I could have done so much better!
She treats me like shit.
She says I am a mean and cruel person because I have the guts to stand up to her bullshit and tell her the truth.
She prides herself on always saying the truth and runs me into the ground every chance she gets. I am not perfect but I am trying to be a better person and address my flaws. I am only human. She is so horrible to me.

We were doing so much better until her unbridled anger tainted the entire last week of our summer. She acts like a spoiled brat with  mental illness.

Secrets: I am having two affairs.One with a woman the other with a man.
I am only staying with her for the sake of our son.
I constantly booby trap her to make her life more difficult.

DJ says he'd be completely stoked if me and her got together.

But my eyes are bipolar, it's like I see her different every day.

If we started going out, I'm worried I'll hate her on somedays.
But, if we didn't, I'm worried I'll still like her on some.

I just stopped going to my part-time job. Just stopped. I couldn't bear the thought of going any more.

It's the first truly rebellious, against-the-rules, will-get-me-fired thing I've ever done in my life.

I can't decide if I'm a little proud of myself or disappointed in myself.

I am a senior in college now.  Here's a secret to every one of you that just dropped off your daughters at college.  A little booze and a little schmooze and your daughter is mine.  Like fish in a barrel:)

I don't want to go to work tmr.

I love my husband. I'm worried I'll lose him too early. I wish I knew the future.
My secret- if I am destined to be alone I hope my best friend will still be there.

I am so, so, so, so happy you are coming home!







Thank God.  I have missed you terribly.  You make me laugh.  *This is possibly the best news of the summer.*

I hate ketchup.

I'm a nice guy. Good looking, lots of money and loves kids.

You know what I'm gonna do tonight?

Go out for pizza by myself.

Enjoy your bad boys.

I say mean things to you because I want to hurt you. Why would I want to do that to someone I truly care about? Because you don't give me the response I want. I hate leaving things unresolved. I really do want the best for you though.

In just about every relationship I have been in I have been cheated on by my girlfriend of the time. I wondered for a long time if it was something I did to make them cheat or if I was just good at finding the girls that are cheaters. In any case I have found a girl that I have clicked with on a whole different level then I have ever clicked. The bad part is I am starting to see some of the same actions in her that I have seen in the girls in my past. My secret I really do love her unlike the other girls who I just said it to and was lieing and it would kill me inside if she cheats on me.  I don't think I could muster the courage to ever date again EVER!
M/30

I wonder if President Obama has affairs?? Damn, I wish I could sleep with him. He's so sexy. I'm just saying....

I automatically think less of people who go tanning regularly. I don't understand why they have to be tan all year round and why they dont just go outside like a normal person.

I wish I wasnt falling for you the way I am! We have two dffernt perspecives on relationships, and the reason we can be together. But Idk what id have to do to change your mind about that. But when I find out, thats my plan.

I go to work plastered everyday off vodka and cranberry juice. I hope no one smells it on me when I walk into my office.

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I just saw a video that a friend sent me.  It exposed something very intimate about him.  Something that I would think I would never see about him.  He wanted to know how I felt about it.  It told him.  I have mixed feelings it turned me on yet revealed something that I probably would have never seen or would have in a different space and time.  But I told him about my feelings ~ I'm waiting to hear from him now.  I don't think I have ever said what I said to a friend before.  Now I wonder if our relationship will be different.  God knows I will be thinking of different ways to do him yet still maintain my platonic relationship ~ damn, I miss the innocence.

We bailed out the auto companies and now General Motors is investing $300 million in a new factory in China.  See how that worked?  We bailed them out with the hopes of saving American jobs and they turn around and invest in China.

I'm beginning to think Osama Bin Ladin called it right.  We are a bunch of self serving immoral greedy sluts.

i havent paid any credit cards in 8 months...i just cant ...i dont know whats gonna happen.


secret..as  long as they do take me to jail or garnish my wages ..i dont givve a fuck

It annoys me that every new construction project has to make doorways wide enough for wheelchairs. They need to put in ramps too. Also special parking. In ancient times if you couldn't keep up with the tribe, you'd get eaten. This was survival of the fittest. It's what made humans stronger. These days we spend an unbalanced proportion of public money on the disabled. It's not fair. It will end up maker us weaker and bring us all down. Try saying this in a crowded room. They'd throw me out. But after I'm on the curb, the same group of people will go back to their conversations about taxes being too high. Dopes.

