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199,244 If you can't find my gspot with your fingers, you won't find it magically with your dick. Lucky for me I know about pillow placement to give us both a better shot at getting off.

Yes I get wet easily. But if you put in even 5 minutes of foreplay it would double. Smh they never listen


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199,243 Old people really think they have a say...but your clock is ticking, so stop wasting it arguing with younger people. Move alonnnnnng


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199,242 I've been miserable. I'm too young to not be happy. Someone read me, confirmed I'm not happy and that I will soon be leaving you.


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199,241 When getting a blowjob, if she ignores the balls, I know she isn't that committed.  Ball suckers tend to be swallowers as well in my experience.


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199,240 Another day getting mistreated. I swear if I had the money and the resources i would leave instantly! So sick of being mentally amd and physically abused. I wish i could escape!


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199,239 My husband wanders through life with no confidence. Everyone notices. It affects him at work. It affects his social life. It affects my social life!


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199,237 I was fired on Friday. I haven't told anyone yet. Tomorrow is Monday. Hard to keep it a secret any longer when I have no place to go tomorrow.


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199,236 i hate hate hate when my husband gets me confused with his first wife. he'll ask if i remember the hotel we stayed at in new orleans. i then have to explain we've never been to new orleans, he went with his fist wife. his mistake never bothers him but it bothers me.


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199,235 I live in an old building which has been converted to apartments. The way the building is carved up there is an apartment on either side of me and one above me. I'm surrounded. Each apartment has it's own boiler and oil tank. I find I never have to turn my heat on. There is enough heat coming from all the other apartments that it forms an insulating blanket around me. I figure I'm saving $500 a year or more! Yay!


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199,234 I don't mind there are people out there who want to help minorities and immigrants and women. But I don't understand why their "helping" all these others means I have to be branded as an "evil white person".  What did I do wrong? I'm just here, being me, minding my own business. But somehow, in order to help the minorities, I have to be at fault for something. Can't you just help those in need without putting me down in the process. I didn't do anything wrong.


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199,233 Thank you and I am grateful for the pictures and everything. I feel complete once again.


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199,232 My nephew's new wife is not pretty. She's a bit annoying too. There, I said what no one else is willing to say.


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199,231 I had dinner at an italian restaurant that smelled foul. It was like they had a leak in their bathroom sewer pipe. It ruined the meal. Afterwards I found out the restaurant is located around the corner from a sewage treatment plant. Like no. Like what were they thinking? You can't have a restaurant next to raw sewage. Does this really have to be explained?


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199,230 For the last few days I've had a sharp debilitating pain in my chest and back. Last night I coughed up blood. Now I feel sick to my stomach. This might be it for me. I'm not going to the doctor because I don't want medical intervention. What would I get, another year of living, but chained to an IV tube and debilitated by surgery? No thank you. I lived a good life. If it's my time, then it's my time.


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199,229 Amazing how older people blame Millennials for institutions that have been in place for decades already.

Old people, get with the times or get out. No one cares about your ineptitude to deal with change or innovation.


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199,228 I wish the people in my life weren't so judgmental. Maybe it's a thing everywhere. People always offering their opinions on what is right and wrong. I don't want your opinion on what I'm doing wrong. So stop giving it to me.


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199,227 I grew up in a house shared by 10 family members. We only had one bathroom but somehow it worked.

These days I see houses listed for sale with 7 bathrooms. This makes no sense to me. There are more bathrooms than people!


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199,226 I think my wife cheated. I will never know for sure though. She's not the honest type. She will never tell me the truth. What am I supposed to do? Just eat it and pretend it didn't happen? I can't do that. Maybe if she fessed up I could see a path to getting past it. But if she never tells me the truth then I sit here day after day seething about what I don't know. In her mind she's trying to save this marriage by not telling. Instead, her not telling is what's destroying the marriage.


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199,225 Cancer is a billion-dollar-a-year industry. Nobody has any interest in curing it.


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199,224 There is a man in our office who shaves before work, but I think he doesn't wear his glasses so there are hairy spots and clean spots on his face. It's very creepy. It's how I imagine a crazy person in the insane asylum shaves. You'd think he'd realize by now that he needs to wear his glasses while shaving.


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199,223 Seems really dumb to name the California fire Camp Fire. Think of how confusing it will be going forward.

"My uncle died in Camp Fire."

"Your uncle died in a camp fire? How is that possible?"

"He didn't die in a camp fire he died in Camp Fire."

Say wha?


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199,222 I wash out paper towels and reuse them.


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199,221 I have not emptied my nuts in weeks. This is crazy. Gotta do something about it.


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199,220 I'll be drinking a Coke at my desk on Friday afternoon. I leave the office for the weekend. I'll come in the next Monday morning and if there is still soda in the can, I'll drink it.


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199,219 I met a very nice woman. She's in her fifties. She told me her grown children come home on random weekends just to hang out with her. This is my goal as a parent.


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199,218 Why did I ever imagine I was attracted to him?  He's not all that bright, not all that good-looking, and even his abilities as an athlete are going to be gone in a few years went he's worn all his joints out.  He was really rude to me that time, and I just forgot him.


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199,217 I don't like anyone who tries to control me in any way.


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199,216 I've met different types of strippers when going to the clubs.

1)  There's the closet nymphomaniac who just wants to get as many guys off as she can.  These women are a lot of fun.

2)  There's the narcissist woman who thinks she God's gift to mankind.  She strips to reinforce the idea in her head that men want her.  These women are usually younger, young enough that life hasn't pulled out the rug from under them yet.  These women are annoying, but usually attractive.

3)  There's the older woman for whom stripping is a job no different than a 9 to 5 job in an office.  Total professionals, not much personality.

4)  There's the woman who's on drugs and lacks the skills to do anything else.  She's a total train wreck and not much more than a prostitute with a work address.


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199,215 All these damn feelings came rushing back... They suck.


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199,212 These feelings that came from nowhere is now consuming me for now. Once I heard his voice and his sigh my heart melted. Then it turned to a power struggle. Just stupid, so stupid. It made me re realize why I broke it off with him. It was all about his ego. His self centered ness, his inability to be accountable for his own actions and his lies. All of his lies cost us so much. All he had to do was just be truthful. That’s it then things could have been worked out. Maybe we could have been friends in the end but that damn ego got in his way. What a waste, an absolute waste of time and energy and what I thought was love. I was so wrong, very wrong.


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199,211 Last week, my husband and I took the day off for a day of sex play. We had it all planned out. Outfits, role play, we go all out. I had a little prosecco, and The last thing I remember is being tied to the bed. I assume I just got really drunk, or the weed was super. I didn’t get blackout drunk though, and weed’s great, but not that great. I woke up from what felt like a nap after “blacking out”.  I tell my husband I don’t remember parts of it the next day, and it’s bothering me. I’m feeling suspicious now that he put something in my drink to lower my inhibitions. Today I noticed hidden in a box on his desk, he has a small brown vial of liquid. I hope this isn’t what I think it is.
I took the vial and hid it in my things. He had just visited the adult book store before our “date”. I don’t go in those places but I assume they sell illicit things.



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199,209 Seriously I am shaking my head at the knowledge of knowing I to see the man that destroyed my family and he hasn’t changed one bit since the last time I seen him.  My daughter wants to see him as she was searching him out last month. Now it’s time to close this door once and for all.


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199,208 My wife is mean all the time. It's her thing. Me. The kids. People she knows. She's angry at all of us. I don't think she knows how to be happy.


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199,207 It’s both interesting and heartbreaking loving someone but realizing they are bad for you.

Resisting their efforts because you know what is best for you but wish they weren’t.




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199,206 You know the Polar Bear plunge when people strip down to a bathing suit in the middle of winter and jump in the water on a dare?

I see the millennials are now old enough to organize these events. They added their own spin. They do it in October so they don't get too cold.

LOL.




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199,201 I can tell when my wife knows she crossed a line and fucked up with me.  

First she'll try to back out of what she did.  She'll say I misunderstood what she meant.  She'll be very nice to me.  And maybe I did misunderstand what she said.

But the next day... she'll let me do whatever I want and not bug me.  She won't hassle me with watching the kids or doing any errands.  I'll be left alone all day to do what I want.  At least she knows she fucked up and shouldn't have done it.


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199,200 Lawyers are such scum. They'll say anything to get their way. They have no problem lying. Is that what they learn in law school, how to lie? What a scummy profession. The worst people I know are lawyers.


