Excited to hang out with you, Kev. :]

i think i lost my virginity before my older sister. she's two years older. it was a long time ago but still makes me smile. :)

"Tiger Woods lacerated face in car crash."

Yep, and the initial news reports said Lady Diana broke her arm in a car crash.....

It's brilliant.  I think our nation is about to end.

The Middle East nations have taken trillions of dollars from America in the past decade because we have been paying so much for oil.  But this next part, so super cunning.  The Middle East nations have also been borrowing what remaining money our banks had.  

AND NOW THEY SAY THEY CAN'T PAY IT BACK!!

Do you see what's happening?  We have just been beaten.  All is lost.  We gave the Middle East everything.  They have it all.  Because of our greed, we played right into their game.  We lent the richest nations money.  Why?  Because American bankers were greedy.  American bankers wanted to make a quick buck (again) and they loaned money to the countries that had way more than we do.  Didn't that set off any alarm bells you dopey bankers?

Now what? Within a few weeks it will become clear the Middle East nations have driven the final nail into our financial coffin.  Our banks will go belly up. They have to.  They lent out huge sums of money and now those nations will not pay it back.  Our money system will collapse.  America will be toppled without a single shot being fired.  We have fallen victim to own selfish greed.

I like how my old boss keeps having his cronies spoof IP addresses and ping my workstation; nice to know someone cares.

I can be friends with staff (like custodians, cashiers etc)
I can be friends (or so much as appropriate) with proffers.

I can be friends with the homeless,
and people that are damaged--infact I seem to attract these people in swarms.

So why I can't I be friends with class mates? I just don't get it.

Somebody I know is itching for a mega lawsuit.  Keep it up asshole.

I just had the best thanksgiving ever, with my best friend. I enjoy his company much more than my family's. I love you, gitano.

the day after my one month anniversary with my boyfriend marks the day I was roofied and raped last year.

I haven't told him yet. This is not going to be easy.

Dear Father,

I'm glad you've abused me everyday since I was old enough to remember, enjoy prision, I'm calling the police next time you lay a hand on me. I hope you know how much they enjoy child abusers there, you'll make a good prision bitch.

Love always,

your Daughter.

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i'd rather spend thanksgiving with friends than family. you think i really want to spend my time making inane small talk with morons about dancing with the stars, the value of glenn beck, and the joys of being a housewife? this isn't the truman show!

My secret...I am not going to be able to make it...

thank you for being here.  *sigh*

after i left my wife i found out why we had such a horrid time with the dogs being violent...  she was beating them.
badly.

i knew she was a little creepy, but i never put it together that one dog after the other had such "behavior problems" that we had to put them to death.

there isn't any way i can tell anyone this, ever.

For me, there's nothing sexier than a Ray Lamontagne look-alike.  That backwoods, scruffy - I'm going to chop some wood and then sing sweet nothings in your ear by the fireplace look.

I melt for men with scruff everytime.  A little five o'clock shadow makes me all hot and bothered.

Eh, what can I say, different strokes for different folks.  

Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm.

When I don't like myself I don't shave and try to grow a beard as a way of hiding.

My neighbors bought a Phillips flat panel TV. They took it home and it didn't work. They had to go through this rigmarole of mailing the TV set back to the manufacturer. What crap. If that isn't bad enough, when the "new" working set arrived, it was actually a refurbished set.  Meaning it had been previously owned and broken and repaired. How the hell is this okay? They bought a new set and they ended up with a used set. All the manufacturers probably do it this way. But still, I would never buy any piece of electronics from Phillips.

$220 per ticket to see a kids Christmas show. Fuck you.

I think rescue firemen sometimes use "the jaws of life" on a crashed car, mainly because they want to. The firemen could have easily broken the car window to get the crash victim out, but instead I think they like playing with their ultra power tools to bend and twist the car roof completely off the vehicle because it's fun for them. I just hope no one has ever died while the firemen have been getting their jollies.

