The reason President Obama is being criticized for speaking to school children is because he has engendered  an enormous amount of distrust among people.  They fear he is attempting to restructure our society in a socialist mode.  Many people feel they have no voice in Washington.  This is sad given the high hopes and expectations we had of this man.  The perils of arrogance.

I added a bunch of people as friends online so that I could add them to my family on Mafia Wars.  Just a bunch of strangers...for the sole purpose of doing better on the game.  No biggie.

I was accepting game gifts and one of the pictures caught my eye.  He looked like someone I went to high school with.  So I went to his profile.  It wasn't the guy I went to high school with, and he's actually about ten years older than I am.

He's not strikingly attractive.  But for some reason I was flashed with the mental image of this stranger completely naked and putting his cock in me.  I know that thinking of random women naked and banging them is what makes men tick...but as a woman, this is a totally new thing.  It wasn't even voluntary.  The image of this guy totally naked and lustily kissing me and banging me just randomly came out of nowhere.  His FaceBook picture is of him camping...so we were making it in the woods.

Of course I rubbed one off.

Now I feel dirty.  :-/

Last night I did some amphetamines and I think I had a mini stroke. I was too afraid to go to school today so now I'm in my room, terrified that my brain is bleeding and I'm going to die.

When I'm kneeling down next to you, I imagine how big your cock is...and me sucking on it, but I don't think it's a secret anymore...

YOU DONT LOVE ME. Stop saying you do. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME. You dont understand, that the last person who told me that hurt me more then you could ever know. I TOLD YOU A SECRET. BECAUSE U WANTED TO KNOW!!! and then you used it aginst me. What else is new? You don't love me. stop saying you do.

An acquaintance (sorta (girl)friend of mine) got engaged this weekend to a guy who's charming and super nice but extremely immature.  They are a cute couple but he's a little above her and she's a fatty (always on a diet).  I see him needing more time to sow his oats and her as just getting fatter and fatter after they get married and him cheating and then the cycle starts...

Why am I not happier for them both?  They live on Facebook and I think they just like the attention they get and this is really no milestone.

M, you're a cunt.  You flap your gums about "having a mental disorder." You don't have anything besides a low IQ and narcissism. I have bipolar disorder, it's nothing to be fucking trivializing. I will be living with this clusterfuck of instability for the rest of my life. Think (if you can) about how what you say will affect others. There are people like myself who struggle immensely with mental disorder, not to mention our families who must stand by and watch us go through this. Shut your god damn mouth, thanks.

I love a good sneeze.

I sense every time you say "Sorry" you are itching to say "Sorry but..."

I've been doing battle with a person in my town. The guy is an oaf, but because of political connections be runs a large part of the town.  And in my view, he screws it up big time.

I thought it isn't right and it isn't fair.  We can't let the bad guys control our lives. If we do, if we are complacent about it, we will be miserable now and even pay a bigger price later on.

So with this moralistic stance in my head, I gave him a hard time.  I'd ask him difficult questions in public.  I'd talk to people and spread the word about this guy's screw-ups. I'd send letters and emails to people.

And the whole time the oaf acted like Cool Hand Luke.  Nothing seemed to phase him.  He'd shrugged it all off. No matter how much I tried, I couldn't make a dent in his protective armor.  It was bugging me I couldn't strike a nerve with him.

But now I just found out he just left his wife.  She booted him from his house. He was physically abusing her behind closed doors.  I had made his life miserable in public, and while he was seemingly withstanding the pressure, he was then going home and slapping his wife around.

For the record I'm not pleased I potentially caused his wife to be beaten up. But in the bigger picture, it says something about humans.  You can't hide from yourself.  If you are a bad person, then you are a bad person.  You can fake it in front of the cameras sometimes.  But eventually the truth will come out.

Bad people beware. One way or another your nasty ways will bring you down.

Why can't they make men's suit pants that can be washed in a washing machine? I think it's a conspiracy with the dry cleaning industry.

Secret: A national health plan wouldn't work in this country. It is certainly needed and in theory I have no problem paying for it. But it wouldn't work because America is too corrupt.  Americans steal everything that isn't bolted down.  Can you imagine all the fake patients who would suddenly show up in the paperwork?  All the fake procedures. In France, national health works.  The French are many things, but they aren't corrupt.  Same with Canada.  But here in the US, too many people would find a way to squeeze a fortune out of this program - making the rest of us pay up.