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199,199 It's all the rage to get your DNA tested so you know your ancestry. I would never do it. Somehow I'll bet law enforcement is getting their hands on your DNA and adding it to their database. It could come back to bite you one day.


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199,198 I want to have an affair but have no idea where to even start. Meeting people and dating sounds both exhausting and terrible. So I guess I’ll just stay married and miserable.


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199,197 I miss my lover, crazy wild sex, nothing was too extreme with her.  Sadly her husband found out and she had to stop seeing me.  My loss.
She was in an open marriage, but when she started to develop feelings for me her husband ended it.


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199,196 You can never go wrong with pinstripes!!



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199,195 Went to my yearly physical. Doctor asked all the routine questions, including if I have ever had thoughts of offing myself. I told him no. I lied. I think about it all the time.


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199,194 My wife of 30 yrs died recently. I am lost & lonely. About 20 yrs ago we made a video of us naked, fooling around laughing, and she gave me a happy, loving blowjob. The video is 5 mins long. I watch it over & over to remember the really good times. She was beautiful. Now it’s all I have of our private memories. I just watch over & over for hours. I smile, then cry. Then do it again.


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199,193 There is dried cum on my computer screen. I need to keep wipes at my desk.


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199,191 My enemies are all cowards.


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199,190 It’s coming up on three years since we broke up.

I have vivid dreams with you all the time. Last night was the first time I got to get that close to you in my dreams. I felt myself trying so hard to hold your hand, and just feel your skin, but I think that it’s been so long, and I’ve forgotten so much that I am only allowed to see and feel the things I can remember in-depth.
Unfortunately..I feel myself forgetting a lot of things.
I still miss you all. the. time.


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199,189 Our school district cancelled school yesterday because it was snowing. Actually, it wasn't snowing. It snowed the day before.

There must have been snow on the roads. But come to think of it, there was no snow on the roads. Everything had already been plowed.

It must have been that the roads were wet and the temp was below freezing, possibly causing ice. But actually it was 40 degrees and sunny so the roads were completely dry.

Well then I'm stumped as to why we closed the schools. It's so typical though. We close schools because social media complains we should close schools. That's who really runs the district, the town facebook page. The trolls say we should close schools. The administrators don't want to be bad mouthed, so they close the schools. Last year our district closed school more than any other district in the entire state. It was so bad that the make-up days ran all the way to July 1st.

And here we go again. Forget democracy. We are governed by the mobs on the internet.


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199,188 I have more fun going out alone than with my husband. I hate that this is what our relationship has evolved into.


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199,187 I was in a discussion with a black woman online about politics. She seemed a little full of herself, as if she was trying to act smarter than she is. Then she removed all doubt. She tried to casually slip into the conversation,

“I’ll be honest and admit that these days my default response to most situations of this type is caedite eos novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.”

Oh. That's your default response to most things these days? Many of my friends say things like wow, or I can't believe it, or lol. But you, the first thing that comes to your mind is some obscure latin phrase no one would know.

In other words, she's so full of crap. She's desperately trying to impress others so she looked up something online and cut and paste into her post. EPIC FAIL. She sounds like a total shallow  faker.

Here's my latin, fukum you-um.


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199,186 Stores are advertising their "Black Friday" sales for the day after Thanksgiving will actually be starting at 7PM on Thursday, the day of Thanksgiving.

Uhm. When did this happen? We can't even enjoy Thanksgiving anymore? We have to rush out that evening and get to the sales? This is out of control.


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199,185 I've always been curious. Does it matter when a woman has sex with a guy, if she's looking for a committed relationship?

I used to think that sex should be held off on for a few weeks, at least past the third or fourth date.

But now i'm thinking... men can leave even if you've had sex with them on the 12th date.

I'm beginning to feel like if the "committed chemistry" was there in the first place, it doesn't matter if you have sex on the first or 12th date...


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199,184 I developed massive anxiety issues as a kid. I would worry about everything. I would eat an apple off a tree and then worry the tree was sprayed with pesticide and I would die. It made no sense. The tree was off in a field far away from anything. No one would have sprayed it. Yet I worried for an entire day. Another example, I was blowing up a balloon when I inhaled a little. It smelled of latex. Uh oh, there was latex in my lungs! It would form a rubber lining. I wouldn't be able to breath. I will be dead in one minute. Total panic attack. Another. I had sex with my then girlfriend. Afterwards I was convinced I got her pregnant. Everyone in school would know what we did. My parents too. I should kill myself now..... I was very messed up.

As an adult I've manage to combat the repeating anxieties by diving into intense work. I keep my brain busy doing massive programming projects. The problem is, I can't stop. If I do, my idle brain will start worrying again. So I keep working 16 hours a day 7 days a week. I've never been on vacation. My employer thinks they hit the jackpot hiring me. I've done so much for them over the last 10 years. But people have no idea of how difficult it is to be me. I'm hurting really bad in the inside. I wish I could slow down and have peace of mind for once in my life.



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199,183 Grown men standing in front of the restaurant juuling. Oh please. You think it makes you look cool or something? Act your age. What next, will you be going to a Justin Beiber concert?


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199,182 When I read a political column which I find offensive, I'm tempted to comment and say to the author "What's your home address, oh wait, never mind, I found it."


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199,181 It's starting again. Every Christmas people here try to out do each other with Christmas decorations. They spend thousands of bucks to string lights on trees, and attach dancing Santas on their roofs. It's a competition to see who can spend the most.

The Chrismas spirit of peace on earth and good will to men.... passed us by.


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199,180 I don't want sex with my wife any more. There is always a catch. If we have sex she then wants me to buy her something. It's not enough I work to pay all the bills and I treat her well. No, if we have sex then I must give her a bonus. I'm disillusioned by this marriage.


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199,179 People used to be skinnier. I look at my parents' old photos of parties from the 1970s. Almost every man was thin. No waistline bulge at all. The women are wearing flattering size 6 dresses. What happened? In one generation we have become porkers.


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199,178 In my church, 8% of the money from the collection basket goes to the diocese. That's their cut.


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199,177 My favorite picture of you has a date and time stamp on it, I love to look at it and think about what was going on that day.
Ahh memories are great


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199,176 You seem to have made quite the online porn presence.  

I’ll bet Joan would be so proud of you.  


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199,175 Power isn't fungible, it's assigned.

What's assigned can be revoked.

Power that can be Revoked is Slavery.

So try not to be too much of a sucker, eh?


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199,174 I grew up in a blended family and my step sister taught me many important life lessons in the short time I knew her, from 2-7.

She committed suicide when she was 13.

She was and still is my favorite sister and the most kind. I still wonder what we could have been.

She will be 31 on Sunday.

Rest In Peace ᖟᶌᲄ


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199,173 My dad uses jew as a verb, as in "He jewed me out of some money." And my dad wonders why I don't bring friends over.


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199,172 When my wife bitches at me I calmly tell her she is free to move out. That shuts her up fast.


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199,171 I was busy today. I missed my window to jerk off. Now people are here and are staying all weekend. I won't be alone again for a few days. No jerking off for me. This is gonna be rough.


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199,170 If my son joined the army and he was killed in battle, I'd make a nuclear bomb and destroy that nation. So maybe it's better if my son doesn't join the army.


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199,169 I'm "that guy".


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199,168 We all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.


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199,167 I am falling deeper and deeper in love with you all the time. Tonight, dinner was merely an excuse to just be with you and end up being in your arms, even if not all night. Being held by you watching some stupidly silly movie, with your lips pressed against my hair kissing my head every so often, these are becoming the moments I live for. I can never wait for the next time. I'm beginning to love you so much that I am becoming fearful of my vulnerability. Twice I have felt insecure with you, both times we were able yo communicate through it. Yet still, I am scared of how hurt I will be if you wrong me, or if this is all an act and you aren't who you say you are, like others in the past. All I can do is hope that you mean every sweet word you say and every touch you give.


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199,166 I found London to be a disappointment. I was looking for the Artful Dodger's city with street vendors and chimney sweeps and horse drawn carriages. All I found were modern sky scrapers. A big let down.


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199,165 "As of yesterday 44 people are coming to the party. But today 4 more said yes, so that makes 46 total."

Why do I even bother asking her questions.


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199,164 What's with this kooky parent thing of starting school later. Like little Johnny's life is too stressful to wake up at 7. It's unfair to interrupt his beauty sleep. These parents insist school should start at 9.  And for some reason this will cost our school district several million dollars. So not worth it. If you are concerned about your child getting enough sleep, send him to bed sooner. Duh.