Ya gotta be kidding me. My wife has a friend. I think it is more like a frienemy. A few years ago we all rented a beach house together for a week.  After a couple of days there, the woman and her husband were freaking out, being nasty and generally unpleasant to me and my wife.  I couldn't believe it. My wife and I are very easy going people. But the other couple was upset about dumb things. For example, if they couldn't get a reservation at the "best" restaurant, they would stomp around the house.  Or there was one point we were in a restaurant and the waitress didn't bring out our food fast enough, so the woman's husband threw a fork clear across the restaurant, hitting a wall, in an attempt to get the waitress's attention.  My wife and I were mortified.

So here's the thing. The woman just sent my wife an email. They want to rent another beach house this coming summer. They want us to split it with them.  Ya gotta be kidding me! That was the worst vacation I have even been on. And they want a repeat? Never going to happen in this lifetime. Go away you silly rude people.

Every year we have holidays at nieces house, (her house is biggest), mom dies this year, and oh no invite, instead I get a text message saying happy thanksgiving.  Forget you to dear sister, I get the hint.

Let's see...I've become the bane of your existence out of the blue. You give me filthy fucking looks for no reason, and you're a notorious bipolar psycho among coworkers.

You're damned right I threw away that piece of cake you left me.

i beg you to stay because you are all i want. for my whole life, just you. ive pledged my heart and soul, my body and emotions to you for eternity - for always.
from the bottom of my heart til the end of time - im yours and you are mine.

please have me that long?

-your wife


please stop being so insecure. it does nothing but hurt us.

My mom got hurt at work... she isnt getting a pay check. So now I'm the one who gets bitched at because i want to go black friday shopping today. Its my money damnit. I will use it how I please. I was told $200 every other week for rent. I gave you $150 last week, today I plan to give you $100. So why cant you manage your money? I'm only 21! And I seem to be able to pay all my bills just fine. If I dont give them $200 this week the phones will be shut off... oh fuckin well. That's not my problem anymore really. Go choke on a big sloppy one mom. Hopefully you'll choke to death.

Well its been another thanksgiving holiday.  Had a spectacular time with the same people I see every day.  (I'm an outcast from the rest of the family).  Wow I just can't wait for this next Christmas to be just another day too.  Man this world is so exciting.  :)

My Secret:  I wish I could disappear, quite permanently.

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i wish I couldve spent thanksgiving with all of my family =\

My fiancee does not drink alcohol.
He never has and he never will.
He made me promise to not drink alcohol ever again, which I agreed to with a glad heart because I love him.

But my secret?
I like to get drunk from time to time, as an indulgence, same as the next bitch.

If only he'd do it with me. That would be so much fun!

I wish I would have put more thought into getting married! At the time I was into partying, so I married a party girl! Now I am into my kids, work, sports, hobbies and just in general a family guy. I no longer like to go out and party and only drink occasionally. My wife on the other hand has no hobbies and is still a party girl. I get pissed when she goes out a few times a week and stays out late but she just tells me that she was this way when i married her and she is not changing!  We just dont enjoy the same things anymore and it makes me very sad, I am actually tearing up while writing this! there is obviously more too the secret than this!

Goddamnit.

I didn't want to know about your life or problems.  I just wanted to fuck you.  It could have been simple.  Why couldn't you just accept that?

It would have ended on a much friendlier note if you hadn't dragged me into your world.  I never wanted to be there.  You were a much better person in my imagination.  Now?  Well, when I said I didn't want to sleep with you I meant it.

You're just too fucked up.

I know you still love me.  Which is total shit.  All that you've said about me?  You've said worse about your ex and yet you still love her.  Your words mean nothing.

All of this could have just been sweet and over if you had just not tried to think about it so much.  You aren't good at thinking.

I saw my partner today for the holiday.
I hate how us being around my family is like not seeing each other at all. We don't talk because I'm so busy keeping my family happy, and even when I have a great time I realize later that we hardly even interacted.
Fuckkkkkkk.
Is he as miserable about that as I am?
That I had to choose between helping my mother cook and spending time with the person I love?
Auadfjkhaskdlfh.
Next year, rotisserie chicken and baked potatoes in the microwave. Canned cranberry sauce. And store bought pie.
Just you watch.

My guy puts on a skeevy, know-it-all act and thinks it's sexy.

It only proves to glue my vagina shut.

Why is it that men cannot get a clue?

