a man's scrotum reminds me of a poorly fitting saggy diaper.

You are hideous.  You are impossible. I had something planned today.  You knew I did.  It has been in the works for months.  MONTHS!  This morning you tell me you want to go see your friend spur of the moment.  I unbelievably have to remind you about how important today is to me.  You say not to worry.  You will only be gone from 9 to 12.  Then I can go do my thing.  I plead with you not to go.  I remind you how you never come home when you say you will.  NEVER!

You leave anyway.

It is now past 3 in the afternoon.  I have missed my event.  Done.  Gone.  You still aren't home.  I can't believe you did this to me.  It was months in the planning.  You treat me like I am nothing.  I am powerless against your selfishness.

I basically believe people are good.  Except for you. I believe you embody all the bad this world has to offer. You are my wife.  I hate you.

I could already write an entire book about you, just on the way you move and talk.. the color of your eyes, your facial expressions.. how you try and hide it when you're sad because I'll come up to you and kiss your cheek and ask you to please smile for me, yet I know when that works and doesn't because your smile doesn't always reach your eyes.
I could go on for hours about the sound of your voice and the funny things you say. The way you touch me and the sounds you make, and how adorable they are. The texture of your hair.. the way you smell. I could go on for days and days. The way you made me feel when I first saw you cry, my world was shattering with yours.
But your smile, ahh my gosh that smile! It could mend any broken heart.
And finally, how without you, my smile is no different than an open wound.

I have a love/hate relationship...a very strong one.

I love being nostalgic and romantic.  I hate how everyone I know is so boring that they refuse to be the same way.

He has you every single day and every single night, yet more than half the time, he doesn't even think twice about you, or care for that matter.
But me, I realize every single second, and remember every moment that me and you are around eachother. Even if we're not talking, I am so aware of when you are near me. I remember every single word you've ever said to me. I see how the way you look at me is slowly starting to change into something so much more meaningful and loving.
Just give me a chance. Let yourself fall for me completely, Im right here waiting to catch you.
We can do this together, I know we can, because to me it just doesnt make sense any other way.
-f

I wish I wasn't so stupidly nervous around you.

I was thinking about the last time I was at your house , I didn't look at you more than 3 times? Even when I felt you were staring at me.Oh , how you make me so weak.

I got in a fight with a friend the other day and they told me that I have become controlling in our friendship. The only reason I got so pissed at them was becasue I knew what they were saying was probably true

I think about you non-stop, I know you're scared, but when you believe I would never do anything to hurt you, this will be the most incredible love of your life.

P.S. You would look incredible in a Yellow Dress

I think car gas gauge needles are lying when they point to "E". I think there is always a few extra gallons in there somewhere. At least I hope what I'm thinking is true. We all do.

The wife and I recently went away for our anniversary - 10 years.  Big European vacation w/o the kids.

The wife stated before we left that she wanted to renew our vows.  I adamantly said no.  I explained that I was stressed and that I just wanted us to relax and not have to plan anything.  Wifey looked a bit wounded, but accepted this rational explaination and we had a great time on the vacation.

My secret - I said no because if I had to do it over again, I would never marry her. I didn't want to be a liar.  I do love her - but if I could go back in time, I am pretty sure I would not marry her again.

i am so pissed.  my husband has lost my dog in the woods.  i swear he better find her

I'm tired of not working and having my friends make me feel like shit for it. It probably wouldn't bother me at all if they didn't feel the need to constantly shame me.

i should have gone home last weekend to see my nana, next weekend is going to be too late.  and as if it wasnt bad enough theres drunken photos from my awesome weekend for all my family to see.

My wife goes to doctors when she's not sick.  It's so bizarre.  It's a social climbing thing. If one of her rich friends goes to a particular doctor, my wife takes note and then makes herself an appointment. Like one of my wife's athletic friends went to a sports medicine doctor. Good for the friend.  She works out and developed a back issue.  Thus the need for the sports doctor.  But my wife doesn't work out.  She doesn't have a back issue.  But made an appointment anyway.  Just so she can have something in common with the rich athletic friend.  You know what's funny?  It is like a disease, going to doctors when you don't have to.  Wrong kind of disease though and wrong kind of doctor.

I absolutely, totally, completely, one hundred and fifty billion percent HATE my boss.


If he died, I wouldn't shed a tear. I wouldn't attend his funeral.
He is a sexist, fat, lazy, disrespectful, inconsiderate waste of life.