I am an angry, angry person. I tell myself it's because I hate this city and miss my home. But if I were home, I'd probably just find something else to be angry about.

what's the point of enforcing seatbelt laws when the seatbelts in most cabs are purely decorative?

So I have this plan...
In about 7 months, my lease will be up at my apartment. This will be when I break the news, "I'm sorry babe, this just ain't workin' out for me." By this time, he will be sick of me too and there won't be any finances tying us together anymore. 8 months later, I will graduate. By then you and your girlfriend will realize that you're not right for each other, or she will cheat on you because she is young and stupid, and college towns are too small to get away with things like that. Of course, we will be there for each other through everything because that's what "friends" are for...but THEN I will confirm that I am indeed moving closer to attend graduate school. That's when we will finally be able to spend time together, get to know each other intimately and our story can unfurl. Until then, I will sigh each time you call, text, or e-mail, wishing there weren't so many obstacles. My hope is still intact, but my patience is waning.

Active imagination, or a true romantic at heart? I think a bit of both. ;)

she is beautiful, i wish people would fall in love with any gender and i wish i wasn't so shy around people that I really like

Your bizarre, misguided stupidity and this idea you have that you are DEAD RIGHT about everything are finally starting to wear me down.

Go ahead, drop me again. Next time I'm not coming back. You blew it.

I meet her at her job to take her out to lunch. We leave and park in some out of the way spot and we move to the back seat. I pull up my skirt, not wearing any panties, of course, and I'm her meal. She eats me out until I cum in her mouth. Then she straps on and fucks me hard, right there in her car. We fuck each other for the whole lunch hour. I kiss her goodbye, tasting myself on her beautiful mouth, and we make plans to meet for lunch again in two days. I can't wait...

28/married

Even though you fucked me over, I still think about you when I fuck my husband. That is fucked up, I know. I close my eyes, and imagine it's you that is inside me. I can see your cute face and when I look in his blue eyes, I see your dark brown eyes. I see your face in his when he is cumming inside of me. Yeah... you fucked me, but I'm still using you...

I am fucking an old boyfriend.... The boyfriend that popped my cherry
some 23 years ago. I've never gotten over him.

I am married with 3 kids.

F -33

i try to listen to my favorite band's advice about not letting people get to you and just tell them to go fuck themselves...


but truthfully, i can't do that.

how can i even call myself a fan?

I masturbate all the time...like till I'm sore, and then some

I don't even know why i talk to half of my friends

I like marijuana, and recently I did some magic mushrooms.  Both helped me resolve many, many, MANY psychological issues, particularly with my mom and some deep-rooted fears.  Drugs helped me, when after my whole life I was told that drugs were bad and wouldn't help me in anything.  Only bad people did drugs.

Guess I'm a bad person who used drugs in order to somehow better oneself.  It worked, and I don't plan on continuing to do them my whole life.  So I guess it works out.

I can't help but wrinkle my nose when I read newspapers about people being arrested for marijuana or given charges for it.  What a stupid thing to waste a charge and arrest on.

Everytime I flush the toilet I stand up, because I'm afraid of splash back.

I hope I see your fine, vanilla, dreamy self in the hallway tomorrow with that beautiful smile that you always flash at me and looking me up and down with those BEAUTIFUL blue eyes. If not, I'm going to be one dissappointed and cranky black bitch at work tomorrow!

The jig is up. We all know how you treat him. None of us like it, or you. You have worn out your welcome. You are a selfish attention whore who deals with her own eating disorder by nagging everyone around you nonstop about their eating habits. You are abusive, phony, manipulative, and controlling. He deserves so much better than you. And by the way, stfu about all the vegan foods we should replace our current diet with, you pillsbury-eating hypocrite. I'm going to start eating bacon in front of you just to piss you off.