By the way, Phil, everyone knows what you're up to. Including the police. In Plymouth. The state police. Enjoy prison.

Dont die. Keep your head up. It can work out over time,,

I promise.
Forreal.
<333

I want to die. Quickly and quietly. And soon.

Dear Mr Crush,

I know you want to meet me.  I know you think about me.  I understand that it might be scary for you since you don't know what I look like.  Trust me you will not be disappointed.  I have to see if there is anything there.  Just be open with your heart.

Love,

Your Brown Eyed Girl

You asked me to a party today! I'm hoping you'll make a move.

I knew you could do it. :) good job.

love,
E

It is very easy to hook up with someone drunk. I have had more kisses drunk than sober. I believed I didn't deserve anyone so I settle for drunken makeouts. But I think that is going to change.

Whenever I kiss this boy I can't knock a smile off my face no matter how hard I try :)

I like this feeling. I like it a lot. And I know that I deserve something real

I'm a werewolf.
I'm sure of it.
Just you wait.

If I could kill my husband and get away with it!
I WOULD!

Fuck u Hector! U fucking alcoholic!

Your loving wife of 13 years.
F/35/ mother of 3

i found someones secret in a book at the bookstore.




that was the highlight of my year.

I had a good time today, but I couldn't help but wonder what it'd be like if I were lucky enough to be sharing the holidays with you instead. My family would love you.

I lied to you. I said the cut on my shoulder was a result from jumping in the lake. Truth is, I'm just not ready to let you know how screwed up I really am. And I can't promise I won't do it again yet; that's a promise far too easily broken that I've broken too many times.

However, you are making me more positive. You have this ability to talk me out of a funk without realizing I am in one.  Also, you said the word girlfriend the other day. I like the sound of that.

I often think of killing myself

i'm not sure if i trust my wife.  i love her, i like her, but she makes me uncomfortable.  

You were right B.
I AM too good for you,
They were right too.
I don't know how you ended up with me either.

But you did.
And I love you.
And you love me.

And I'm still here.

i know you won't show up. because i don't matter to you. no one matters to you. only work matters. happy thanksgiving.

I'm 20 years old and I just got my first boyfriend. I looked on his phone and he has pictures of other naked girls. Having a boyfriend isn't all it's cracked up to be. =/

I read your diary. Nearly everytime I was at your home. I just wanted to understand you. Sorry.

I am thankful for my secret friend. Thinking of you. :)

I'm mad at my boyfriend.  I know I'm just supposed to love him and miss him and be sad...but for some reason, today, I'm mad at him.  He's in the Army and couldn't come home for Thanksgiving.

I kept thinking that he was going to surprise me and come home.  I especially thought this was happening because his phone was out of service for a long time this morning (thinking he was on a plane).

But he's not.  He was just in a bad service zone.  And he's not coming home.

And everyday that he's gone I resent him more.

This is so hard.  Happy thanksgiving...

It's Thanksgiving morning.
My alcoholic husband didn't come home last night.
It's 11:00 AM.
We are expecting family at 1:00 PM.
We have 3 young children.
This is a common occurance in my home.

I HATE HIM! I WISH HE WOULD DIE!

I have an ulterior motive in my Thanksgiving festivities this year... Mwahahahahahahahaha!

If your Thanksgiving hostess seems to smile a lot this year, maybe, just maybe... She has a sssssecret!!!!

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I'd like to ditch the family and go to Vegas for Thanksgiving one year.

Dear V:

I'm not a hateful person. I think I hate people, but after some real thought I discover 99.9% of the time I really don't. If most of them showed up dripping wet and freezing on my doorstep in the middle of the night, I'd throw a towel in their face and let them sleep on my couch.

99.9% of the time, dammit.
Guess who's .1%?
Youuuuu.

I'd push you down my front steps and laugh hysterically before slamming the door, locking it, and calling the police to report a prowler.

I stalk your Twitter because I take so much deep, personal joy in how much your life sucks.
Your pathetic life is fine wine to me, babe.

I jump for joy just knowing that he threw you away when he was done with you, just like you're supposed to do with trash.

You've had more cocks in you than a Mexican chicken coop and yet you couldn't even blow him right.

