I love you Jose. Trust me, we WILL be married one day.

After I found out that you had Hodgkin's Lymphoma, you told me that you loved me. Now I feel like I'm obligated to love you back, even if I've found someone else. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm dating him, but I still want to keep you around...after all, you probably don't really love me, you're just saying that because you're scared about facing your own mortality... *she said hopefully*

I really don't want to have to break your heart, but if you keep talking about marriage, I'm scared I might say yes just so I don't have to break up with you...

if things don't get better,
well,
i know how i'm going to fix it.

I've been replaced.

Fuck you too.

I now understand your feelings about it. I came to the same realization. Too bad I had to learn the hard way.

I was told that, out of all the yellow tennis balls in the world, I was the red one that everybody wanted to catch. Holy shit, that's a boost. I mean, I knew I was SEXXY as hell, but that just confirms it. Thanks, friend. Best compliment EVER! :oD

*sigh* It's incredible tome that you are interested in me, I don't know how to say that to you, somehow I think you would be OK with it, but I have been with soooooooo many guys in the past that letting them know I like them at all is pretty much taboo that I have a hard time expressing myself.  Sometimes I wonder if you see the shock in my face when you say something sweet to me... I know it must show.
You do the most amazing things, things other girls would probably take for granted, things like kissing me on my forehead, putting off sex so we could get to know each other better, leaving something of yours at my place, all small gestures, but things that make me know you actually care.  I wish I could express myself better, but I am scared of scaring you away, maybe after a month or so I will feel more confident.
Am I a heartbreaker?  Yeah, I have broken a few hearts, but in the grand scheme of things you statistically have a much better chance of being the one to break mine.
I guess what I am saying is that I am still scared, but that at some point that will go away, if we can make it past a month then life will be much easier for me.

I would never say it to my wife, but my brother in law is a fucking idiot.

On October 12, 2009, the head of the IPCC himself said in an e-mail that gloabl warming is not occuring, the global temperature is in decline, and nobody knows why.

Yet my brother in law, a man working towards his PhD, says that doesn't mean anything!

Ok, let me get this straight.  The guy in charge said it's NOT happening, which actually means it IS happening.

Welcome to "1984".

It's just a fucking religion, and he's been shown his god doesn't exist.  It's going to take awhile for him to admit it.

You have the most beautiful smile, and I swear when you say hello to me, your face lights up, and the butterflies start fluttering in my stomach...
But you never say goodbye...
hmmm ?

I am a better listener than talker.  I'm actually quite awkward when trying to carry on a conversation.  Perhaps I should pretend to be mute.

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I don't understand Catholicism.  So, you can sin, right?  Oh, feel so badly for the sin you just committed that you were taught was wrong, like sex before marriage or masturbation, but then everything is okay when you go and tell a priest in a box?  
How is this better than just trying to be a good person?

Religion is just a scam.

Put down that damn Ipod touch once in a while. Life is going by without you...not to mention it's a huge turnoff.

I think i am finally over her.   Thank god...now I have a new one...

I'm sorry I cut you up today while driving. I hope you had a nice day, nevertheless.

Every day I wake up and struggle to find a reason to get out of bed. I am scared for the day I decide I don't need to.

FUCK! I'm addicted AGAIN.
I keep getting attached to someone over and over.
First it was the emotional attachment to some older boy. Who manipulated me quite well.  It took me a long ass time to break out of that.
Then it was a suffocating friendship. If it was in a physical sense, I probably strangled the SHIT out of my old best friend.
Now it's an extremely ... attached friendship. I can't even call it emotional, or dependent. I'm just ATTACHED to her. Not only that, it feels so damn LUSTFUL. I can't believe this I can't believe this I can't believe this. I specifically TOLD myself: Watch yo ass! You gonna get hurt again, don't get attached or dependent EVER AGAIN BITCH.  AND I DIDN'T! I was pretty sure I'd be fine really. But now all day she's been in my head at least once every 10 minutes. AWFUL. Just AWFUL. I can't ruin our tight friendship with this lusty bullshit.  I'm not even gay! AHHHH. GOD FREE ME FROM THIS LUSTY PAIN.

I look into the mirror and I go, "Oh hell yeah! Thighs aren't so bad~!" Then I sit down and think SHIT SON. GEEZ. Why do they have to double their size when I sit down! Why!!