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199,163 I have to write a eulogy. I've never done so before. I want to make it funny and full of laughter. It's who he was. But I don't know if this is appropriate. Is it? Or am I supposed to be somber and make trite vanilla comments?


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199,162 I hate my life right now! I think I'm getting close to the end. I'm not sure yet how that will happen though!


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199,161 My friend sells makeup through one of these shady cult kind of companies, IMO. It's not just selling lipstick, it's more of a new lifestyle for the sales people. They adopt this "we are women we are strong" kind of attitude. They get together for women only retreats. The make individual videos talking about self-empowerment and "reaching for the stars" and "you can make your dreams come true!". It seems like a bunch of over hyped baloney to me. I don't know, but I suspect each sales woman is required to purchase a certain amount of product, like $1000 worth of makeup. That's what they are supposed to sell. But you know how that works. Dozens of women in the same town trying to sell to the same group of friends. Eventually it all comes crashing down and the lowly sales people are left with a bunch of unsold product. It seems like a massive Ponzi kind of scam to me. How do these things still exist in modern times? These women should know better than to get involved.


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199,160 I think Michele Obama is setting herself up to run for President.


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199,159 I hope Amy Schumer dies.


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199,158 I think half my town is related. Old Italian families here going back several generations. The normal smart people moved away. All that remains are the unambitious slackers. They breed with each other.

I learned early on if I say something like the waitress is rude, someone will tell me that's her cousin. Or if a shop owner gives me the wrong change and I complain, I find out his daughter is my son's teacher.  I can't get away from this giant in bred family.

My rule here is never say anything bad about anyone. It will come back to bite me.


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199,156 I grew up in a house without toilet paper. Sometimes there was newspaper in the bathroom. We used that. But it was only there sometimes.


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199,155 I love having no plans on a Friday evening. I have weed I have good food and my place is spotless and beautifully decorated for the holidays.


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199,154 I have an irrational fear of carbon monoxide. I have three detectors, one on each floor of the house.


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199,152 199101:   Only you can made this decision.   I was 19, in the military, a medic, and saw many patients with fatal genetic  and other illnesses and diseases, like cancer and other diseases.   One  was a young doc with a newborn diagnosed with leukemia.   He died very angry 3 months later.  

I spoke with many who told me they wished they could have decided when to "punch out"  (we were Air Force).    One guy I never forgot was 28, a slim trim athletic sergeant.  I saw him come into the hospital, he didn't look right.    Later I found out his genetic disease had made him really sick, unable to continue in the military,  was medically discharged, and since his family was in the area, hospitalized in our hospital.  

We were friends.   One day I went to lunch and saw him at a table.   I joined him.    I asked how he was.  He looked at me and said:  I am dying.    I didn't know what to say, so I just told the truth.   I replied:  Yea, I know.     We looked at each other in total silence for a long 3-5 seconds.     Then he began to talk.

He told me was was going to "do" a miserable death.   And the military would not allow him to OD,  or to control any aspect of his death.    He was so angry and fearful.    He was going to die a slow miserable death and there was nothing he could do to intervene on his own terms,  not moral or ethical, you know.   It was disgusting.     It was HIS life and HIS death.    

He died in his room. hooked up, unable to talk or move,  gasping for air.    It was torture.  Pure torture imposed under the guise of ethical and moral and Christian principles.    

I made up my mind after that and other experiences that if I was in that situation,  I would decide when and how I died.    I am married now.    I have had long discussions with my wife about this.   We have promised each other we would  would honor  each other decision to "punch out."    

I have one part of my plan a bit different then you.   I have the means and contacts to get some great hallucinogenic drugs.   I plan to get a luxury suite, take the drugs,   drink some good wine and food if I can, and punch out in style and with some great visuals.    

And screw those Christian ethical and moral principles.      And when I get to those Pearly Gates, if Gawd , Jesus , Peter or anyone else tells me I did not follow  Christian  principles, I will tell them to FUCK off.   You gave me a brain to do in good faith what I thought was right.  I did that and now you tell me I  was not a good Christian?

You Fuckin lied to me.    I I used my brain to do what  I thought was the right thing to do.   And now you are pissed?   You should not  have  given me a brain to think in that case.

So I am ready... and Gawd is a Mathematician.   So She can not commit a contradiction.   So I will get to heaven if there is one...

I hope you enjoy the rest of your life.    I hope we all do.   Best, a former  Viet Nam Medic.    

My secret.   I keep my drug contacts active for me and my wife.          




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199,151 My 19 year old son finally got a job. FINALLY. He graduated HS in 2017, and has been attending a local college until he has prerequisites done to transfer to a four year university. Trouble is, he's been living at home this whole time, and has had no job. He's eating all the food in the house on the days he doesn't have class. He also goes golfing with his dad and still expects dad to pay for it all. He is still my child, and I will allow him to live with us as long as he needs to, but am I wrong for saying he needs to help out since he's now technically an adult? Now that he has a job,  it would be nice if he'd help out with the grocery bill, especially since he eats 80% of the food in the house.


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199,150 I'm falling in love with him. I shouldn't but I am.


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199,149 Schools in England are banning rich students from wearing expensive coats. It makes the poor students feel bad. Or more on point, it makes the parents of the poor students feel bad. Therefore you are not allowed to wear the coat you like anymore. Others get to choose your outerwear for you. We have gone off the deep end.


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199,148 I was stupid and got married right out of high school. I only did it to get out of my parents extremely strict house. I went to college and became a nurse, but, had I not fucked up and married so young, I would have gone much farther than I did. I actually blame my parents for being so insanely strict on me to drive me out of the house at 18.

When i say strict, I mean, i was never given a curfew. Before leaving the house, I'd be asked where I was going. If I said to the movies with a friend, they'd ask the time of the movie. Based on what time the movie should be over, they'd give me 7 minutes to get home. On at least 4 occasions they followed me to make sure I wasn't lying about where I was going. I would understand all this if I was a bad kid and gave them a reason not to trust me....but I wasn't! I had a job from the age of 16, never had a drop of alcohol until after I was married, I never snuck out of the house, none of that. I did have sex with my boyfriend, but that was it. To this day I don't understand why they didn't trust me.

Bottom line is, if you're too strict on your kids it will backfire. I hope to be able to find a good balance between being an involved parent with rules and giving my daughter a little space until she gives me a reason not to trust her. I also will tell her to NEVER make the mistake of getting married at 18 and not living to your potential because you're in too big of a hurry to be grown and independent.


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199,147 I’m in trouble.


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199,146 Even though I doubt it will make any difference, I take the time to mark every ad I see on my facebook page as "offensive." I am personally offended that I have to look at commercials when I just want to see what my "friends" have posted. I am sure it's just a waste of time. Facebook will die - I predict it will be MySpace before 2020 - before changing their business model.


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199,144 I didn’t vote. But I find Trump a great source of entertainment.


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199,142 I believe the world would be a much better place if people stopped trying to have it both ways. Yes, I am talking to you.


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199,141 I am completely convinced our judicial system is corrupt.


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199,140 Christmas. The one time of year when we at least pay lip service to the idea of peace on earth and good will towards our fellow man.

Pity so few actually mean it.


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199,138 I'm at that age where whenever I find myself crushing on some woman, I automatically know I'm just actually bored.


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199,137 We met online and he deploys soon. People keep telling me to be careful. I've checked him out. He's telling the truth.

I told my friends I want to send him a care package and they lost it. I still want to send it.

My family was even less supportive. I really only told them because we talk every day and I was visiting them so I knew they'd ask who he is. They are upset I'm not married and have been single for a while and now they're upset that I'm interested in him.

Can't make them happy.


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199,133 I feel bad for complaining when people are suffering more than I am from the California fires, but I’m in NorCal and currently the air quality is the worst in the world...I have this horrible, dry, painful cough and I can’t help but be upset because I know a case of bronchitis is in the near future for my crappy lungs... :( I can handle most illnesses but bronchitis brings me to my knees.


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199,116 I don't ever want a fucking wedding. I'm a girl and even thinking about it makes me almost cry. I will have to keep up the appearance while being super stressed inside because I would think about every little thing because I'm a perfectionist.

So I told my bf of 4 years that I'm not ever going to have a wedding or a party, and honestly I don't even want an engagement ring. I would rather spend those thousands on a holiday in Hawaii. I will break it off if people are going to ask for a party or wedding. I know most girls are the total opposite but I think because I had so many bad experiences with marriage in my family that I don't want to put all my hopes and dreams in it for just one day.