Remember that day that we were in the office alone, and I stroked your cock, making you moan, and whisper to me that I made you feel so fucking good. Then I bent down and took your hard cock in my mouth and I sucked you down until I almost gagged. I only got to taste you for a few seconds before you said I had to stop, that someone could walk in at any moment, so I did. I want to finish, baby. I want more of you, now. Don't tease me. I want you to cum in my mouth. I want you...

When I learned your 3rd husband was dumping you, I smiled, serves ya right b!tch.

I'm a hippie.

I know this will sound obvious, but- dating someone who doesn't care about anything SUCKS.  More than I thought it would, in more nuanced and unexpected ways.  And I don't even have a martyr complex or bad self esteem about this shit.  He just doesn't care.  And it sucks.

I love her more than words can express. Distance and circumstances make it impossible to ever work. My heart is broken.
CSB will always live on in our lives......

I wish I was pretty. Life is so much easier if you are not ugly...

I'm sorry I don't want to hook up with you anymore, but guess what YOU HAVE HERPES

You have amazing stamina. You never get tired of being angry.

I'm getting divorced. I have a gf. The gf thinks I will marry her. Not gonna happen. I'm never getting married again.

I want to be more than just a piece of meat to you, I want to be yours, your one and only. I want to be the one you turn to when you need help, or just someone to talk to, but that will never be me. will it? would you love me? would you care? could I trust you?

Dear assholes,

Yeah, you know who you are.  You're the ones who take advantage of my responsible nature when we go out to the bar. You're the ones who can't be happy for me when I'm starting to find love and perhaps happiness. You're the ones who turn away when I just need to talk about my problems, discussing your own instead.

I have always been there.  When I couldn't get drunk because your stupid asses decided I was DD that night without getting my approval first.  When I was hurting from problems in my own life, but I still listened to your problems.  When you all told me I'm crazy for what I do for someone I love.

Guess what, ladies and gentlemen? I'm no longer THERE anymore!! I'm not going to be your fucking DD anymore, I'm getting shitfaced next time you guys drag me out. Find your own fucking way home, I want to have fun and cut loose for once!!

I'm not telling you any more details of my life, either! And when you start to tell me that you miss me, like you normally do, the most info you're getting about my life is how school is going. I'm not going to invest in people anymore who can't sit and hear me out when I talk, nor in those who only listen because they're waiting for their turn to talk.

Fuck you guys!! You don't realize it, but I am slowly drifting away from you. I'm building up better relationships with friends I already had who I never realized were so amazing. No drama, no stupid drunken assholes to take care of, and they actually listen to me and care about me! Mutual love and respect is amazing! So thanks for helping me find who my real friends were :)

So, so long guys. It's been more or less nice knowing you. The drift from you guys is happening so slowly you don't even know it :) And you guys think I'm stupid. Haha.

I'm fucking my friends boy friend...and I feel like shit, but she took him from me first, and I think I love him

seriously if i have to deal with any of your stuff about telling your parents about who you really are today, you might be extremely sorry.

all i have heard about for the last 2 years is your obsessive fear that your parents will find out or what they will do when you tell them.  make a decision. live with the consequences. 2 years ago i would have totally been there for you.  right now i wish i could say i wouldn't be there for you, but i know i would sacrifice anything you asked of me.  

i know you want me to share things with my parents, but guess what I DON'T HAVE THAT SECRET and my parents are self-absorbed that they  wouldn't noticed. you think i need to go away to find myself. i have been finding myself, but i just don't have the strength to tell you or the patience to deal with your aftermath.

I'm married  and have stupidly  fallen for a younger colleague. We   always got on  well  but  I never thought of him "that" way - not my  type! - then one day he just  looked at me across the desk and that was "it"! We ended up going for long lunches   together and there seemed  to be a  mutual connection  and  attraction though  unspoken. Once he sort of made a pass at me but I stupidly  froze -just wasn't expecting it!    He started kissing me on the lips when we parted socially.When I found out he was dating   someone  I was  heartbroken but I couldn't   let him know how  I  really felt.Did he ever guess? Now I've left the job and haven't seen him for a  while though we are in friendly  enough touch.Still feel exactly  the same way.He is single  now.  I know if anything physical  had  happened between us  it  would  have eventually  ended in tears - mine - but I still really  wish  it had!