In conclusion, I hate you.
With a burning passion.
I deeply wish for your continued misery...
But every night I remember, I pray for you to kill yourself.

Love,
The bitch that beat you && would still like to set you on fire.

My father once told me that even the love of my life would never marry me.
I hope he chokes to death on my wedding cake.

The first time my partner and I ever broke it off [temporarily, we've tried to separate multiple times and it doesn't work], I did it over MySpace. Because I'm a jackass.

I have the whole exchange saved.
And I read it sometimes, as penance.
So I'll never forget how bad I fucked up.
And how much patience my love has.
And that they used to love me so much more.

And, of course, that everything is my fault.

I honestly love my dogs more than any human.
Because I know they love me more than any human could.
And they will always love me.

I'll believe in miracles when you kiss me... till then, All bets are off.

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Sorry gas station gal, I know you're just itching for me to notice you, but I know your type.  As soon as I acknowledge any chemistry I know you'll file me away as your latest conquest and turn back into just the gas station gal.  Hopefully you don't think I was too rude for not waving back.  You've got the 20+ other guys that rotate during the day to flirt with you, so have fun.

I am so going to miss you everyday I am gone, why can't it be Saturday already?

How can I be so in love with someone that I will never have? God please let me fall out of love, so I can go one with my life.

I'm thankful for my husband and the life we will have together. I'm thankful for my family,even for the ones that give me a hard time. I'm thankful for my life even though its not going well right now.I am very thankful yet I am very sad and ready to start my life that I am destin to have. I love you!

My favorite animal is a wolf. I wish I was a wolf.

I think about him all the time. My heart skips a beat and I get butterflies when its him texting or calling me. Feels like I'm 16 and not wanting to hang up first. Feels good. Sucks that I'm married and he's got a girl. W...miss u like CRAZY...M

I have a crush on a girl named Ellen.  I'm just coming out of a year-long+ relationship and I'm sort of scared because I don't remember how this works.

You know what?
Fuck you!
You think I didn't notice in the store when you introduced me as your "daughter".
I am so NOT your fucking daughter.
I love my father.
You are NOT him.
Just because my mom is married to you, you think you can come into my life and be my new father.
Well guess what?
You mean nothing to me.
You ruined my life, and I hate you.
Fuck you, asshole.

Caroline

I know we're just friends, but I really like you a lot and I can never tell if you feel the same way. All I really want is to be with you...to stroke your hair when you sleep, to hold you tight, to wipe away your tears... Caroline, please ask me out...

J

Chito puff, i'm so grateful for the year we spent together, even if you treated me like shit most of the time. I've learned more about love from you than i have in the past 20 years of my life. I appreciate what you've done for me and what i had to go through to understand that love is a pain. I will always love you, even though we're not together. I hope you get better and realize your mistakes. I won't be waiting, but i'll definitely be here. Olive juice, always.
-Hunny Pi

Why does Thanksgiving have to be so stressful and full of lies? I have to lie to my parerns if we want to goto DH's parents. Holidays are nothing but a pain in the ass guilt-fest. I fucking hate it. I wish we have the money to disappear from November to January and just say "fuck you" to the whole damn family. Gah.

I have extreme feelings for him but kno we cant ever date. Too weird. He makes me happy and a smile never leaves my face wid him. Life sucks. Bummer!

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I like an older man at work. He is downstairs in his whites. He's a pom... with pale skin, blue eyes and blonde hair. He looks frosty and I want him. Every time I think about him, it gives me the shivers. I want him... because he's older and he's more experienced...

I lied... I'd give up everything for you.

It amazes me how you can just put me in the corners of your mind.

I like seducing men far older than I am. It's a way, I think, of maintaining a type of control of what's happening around me and who. I tell tales of my sexual prowess, but now I'm really afraid that one of these men I've played with, will make me not so pure anymore.

I am so very tired of attending social events by myself.

I masturbate at work. Nearly everyday.

I am the boss.

Damn anxiety...it gets so annoying sometimes. I don't know why I'm so nervous. Well, actually I do know why, I just don't understand why I feel nervous about seeing someone I have seen so many times before. Someone who knows me very well, and likes me how I am. Maybe that's what freaks me out. I actually found someone like that.

i hope my parents get divorced. it would make life a lot easier.