I do look like a girl who would have the perfect big wedding though. Looks can be deceiving. Miss me with that shit.


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199,115 I fucking hate Christmas!


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199,113 101- Just so you know, medically assisted suicide is legal in Canada for terminally ill adults. Maybe you could move there eventually.


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199,112 I'm not simple enough to be easily understood.

Don't mistake complexity for deception.


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199,111 I tried to get a job. No one will hire me. I've given up. I will never work again.


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199,110 My 15yo daughter has started driving the car the last 1/2 mile or so home when we get to our neighborhood.  I hate that when she jumps behind the wheel, the first thing she does is Instagram it.  


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199,109 I was talking to a few people. The group included some heavy intellectual hitters. Two lawyers, a professor of economics, a neurologist plus his wife. The discussion was about Thomas Jefferson and the Constitution. The neurologist's wife was pretty but didn't say anything. She nodded along sometimes. I got the sense she had no idea what we were talking about. When there was a break in the discourse, the wife finally chimed in and said, "Thomas Jefferson, the man was a diamond! He had so many faucets."  Dead silence as we all looked at each other awkwardly, trying not to snicker. Finally the professor spoke up with, "Yeah well, could be...maybe he was into plumbing."



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199,108 I know it eats you up inside that your three daughters are fat. I get a laugh out of it.


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199,107 I delivered some pizza to a swanky-ass hotel this evening.  Walking past a room service cart out in the hall with a bunch of picked-over leftovers when I noticed a bottle of wine among the dishes — still half full, nice!

So I hid the bottle in my thermal bag, took it home, had it with dinner — stuff was delicious.  I Googled the label: Central Coast Pinot noir, retails for about $60 a bottle.

Thank you, rich ass wasteful person! You made my whole night.


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199,106 Then there are the people who post a picture of a snow covered mountain with the caption, "Switzerland is beautiful this time of year..."

OK. Got it. You are in Switzerland and you were looking for a way to brag about it.

Eye roll.


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199,104 I have a relative who works for the Federal Government. I'm not sure what he does, something in an office checking grant applications or something. But I notice that between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM he posts over and over to Facebook. Mostly he complains about the President and Republicans. I think this is all wrong. Why am I paying him to drone on about his own political views? Taxpayers have the expectation that government workers are actually working on something! There should be a hotline where I can blow the whistle on this jerk to stop wasteful spending.


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199,103 I find it really annoying that commercials nowadays have this forced social justice message. I just saw a commercial for a candy bar featuring a Muslim woman. I find it disgusting.


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199,102 I found a Mexican 10 peso coin earlier today. I felt lucky until I found out that 10 pesos is equivalent to about 50 cents American. Damn!


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199,101 My Mom died when I was very young. I barely remember her, but her parents were a big part of my life before they died. My father died when I was 24 and he was 53. He was the most amazing person I ever knew. He never knew his birth family. He grew up in the system. The Huntington's probably played a part in him ending up there.

I found out just before I turned 21. It would have been sooner, but I was naive and self absorbed. I went away to school. We spoke regularly but he discouraged me from coming home during vacations. Soon after I left, he moved to be nearer my grandparents. He said  they needed more help as they were getting older. It seemed reasonable. I saw him one Thanksgiving. He was sick in bed with the flu the whole time. I didn't question it. Then, I made a surprise trip home, and there was no hiding it.

At the time I was so angry they had all kept it from me, but really it was an immense act of kindness. They'd obviously known for a while. Before I went to college he told me I was a carrier for cystic fibrosis, that I'd got the gene from my mother. It was nothing to worry about, but when I was ready to settle down my wife would need to be tested, so we could avoid passing it on to our kids. Until then I was to be super careful and make sure I NEVER got a girl pregnant accidentally. I didn't think much of it, it didn't seem like a big deal, but I was very careful. Another lie, another kindness.

I graduated and moved in with him. Those final years were hell, but I'm not the only person who's had to nurse a dying parent. I have no regrets. Apart from anything else, it made everything else very clear. Other people agonize over these decisions, but I found it all very simple.

I got tested, most don't, which still surprises me. I told him I was clear. I told everyone. 25 CAG repeats. I'd dodged the bullet. We celebrated like we'd won the lottery. 25 / 52 it's an easy mistake to make. Could have happened to anyone. What good would have come from him knowing the truth? And it was no-one else's business. The week I got my results I had a vasectomy and bought a gun.

By the time I was 26 Dad, Grandma and Pops had all passed. And from there everything was pretty much predetermined. I'd been working from home as a programmer to look after Dad, so I stuck with that. I enjoy it and the money is good. It also gives me access to online communities where I've made good friends. I move city every couple of years. I don't like to get too close to people in RL. I don't want to put down roots. I own almost nothing. I rent my apartment and I never bothered learning to drive. I earn reasonable money, and I have very few outgoings. It's not like I need to save for retirement, and I have the bare minimum of health insurance.

I'm overweight, but not morbidly obese. I don't eat crap, but I eat and drink way too much. I don't do any exercise because it bores me. I generally don't do anything I don't want to do. I've traveled a lot and I've partied hard. I have no problem getting girlfriends, I know it's because I have cash to spend rather than my looks or dazzling personality, but I usually call it quits after a few months. 6 months is my absolute cut off, but for the last few years I found it was easier to just pay a hooker, and I haven't even done that since the symptoms started although I doubt they'd even notice yet.

Anyway, I'm into the final stretch now. I've probably still got a few OK years left, but I can't risk pushing it and not being able to finish the job myself. I'd rather go 5 years early than risk leaving it too late.

And I've been planning for this. I've been building up my credit rating for the last few years. Over the next couple of months, I'm going to max the lot, and in the months after that, I'm going to blow it all as well. I'll quit this job, store the few belongings I want to keep and do my last major trip. I think it'll be a few months in Asia, starting with Thailand and Vietnam. I made my best memories there. When the money is nearly gone I'll come back and get my gun from that storage locker.

I still need to iron out some of the final details. I don't want to drag anyone else into this. I don't want to traumatize anyone who finds me. I'm thinking of some woods we used to camp and hike in when I was a kid. I can send a letter or something to the police beforehand, so they can come find me, but hopefully no-one else will stumble across me first. Maybe I'll do it inside the tent and leave a note outside just in case, but I like the idea of being outside and looking at the sky too. I don't know, but I'll figure something out. If I could do this quickly with an injection in hospital, I'd gladly choose that option, but no. Society has decreed that this quirk of genetics means I must suffer a painful, drawn out and degrading death. Screw that, I'll make my own plans and it'll be done before I'm 40.

I can see how this could look like a tragedy, but it's really not. Obviously, it's not ideal, but it's not the worst outcome either. I'm glad I know what's coming and I've been able to live accordingly. I'm glad I won't have to face the death my Dad did. I'm glad that it dies with me and I don't have the guilt of having passed it on to a child.  I've had a good life, and the next year is going to be a blast. Bring it on!

TL;DR I'll be dead soon, but it's OK.


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199,100 I think it's unfair that TV commercials at 6 pm - while we are eating dinner as a family - talk about diarrhea, menopause, erectile dysfunction, and vaginal dryness. When did we become so crass?


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199,099 Never travel to Mexico. Why would anyone go there. Not safe and bad for your health. Stay away.


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199,098 I'd come back to you   in a heartbeat
But unraveling your lies  would be too hard and thus
Hinders apology   or anything honest.


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199,097 I had potato chips and coffee for dinner. They don't really go well together.


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199,096 My wife told me she showed our daughter how to insert a tampon. My wife inserted one into herself with my daughter watching. Then my daughter did one with my wife watching. I'm so very glad I'm not a woman.


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199,095 Well, I’ve taken my Luger out of the safe, cleaned it up and loaded it. Now I keep it close. I fucking hate what has become of us.
F/61


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199,094 Sometimes I put a little splash of caffeinated coffee in my decaf. Living on the wild side!


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199,093 I get very scared when I hear a loud noise. I never used to be this way.