You are on my list.
Bud.

I just watched a video on x tube with this wife "Milking" her husband she had two fingers in his ass rubbing his prostate and it seems to make you drip cum from your cock hence the term "Milking" how do i tell my wife i would like to try this.Hmmmn.

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I love Hallowe'en.I LOVE love Hallowe'en, yet every year something happens that makes my favorite holiday shitty. Last year, my friends totally bailed on our plans leaving me with nothing to do. This year, my new friends and I hung out, drank..generally we were having fun. Then, shit got fucking weird. I'm talking...so weird any sober person would've run the hell outta there as fast as their legs could carry them.
My secret? I think the Universe it trying to make me hate Hallowe'en...and I think I need new friends cuz now I can't look at them the same way :S

It's funny how some people are so flaky.  They get invited to things that they would enjoy, they confirm that they will be there, and then, poof, nothing, they never show up.  There is often no excuse for it either.  I just don't get it.  I only wish I was invited to things and these people get it all the time and never follow through.  It's almost insulting.

I fell in love hard with a friend of mine freshman year of high school.
I told him, and before he could even process his own feelings about me he just... disappeared.
Nobody knows if he moved, or if he just transferred.
He could have been kidnapped for all we know.
I always ask myself, what would I do if he showed up right now? On my doorstep, dripping wet, freezing cold, and in love with me after all.

You know, tonight is the first night ever when I could say with absolute certainty that I'd give him a towel and relegate him to the couch.

All these years, Alan. It took me all these years, but I don't love you anymore.

OMG...I love you.

Talk to me?

I drink milk and orange juice from the carton right out of the fridge, and I don't care if people think that's disgusting. I don't backwash and I don't have cooties, thank you.

My craziness comes in cycles. Not now, please. Not when I have all this schoolwork due.

I still desire a man I knew for a little less than six months when I was 16 years old.
He was a 32-year-old disc jockey with a lot of tattoos and his own business that he ran out of his white van.
He used to come to my queer/queer supporters community group as an adult helper, but most of the time he wasn't needed. We used to sit on the couch together during the meeting, and when I was really tired I'd lay on him and cuddle.

One time I caught him smelling my hair. That sounds creepy, but it wasn't. I was flattered and to this day I think of it often, and fondly.

I told him once that I always wanted to trace the kanji ink on his arms with red and gold- colors for luck and wealth, because that's what he deserved. He told me he wanted to write the word "gorgeous" across my chest backwards so I'd remember what he thinks of me when I looked in the mirror.

I wouldn't have cared if he wanted to do that by cutting me with a knife and pouring ink on the wounds, I would have let him.

I'd always kid him about the fact that his van had no seats except for the front, in order to fit all his DJ equipment. I told him it was a kidnapping van. A one-stop fuck shop, he'd confirm.

He sounds like a pervert, but he's really not. I've always been precocious and old for my age. 16 was more like 26.
It was enough to scare him away, though.
I asked him to DJ a party for me, he said no, and I never saw him again.
His excuse to the group is that he got busy with being an adult, but I think it was that he didn't want to become a statutory rapist.

I thank him for that. I remember him as a wonderful and decent person.

Half a decade later and every time I, too, see a white van I hope for him to jump out of it and "kidnap" me.

This just seems ridiculous...
How is it that the person I am now coming to realize could quite possibly be the most perfect match for me in every way is someone I have known for so long already, but only as a friend? Funny how that works.

My secret is that I am basically scared shitless about it. I've never been so sure of anything like this before. I just had this feeling, and everything happened exactly how I thought it would.

As long as you get to watch your favorite shows at 2 in the morning at a high volume, everything is great. No need to worry that I can't sleep and that our bed faces the tv so I'm forced to watch tv with you whether I like the show or not. Don't worry about the fact that my doctor won't let me sleep in the next room. And definitely don't feel bad about the fact that I got a cold from a lack of sleep. No, it's far more important that you unwind with that braying laugh at 2am after a hard day of work avoiding me and hiding in your office. Thanks for being so considerate.

Amber... Is that you?
I'm not too sure but it
sounds alot like you.
Please don't worry honey.
Things will work out okay somehow.
Remember back in Baking tech when you and I and other people in our group were down by the river and we got drunk and you threw up?
Maybe not... But what I said remains true.
Whether or not you are in our group, We love and support you no matter what. No matter what.
Stop living in such dysfunction and be happy for once.
I don't ever want to see you cry again
Talk to Allen, your old roommate or even me.
I'm always around.
Hope you feel better.