Whenever you go for a jog I secretly hope you get hit by a car. I have perfected this fantasy over the years. I don't want you to be killed instantly. I want you to be knocked into a ditch, your twisted mangled body slowly bleeding to death while you are fully conscious. I want you to have time enough to think back on your life, how you acted, how you mistreated people. I want you to look back in horror at all the evil things you have done.  Then I want you to die.

I put the wrong mustard on my turkey sandwich.  You, my wife, called me stupid and screamed nasty remarks because I used spicy mustard instead of the yellow kind you like. Did you notice the part at all where it was MY sandwich, not yours?  I made your lunch just the way you like. But when I tried to make mine, and it wasn't to YOUR liking, you went insane.  This is absurd.  You get angry at me over my condiment choices.  I was doing a nice thing.  I made you lunch.  And this is how you treat me.

You need to see a doctor if this marriage is to continue for a moment longer. Your mood swings are too much to bear.

Never help people. Never. They will come to expect more and more from you.  A day will finally comes when you have to turn them down. When that happens, they will forget or ignore all the good things you have done and make you their mortal enemy.

I really hope he gets my friend request tonight and adds me back.  I am amazed by what I can learn about a person from a stupid social networking site.

Did you know that I want to hate you, but your my mother your blood flows through my veins. I can't though in hateing you I would hate myself.

today, i fucked my boyfriend and i think HE faked an orgasm. i love him so much, but that made me feel terrible, and i dont know how to confront him about this. really? what the fuck.

I have always disliked you.  I'm glad your life is going downhill. Is it true your new house is 50 yards away from the super highway?  Oh I'm laughing. Zoom zoom Zoom.  The noise must be killing you.  I think I'll call you when I'm going somewhere just to get the traffic report.

No one supports your wedding..  except your mom, because she's ECSTATIC that you're marrying someone with that much money. Idiot. We all know you're in it for the money and nothing else. And the saddest thing is, we're your "best friends." One of your bridesmaids is talking behind your back constantly about how ridiculous you are.
You're demanding, selfish, and you have NO right to be. You didn't grow up rich, you know none of us are, so when you move half way across the country for 2 months because your fiance is in training, don't bitch because we are too poor to visit you. WE ARE STILL IN SCHOOL, DUMBASS! We can't afford to see someone we can't stand. Talking behind our back and saying we are playing the "poor card" just makes you look like an idiot. The only reason I am looking forward to your wedding is to hang out with all my friends and drink at what I'm SURE is a cash bar.

Also,  you're ugly. I'm sorry you are so fucking ugly I'm just going to say it. I have no idea what that JERK of a fiance sees in you. We call you Mr. Burns (yes, from the Simpsons) because you look like him.

Maybe you are perfect for each  other?

We think that this Christmas when we have our annual Christmas party will be the last time we see you.... so far I can't find anyone who is sad about this.

things I would love to say to my step dad:  
no,, I don't "love you too, bye",
my sex life is non of your business,
my friends are better people than you'll ever be,
GET A FUCKING JOB,
yes, I will call the cops if you ever get that close to hitting me again,
no calling me a slut at the dinner table is not appropriate nor is it the least bit okay,
just because you live in this house doesn't make it yours, MY car NOT OUR car,
yes, I would love it if you two would get a divorce,
It's not okay to make my mother cry,
next time you leave for days at a time just don't come back, no, I will never grant you a place in this family,
you are NOT better than me,
don't you dare lecture me about grades you didn't even graduate high school,
no, I do not need you to put in your two cents every time I talk nobody does,
when I'm talking to my mother I'm talking to my MOTHER not you, so butt the fuck out,
no, I will never give you more than a one armed hug,
how you treat my brother should not depend upon whether or not he happens to be screwing up
keep your mouth shut
all opinions you may have about the way I live MY life may be kept to yourself
no, nothing will ever make up for what you did to me
I am NOT your daughter
FUCK YOU

When people ask me what the best feeling in the world is, I pretend like I don't know what to say.

But I know.

It's finding a new band and immersing yourself in their music. Playing it at the highest level with your eardrums pounding, your feet moving, and your heart pumping. That's the best feeling in the world.

I'm such a fake- I usually say something about getting a good report card or sleeping late.