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199,092 So I am "friends" with my ex, not knowing what will happen. Sometimes I think I will be with him again, just not now because Idk if we should even be together. Anyway, I live with my parents, and this wasn't "weird" to me because everyone I know has different situations. Some married, some single, some dating, some with kids, etc. And we live in an expensive area. My ex has feelings for me and another girl, I know he loves me more and if i said the word he'd choose me. Anyway, I don't like to tell people my business for the following reason: my boss, he'll ask about my dating and whatever. I've mentioned my ex, like we're "friends." He thinks my ex is playing with me, but he goes on to say "i just think you're gonna stay with your parents." as in i will stay with them forever, never getting married, etc. He didn't say it nasty, it was out of concern, but it's just not cool. I already have things i worry about, I don't need my boss saying things like that, he did the old school marry have kids, divorce remarry thing. That's the only way he finds "normal." He doesn't get it's different now, especially for some reason in bigger cities, idk, people settle down later if they do. I've always been private because the more you give people, the more shit they think they have a right to say, make comments, etc. The other day, I gave him some papers and believe me i didn't have an attitude, especially he's my boss, I said something and he was like "Jeez no wonder you're just friends with your ex." Like my attitude is keeping my ex from being with me, meanwhile I broke up with him and it's ME whose keeping us from being official. And he's a ball buster, it's just we work one on one and things are bound to come out even tho i'm pretty quiet. sorry had to vent.


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199,091 I asked my wife where she bought gas for the car. The prices at the different gas stations here have quite a large range.

She tells me she bought gas, "at a gas station".

Oh okay, good. I was afraid she was going to buy gas at the Post Office or Starbucks. Good thing she clarified that she bought the gas at a gas station...


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199,090 I cry sometimes. I'm not sure why. I get overwhelmed and the tears flow. No one knows. I hide my sadness well. 58m.


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199,089 I smell a little on the funky side. Darn it. I don't feel like taking a shower even though it's been about 5 days. It's cold out. I don't want to get wet.


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199,088 It kind of kills me, that despite being a cheerleader, my 12 year old daughter isn't part of the most popular clique. I was hoping she'd be homecoming or prom queen one day, but not at this rate. I don't understand it. When i was in middle school and high school cheerleaders were the ONLY girls that were super popular. It's just not like that anymore


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199,087 I'm overdrawn because of a huge error on my part, I feel like I'm getting fatter and fatter every day, I don't want to be around people, and hate coming into a job I used to love. Life is fun


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199,086 Hmm. From last week's election there have been about a dozen close political races where republicans were ahead. Then these shady recounts are going on where ballots appear out of nowhere and now I'm seeing more and more democrats being declared the winner. This is mathematically very unlikely that so many of the races are flipping in favor of democrats.


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199,085 I see the topic of circumcision. This is a sore point for me. A year ago I dated a woman from work. It didn't work out. A few months ago a pregnant co-worker came into my office, closed the door, and asked what I thought about circumcision and do I recommend she do it to her soon-to-be-born baby boy. She caught me off guard. I asked why she came to me with this issue. She said she knew I was uncircumcised. I asked how she knew. She said everyone in the office knows I'm uncircumcised. How am I supposed to react to that. I am not pleased everyone knows about my personal life and talks about it. The source was obviously the woman I dated. She must have been giddy telling everyone about my penis. She so crossed the line. I need a new job.


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199,084 You were given power only temporarily, any only because your usage of that power could be perfectly predicted.


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199,083 I'm very suspicious that organic food isn't really organic. It must be tempting for a store to take regular produce and claim it is organic and get paid twice the price. In this corrupt world, of course it must be happening.


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199,082 I have tried to suck my own cock. A few years ago when I thinned way down, I could bend over enough to lick the top of my cock. It was awkward and uncomfortable so I couldn't do it long enough to cum. I don't think I could ever actually get my cock into my mouth. I just can't bend that much. But it secretly makes me smile knowing my tongue has licked my cock. I think one day I would like to suck on another guy's cock.


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199,081 My children are getting fatter because I'm tired of making healthy meals.


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199,080 I think white America has to understand that your time here is done. You are being outnumbered by "minorities". We have learned to vote. We are taking control of your country. Going forward we will make more and more decisions to favor us. You should leave now. Sell your fancy homes at a loss and go somewhere else. Soon enough we will be swimming in your pool. We will be playing soccer on your golf course. Our children will be going to your fancy school. It's our country now. Please accept your fate and go quietly.


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199,079 I can't manage to "deep throat" a penis. The back of my throat isn't big enough.


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199,078 Today is my lucky day! I walked to the store earlier this morning to pick up some breakfast and on the way I found a new lottery scratcher that apparently someone dropped on the sidewalk. I scooped up the ticket and won $100. Since I was feeling lucky I bought five more scratchers but I only won $1. Oh well, I'm very excited to have found $100 so I'm going out for a steak dinner and drinks later tonight. I'm going to really enjoy myself!


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199,077 Next time I buy property or a home I have to make sure I buy an already built up area. I absolutely despise the sounds of construction. It puts me on edge


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199,076 I watch the “family lies/family perv” videos on p*rnh*b, because the script and characters make it so funny/awkward


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199,075 Keep it up. You’ve dug enough holes with your lies and manipulation, and you’re about to step in one of them. I can’t wait to see your down fall. The best part is, I didn’t have to do anything.


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199,074 I'm really, really struggling to get over being rejected by someone I've had feelings for for several years. I'm feeling very bitter about it because he basically took advantage of my feelings for him for the sake of attention/sex and then started blowing me off after a while. I have a really hard time understanding how someone can use a "friend" that way. He seems to feel bad about it, but this behavior is unacceptable to me, and I no longer respect him because of it. I used to think of him as a friend, and he's done other things that would indicate that he does indeed care about me, but this is just purely mean and hurtful. I will never understand.


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199,073 Most of my friends have dealt/do have depression.  I seem to get along with them a lot better than non-depressed people. I feel like people who've had depression are able to hold more substantial conversations, and are in general have more depth than the average person.

I wonder what that says about me, that I really get along with them. Not that I care, but I'm curious.


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199,072 My parents call me a lazy ass slob and threaten to take my car keys away and kick me out on a daily.

I have to "comply" or else.
They try to control me with material items.
I tell them to fuck off or get fucked.


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199,071 I will eat sushi, but only if it's cooked.


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199,070 Some government workers get year-end bonuses. This kills me. I get no bonus but the taxes I pay give government workers a bonus. Shesh.


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199,069 I’m seriously considering taking an unpaid sick day tomorrow... so I can go to work at my other job.


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199,068 I was gonna go to LA someday...

Just never quite got around to it.


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199,067 I have an amazing lady in my life now.  We have had a few bumps in the road along the way, but those experiences have only made us stronger and deepened our love for one another. We recently had an experience that could have driven us apart except for expert communication and love filled affirmation.  

Whenever a test comes along our way, we analyze it for what it is, then commit to better dialogue for the present and the future.  It is then followed by intense love making and steamy hot fucking.  Hot and juicy, that’s my girl!  Keep me drenched in your yummy cum my BabyDoll!

Love,Me!


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199,066 Whew! What a day. Time for a bowl of some serious stink weed and an ice cold beer.



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199,065 I posted a picture on a famous artist's Facebook page of a copy of his work I have from 30 years ago.  It's gotten several thousand likes.  I forgot my cum rag was visible when I took the picture.  Oops.  Nobody knows what it is, of course.  It'll be my little secret :-D


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199,064 I have 1230 movies in my collection. If I were to watch one movie a day everyday it would take almost three and a half years to finish watching all those movies. So today I'm going to try to do just that. That's a lot of movies!


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199,063 Everyone thinks their home town is the best, better than everyone else's.


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199,062 Secret below, stop telling lies!


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199,061 I have narcissistic tendencies like my parents. I hurt my children's feelings. I don’t mean to be this way, but I learned in therapy about the importance of repair and after I hurt their feelings I smoke me a blunt to calm me down before I lose my cool on them.
I'm trying to work on making sure they are aware that all my addictions and mental issues are not theirs, that it’s not their responsibility to make me happy at all time and life is not always about me.  I want to make sure I don’t pawn them off on everyone, like I was growing up.
I allow my little daughter to be herself by allowing her to argue and disrespect me, she's allowed to have sleep overs with perverted drunk old men.(even though it stresses me out). I allow my son to be mean to other children when their parents are not around. He's allowed to be a bully, scream and cry when he's not getting his way, to run around and sometimes even have the mere audacity to accidentally break my parents or other people's property. Without a sorry or replacement.

My inner child heals a little when I see that my daughter is not a throw away pawn like I was, does not get disciplined, and cursed out like she did when she was a baby. She ensured my wrath. I feel so bad which explains why she has no respect for me unless I slap her face. She's seventeen.