N

I hung out in a huge group this Halloween.
Among others, there was me and my fiancee, along with one of his best friends and his girlfriend.
I have so much lust for this friend it's ridiculous.
I wanted him to be a bastard and turn me off from him forever, but he was really nice and really funny. He got me with a super lame joke ["How do you wake up Lady Gaga?" "How?" "Poke 'er face!"] and was generally awesome.
The craziest part was, I was attracted to his girlfriend too. She was flirting with me, I flirted back. We shared some cigarettes, and there was even friendly, "joking" groping.
I kept catching him staring at us. He watched me run my hands over his girlfriend's chest, watched her reapply my lipstick for me. All this time I know he's fiercely protective of her and very territorial. It was hot.

The funniest part is, my fiancee didn't notice at all!
Stupid boy, the only way this will come to fruition is of he JOINS! ;P I'm horny, not a whore.

maybe I will just see this as an opportunity to LET GO of something that never mattered to me in the first place.

hey, asshole. i actually thought you meant it when you said you liked who i AM. i guess you didn't know who that is after all, since you trashed it for nothing.

I feel like a cheap whore. Nobody gets that part of me again.

I'm truly, truly in love with my fiancee. We're each other's first loves. We lost our virginity to each other. He nursed me through my rape. I nursed him through his many adventures with his mentally unstable "guardian".

Our plans are to move to a different state,
Out of this hellhole,
To a city we both love,
To room with his almost-our-age aunt whom we both adore and adores us,
So he can go to music college,
And I can go to the culinary school I've lusted after attending.

It is absolutely perfect.

So... why do I keep having visions of being broke and alone and homeless on the streets of a rainy, unfamiliar city?

Because I'm a loser.
And he'll eventually realize that he could be with someone better than me.
I'll never make it on my own.

When I can listen to this song twice and don't feel better, something is very, very wrong.

I don't know if I can make it through this year without you.

I'm leaving.  Don't belong here, and more importantly...I don't WANT to belong here.

This whole county is a festering pile of white trash.  I cannot believe we moved here with crazy notions that it would be a nice rural area to live.

I love country.  I was raised country.  I wasn't raised to think that drug dealing, welfare collecting, child abusing white trash were good people.

This area disgusts me.  My mother came here to visit me when I was going to college 14 years ago and within two hours she let me know that, although she didn't know why, this is a creepy and weird area.

Damnit momma, you're always right aren't you?  I should never have moved here as an adult.

I don't know where we'll end up but I hope it's a good place.

Masturbation and alcohol fix everything

I wish I had some way of sneaking back into your life. Every white van, and I think it's you..

I miss you.  I don't have your number anymore, and I don't know what I would say to you if I did.

So, I'll let the Cave know, I miss you.

You are going down you mother fucking prick.  You think you can walk all over people's rights?  You think you can just do what you want regardless of privacy laws?  I am taking your home from you mother fucker.  I am going to give it to a homeless person and maybe you and your family can start living in his cardboard box.

you didn't really rape me or even take advantage of me. i let you because i don't deserve to be loved. and i deserve to be abused.

I'm moving out this week. I really mean it this time.

I'm falling in love with my lab partner. At first it was just infatuation but the more I talk to him, and hang around him, the more I like him. He never mentioned his girlfriend...but he has one.

How irritating! Will I never learn?? I can't believe I thought there was something different about you.

There's still time to prove me wrong...

Please do it!!

Can you try just talking to me for a change? I'm tired of having to guess if it's you or not. I don't know if we're friends...or what. Friends talk. We don't even do that. Please give me a real, actual, honest to God chance for once. Look, maybe you don't feel the same way about me and that's fine. At this point I'm so fucking numb about everything in my life that I don't even think I can feel hurt anymore. Before you just go and write me off please talk to me and be honest. I need that and I think that after all this time I deserve it.

Let's just be friends.  You and I both know this attraction is purely physical and pretending it's anything but would be a waste of time.  I need to move on.  I'm sorry, you can't give me what I need emotionally.

You've broken my heart more than twice, yet I still love you... I want this to work out desperately...

I don't even know if my reasoning is right anymore?

You will never break me.

I'm in love with a 38 year old woman.  
-20f

To ALL the Women he has fucked...you had him for a moment...I HAVE him for a lifetime! Remember That!
The wife!