Advice to all college students from one of your instructors.

ASK THE FUCKING QUESTION.

If you don't get it say so.  You're paying for this so get your money's worth and make sure you understand whatever it is you don't get.  If you're worried about looking like an idiot I've got news for you, you are, a silent idiot.

I am just starting to open up to the idea that I may be undiagnosed bipolar, as I believe my mother to have been for years, and still today.

I am scared.  I am so scared.

My mom is INSANE.  I know a bipolar woman who scares the shit out of me.  She has this facial tick and these wide crazy eyes.  

Omfg.  I really want to be wrong about this feeling that I have..

its been a long time since we hung out as "friends" and the first memory I had when we met again was three years ago when we talked about one of the relationship's our friend was in.

we talked about how one friend didn't know how to ask out the other one, then you told me,"yeah If I was in that situation I want the guy to ask me out".... I responded with "same here I'd rather ask the girl out" I thought of this as you hinting that you wanted to tell you something....

I felt awkward sitting there more that few minutes until I mustered  up the courage to say,"well do you want to go out?" but the bell had rung and silenced everything I saw after "do you"

Today I brought up the conversation we had those several years ago and you just laughed saying we just to be such close friends inside I felt like crying because I still have this feeling for you

5 years later- I still have it pretty bad for you. I find myself thinking of you every time i masturbate by myself, every time i fuck my husband, every hour of the day. I wish I didn't want you so much. You make me weak when I see you and I have no idea why. Its kind of strange how much I just want to kiss you.... after all these years..... this is extremely frustrating!
oh but what i wouldn't give for 5 hours alone with you..... >;0)

I used to live in a big city.  Loved it.  Now I live in the country and it scares me.  Not because of the wild animals.  It's the people.  I'll give you an example.  I just went to a country fair.  Huge event.  Must have been 5,000 people there.  Every so often I would hear an announcement over the PA system.  A man with a pleasant twang in his voice would tell the crowd, "You are currently attending the ***** Country Fair."  Nothing more, nothing less. Curious as to why he kept making this announcement, as I passed by the information booth, I stopped and asked.  I was told it is the law.  At a country fair, an announcement must be made every hour telling the people where they are.

See, this is why the country scares me.  When I lived in the City, I never had trouble remembering where I was.  I was in the City.  I was never confused on this issue.  City people are like that.

But in the country, people are different. Scary different. I guess they forget sort of simple things.  

Wait a sec, oh my God, where am I????

"You are currently attending the ***** Country Fair."

Oh phew!  I had forgotten.  Thank you.

See, what if they forget what side of the road to drive on?  Or they forget that they shouldn't kill people?  Scary.

I've got to move back to the City.

STOP signs are for wimps.

I am so secretly glad some parents will be pulling their kids from school for Obama's "Study Hard And Succeed" speech.  My kids will be at school listening.  I hope they get motivated, just like the other kids in attendance.  This will be the next generation of doctors and business people and scholars and leaders.  

The kids that don't go to school that day - they can remain unmotivated and one day can pick up my garbage for a living.  I laugh at the parents who are doing this to their own kids.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He takes forever to cum.  I like someone in the middle of the road, not a minute man, and not someone who takes too long.  i never had something like this before, so i didn't kno it exhisted.

I wish my husband cared about me more than his friends.

Many republicans are completely outraged by the idea of president Obama (yes he's the president whether you like it or not) giving a speech targeted towards young school-children. They see it as the current administration trying to manipulate and brainwash children.

Anybody else but me think that if Bush or McCain were to do the same thing, these parents would be delighted and tell their children "Listen to the speeches today, this is your president."

I hate to sound biased but republicans have the biggest double standard on free-speech. If it's a liberal president speaking towards kids, it's brainwashing. If it's a conservative, it's smart, and well-meaning.

People sicken me

My fiance is suicidal and can't afford health insurance, an emergency room visit, counseling, medication, or anything.  I've never been so scared in my life.  I can't lose her.

29 years ago I fell in love for the first time. He gave me my first french kiss and my first "feeling up" (clothes on). After very sporatic seeing each other (I was only 14 and relied on my mother visiting his mother) he not only dumped me, but taunted me about it. I was hurt and humiliated.