Ever since I was a little kid, I've wanted to be a member of a Japanese family and grow up to be a geisha girl. I love oriental culture and I love how Asian girls look. (I wanted to be a Rockette too, but I'm way too short.)

Yes, I have a bit of a crush on Asians...and the Rockettes.

-F/27/hopelessly blonde,grey-eyed, and 5'2

I wish I'd get broken up with. At least that way, I would have been in a relationship recently.

I miss you soo much, I'm sorry I was so weird. I couldn't be myself because I was trying to impress you.
I was quiet because I was worried about what you'd think.
Because I love you

I know I told you that I didn't like you a lot, but that was a lie. I lie to you a lot, actually. I pretend to more than I do because I want to impress you, but I'm pretty sure I still fail, since you haven't talked to me in three days. Can you believe I've kept track? I can't. I don't do this, generally, but you make me go a little crazy. I wish you'd never kissed me. I would still be ok if you didn't.

I dread Freecycle e-mails around this type of year.  People give the biggest sob stories begging for stuff for their families for Christmas.  Can ONE holiday season go by where I can just enjoy the stuff that I worked hard to get my own family without the radio/TV/e-mail making me feel like shit for it?

My ex is so flamboyantly gay now. It's hard to believe that I ever convinced myself that he was into chicks. I just thought he was super fun to shop with.

I was on a chatboard today and i saw one post that read, "Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered that 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."

Thank you random writer. You made my day. I'm hoping to make somebody elses.

I thought about it.  I'm not going back to that facebook account again.  If I need someone, it won't be him.

I will be meeting him this next weekend...I can't wait!
We will make mad fuk together. The passion runs from me just thinking about it. This will be the moment in which I commit infidelity...just as my husband did. I only wish I can mail him a visual..the downside of that is it will probably turn him on!

Everytime I scratch my nails down someone elses back
I hope you feel it! I hope you feel it!

I'm hoping you'll finally tell me how you really feel about me the next time we're alone again....even though I don't deserve to hear it for what I said to you.I made a mistake that day and if I had it to do over,I would have never said anything to you about it.I would have just let nature take its course.I'm sure we'll end up kissing someday soon.A kiss wouldn't hurt,right? I can't wait. ;)

I find I cannot respect anyone who is a Fox News Republican. I have a great deal of respect for  honest conservatives and share many of their beliefs, but if one more idiot claims Obama is a Muslim I think I will scream.

The lack of respect spills over into my work, where I no longer trust any of the extreme right wingers with important or complex tasks. I am too afraid the lack of intelligence will come back to bite me.

I wish that you would share more with me, even if it's just the little things that you think are boring or unimportant. I remember everything you tell me. Don't ever hesitate, I'd love to hear anything you have to say. I have a feeling I wouldn't be able to get enough...

"Climate-gate".  Oh my gosh.  Could the Republicans get any more absurd?

A bunch of emails were, how should I say this, "taken without permission" from a research facility. I believe there is another word for "taken without permission".

Anyway, after reading the internal research emails, some Republicans donning tin foil hats want us to believe that scientists have been faking their global warming data.

The proof?

In one of the emails a scientist says, "I've just completed the nature trick of adding in the real temperatures for the last 20 years..."

Oh horror!  Did you see that?  The scientist used the word "trick".  There can only be one conclusion - ALL THE RESEARCH ON GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE!!!  HE USED THE WORD TRICK!!!!!

Umm...

An example: Quick, add all the numbers between 1 and 100.  

Meaning 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + .... + 100 =

It would take you a while and you'd probably make a few errors.

But try it this way - don't add them in order.  Add them from the outside in:

1+100 = 101
2+99 = 101
3+98 = 101
.
.
.
50+51 = 101

You'll quickly realize there are 50 pairings of 101.  50 x 101 = 5050.

There, you solved the massive addition problem in 10 seconds.  This is what's known in math circles as a "trick".  It doesn't mean the answer is fake.  It doesn't mean the answer is wrong.  "Trick" simply means coming up with a rather elegant twist to make the problem easier.