Okay, here I go again.I'll pick myself up.
Try again.
Perfection is imposable.
But I'll be happy to die trying.
I will be that straight A college student
Bubbly,
helpful,
kind,
thin,
non-cursing,
prim and proper
cookie baking,
eco conscience
not-a-spot-on-my-cloths-or-blemish-on-my-skin
accepting
paitent
loving
ray of sunshine.   
                     If it kills me.

I work for the juvunile justice system. We always provide informational literature about STDs to our youth.  Many  of the kids I see have an STD.

I think if STD literature provided color pictures of these diseases
it would catch these kids attention.

Look at a dick full of herpes! Look at pictures of a vagina with
genital warts!

That would certainly catch peoples attention and make them use condoms
each and every time!

People every where, young or old! ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM!

My family went on a week long beach vacation with another family we have known for a number of years. I ended up doing all the cooking and all the cleaning while the other family put their feet up. They even had the nerve to ask me to get things for them..."while you are up, could you get me another beer?" While I am up? When was I ever sitting down?

I thought these people were my friends. But they acted terribly. I would never go on vacation with them again. I doubt I will ever have contact with them again. It just goes to show, you never really know who people are on the inside. People pretend to be something they are not. But they can only do it for so long until the truth comes out.

Ewww, they disgust me now. How awful they were!!

Jennifer. I thought about you this morning.  Not about the good times, or about how I miss you (because I don't).  I thought about just how much I hate your fucking guts.  I hope your plain crashes.  I don't care about the other people on it.  I know when you're leaving and I will be sending every single ounce of negative energy I can muster your way.  I'm not stupid, I don't think I can make your plain crash, but I truly hope every second of your trip and the rest of your life is pure misery.  Fuck you, you stupid selfish whore.

I think public toilets should be designed as a small one person room. You go in and do your thing. Then when you leave, the door locks shut and an automatic sprinkler system turbo washes the interior for 30 seconds. Next the hot air blowers blast it dry like at the car wash. The end result is a sparkling clean bathroom ready for the next use.

My secret thoughts make me lonely.

My entire existence is about having sex. I would rather have sex than eat or sleep. I don't concentrate at my work because I am thinking about how to next have sex. When I walk down the street I'm staring at women's boobs or crotches. Christ, I will help an old lady get something heavy off a store shelf and wonder if she would have sex with me. I'm talking about a 70 year old wrinkled hag. I'm as fucked up as someone can get.

Every time I've been with a guy, I've cheated on him.
But this guy is different - I promise.
I will become a better person.

I hope you don't find your wallet

I believe people involved in local politics are evil.

i love her but i fear she doesnt feel the same.

When I was 15 I jerked off in a sleeping bag while on a camping trip with 30 other kids laying on the ground around me. The next morning I could feel them looking at me. I think they knew. They must have heard me. I was mortified. That was over 10 years ago and if there's one thing I could do over in my life, that would be it.

He's a professor. He's really talented, and really smart, and really into the field he studies. He's passionate about his work. He's very professional.

That's why I admire him.

He is also very religious. He is a devout Catholic, and it seems like everything he touches has something to do with Jesus and God and Mary and all the other nice characters in the bible.

I thought that when he graduated a few years ago from school, my chance was over. I've never held a conversation with him but I've seen him demonstrate his work several times, and every time I was just speechless. He never ceased to amaze me. When he came back to visit after he graduated, I would follow and wait like a dog, without him actually noticing or realizing what I had been doing. I would watch from afar just to get to know something more about him, so that I could understand him better. But I could never touch him. I could never talk to him. I was afraid what he would think. So that was it.


But...this year, the God and Jesus that he adores gave me a second chance by putting him in front of me again.







So I ask of God, Jesus, and whatever else out there we believe to be is looking out for the rest of us beings. If you put him back in front of me for a reason, please, please let it work out. Give me the strength to talk to him, and give me the chance to be able to leave an impression. Please let me shine a bit more so maybe he'll notice me in a way that other people don't see me as.
Because in reality, I know that I have a lot to work on. I really do. But I also know under all of that, I have all the love in the world to spill on the one person who doesn't even knows it exists. So please, let me have a chance. I promise that my intentions are only good. I promise that I'm nothing like people think I am, and I just want him to understand, so he could give me a chance.