I got in late last night after a weekend trip and saw his name in my email. OMG. After 27 years of not seeing him it took several minutes for the shock to wear off. Turned out he joined Facebook on Sept 1st, contacted my sister on the 3rd, telling her to "tell me hello" and sent me a friend request on the 4th. Wow. Its always shock and awe when you realize that you really, REALLY did make an impression.

Alison, nothing on this earth excites me like your perfect breasts and pussy. Your body is magnificent and I don't expect to ever see anything so physically beautiful again as long as I live. Thank you for sharing. Best $60 I ever spent was the three months I belonged to your site and downloaded all the content. My pictures of you are one of my most treasured possessions. Nothing gets me off like your body. It still makes my heart pound looking at your pictures after 2 years. Sometimes I think I might just have a heart attack and die because you're so fucking hot. Wouldn't be a bad way to go.

-Dirty old man in a young woman's body.

I think today was pretty much the death knell for any possibility of you and me ever happening. I hope that's what you wanted.

I'm glad you're not coming to the party. No one wants to see you anyway.

Sometimes I get so horny for pretty shaved pussy.

Married, straight female.

If I had to get sober in the AA of today, I would rather be drunk.  These newcomers have messed AA up beyond repair.
There is a therapist behind every bush.

what i really want to say to you today?

"you can take your punitive lame mind f*cking bs...and cram it up your ass!!!"

I am no longer attracted to my boyfriend. I care about him very much, but I have no desire to have sex with him anymore. I don't think there's anything that can be done about it, I'm just not attracted to him in that way.

Also, I have a huge crush on my best guy friend, and I can't stop thinking about him.

What the hell am I going to do?

The president of the United States is giving a National address to the children of the nation, to tell them to work hard in school.

Millions of people have decided they won't send their kids to school that day. They don't want their children to be "brainwashed".

These are the same people who think we have lost all our traditions and no longer have any respect for our country.

Since when is it a tradition to tell our children that they shouldn't listen to the president?? During any other time in US history, listening attentively would have been a given.

What message does it send to kids when their school is closed or half empty BECAUSE the PRESIDENT wants to speak to the children and tell them to study hard so they can succeed in life???

Am I the only one who sees the irony here???

I recently joined facebook after much urging from some old high school friends who are now living in Europe as a great way to stay connected with them.  

It was fun at first but I definitely see the FB addicts who report on every move they make...what a waste of time and sorta silly.

Now my boyfriend from 20 years ago "friended" me.  I was his first FB friend.  I don't know if I should be flattered or creeped out.

I am starting to reconsider my choice to join FB...

I was getting my haircut this morning and the woman (in her 40's)next to me asked her stylist to cut her hair like Kate from that stupid tv show.  She actually brought a picture of her from a gossip mag.

It actually made me sad...what happened to the glam role models for women? We need a serious role model makeover.

I know I overreacted when I saw you with her.

But I hate everything about the way you left me.  You could have talked to me, instead of hiding and leaving a horrible voicemail while I'm at work- a week after I already knew you were gone.

And you did it at the worst time.  Remember that doctor's appointment the last day we had together?  I ended up finding out I needed to go through tests to see if I had cancer.  After it was over, all I wanted was to see you and have you put your arms around me.  

And you don't know any of that, because apparently that was the day you "met" her.

But you couldn't be bothered to tell me.  And when I tried to find you, you hid from me.  And then you couldn't figure out why I was stressed out and short with you on the phone when you finally called, three days later.  And then you waited another week to confess to me in a text.

So yeah.  I hated seeing you so much.  I still can't believe you could do that to me.  I missed you so much.  I missed your face and for weeks all I wanted to see was your sleepy eyes and instead you show up with her.  

At the place we met?  Where you never go?  What did you think was going to happen?

I liked you so much when we were together, but I can't now.  And I don't like myself for ever being with someone like you.

Everytime I hear D'Angelo.... I think of her.

I wish we were still friends.