Yet the Republicans, who I guess have no experience at all with elegant solutions, want you to believe something sinister has happened.  They do, after all, have experience with all things sinister.

sing with me please.


it would be great.

you don't know how happy it would make me if you said those things you wrote to my face.

or maybe you do. please i would like to hear it. it's not real if i don't.

hmm.
stop saying nice things to me.

i won't be able to help myself.

i had NO IDEA you were so full of shit.
i posted something no facebook and you got pissed? and didnt tell me, instead, you were COMPLETELY hypocritical and posted that shit on facebook!
am i allowed to ask.. wtf!?
whatever.

i actually told you i think i'm going to break up with my boyfriend.
you gave one of those little joking gasps, but were surprised.
as you walked away, did you think about me,
about the new possibility of being with me?
i want to be with you.

Is there something about me that just screams "loser" to you guys?
Yeah, you GUYS. Guys that I have known my entire life and have made no attempt to look at me as a girl they could love.

Now, this is just a theory, but I don't think I'm really THAT unattractive. Boys I barely know hit on me and text me, and one even fell in love with me. But boys in my own goddamn school don't.

Hmmm...I'm seeing a pattern.

do i stay with him and be scared all the time, or do i stay away and miss him like crazy?  wow what a messed up dilemma.  thing is, if i stay with him, i will always be scared of him.  if i go away, i will always miss him, and he will be my daydream place, my safeplace in my mind, even though he's not my safeplace in real life...

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You are horrible to me.  You threaten me and then when I go on about how fearful I am u say I'm ranting??? You have no sympathy or anything for me.  I am your pet, your possession, not a person.  I don't know how I let myself get to this point, you have brought me down so far that I don't even see me anymore.  Because I am too nice.  I need to turn into a bitch or something.  I wish I was coldhearted for you, I wish I didn't care, I wish I never met you.  Then I wouldn't be here in this predicament right now.  How do you miss a man who has hit you, pulled your hair, punched your head, puts you down, threatens u and generally makes you feel unsafe?? How?? I am actually one of those women now.  I want nothing more than to fall asleep with him and have his arms around me and be thisclose to his face and look in his eyes.  I'm a stupid stupid girl who has fallen for someone who treats me this way.  I see myself and say "u stupid bitch."  I seriously need help, this isn't right.  I need to go get help.

I don't need you anymore!
Your own words taught me that!
What happened to us...you did!
I learned a lot from you..
everything I don't want in my life!


Thank you!

am jealous of my roommate because she is dating/sleeping with two different guys while i am just a fat cow who no man has ever desired

i cry every night because i feel like my family is embarrassed by and disappointed in me

i am disgusted with my body but lack the willpower or energy to do anything about it

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my girlfriend is such a tease :c
but i love her pussy! i can't wait to eat you again baby
i love youuuu

I hate your depression and it makes me hate you.  All you do is whine and feel sorry for yourself and stew over everything that has hurt your feelings ever since you were born.  How about this?  Get over it!!!!!!!!!!!  We all have pain, you take yours and make it an entity of its own.  For gods sake get off your fat ass and do something.  I want to leave you so badly, but I like my house and my stuff too much.  You will never do anything with your pathetic life, I hope you die so I can have mine back

I am no longer interested in you today but crave what was...that is only a dream that will never come true...because it wasn't true in the beginning I only wanted it to be so bad that I created an illusion then reality slapped me in the face!

Now I am here you are there and there never was an us...only a dream!

Hubby is starting to flake out and fall into old habits.  Hang tight dear "friend", I may need you again to put him back in line.

If not my "friend", I'll find someone else.  This shit is going to end - one way or another.  The husband will respect me or else I'm doing this solo.  He should have learned this by now.

I refuse to be a single mom with a husband.

C:
I want you to slam me against a wall in anger, and halfway there have it turn to lust. I want you to fuck me angry, baby. You have so much anger... put it inside me. Augh I'm wet thinking about it.
Your taboo princess
M.

I know that you love me. I know that you have always loved me, that you will always love me, and that losing me once nearly killed you and that losing me again would probably do the trick.

But I wish you had a spine other than my own. I wish you had priorities that don't include me. I wish you didn't need me every second of every day. I wish that being apart for just a few months wouldn't turn you into such a needy, whiny, mopey, miserable thing.

I wish that you would foster your own independence and stop depending on me to be your sole source of light, hope, and happiness.