My son has options and opinions like the teen boy that he is as well. He gets to choose, have likes, dislikes. He gets to dislike my cooking and wipe his hands on his shit and not have to take care of anything.  He gets to be a perfect little brat and be reminded daily that he’s loved even though I have abandon them to others.


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199,060 I met a way older man while browsing the goodwill today. Like...probably twice my age and I'm 34. His cologne smelled amazing and I asked him what it was. That led to a 1.5 hr conversation in the Antique China aisle where we talked a lot of different stuff.  Our individual experiences with things such as motorcycles, military service, jail time, traveling to the city we both live in now with no plan and no real reason, our favorite guns and the ways we had them tricked out when we got them.  How the suicide of a close friend affected us. Times we almost died but didnt. Businesses we had started and why they succeeded or didnt. He had a  .38 holstered under his jacket identical to the one I had previously owned. At this point I realized my pussy was getting stirred up by his total fucking genuine badassery. We parted ways and exchanged numbers...because he had the confidence so many men my age lack, And because I was not ready to never see or speak to him again. I may fuck him or I may not, but either way...it was such an interesting and lovely chance encounter that I'm thankful for. So much of my life just sucks but I met this fascinating old man today and I can recognize when I am gifted by the universe:)


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199,055 Sometimes I forget how amazing and strong our bodies are I just finish my new high intensity work out I thought I was going to pass out but I kept going . I did a lot of burpees with jumping jacks, high squats jumps , push ups on my toes and i manage to finish mind you I’m a 38 year old , with extra weight and heavy boobs .  I’m so proud of myself.


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199,054 Don't.


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199,053 Unhappy living situation, disloyal boyfriend's, family members keep away, abusive parents, family being shit, cheating boyfriend, mental health disorders, suicide ideations,
fired and disliked at all employment sites. Drama starter, Constant car accidents, irresponsible, careless, rape, cancer, unhealthy children, unwanted by parents, disliked by the majority.
Needy, lazy, money monger(smoocher)
Selfish, jealous, envious, complainer, ungrateful, unsatisfied, whinny, dramatically problematic, attention starved. Exaggerator, liar, self-pitied, broken record, grudge holder,
Irresponsible parenting, two face, phony, paranoid, blamer, egotistical, irrational, conceited, cry baby,
Fearful, anxious, medicated, drug addict, hypocrite, judgmental, incompetent, always feels like shit, assumer,
Narcissistic, back bitter (towards everyone) disrespectful, get's everyone emotionally and physically sick, bad omen, dysfunctional, angry, difficult, spoiled,
Emotionally empty, slutty, sulky, negative, perverted, snitch, big mouth, untrusted, low life, friendless, bratty childish,
Depressed, stressed, dirty, bad relationships, bad reputations. Now the best part of this Karma list is MISERABLE.

Your right, told you Karma has it's way. ;)


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199,052 I once had a girlfriend who had beautiful breasts but her genitalia was downright ugly.  Her pussy looked more like a barnyard animal than a human female.  I tried to focus attention on her positive attributes but it wasn't working.  I had to break up with her and not tell her the reason.  Truthfulness would have damaged her self-esteem.

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199,051 Non partisan. One side or the other might think they are smart to steal an election. But there is no coming back. If you do it, soon enough they will do it. Then our entire system of election fairness collapses.


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199,050 The past week I've avoided the news and social media and it's been great. There is something to this.


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199,049 I wrote the other day about the woman in my town craving attention on facebook so she posted how her son wet the bed.

Today she posted a picture of herself at the gynecologist. She's on the exam table wearing a white smock with her feet in the stirrups.

Oh my god is there nothing this woman won't post?????


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199,048 My friend has seizures every 10 minutes. I don't know how he stays so strong. If he takes meds, the seizures slow down, but it turns him into a zombie. He chooses not to take the meds for that reason. What a horrible life. I feel so bad for him.


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199,047 Civilized people don't travel by bus.


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199,046 I’m not sure what to make of this.

I knew this guy from about 20 years ago. His wife was a friend of my wife.  We were invited to their house for dinner. We didn’t live in their town. We lived over an hour away, but the wives were friends so okay we drove over there.

While the women did their thing in the kitchen, I was left talking to the husband. He seemed nice enough at first. But after a few beers the conversation got weird. He talked about his neighbors. He said the woman a few houses down was hot. He said he watched her sometimes with his telescope. I was surprised he was telling me this. Spying in a woman’s windows probably wouldn’t sit well with his wife.

The more he drank the stranger he became. He said there was another house nearby where the children were the devil. He then rattled off 20 names for the devil like Bezzlebub, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, things like that. But 20 of them in a row without taking a breath. It was clear he practiced saying them, like he thought it was clever to have memorized so many devil names. I thought it was very odd.

He went on to say he sent the family with the devil children a letter saying he was watching them they should move away.  I said something about how that probably wouldn’t go over very well and how could he continue living near them after that. He said he sent the letter anonymously. Like who does that? Who sends a creepy anonymous letter to their neighbors?

Okay, so this was 20 years ago. My wife has since lost touch with her friend. We haven’t seen them ever again.

Completely separate, I’m reading this story in the news today. It’s about a family receiving creepy anonymous letters in the mail. Some kook saying he’s watching the family and their children should be afraid. Whacko shit like that.

Here’s a link to the story,

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-family-terrorized-by-the-watcher-opens-up-about-terrifying-ordeal

There have been a bunch of letters and it has gotten so bad that family had to move out, but they can’t sell their house because no one wants to buy it given the creepy letter history.

The location of the family receiving the letters is Westfield, New Jersey.

The location of my wife’s friend from 20 years ago, Westfield, New Jersey.

I just checked online. My wife’s friend and her husband still live there. Their house is about half a mile away from the house receiving the letters.

I’m not sure what to do. It sounds really far fetched. I’d feel kind of strange calling the cops and saying, well, see, I knew this guy 20 years ago and he wrote a creepy anonymous letter and…

The chances that it’s him are next to nothing. But still it leaves me wondering.


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199,045 I quit alcohol a year ago. I do use weed after work to wind down though. Fall asleep by 10 o’clock or 1030 every night. I have been so much more productive. I really hope they legalize it everywhere


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199,044 I'm giving my notice on Friday, when I was job searching I noticed my company was running an ad for an office manager, our current one is incompetent and a total bitch.  The type that goes out of her way to be petty, mean and spiteful.  She is trying to buy a house and is in the process of buying a new fancy car.  I'm tempted to tell her the company is going to replace her but she has been so nasty that I'm not.  Karma


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199,043 I've been reading here people being jealous of others for various reasons. I think, we humans all had feelings like this, it's kinda natural, you could say. However, a long time ago, I came to the realization that it's a useless feeling. Why?
1. Everyone has their cross to carry. When, as an outsider, you look at other people's lives, you're looking at a particular aspect of it. It's one dimensional, so to speak. For example, they have a 'beautiful ' family. On the outside, that's what you see. But than, do you really know what's going on behind that scene? For example, one of my colleagues' 15 year old son just committed suicide. My colleague is about 5-6 years younger than I'm and is very successful in his career. He has  a very loving wife. I saw them just a year ago together and after 18 years of marriage they still seem to like each other. He used to talk about their idyllic family outings etc. On the outside, it's what people get 'jealous ' of. Behind the scenes he may have had some issues with his son that he may have been dealing with and I wouldn't know... Now, I'm gonna ask you this: Would you still be 'jealous '? Would you still want his life?
If the above story didn't convince you of the uselessness of jealousy, I have another one for you. One of my much younger colleagues became jealous of my position at work. She's always wanted my position but since she doesn't have the required amount of years in work experience under her belt and a PhD, they hired someone else, me. I have both, 20 years experience and a doctorate degree. She has two young children and often referred to how stressed out she's raising them.  I don't have kids, therefore, I don't have those struggles. But, I too, have issues. I was diagnosed with breast cancer in February this year. I didn't tell anyone about it at work because I didn't want people to feel sorry for me etc. Also, I didn't want them to know that I was having a double mastectomy. Let me ask you this: Are you still entertaining those jealous feelings? Don't. I'm now struggling with whether to continue to take the anti cancer drug that is driving me crazy, but may lower my  recurrence rate by 30-50 percent. Oh, just so you know. While out on sick leave, she created a case at HR and also went to the Ombudsman office saying that I was hired unfairly because my boss knew me before I was hired at the organization. After some investigation, HR dismissed the case stating that there is no merit to it.
So, do you see what I'm trying to say? Make no mistake, EVERY ONE OF US IS DEALING WITH SOMETHING! Trust me, if you could watch people's lives on tv, 99% of the time you wouldn't want to trade with them!