We don't have kids.  There are a box of baby wipes in the bathroom.  Other guys ask me why.  I just grin and ask if they get much head at home.

Guys, despite what you see in online porn, the smell of shit is not going to get you blown.

I had ground beef tonight.  It was on sale.

Ahh well i see we are one step closer and I'm so glad. I honestly didn't expect anything for much longer, so that little bit was a extremely pleasant surprise. I'm still amazed at how you make my heart race with such minimal effort. I love you and i can't wait for the day were together

My husband and I have a beautiful marriage. It's a marriage that most people are looking for. After 7 years of marriage, we still act like newly weds:)

My secret- I have no idea what he sees in me. I feel like there will be a day that he realizes how plain and boring I am. I treasure every touch, every whisper, and every kiss because I fear it will be gone some day. He could do so much better!

Someone asked me the other day why I married my husband.  He has never met my husband before.  He has a son about my age who is not yet married and he wanted to know what women today are looking for in a man.  

I have to admit that I stumbled on my answer.  Before I could respond, I asked him why he married his wife.  He told me that he was drawn to her, not for her looks although she is pretty, but her intelligence. He, too, is extremely intelligent.  When he spoke about her, his face was beaming.  He has been married for over 40 years.  I wish his wife could see how he talks about her when she is not around.  

So he asked me the question again and I couldn't give him a smooth, honest answer.  I tried to respond but I could tell by the look on his face that he realized he had stumbled into a conversation that wasn't as lighthearted as he thought it would be.  It was a strange moment.  Here I was talking with an acquaintance from the dog park and all of a sudden I was revealing more to him than I do with my closest friends.  

It was an awkward moment, but perhaps one that I needed to experience.  

I think I need to start being more honest about my life with those who are close to me.  I think it would be less of a burden if I told the truth than trying to pretend my marriage is something that it is not.

Well isn't this just great. I'm falling in love with everything about you. There, I said it. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to admit it. It's been such a short time but there it is on the table. I can patient. I have been patient with others. I'm fully aware of the situation and promise to wait for you. I'm sorry that she hurt you. I'm sorry that you two got married and I'm sorry that you're dealing with this. There are things that I know about you that you don't know that I know. I'm waiting patiently for you to tell me these things. I hope you do so soon because if you don't I'm going to have to go away broken hearted. You're my ideal boy, please just don't fuck this up. Please. There it is. I'm falling in love with you.

Whew. I had to just stop, breathe, and realize you're worth all this stupid bullshit. I still think you're wrong, but I'm not giving up this time. I feel surprisingly good.

I believe in life after death.

I want nothing more than to give a little but of the abuse back to those sick motherfuckers from high school. I know I need to let go, but I can't. Graduation night-the night that's supposed to be perfect, that's supposed to be you letting go of all the bad and embracing all the good-they reenacted the scene from Carrie. I was Carrie.

See what I mean? All I want is to give just a tenth back, because I guarantee half of them would have a mental breakdown just from some of my little fantasies of what I want to do to them.

I won't though. I'm too nice. I'm the one little nice girl that did what was asked without complaint or backtalk. I took what was dished out to me and kept a plastic smile on my face.

But when I get tired of all this crap that's being poured on top of me every day . . . when I snap . . . oh, will they regret everything they did.

Every. Little. Thing.

:)

You,
I can't wait to switch jobs. I'm Happy I'll finally be able to get away from you. I'm Sorry, but I've been waiting for this moment. Time to be a good girl, & this is the perfect way to walk away. I know I've made a deep & Good impression on your life. Good Luck Sweety & remember us.

I wish that I could whisper in your ear and tell you all the little things that my heart has been longing to say. I hope they'd make you smile. :)

I was hoping to get "laid off" so I wouldn't have to keep doing the drugery job I'm doing.  If I can't find a job, it is a good excuse to move away from my hometown.  I can't do this to my parents again without a good excuse. :(

I'm married but today I talked with my ex-lover from 20 years ago.  It was so great to hear his voice again.  He was the best kisser EVER.  I wish he would kiss me again.  But I don't know if I'm ready to end my marriage.  God, I loved hearing his voice.

hi, i love you.
i want you to know that.

I am so pissed off right now. You are being such a jerk. You haven't even made an effort to talk to me at all. I expected better out of you.

I don't even care if you can hack the IRS. Just fuck off.

In my grandmother's generation, sneaking a glimpse of a man at church was equated with love.

In my mother's generation, accepting red roses from a man was equated with love.