I want to believe in God
I want to believe in love
I want to believe in me.
and I want to believe that you love me.
I want to believe I have a chance.
I want to believe I'm worth it.
I want to believe I'm worth something.
I want to believe . . .

Too bad I don't.

T, I still love you so very, very much. I am extremely sorry for everything. I am happy that you found a life and a person you love and deserve. Selfishly I wish we could have grown old together, but the life you chose was the best decision. You are an absolutely beautiful, fun, smart, and unique woman, and a day doesn't go by where I don't wish I could just sit down and listen to anything and everything that is on your mind. You are so special, I miss you more than you will ever know, and I will always lovingly adore everything about you.J.

I am in love with one of my close friends, I have never told him, but he was texting me again tonight and I can't stand it! I hope that he breaks up with his girlfriend and I leave my boyfriend and we move to the same city so we can finally be together. I hope that he feels the same way, but I am afraid to ask because of our circumstances.

I just wish I could be happy for more than an hour or a day or a week. Truly happy. I hate seeing you, knowing that your texting her at my apartment, telling her you will be with her soon!! Its not fair. I dont want you anymore! So why does it still bug me!!

UGH!

I'm so worried for him.
I just want everything to be OK. I want him to be successful and happy and for him to be totally accepted.

I would give up my entire future just to see him really have success. I love him that much.

Little brother, please don't give up. I need you to pull through.

I miss you ok? I just fucking miss you. I don't know why this feeling torments me so but I just miss you and want to be close to you. Romantically, I'm over you, but just in general I really miss you. Sorry if I am acting wierd. I know you can tell.

Holy shit this is exciting!!!!!   Guess what fucko...that $477,000 is GONE!!!! Mine, mine, miney, miney, mine, mine!! All mine! You will NEVER figure out where it went, who stole it, or how it just disappeared.

You embezzled it from the wrong people in the first place. Did you think they wouldn't notice? Those people live and breath money money money. Their great, great grand parents had it, their grand parents had it, their parents had it, and now they have it. Eventually their children will have it. Bad move dip shit. 100 years of money flowing through the blood of their family veins and YOU thought YOU could come along and quietly pinch a little piece off??? Sure its pocket change to them; but its grand larceny and embezzlement to the FEDS!!!!

If you had kept it all in the "electronic" paper world you might have had a chance. But as I was quietly watching you do this over the months, I spotted the fatal flaw and bladdow!! There it was, all in cash....HOW STUPID ARE YOU!!! You ARE A CPA!! And a certified financial planner!! What the fuck were you thinking!!!

Well, Mr 28yr old up and comer handling the big boy accounts; try to relax...the settlement request audit does not start until after the 7th of Sept. Maybe you can suddenly pull some monkeys out of your ass by then. And maybe those flying monkeys will loan it to you. More than a few has commented as to whether you seemed forthright and honest. Everyone always says sure, good guy, nice but his ego is a little ugly. And maybe sneaky too.

OOOOhhhhh.....did you here that last one? "maybe sneaky". That one WILL BE in a court transcript before Christmas!!

But you lacked PATIENCE!!!!!All that damn trouble you went  through smart guy...to then just leave it in your car trunk??? REallyy??? For 2 days while you were banging that secretary???? WHAT??!!! You treated those computer keys and codes like they were nitroglycerin and then converted to cash HERE in the U.S.?? And then just dumped it in a car trunk?? STUPID!!!!

I have never stolen a dime from this family or from any of its businesses. NEVER!!! 26yrs serving this family and their interest. So when I say its miney mine mine? That just means I have it. And will keep it for a while. I'll pay out of pocket to store and hide it until I can completely and utterly tie it to you in a way you cannot snakily bull shit you way out of.

I asked my man if he loved me and he said "hell no". He broke my heart again. I ask him if he misses me , and he says no. Is this right?

Im a Boss. and I like Disney channel

i poop

I have a girlfriend who i love very much and i am very happy with life. But i think about my ex a lot too. :(

I dont want to cheat on my husband i just want to a little i miss getting fucked and hes just not any good a being rough!!!

I want my dad to stop smoking. really bad.

I had this MASSIVE crush on this attorney in my office. One guy told me (without knowing I had a crush on this guy) that he was in the bathroom with my crush and my crush doesn't wash his hands. YUCK. Then this chick tells me at work (without knowing I have a crush on this guy) that this same attorney was walking out of the men's room the same time she was walking out of the ladies room, and that he had his finger so far up his nose it was unbelievable. I can safely say that the crush is over.

