder if she cares at all...

oh well...

lost 20 pounds, (185-165 - size 14-size 10 in less than 4 months) stopped dieting TOTALLY for the last 4 months.

went back to get weighed in today and i only gained 4 back - woo-hoo!
and i just started my period today!!

so i'm back on the diet tomorrow and am going to lose that 4 and then 10-15 more and then i will be SKINNY!!

and it's all healthy and i'm not starving myself and i'm THIRTY SIX.

don't give up folks, it's easy to do and cheaper than buying groceries and trying to figure out how to do it yourself.

have you called J---Y yet?

CALL! it works!
of course, you can't cheat, but it WORKS!!!!!!!

woo-hoo!!

I just realized - you only pay attention to me on days when I look really hot.  You only want to kiss me when I'm showing cleavage and wearing 4 inch heels.  You're only nice and sweet to me when I barely talk to you and shake my ass in your face at your desk...bending over and leaning out the window to give you a good view.

You told me you loved me.  You fucking liar.  You love the way I look.

Damn it's gunna be hard to give you up.

I actually make wishes on stars, throw coins in a fountain, do nice things for people in hopes that good karma will finally find my way. What is ironic is the nastiest people are always the ones who seem to win.

I secretly hope that his girlfriends find someone else, or drop off the face of the planet so I'm his best choice, so he can finally wise up.

I wish someone would care enough to make me choose.

I am not having relations with anyone else besides you. I never said since when.

Unless i have an engagement ring or make a verbal commitment I have a right to do what ever i want. I will do my best  not to hurt anyone in the process. If you ask I will tell you.

My children used to take baths every other night - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, etc. But after years of this schedule, my tired brain would become confused. Is tonight bath night?  Did they have one last night?  All the days were a blur and I couldn't remember anymore.  That's the darned thing about defining a week to have 7 days.  On one week bath night will fall on a Monday, but the next week, it won't be on a Monday.  Ug!

So for the past year I've been using a new plan.  Bath night is on the odd days of the month.  1,3,5, etc.

Worst case is they end up taking baths two night in a row in months with 31 days.  That's not such a bad thing anyway.  

My problem is solved and my head doesn't hurt from trying to remember if it's bath night!

i have a boyfriend, he rarely calls when he says he's going to call, we only get to see eachother once a week at most. he doesn't even really show that he loves me except by saying "i love you" i just sit around most of the time hoping and hoping things will go alright and i'll get to see him on a day where he's actually not busy, because that's when everything's great. when we're together, nothing goes wrong, he shows me he loves me, and don't be thinking it's because we're having sex, no we don't have sex, he doesn't even try to do ANYTHING AT ALL. it's great .. the secret is.. i don't really want to be with him anymore but i'm scared to break up with him because what if something eventually good comes out of this or maybe no one else will like me .. why can't he just be like how he used to be???

I just don't think I want to be alive anymore

So much for thinking that you really cared...

My wife's latest best friend will no longer speak to her.  The best friend before that will also no longer have anything to do with her.  My wife's two sisters no longer want any contact.  My wife was fired from her last two jobs.  My poor sweet teenage daughter has cried so many times after talking to her mother.  And I am exhausted trying to explain to my wife that she does things which are unfair to me and everyone else in the world.

Her response?  

She will happily tell me how I have fucked up our marriage.  She will tell my daughter what her issues are.  She says her employers were jerks.  Her sisters were always out to get her.  Her best friends are nuts.

We are all screwed up and my wife is perfect.

In two more years, my daughter is off to college.  When that happens, I am outta here!  My wife will die a bitter and lonely old shrew.  I almost feel bad for whoever gets buried in the same graveyard.

I have gone back to stores where my husband bought a present for me because I wanted to see how much he paid for it.  LOL!

by the time I was 30, everyone of my close friends had an abortion. some of them had two. i was the only one I knew who didn't have any. i found it wasn't hard at all to avoid pregnancy. i'm not sure i understand why my friends let it happen. i know that is a dangerous thing to say, but my gosh, it makes me think somewhere in their minds they wanted it to happen.

My God you are scary selfish.  I have no doubt that if ever you needed a kidney, bodies would start washing ashore missing a kidney.

I am at the highest level in my organization. I never dreamed that I would be in the income bracket where I currently reside, nor that I would have the commensurate responsibilities (or the loss of sleep associated with them).  

My Secret: in my 20s I jerked off at least once a day. In my 30s I slowed down, but sill 4-5 times a week; at 40, I am still going at it pretty regularly...  

I think it helps, I am a lot calmer, not nearly as distracted as others, and I don't get embroiled in any of the bullshit that has crushed other promising careers... You would be amazed at what some men are willing to risk (career, marriage, family) for sex.  It is a lot easier to not be tempted, when you have just jerked off.  

As you become more successful in your career, it is easier and easier to get laid.  Women get bolder and more aggressive. Maybe it is an alpha male thing being the boss, or the fact that I have a lot more disposable income, or even just the fact that I am very confident and am no longer shy. While not rude, I definitely give off the impression that I could not care less if you are the hottest chick in the room.  They come like bees to honey.

Save yourself a lot of other hassles, and rub one out every now and again.  Who knows, you might even enjoy it a little.

I consume large quantities of chocolate when I'm by myself.  I mean, pounds of the stuff.  No one else knows this about me.

I always wait for your call. It never happens though.

There is no reason I should be torn between my boyfriend and the best sex there is, but I am.

There shouldn't be a difference to begin with.

I often wish I could give my wife a time-out.