2. Jealous feelings don't feel good! It makes you feel bad inside. Also, when you're jealous of someone, you're saying to yourself that in some ways the person you're jealous of  is better than you. Indirectly, you are demeaning yourself or putting yourself down. At least that's how I felt.
Therefore, now I don't get jealous. I may admire people, and in some cases I want to know how they accomplished this and that to see if I could maybe make some changes in order to better my own life.

As you can see I thought about this thing, jealousy, a lot... At the end of the day, I like me. My plight, my life choices, where I wound up in life. May not all be perfect, but it's the life path I chose and I wouldn't want to trade with anyone! Yes, not even my cancer. It made me a better person, a stronger person.

By the way, the goal of my post is not to make people feel bad about their jealousy. The purpose of this was to give CC readers food for thought. And now, I would love to read your comments and see what you think!


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199,042 I'm jealous of all my friends and their beautiful families they've all made for themselves.


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199,041 The junior priest in my church makes $60,000 a year. Plus he gets free housing and utilities. Basically he only works for an hour on Sundays.

I was under the assumption priests made barely anything. Not true. They lead a very comfortable life.


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199,040 I wish my husband were uncircumcised.


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199,039 I take the 45-gallon tote containing the family's winter coats out of the closet.  The thing is stuffed with coats and weighs about 100 pounds.  I leave it open on the basement floor and tell my wife to go through it and pull out her coats for the winter.  

The tote is open and on the floor for two weeks.  I walk around the thing for two weeks.  I remind my wife to take her coats out for two weeks.  She walks past it for two weeks.  I put it away yesterday, back into the closet.  Surely by now she's done the simple act of taking her coat out.

No, of course she hasn't.  This morning she wants to know where the tote is because it's cold outside and she needs her coat.  It would have taken her 30 seconds to do what she needed to.  No wonder my house is a fucking wreck.


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199,038 I give my boyfriend really great sex and then I wake up the next day and he's such a fucking asshole, it's unreal! It's 6 in the morning (I've been up since maybe 4ish) and I get yelled at for not wanting to cook chicken, not feeling well, then get bitched at for not feeling well (I have a disease) and not cooking chicken. It's like holy hell. Why is it so hard to understand that women stop having sex, don't want to give it to their male spouse, etc. It's not worth it! He just goes on these rampages.

I keep a match.com profile up and have been thinking about tinder just to get my fill. I dont know what else to do. I'm too young for this shit.


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199,037 I've never crushed on a black man before in my life, but DAMN, Donnell Rawlings is just SO fucking HOT!  I think it's the perfect facial symmetry, the satiny lips, those eyes, that build, and the merciless wit, but I've only ever wanted other white people inside me until I saw him doing standup and now it's like WANNNNNT.

And I live in the whitest white town in the whitest white state that ever whited.  But I'd smooch those chocolate lips like crazy if he was into it too.

34 / F / Whitest white girl ever


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199,036 My work best friend is an awesome person and I love her to death. However...she either has some aversion to deodorant or just doesn’t wear it. I don’t know what it is. It was real bad today and I think the people around us at work must have noticed. I don’t know if I’m a bad friend if I don’t tell her or if it would embarrass her if I brought it up. If one isn’t able to wear conventional deodorant, there are alternatives, aren’t there?? I don’t want her to be embarrassed, and I don’t know how to tactfully bring it up or if I should even bring it up in the first place...



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199,035 Your such a fucken "financial drain" towards everyone.
Why can't you see the burdens you cause in everyone's life. Ungrateful, selfish, lazy, and inconsiderate is such an understatement.

Your a bad omen.

, Becky Sarah


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199,034 Something is wrong with me, I am not right in the head.
Today my family was saying that I kept calling my children "animals" I seriously do not remember this.

This is a very scary thing, I can not remember what I said.
Do you think I should see a doctor?


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199,033 I am jealous of my friend's success.


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199,032 Just because you didn’t hit me, you still destroyed everything I was. I didn’t even realize it at the time, because it wasn’t physical strike. But it was abuse. You took advantage.You let me spin off into a craze of post traumatic stress that became illness. Physical and mental. Abuse is abuse.


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199,031 After two years, I finally got a call back. I went to the first interview, and passed to do the next one. This is awesome news, but I’m not getting my hopes up!


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199,030 So my ex who has been trying to get back with me and says he loves me tells me he was never in love with me. What? I was with him 9 years on and off. I will always love him but fell out of love, but people fall in and out of and back in love. Why try to be with me if you were never in love? You value our connection, say it's real, but never in love. That would explain why he's not doing what it takes to get me back. He was verbally abusive and talking to girls online, if you want me back I expect a degree of making it up to me to make me trust u. It should ome from him to want to do that. But this makes sense why.


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199,029 I love it when older men look at my tits.


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199,028 So I might be being irrational since I watch too much true crime however I’m totally creeped out in one way and also understanding it could be nothing in another way.

I lease apartment homes and may be too nice. I also live on site. Recently I leased an apartment to an older gentleman about 16 years my senior. I have a lot of close relationships with my residents and like to establish a good rapport. With this gentleman in particular we talked about our love of dogs and how we go to the same dog park (but have never seen each other there.) one day he asked for my number so when he went to the dog park we could meet up and see how our dogs got along. However, it seems he tries to text me to keep the conversation going and express his like for me. He asked me out and I’ve told him it’s not a good idea.

But today he sent me flowers to my work. Which is not professional or wanted. The note commented on my beauty and thanked me. I texted him thank you and that he really shouldn’t have because I don’t want to be rude.

A little part of me knows it’s nothing but I’m kind of scared that he could know which apartment is mine and don’t like that. It’s embarrassing to get flowers at work especially since my coworkers are all inquisitive. But I told them so if I do get killed at least the police will have a lead.


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199,027 People in my town rally around the local book store. They tell us everyone should shop local and ignore the web giant Amazon.

Then I see the mailman delivering Amazon packages to their door. LOL.


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199,026 I hate when grown white adults respond by saying "Word!"

What are you ? 12 and living in the ghetto?


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199,025 Notice all the fattening holidays are in the winter when we can cover our sins with baggy sweaters. Then we have plenty of time to lose the weight before the summer bikini season starts. They thought this out well.


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199,024 Real amateur porn is the only thing that will get me off.  Leaked sex tapes are so hot.


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199,023 And you wonder why you were banned....


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199,022 I feel so grateful for everything I have.


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199,021 I would never be a passenger in one of these new driverless cars. I have no trust in them.


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199,020 Which part of the egg am I supposed to eat? The science keeps changing.


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199,019 Newsflash. You are the Narcissist.
It's not your therapist's, parents, boyfriend, friends or family.
It's you. Your the problem.
Your so full of yourself, all you can see is yourself. Nothing ever beyond that.
Your true colors are right underneath your fur.
Cunning get's you nowhere.


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199,018 I was watching "college amateur reality porn."  

Young woman walks up to the first random guy she sees in the dorm hallway and says she has to fuck him.  

Guy says okay and they go back to his dorm.  

He has a 10 inch dick and his balls are already shaved.

Ugh.  Where do I find real reality porn and not this staged shit??


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199,017 Some people were not taught the meaning of morals nor integrity.
It's only the pervy who find this stuff normal.
At 016


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199,016 Disgusting! Shakes bum in front of dad?
Who shake's their bums or show case's their bum's let alone, with any family around?

Pedophilia to the max.


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199,015 There are quite a few psychology books on the topic of incest that confirm this as a favorite tactic of pedophiles.

They just want to see you shake your bottom in their faces. "Oops, didn't mean to accidentally see you bend over on purpose in front of dad. ;) "

The pervert nparent can bend over in underwear, in order to catch their bums, touching themselves, going to the bathroom in order to watch you change tampons.

nparents will do this over and over for years, each time claiming it was just an accident. It's not by accident they watch you change a tampon, but by design.


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199,014 My wife calls me hourly at work with weather updates. She needs a new hobby.


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199,013 as a fit 70 year old guy I am mortified that I am leaking  urine at night. WTF I am not 90  years old. I am divorced so dont need to cover this up but it becomes problem when I travel and sleep over at a friend with benefits place.Doctor says it it  the prostrate is enlarged and interferes with the bladder. Any other men having this problem or am I a freak? Depends has a big racks filling with stock  at CVS so I take it it is a bigger problem than I thought .