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I am a married man and I just had sex with another man. I let him fuck me and I loved it.

Hello,

Cheating is cheating.  My husband is upset because I have presented him with information to prove that he is cheating on me.  Guess what, with all of the notes and receipts that was presented to him, he pretended like I was crazy and like he did not know what I was talking about.  He is angry with me and threating to leave because I confronted him.  Honey, LEAVE, I will be better off without you!!  Best wishes to you and YF in Texas.  Its unfortunate that me have great wives and women and mess it up fooling around in the streets.

I am so lonely tonight, but I'm okay with that. I need to learn to be a stronger person.

People get what's coming to them. If you lie or you're doing something wrong, you're going to get caught. It's going to bite you in the ass.

Dear Boss Lady,
This is your hard working employee. Sooner than you think, your world will be crashing down. Thank you for fucking up so royally. And just to let you know, it's not just me that knows and will be bringing you down. You done messed up bad. Very very bad.

Communication is the key in any relationship!! If you have something to say to your spouse, tell your spouse.

Good.  The more you act like an asshole, the more I know I'm right in drawing away.

I am one of those people that knows everybody. I'm shy, but if I know you and like you, I use my connections to help you out. If you hurt me or my loved ones though...the reverse is true. Keep that in mind.

There should be a national holiday where you are allowed to beat your spouse.

friends are way more trouble than they are worth

The 3rd child is always the most difficult. Constant tantrums for attention.



I was a 3rd child.

It's very rare that I find myself good looking. Usually my style is about damage control.

But yesterday? I was hot. Smokin'. I should dress up more often.

My wife is well meaning but she is so 'in your face' all the time. Her new best friend and family returned home from a two week vacation yesterday. There was my wife waiting in their driveway with a prepared dinner. It's a nice gesture, but don't you think the friend would like to have at least a few hours home before having to socialize with my wife?

Problem is, if I try to explain this to my wife, she blows up at me. She says I am trying to interfere with her friendships. So I say nothing and let my wife deal with these self made awkward situations.

My wife goes through a lot of new best friends.

The office laser jet printer paper isn't very good at soaking up sperm.

My husband won't go down on me if there is lubricant down there. Sometimes the first thing he does is put a little lube down there. I know what it means. Nothing for me. It's depressing.

Sometimes my body makes me so happy.  I went the past week and a half without getting laid for one reason or another, I was supposed to start my period yesterday.  Yesterday was also the only chance I was going to get to get laid.  I pleaded with my body to put it off for one more day, I got my period this morning about 30 minutes after getting home from dropping him off.  Sometimes life is awesome!

I've busted a nut in about 10 women's asses and one dude's ass. It's the dude's ass I wank off to most.

I don't like when small children are near me. I worry they will say I did something I never did. Go away little brats.

I cheated on my husband once and only once. It was with my friend's husband. We ran into each other up at the Mall. We had a glass of wine. We flirted. A few days later he called my cell phone and asked me to meet him in a park after dark. I did. We talked for an hour, then kissed, then did the deed in his car. It was everything I wanted it to be. We never did it again although we remain good friends and I see his wife often. I think we wanted to get it out of our systems. We wanted to know we still were sexually attractive to someone else. I feel no guilt. I love my husband. I am not looking for a divorce. It was perfect and I am glad it happened.

I never should have married you. Big mistake.

I want to masturbate, but I'm on my period.  Damn!

There's this guy I had thought was cute and not too snarky.  After spending more time with him in our group, he's indeed very smart but kind of annoying and talks WAY too much.  The crush is gone.

While on my psychiatry rotation, I'm realizing that my mother fits the criteria for delusional disorder, and I'm scared I'm going to be that way too when I get to be her age.

12 year old girls walking around with lacy tops and exposed black bra straps???? What is wrong with you parents???? You want your daughters to be whores? You want them to be a sex objects? You are chubby mid life soccer moms who have lost the youthful sexy look, so you are living your life through these young girls.

You are fucking sick.

The story of the little girl that was kidnapped and then locked up and impregnanted and had 2 children by her kidnapper breaks my heart.  There is no pain enough for that man.  That little girl was probably raped since she was 5 years old and had to bare 2 children naturally...there is no pain enough for this man.  Not even being repeatedly raped for years, not being hog tied and stabbed slowly...nothing is enough.  My God I am disgusted by this story.