In my generation?  I am supposed to express my love for a man by sticking my tongue up his asshole.

Are we sure humans are still evolving in the right direction?

K...i, I love you.

Shouldn't love you.  But I do.

You're just wonderful.  So kind and patient, sweet and smart, gorgeous and wonderful.

I love how you don't talk too much.  I love your dark hair and dark eyes.  

I'll never tell you though.

I pray you don't need me to tell you.  

Thank god for the internet. I never have to see people again!

I am heartbroken over how much life sucks.

It's almost a year now and I still think of him.  I've had one other "relationship" since he left but I still cannot shake him.  I really have no choice though because it is the best thing for both of us to have no contact with one another.  We cannot be friends because our physical connection is too strong...so we are apart but I still think of him all the time as the one that got away.  Miss you B.

sex with the girl i loved the most was never good.

When we first met, I'll be honest, I completely dismissed you, I had my eyes on your best friend. He turned out to be a liar. I thought, what the hell, I'll lead you on a little to make him jealous. I soon forgot about him and after that I rejected you a dozen times. You wouldn't give up. For over a month, you wouldn't take no for an answer. Even after I travelled, you still wanted me. Little by little I started to like you, I saw how much you cared and it felt so different from the way all the others had treated me.
You told me you loved me, I told you I wasn't sure. I did that for another month. You still wouldn't give up.

I'm SO glad you never gave up and I will forever owe my happiness to you. I love you so very much. Thank you for not letting go. I want to spend the rest of my life making you as happy as you've made me. You are the kindest sweetest man in the world, and I will try my best to be the lady you deserve to be with. You deserve the very best in the world and I pray to God someday you feel the love I feel for you because no matter how many times I tell you I love you, it'll never show you just how much I do.

i can't stand my cousins

I no longer respect my coach.  It disgusts me to even look at him.

I have used up all of my overdraft during my first month at University. I hope my parents never find out.

I'm really hoping and praying I don't lose this baby. I don't think I can take another miscarriage.

I'm stuck in a dilemma.

I'm 40 and I've been married 8 years, but my wife and I haven't had sex in 2 years.  She doesn't even TOUCH me that much anymore.  Still, I love her dearly, and we're like best friends.  She's very smart and very attractive.  I really couldn't live without her.

Enter hot 25 year old blonde.  A girl I know from before I knew my wife.  Fake boobs and a bit of a sex addict.  I found her on Facebook and friended her, and then she instant messaged me out of the blue.  Kept up the conversations for a bit, then on Saturday she asks me to a Halloween party.  Why, I ask?  I'm too old to be partying.  Because she wants to fuck me.  She knows I'm married and she knows how to keep her mouth shut.

My wife is gone this week at a work conference.  I could do this.  I could get away with it.  

But I can't.  I don't want to be "that kind of guy".  I can't do this.

But...if she offered to bring over her girlfriend with her... oh jesus... how could I say no?

The sole reason I'm going to college is so that I can pick a woman who is smart and interesting to be my wife regardless of her looks.

With enough money I can encourage her to get a nose job, fix her teeth, a boob job, liposuction, stomach stapling, body lift...

...but Ron White was right.  You can't fix stupid.

And apparently you can't fix cheating whore white trash bitch, either.  Men that want to find physical perfection right off the bat are too lazy to put the money and work into a good woman.

Ask my dad how well that worked for him.  He's four "hot" wives in.  And he just found out that she's cheating on him, too.

J, why don't you want anything to do with me anymore? I just want you to want me again. I miss you so much it hurts. You were my only love and as cliche as it sounds, you ruined me.

You are a disappointment. You give off the image of being strong and optimistic, but you're not. You're just like every other person with a short fuse. How annoying. And hating a month? Shit.

He will never be able to let go, until he truly forgives me for leaving, when he asked me to, and staying away permanently this time. Maybe he just can't forgive himself, yet, either.

im just so tired of everything, i dont know if its depression or what ?? !! help, i dont have any  friends my sisters are shitty, my husband well i might as well be alone, its just the baby that makes me complete !! but here we are alone in this huge house, with everything anyone can dream about. but where is my hapiness ?? i feel so alone ...

I can't believe we talked for so long! You're making my smiles more true everyday. Keep this up and I might leave him for you.

I regret having wasted time longing for the one that didn't care.

The sides of my neck still hurt from where he tried to choke me the other night. And he wonders why I'm set on leaving.