And most of all, I wish you would stop doubting my own devotion to you simply because my happiness is not based entirely on you.

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no i dont wanna punch you but fuck! its so fucking easy for you to just fucking walk away! talkin bout man it doesnt even matter. this mood swing is not helpin you either girl.
like, i would descrive this feeling, as one of me saying "fuck this im sorry i seem to have run out of time for people who obviously seem to not give a shit about me."
or how bout this: no more fucking bullshit ok? you either want me or you dont.
im sick of not knowing when you are or are no longer interested in me.

You do NOT deserve me! I am relizing this by seeing how strangers treat me with so much more respect and deciency the way you did when we were just strangers. What happened to you that made you despise me so much...It all began before our first fight to have brought us to a point of no return.

I'm sorry and I pity you!

I don't deserve you.
But I'm ever so grateful God brought you to me.

Sometimes I wonder if you're onto me; if you know how much I love you. Then I wonder if you're really a psychic ninja who knows my thoughts. If you are then thanks for not behaving any differently ;)

  I want u so bad i almost cant stand it. I want u next 2 me every day and nite. just being mine. Of coarse id love 2 jump u and have wild passionet dirty sex. But i want you entirely. Im truly in love with you

You fat whore.  You never could find a husband, you never could manage to even find a long term relationship, so you are hell bent on breaking up mine.  You encourage my wife to leave me so you won't be alone and miserable.  Oh you'll still me miserable, but you won't be alone because you'll have my wife with you.  You selfish cunt.  Your time is coming bitch.

Damn.  I wanted to take the bait.  He posted an obvious movie reference and I wanted to take the bait and give a quote back.  

Then I took a breath and realized that even though I'm a sucker for pop culture I in no way shape or form want to be a sucker for him.

That sounds incredulously lame.  And that sums up what it means to associate with him.  Lame, degrading, stupid, and a waste of time.

I can say with all honesty that I can't believe humans like you really exist. Your soon to be ex-wife was right. She wasn't justified in her actions, believe me. But you have got to be a total sociopath to behave the way you're behaving. I'm glad I found this out now and not later. Hope it's not going to be awkward. No hard feelings.

I wonder if he ever thinks of me. I know i can't get him off my mind.

I hope you're not another dirtbag who just wants to screw me. Do you know how many times I've heard that one? It would be very unfair to me. I can't sleep. It's eating at my heart not knowing for sure. It doesn't seem likely since you've had plenty of chances and haven't gone for it. Deep down, with all my heart I believe that you're a million times better than that.

Please let me be right. Please be better than that.

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh.
No homo but seriously, I can't help but feel some SERIOUS sexual tension when we're alone- I DON'T KNOW WHY. I DON'T !! We're close friends! And we're both 100% straight! After finding out you already had your first kiss, I thought, "Okay no problem I totally wanna go kiss her now; I won't feel so bad anymore."
DAMNIT! No no no no ! I reFUSE to succumb into temptation. I can't risk a great friendship over something stupid and momentary.
I am praying to God to help me and release me, and be strong about this. This is absolutely CRAZY. God help me pleasee. Anyone out there, pray for my heart to become stronger. Screw you Satan! Why are you attacking me from a sexual perspective!!

Since you broke my heart I am not interested in other guys. Its like that part of me has been turned off or broken. Its been a year and a half since we broke up and a year since I have seen you......I hope you are at least a little bit broken too

The first time I had sex with someone new after we broke up, i went through all the motions like I was happy. They after i faked an orgasm and he finished I went into the bathroom and cried into a towel. He had no idea, and neither do you.

The way you held my hand today between yours gave me butterflies. Your sweet kiss gave me goose bumps. I'm really falling. Please don't hurt me.

I get so lonely late at night. I wonder what it'd be like to have you here to talk to. If you were here with me right now (or if I was there with you) maybe we could turn off the light, crawl into bed, pull the blankets up over our heads, and just hide there together in our own little world. I'd love to fall asleep in your arms. It probably won't ever happen, but it's still a pleasant dream that helps me get to sleep sometimes...

Lying next to you in bed. You just fucking screamed into my ear that I'm an asshole! Good job! Now how do I get out of this life with you? Also grow the fuck up!

I think Todd Mane has the most gorgeous body. I'd have his babies.