Im fed up
I am fed up of your behaviour. Think about me and stop being selfish.

I put on a nice face, but if you do not stop this behaviour I am going to leave for definite.

  I wish there was a service I could hire to test my wife. I can have a private investigator follow her around, but I want more. I want a trained professional to approach her and flirt and charm and coax her into doing something sexual. My guess is she'd do it.
  This isn't a bad thing. I want her to fuck someone else. I want to see the secret video of her sucking a guy off. I want to know she was fucked in the ass by a stranger. I want to know there is someone else's cum in her pussy.
  I would definitely pay money to have someone arrange for this to happen.

I go to a University that has hella dykes. Most of
them look like guys. They've even chopped their hair off! It's completely creepy! I always feel like they size me up. :/ Especially this one with short brown dreadlocks that are blond at the tips. She dresses like a guy, and I always feel like she's staring at me, and I get so unnerved...

And here's my secret: I think I like the attention.

And here's my other secret: I just masturbated to the mental image of her fucking me with a strap-on.

How sick is that?!

19/ heterosexual female

My daughter went to camp this summer. I didn't miss her one bit.

All the things said to me in confidence I have quickly shared with others. I suspect my friends do the same thing to me. It is understood. We pretend we don't know, but we do.

I wish we hadn't messed around.  I miss your stupid little sayings and the random conversations we had.  Go figure for it to be the guy that can't handle being a friend with benefits.  Seriously, it didn't have to ruin what friendship we had.

I think the first day of school is my fav day of the year. My head is filled with a desire to do well. I can't say this to my friends. They will think I am geeko extraordinaire. But know this, there are some young people in this world who love school.

I wish my wife and I were closer friends. Yes we are married.  Yes we sleep in the same bed.  Yes we have sex.  But I wish we were better friends.

it is very simple. my husband's job is to make money. my job is to smell tantalizing when he gets home. if more couples understood this basic rule, there would be far fewer divorces.

People, parking lots are not your personal space. You can't just double park in front of a store because you want to. The rest of us mere mortals can't get past you without driving into the oncoming traffic lane. But we should do this willingly so you don't have to walk a few extra feet to the store????? My God people are selfish!!!!

What's with all this Ted Kennedy worship? The woman died in that car accident. He walked away. He also was booted from Harvard for cheating. And he had his marriage annulled after having 3 kids.

Is this the role model you want for you own children?

I think all the politicos are afraid of pointing out this emperor had no clothes, literally.

I don't know what's worse-- the fact that I know that my crush and I are perfect for each other and I can't do anything about it, or the fact that he knows that we're perfect for each other, and he won't do anything about it.

f/18/ usa

I dont know how to tell people no. I let them walk all over me and take advantage of me. I've done things I am very ashamed of, and hurt others because of this.

One of my biggest fears is to be raped, but now that i think about it, its probably not even possible for that to happen to me, because after me saying no a few time and and putting up a fight i would just give up and let them have their way with me.

I pretend like I don't give a damn about you, especially after all you put me through, but the truth is I miss you horribly. I don't want you back, not after that, but I wish I had somebody to keep me strong during this hopefully brief adjustment period.

I feel like I wasted the last 10 years of my life trying to please my wife.  But I could never do enough to satisfy her. Here's a typical example. We recently had our wedding anniversary.  The kids and I bought her a few things like a sweater, a ring, earrings, and perfume.  We had fun shopping for the presents. We always have fun.

When the day comes and we give the gifts to my wife (and took her out to dinner), she had this fake smile. I could tell she was stewing. Later that night after the kids were in bed, my wife asks how much time I spent buying "that crap".  Then she wouldn't speak with me for a few days.

Note, she has never gotten me the simplest trinket for any of our anniversaries.  When did that happen by the way?  When did the wedding anniversary become like a second birthday for the wife?  Why is it all about her?  Why does she get rewarded for refusing to have sex for the entire year?

But anyway, this is how it has been for years and years. Nothing is good enough for her.  Not only that, she tries to make me feel like crap for even trying. Countless examples. Ug, she is a spoiled brat. I honestly hate her. Divorcing her is not enough. I would like to see something bad happen to her. I'd like to see her get hit by a bus and spend the rest of her life drooling and in diapers.  More than that, I'd like to see this bus accident happen on our next anniversary. That would be the best present ever.