The urge to head up to the Casino and piss away more of my hard earned money has been so great the past four weeks it is unreal.  It's been on my mind almost every wakeing hour and I am afraid I am about to crack.  I keep saying to myself just one hundred bucks but I know full well if I have my bank cards with me it will turn into a full on gamblefest with the outcome as usual.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some things.  I gave my money to the checker and as she was counting my change I wasn't paying attention because I was eyeballing some young women in a short skirt.

When I got home I pulled the wad of bills consisting of my change from my pocket and there was an extra $20 bill.  I guess the clerk fucked up and lucky for me!

  Oh God, here it comes again. For the first 5 years of my marriage my wife cooked Thanksgiving dinner.  It was horrible.  Not the food.  But her whining and bitching and screaming.  She would get so uptight about the process that she would lash out at me over every little thing.

  "I told you to buy one 16 ounce can of pumpkin filling, not two eight ounce cans you fucking jackass. Can't you do anything right you fuck head!"

  How nice! And then I was suppose to sit down and happily enjoy dinner.  It was simply horrible.  My ultimate solution was to suggest we go out for dinner on Thanksgiving.  Wasn't nearly as homey, but at least it stopped her anxious behavior and she would remain civil. This new found peace has lasted for the past 6 years.
  But this year, dammit, she insisted she cook again.  I reminded her of her angst issues.  She  screamed at me that the past history never happened.  Oh the irony, screaming at me that she never screamed at me.
  So this year she is cooking.  And it begins anew.

  "When I called you from the supermarket, you didn't pick up until the third ring.  Why did you wait so long you fucking asshole?  You think I have all day to wait around in the supermarket spice aisle waiting for you to pick up the phone you lazy piece of shit???"

Happy Thanksgiving to all - except me.

One of my newest good friends recently moved into a new apartment -- not on her own volition, but because she would be homeless if she didn't.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, a time to be with people you care about and who care about you. She's not doing anything for Thanksgiving -- as all of her family has kicked her out, she will not spend the holiday with them. She will be spending the day at her apartment with her roommate who, I might add, is somewhere around 20 years her senior.

I knew that I had to pitch the idea to my parents to see if they'd be cool with her having Thanksgiving dinner with us. I felt compelled to do so. No one should have to spend Thanksgiving alone, that is for certain.

Asked my mother, she said she had no problem with it but to also ask my father and brother. Asked my father, he was very hesitant. He said it was fine but that he'd rather it just be the four of us.

So my friend is going to most likely spend the holiday alone, and it hurts me deeply that my father can't open up his heart and slide one more chair up at the Thanksgiving table. Family is family and I understand that, but what's the harm in helping a girl who doesn't have anybody this holiday season feel welcome and accepted?

I love my father deeply, but he can be a gigantic dick sometimes.

M/23/NY

I like you!!

get it through that cute head of yours and ask me out!

love,
E

my ex-boyfriend, whom i love, started to IM me. then he started to send mean things, calling me a bitch and what not. my response? i told him all the things i loved about him, and then he called me more names, i said "forgive him father for he doesnt know what he's doing." he called me weird. i told him i loved him.

we have a date for next friday(:
being a christian is good for more then one way(:

Dear Dad.
  I've thought of forgiving you, giving you another chance.
I've though it a million times.

Then I think of what you've done, and how it affected me and effects me now.

And then I think.

  Fuck you, fuck you very very much.

Look up Psychological Manipulation. It defines my husband and his behavior.  Seriously, I have been trying to figure out how to fix my marriage and relationship, but now I realize that I am dealing with a man who has a real psychological disorder.  

Why have I not realized this before?  I think I always thought I had the capability of fixing him, but now I know
I am not equipped to fix him.

I want out.