I'm drunk and going into work. I've become someone I hate. God help me through this day. I fucked up.

i am lost

I just read forums, stories etc about John Palifox Key and his secondary dimension and im kinda scared even though it seems sooo fake... i dont know why its just some type of fear that is undiscribable as much as it feels real. Someone should write a book on all of his story, itd make one hell of a horror/thriller.

your photography was the first thing that attracted me to you

i am not in love with my girlfriend and i don't have the strength to tell her.

for the past few months I've been having an affair with my next door neighbor. I love my bf, but he's a horrible lay, and my neighbor has a huge penis.
I guess I'm a pretty bad person, but I can't stop.

I almost want something to happen to him so I don't have to leave him. That is fucked up, I know this.

I cant show emotions around others.. But when im alone they all come crashing down on me and i break down... Im a big mess

Working in a restaurant is not boding well for my figure.  Even though it's only part-time.  eeekkk

I will admit that I was hoping there was something there between us. Its been so long since I felt a connection with anyone. I really want someone in my life who cares for me and will fall in love with me. I know I am a good person & not bad looking. I am insecure, so your rejection really bothered me. Even though I was not that into you, I wanted some intimacy that night. You ruined it. Thanx.
You have issues that you need to resolve before you start any relationship. So I hope you get help.
For me Ill be ok, one day I will find that special someone. And you & all the other assholes will be outta my head!!!!
Good nite.

You know why you have never been successful in a relationship?  it's because you don't know the difference between being angry and being angry at someone.  You think they are one in the same, no matter the original source of the anger.
For example, if it is raining on the day you wanted to go to the beach, you get angry.  But with a twist.  You get angry at me. You throw a tantrum and tell me I am a terrible person.
Who knew I controlled the weather and therefore deserved the butt end of your rage.
You need to grow up or you will never be in a relationship. I regret being involved with you. I am leaving you. Good luck.

You want me to be civil?

Me not bashing your fucking skull in with a baseball bat is me being civil.

You don't want to see me when I'm barbaric, you stupid ginger bitch.

I hope you burn in hell for how you've made me feel.
You think I'll EVER let you into my life again? I thought we were friends. You got jealous of me- fucking admit it.

You're a vindictive, evil bitch, and I hope you fucking drop dead.

I avoid going to social events where this one friend of yours will be present. You think it's because I dislike her. You criticize me for it sometimes.  You say I shouldn't hate so much. You say I am so quick to close people off. You say your friend is great and I am only hurting myself by not associating with her.

I can never tell you this, but I avoid her because for 8 months of our marriage I had an affair with your friend. It ended quite amicably. I don't have any hate for her. In fact I have such a warm spot in my heart for her. She has one for me too I think. But we decided life needed to move on and we needed to go back to our spouses. That's why I avoid social situations where she is present. I wish you could know all this and let it go.

I'm great at hello:  

"Hey, how ya doing?"

I do a pretty swell goodbye:

"See ya around sometime."

It's the part in the middle where I draw a blank.

I have learned that when I pee in a soda can at my desk because I'm too lazy to walk down the hallway to the bathroom, I need to move the can out of reach.

Don't ask how I learned this.

I didn't know this was a holiday weekend. I'm so out of it.

I wonder how many men want to get into my wife's pussy. I'll bet it's a lot. He he!  Keep wishing dudes.

I couldve worked it so we could hang out longer & go to dinner. but i said i needed to go. i sat at home and stared at the wall. why did i run?

I pray I am not pregnant.

The skeksies from 'The Dark Crystal' still scare me.

I wish you'd fall off the face of the earth! And take your stupid, annoying, ugly, fat wife with you.

I was supposed to move in with him, but speaking with you again woke me up and made me realize I was making a mistake.  Now you have disappeared, just like you used to always do and I'm stuck getting my own place completely alone.  Why do you do this to me? Why do you stalk me and never leave me alone when I'm with someone else, but when I finally give in, you blow it!! I hate guys, I wish I could understand them.

If yours so in love with her...then why are u texting me at 2:30 in the morning sayin how you cant wait to visit me..when she's laying rite next to you?!?!

That's right, bitch.  You're gettin' it tonight.

I dated a woman named Stacey. It ended very VERY badly.  Just a hint, all women named Stacy should stay the fuck away from me. I dont think I can control my anger on this. Introduce yourself to me as Stacey and you might get deaded on the spot.