Darling, honey, sweetheart... learn to spell. PLEASE. I love you, I do, and I miss you bunches... but you're only 16/17 and just went back in to high school after summer break. The least you can do, if you're going to tweet while in class, is show me some correct grammer and punctuation marks. I cringe when I read your tweets throughout the day. It angers me because you think it looks cool- and it really isn't. "Meh" is supposed to mean "me"? What, the h escaped from the alphabet and jumped there? Come on, babe, you're so much better than this. I'm afraid you're becoming a sterotype and I hate that.

If you haven't figured this out already, the only reason that we still talks is so I can get my laughs in for the day. Your crazy lies make me laugh. You're not going to impress me by lying and acting stupid. Plus I know that you're hiding something and honestly I don't give a shit anymore because you mean nothing to me. So you go ahead and spit your game to me but i'm only in it to laugh at your sorry ass.

I'm 27 grew up in a small town and everyone I went to school with is married and has a family of their own EVERYONE. I moved away to New York. I recently joined facebook and now have to face all these questions about why aren't I married? what am I waiting for to have kids?

The truth is I'm extremely needy and can't stand kids.

my wife recently started having chronic break outs of BV, and after using  prescriptions they usually return within a month or less. My girlfriend also gets chronic BV break outs. I think I may be passing it back and forth between the two

I'm @ IHOP. The young lady I'm with is beautiful. I don't think she realizes how I enjoy my time admiring her beautiful jawline, full lips, sweet saltry eyes and gorgeous hair. Her body was something I drooled over just a few years ago.

Tonight though, after a week-and-a-half of righteous sex, I'm going to walk her home and leave her w/ a dainty kiss on the check along with a few vocal sentiments meant only for her to hear. I wonder what her thoughts are...
-J

It's strange how I can meet the same person yrs ltr and they can be so different, but I can like them just as much. I don't think he evr knew how much I liked him; how I thought if I froze and suffered in the snow waiting for him I'd prove my submision to him. It scares me that I like him that much. I'm worried that it scares him. ~N

Haha. She's scared. I try to tell her and let her know that I feed off of that vulnerability. I think it's a turn-on. Yeah, N~ your submission is well scored. It's ok honey but just remember you're falling in love w/ a real monster- a diabolical slave.

-J

Oh shit...not again. Well, what the hell: I'm still down. I think he's sweeter than he realizes. The mask of ice is lucid. I can be more cold than him. ~N

I wish I could restart my life, and I hate myself for thinking that. I love my kids, I love my girlfriend, I'm probably happier than I've ever been, but I just want to restart it. My life has not turned out like I want it to. It feels so....bland most of the time. Fuck.

Destiny Bond. A bond that keeps us destined to each other.....WTF...who thought of this? Not me.... holy FUCK  A  DESTINY BOND. R.I.P PEACE DJ AM YOU TOO. Nearly a year after your death....RIP I thought I would've gone on first :)

You not only broke my heart, but also my confidence and self esteem. Now I think that no one will like me. :(

I wish that girl who was abducted for 18 years the best of luck for the rest of her life. Animals like that man  and woman deserve nothing better in life, than rotting in jail for the rest of their lives. Now its your turn to suffer assholes, thanks for stealing the life of an innocent victim....My secret...I'm a victim too of assholes like him... :(

My mother was buried two weeks ago.  She was such a bad mother that she was given no funeral, and there were no words spoken on her behalf.  She was then placed into the ground with no one around after the viewing.  No tears were shed.

I drove back to the gravesite before my 12 hour drive home, and wondered what will happen to my oldest brother responsible for this when he goes.  He should pray that his lazy-ass son has more compassion for his soul.

We all reap what we sow.

What would happen if good defeated evil? --->Heaven??? So say the religious... What would happen if evil defeated good? ----> -----> Hell??? So say the satanist. What do you call the in between? THE HUMAN RACE imo. Look at us, we are on a constant battle against ourselves. What path would we choose? What path would lead us to happiness? What path will help me get ahead? So many Fucking questions. The answer.....look within and you will find that answer which ultimately falls down to this------> Are you Good or Evil???

My measurements are, from top to bottom, 36-26-38.

I feel fat.

I HATE my boss. she's a condescending bitch who treats me like i'm 5. I'm 18, thanks, and i'm going to amount to A LOT MORE than a sushi waitress.

i can't wait to start my career. being a waitress blows so hard.