Men should be naked more often. The male body is such a beautiful thing and I don't think that it gets celebrated nearly enough in our society.

i feel like you'd rather be with your ex. but that's okay, i'd rather be with your best friend.

why can't i have all three of them...?

I like to tell the love of my life about boys I see looking at me to see how he'll react.

I have overcome my addiction!





YOU

Seek help because you seriously need it!
Look in the mirror what do you see a battle within yourself and you are losing.
Are you happy with the man that reflects...if you really are then your problem is worse than I thought.

You are not real to others be real with you for once and face your demons!

Finally!! There are real men left out there!

I love you and I am on your side.  Everyday.  You've got to start letting the little things that bug you go.  So what you think Christmas was ruined 4 weeks ago by your sibling.  Quit making a big deal out of everything.  One rotten experience in your day and you freak out over the sun setting  I cannot and will not listen to it every single day.  Let the little shit go.  IT IS UNIMPORTANT.

I'm crazy about my BFF.



FML

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GROW THA FUK UP!
You are 40+ and what do you have to show for it?
NOTHING>>>NOT EVEN ME!!!

You're an asshole and play to many fukn games...Sit BooBoo sit!

Just release me already so I can find true happiness and give all I have to someone worthy of what I have to offer!

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I just realized that I do not want a boyfriend right now. I am not ready to commit. And I lose my interest in boys pretty quickly. Half the time, I'm glad I don't go for it. I think I should just stay in my little bubble and have fun on my own. Or else I'm just going to get myself in trouble.

You seriously think you can just ignore me? Haha, think again. I'm going to make this hell for you.

I don't like that Facebook had all its members update their privacy settings. Everyone I used to like to stalk is private now.

i think like a "scumbag" but i dont even want to tell my bestfriends/ my boyfriend!

My pussy is so wet.

I am an alcoholic. When I'm drunk I am a sociopath (I think). I cheated on my husband with a friend in the front yard while he was sleeping in the house. I was drunk and I loved it.

I know I shouldn't be with him, I know I need to give it a clean break.  But something inside me says I should keep trying.  He has put his hands on me a few times, so for that reason alone, I shouldn't be with him anymore.  I know what he can do.  He never beat me, but some things have happened.  I don't feel completely safe with him anymore.  I need that.  But I love him.  They say that men like that start small, a slap here and there because you mouthed off.  But they say it always escalates, it always gets worse.  It certainly never gets lighter, once a man has slapped you, the hardest part is over, he knows he can do it again if you stick around.  You are giving him permission to continue, just by staying with him. That barrier has been broken.

I want you more than you'll ever know...I want you more than I'll ever know but I know you are no good for me. Why is it do hard for me to get you out of my head?

hate to be the one to break this to you, but debt is a part of life. sorry

Dear husband, please please please just cheat on me. so that we can get a divorce. I'm so unhappy with you and you're totally clueless. just cheat on me so we can end this. I don't love you anymore, i don't want to be with you anymore. just go and leave me alone. I hate you and i want a divorce but i'm not going to tell you. just cheat, it's ok sure i'll be mad and "heart broken" on the surface but on the inside i'll be happy that i don't have to be with you anymore. so go......cheat.

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so we had an AMAZING week together then you left to go back home, sure we text but it's not the same. I miss you and am craving to see you, kiss you, hold you, hear your voice but you just found out that you have a kid. now things are totally different. why would she tell you 20 days after he was born that he's yours? i don't fucking get it! i don't think he's yours, i think she's just saying that because she knows and i know that you would do anything and everything for your own kid, you would be a wonderful father. I hate her. i miss you i want to talk to you, you asked me to come visit before you found out about him and i should of, fuck my life, i should of just come to see you when you asked me to. God I feel so stupid. Tyler my cowboy i love you, i miss you and i really don't think that that kid is yours.

Bill O'Reilly actually believes the things he says. Scary.

My biggest fantasy is to be fucked by a sexy police officer. You know, one of those 25-45 year old clean cut all American guys. I want him to try and arrest me. I want to beg him to let me go. I want to offer my pussy to him, and for him to take it aggressively. I want him to fuck me like I've never been fucked before.



I don't have a record, and I've never been arrested in my life. I guess this fantasy will have to stay that way. :'(

21/f

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Why again do I want to marry this bitch?