Fuck you! You know I'm always worried about you being mad at me and now you're just leaving me hanging?! I'm not going to be the one to text you.

College is extremely stressful, and I don't quite know if I can handle it.
I just took a test I couldn't finish with minimal time to study.
My lab report took forever and is most likely crappy as fuck.
I just made a 70 on a paper.
Ugh.
Fuck this shit.
Vodka please?

I'm sorry. My body belongs to you, but my heart belongs to my ex...

I was told a secret today, I then told two back.  I now have information that I am not supposed to have and I am not sure what to do with it.  It felt nice to get mine off my chest though, I have carried those for a long long time, hopefully they won't travel far.

I dumped you and took you back because i pitied you, then i believed you changed. I believe I am wrong

I just amused myself by scrolling down the Live Feed on Facebook and counted six women who show up as my friends there today with whom I've had sex.  One was my first.  One was my last.

Two others, my brother enjoyed--years ago.  

One was shared.

I've thought about you a lot over the past few days. I hope that's okay. I try not to, but I can't seem to help myself. So often I just want to talk to you and get your thoughts and opinions on everything. I feel like I just couldn't get enough of that. I'm a dork, I know.

Dear Ex of mine,
I feel no emotional ties towards you. No desire to rekindle a relationship. Or since you had her to your apartment, a resolve to be physical either. I understand you have a child with her, and we have a child together. But it was a shut off switch for me, I will not allow you to float between the two of us when it is convenient for you. Choose one or choose her. But, not both of us. The problem is every once and awhile I'll catch your scent or your stance will strike me and its every thing I can do to not let you know I want you to take me into the bathroom like old times and give the mirror a little face time. Ugh, I hate that I can't quite quell that urge. You suck.

I cant stop thinking about him. I feel like a part of my soul is missing. He can never be mines nor me his. The fact remains he never thinks about me and its for the best.

i am going to marry this really awesome man some say im crazy and that its too soon. im a pretty undesisive person but i believe i know
sometimes we have disagreements but who doesnt
we have been together for almost a year we have never spent an aneversary together or done what normal couples do. we are barely together.... but when we are it is awesome he makes me feel special i never really believed i am pretty but when i am with him i feel beautiful =] not only that but he is good to me. he is strong and gentle at the same time. he is all i ever wanted... he is a great guy. i love him i couldnt ask for anymore or anyhting less from him... so when you read this i askyou all to pray forr him to come home safe.keep him in your prayers. i  myself am not a religious person he has made me a better person and i would like to someday spend an anneversary with him. he means the world to me . he is in the army and while we complaint about a broken nail or crave the lastest fashion please keep in mind that those who are deployed cant have the joy of know what that is like at the moment i ask you not to take daily simple things for granted... i love him and am here waiting patiently and faithfully

I'm ridiculously excited my online friend to be hanging out with you soon. Your not my physical type, but I care more about personality and compatibility at this point in my life. I already have visions of you spending comfy nights cuddled along side me... A little premature I know, but I haven't been this excited to "hang out" with someone in a really long time

When I'm laying on the bed behind you in our room,
I fantasize about how I would kiss you and more. I
do it even when your boyfriend is in the room. But I
don't think he'd like what I'm thinking.

I wish you could accept my daughter as your own, so we could be together. Then our son and my daughter would just be ours, and raised under the same roof. Why are you so cold? Yeah, I know. You can't see my daughter that way because in the three years we were together you never loved me, you just liked that I took care of you. I'll raise our son to be a better man than you. It'll be easy.

Please do try, if you don't, it will be the end, and this time there will be no turning back. You will know when it is too late. This is your very last chance, J. Please mean it this time.

Litter is okay, as long as it comes from my husband. But the moment he sees some other "moron" throwing a McDonalds wrapper out a car window, jeez, "what a fucking pig".

I'm kind of wishing I would have had sex with you last night. It was the perfect opportunity. But I'm sure, since you're really diggin me and because you're my best friend's cuz, we'll have another chance to get it right :)

I cheated on my wife more than she knows.  Even though she thinks it was only online it was much more.  I was caught through e-mails and we are working to repair our marriage, but the truth is she is a self absorbed frigid wife.  She is becoming more and more like her horrible mother who makes her father hate every day as it comes.  I don't think I want to fix this if she can't change.  I wouldn't have been interested in anyone else in the first place if she had put anything into us.  I think I don't love her anymore and that I want to leave to find happiness.