Okay I'm a little obsessive so what?  You're the one that didn't want me to leave, it wasn't even my choice then.  But now when I'm here you're pissed off because I had to leave?  Is that why you're not showing up?  Not answering or caring anymore, because thats a lame reason.  It's stupid to punish me for something that wasn't my decision in the first place.  You can't do this.  You can't let me keep you for only a little whle.  You can't support my addiction and then just leave me hanging like this.  What am I supposed to do now?  It's been killing me all day can you just....talk to me please?  I need you to talk to me.  I need you to tell me how much you like me and how perfect I am.  I need you to be here trying to make me happy.  This hurts okay?  This is killing me right now and I don't know why.  I really need you right now.  Please just....say hello or something.  Anything?  I need this to be like it was before because I'm not entirely sure I can function if it's different. Please?

my friends ex-boyfriend who totally broke her heart is my new best friend. He fills all the holes in my heart. I know I'm a bad friend to her for this, but I need a friend like him. He makes me happy and I really need that right now.

My faith is in a danger zone.
WEEOOO WEEOOO ALERT ALERT- ATHEISTS AHEAD! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

Why is it that when I go to school or work or anywhere in public that isn't my church, I get hounded by lousy atheists and agnostics who ask me berating and stupid questions...

"Did you know there's no proof of a God? Only really logically impaired people believe in one...Only the weak believe in Him."

Woah there, homefry...I don't try to shove my beliefs down your throat, and you shouldn't on me.

That's what the word FAITH means...it means believing when everyone and everything tells you not to. If God went around performing miracles and walking on water in front of everyone, there would be no need for me to believe.

I can't believe i will never see you again... You were the only one who made me truly happy in every possible way... Oh what could have been...

Bye Bye Moose

Fuck you Starbucks guy. Really, go stick a biscotti up your ass.

I was at a Starbucks today.  What a crazy system they have.  You order a coffee and then go wait off to the side with 10 other people until your particular order is ready and placed on the counter.  

I can't tell you how many times some stranger has pawed my cup when it is placed on the counter, turning it around so they can see if it's theirs.  Starbucks makes how many billions in profit and this is the best system they can come up with - where strangers get to put their grubby fingers on my coffee cup?  What does the Department of Health think about this plan??

So anyway, today I am politely waiting for my coffee and I notice the guy who ordered after me just picked up his coffee.  I look around wondering what could have happened to mine. I double check - there is a coffee on the little pickup counter but it's marked as a plain latte - whereas I had ordered a pumpkin latte. But just then, I see the girl who ordered before me is coming back in the front door of the store.  She comes over and puts the cup she is holding back on the counter.  Then she picks up the plain latte and leaves.  I look.  She was returning my pumpkin latte.  Obviously, a minute earlier, she had left the store, took a sip and realized her mistake.

First off, fuck you bitch.  You drank someone else's coffee and just put it back on the counter without saying a word so I can suck on your germs?? Really, fuck you, you selfish piece of trash.  Can I now have the opportunity to maybe pee in your coffee before you take a sip??

Secondly, I turn to the Starbucks guy and point out that my pumpkin latte is "used".  You know what he says?  

"You think she contaminated it? Poor baby, waa waa."

Do I deserve that?  I am paying almost $5 for "used" coffee.  Some stranger has put her lips and tongue on my cup and I am supposed to happily oblige Starbucks and guzzle down her backwash.

I politely say to the obnoxious prick, "My dignity is worth more than $5.  Yours obviously isn't.  You drink it."  Then I walked out.

Fuck you Starbucks.  I will never buy coffee there again.

everything about this city is miserable, from the weather to the daily drudgery of commuting by broken old buses and walking for miles in the rain. everything is broken and has holes because you can't afford new stuff. not even a working umbrella. it costs double here what it would elsewhere. i hate this place.

What do I want for Christmas.... An engagement ring would be ideal. It could be out of a quarter machine for all I care.

Every time we're together I tell you you're the Jacob to my Bella :D I wish I could distinguish the difference between love and in love a little more...the lines are blurred for me just like they are for Bella. I'll always love you, no matter which way the line curves you Guido. ;)

Sweetheart, that's not a beauty mark.  That's a fucking mole!  Ick!  Get it removed as I can't stand to look at you!

I am very lonely today...my love should be with me but I choose to leave...why can't he just grow the fuk up? Doesn't he realize that communication is the fuel to our marriage? He wants me yo be open and real yet he can't. Open up get it together and save your marriage..it is your turn to make this happen! I love you!