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199,012 Headline after headline saying how the Democrats did really well in the midterm elections.

They get the facts wrong.

On average, the political party of a first term president loses 37 seats in the House. Trump lost 26. He did better than most.

And it's very rare for a first term president to gain seats in the Senate, as Trump did.

We are seeing the Democrat spin machine in action.  Truth is, Democrats lagged behind the normal amount of gains in this election cycle.


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199,011 I did all the things that should make me happy. Why do I feel so miserable? I just imagine that there are more young people who are silently broken. It's a battle to the end right?

I wish the wind could just carry this feeling away


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199,010 So CNN is suing the White House to get Jim Acosta's press pass reinstated. I'm very curious to see how the judge rules on this. Clearly he ignored the requests of the president, and clearly he made contact with an innocent staff person. I strongly suspect though that our judiciary will rule in favor of Acosta, ignoring what is right and wrong. This will confirm my belief that our justice system is bias, and even corrupt.


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199,009 An appeal from Facebook this morning.

"Donate to help the victims of the California fires."

You've got to be kidding? Facebook is in California. Isn't everyone working there a zillionaire? But they have their hand out looking for some of my meager salary?

And isn't California the place that is overflowing with democrats and they are constantly nasty to all others?

LOL. I hope the fire spreads. Maybe I'll donate gasoline.


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199,008 For some reason my phone password needed to be reset. I woke up in the morning and the phone demanded I answer my security questions. Complete moronic, because one of the questions that I apparently filled in 15 years ago and now had to remember the answer - "What is your dream job?"

How the hell would that answer stay the same for people over the years? How the hell would we remember exactly what we said back then? 15 years have gone by! It's one of the dumbest security questions I've ever seen.

Sometimes I feel like we are under attack from the Millennials and all of Silicon Valley. They are here to torment us.


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199,007 So this Victoria Secret guy doesn't want trans or plus size girls to model the vs brand. So what? Why does everything have to be all inclusive? I'm a female and I think born women who have attractive bodies and are beautiful should model.  Now there are chubby pretty girls who carry their weight nice. There are slim girls. There are different types of attractive.  But if someone is really big, or yes not born a woman,  maybe they shouldn't model lingerie on the runway? There are other venues to model for. Why does everyone have to be included in everything? Soon we are gonna have singers who can't hold a tune, or dancers without rhythm. Does anyone see where this is going? Not everyone can do every job. Sorry. Victoria secret isn't going downhill because of this, as some people will have you believe.  They are going downhill because for the last few years their fabrics suck, they feel rough like paper. Not because they're not "keeping up" with the times.


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199,006 I wonder if there is a chemical change in the brain or something that happens on a metaphysical level once you’re married.

I’m reading these secrets less as bitching now, more as symptoms.  What’s the cure? What’s the antidote?

How to remedy all of it?


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199,005 If my husband isn’t in the mood for sex, then he’s not in the mood for sex. No amount of “seduction” on my part will change his mind. So I just wait patiently until a day when he’s in the mood so we can fuck. It happens maybe every two months, if I’m lucky.


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199,004 Okay well I take it we’re not friends at all anymore and never will be again.


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199,003 A friend of mine had gastric bypass. We were the same size and now she is 80lbs lighter and still losing. She was already full of herself. Always taking selfies and acting like her life is perfect. It has only gotten worse, of course. My secret..I wish something would go wrong. yeah, I know..I'm a terrible person.


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199,002 I’m pretty sure I’m never going to have sex again.


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199,001 I am sexually unfulfilled.


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199,000 I always feel alone.


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198,999 My husband hasn’t kissed me in a month.


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198,998 My husband hasn’t had sex with me in 3 weeks.


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198,997 My husband hasn’t gone down on me in 5 months.


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198,996 I daydream about being adored by a man, being someone’s beloved.
Then I come home. My husband ignores me all evening.
He ignores the kids.
He stares at a screen, he’s on the phone, he stares at another screen, he is snoring. That’s it. That’s all that ever happens. He barely even looks at me. I read the toddler her bedtime stories. I stay awake, daydreaming...about being loved.


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198,995 I can't wear boxers.  I've tried boxers, but my dick is too big and it flops around everywhere, and I always end up with a huge erection.  It sucks because boxers are so fashionable, yet I have to wear tighty whities.  Am I the only guy with this problem?


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198,994 A family in my neighborhood just had a huge benefit for themselves because their daughter has severe special needs. So what have they done the last 2 out of 3 weekends since the benefit? Go on 2 weekend getaways - just the two of them. Fucking con artists. This is why I no longer donate to anything anymore unless I absolutely, positively know that the family needs it. I can’t believe anyone even talks to these people anymore. Wake up! You’ve all been conned, swindled, screwed, whatever you want to call it.



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198,993 Someone has been giving out bad information.

^_^


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198,992 I once vomited on my lap in my car. I had the flu and was waiting for my son's bus with him. He had just gotten on the bus and it was still stopped in front of my car. I couldn't hold it in.  And if I had opened the door to throw up in the street, the kids would have seen and I didn't want to my son to be embarrassed.


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198,991 I'm tired of reading the fake news about Trump, the rain, and the French cemetery. Trump didn't cancel the trip. The helicopter pilot decided it was too risky to fly in the bad weather.  Yet another example of liberal lies to make the President look bad.


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198,990 I saw the guidelines for people for activity.  They are saying kids should do some weightlifting.  I disagree.  They should not.  Other activity like running around and stuff is fine but kids shouldn't weight lift


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198,988 Woman I know. She's constantly on facebook. Constantly seeking attention for herself. Today she posts how her 12 year old son wet the bed last night. Half the town reads this stuff. Think of her son. Think of how many of his friends now know he wet the bed last night. His mother is out of control. She'll do anything to get attention on social media even if it means sacrificing her son's dignity.


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198,987 I have this fantasy where I'm single and live in a comfortable apartment that's within walking distance of my job and near a lot of amenities.  I don't have to worry about maintaining anything, and maybe there's some nice neighbors and a girl or two I can flirt with.

The reality is I'm married, with two kids, and I own two houses with too much useless shit in it, and I'm planning on buying a huge house that I can live in as I head into retirement and old age.  Maybe a fancy car, too.

But... ahhhh... the thought of having less stuff in my life...



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198,986 The weakest thing a man can do is to talk about his woman, with another woman.


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198,984 My dad complains about his brother and father leaving him out of their lives, while simultaneously alienating me from my brother's and his


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198,983 My parents are very financially supportive and one way they support me is by letting me live with them. However one term of living with them is that I have to be up at a certain time, I have depression so this isn’t always possible.

Yesterday my dad noticed I wasn’t out of bed at the time he wanted, and it upset him. For the first time I stood up to him and told him that I wouldn’t be held accountable for how he felt and that what time I got up wasn’t a direct interaction with him and wasn’t his business.

Later my parents framed it as me being up at the time they want is the same as cleaning or making food for the family as being up at the right time added to the “thriving” nature of the household. I said no. I said it wasn’t up to them, their rules are intruding on the decisions I make for myself. I was of course told I was being selfish, unreasonable, etc. and that if I won’t allow them to dictate what I will and won’t do then I won’t live there anymore. So I’m leaving, which I think will be stressful as now I’ll have to work full time while going to school but maybe I’ll be better in the long term.

((Great job parents! *grins)) applause!!!


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198,982 Seeing you live in misery and pity everyday.
Is the best revenge anyone could ask for.
Looks like that will be the death of you.

I win. ;)


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198,981 Your sister and everyone doesn't like you for a reason.
You kill, steal and are jealous of any family dynamic.
You are the reason nobody really cares about you.
Your toxic and everyone can see it.
This is why I stay away from the family.
It's because of you and the senseless crap you spew out of your mouth.  I am no longer your sister. Stop calling me that. You psycho.


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198,980 Everyone else is at work. I'm at home in bed. I've got a large egg made out of solid marble deep inside of me. Right behind it there is a large coin table cue ball. My pussy is so fucking WET. So deliciously full and so erotically stretched. I have been on the very edge for 2 hours now. Why can I not always feel so alive and so horny...im about to let my pussy go and come very hard...but I wish I could lie back with my legs open... swollen pussy all stretched out forever and ever. My God  this is just so wonderful...


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198,979 I don't understand monogamy. I think we all play along because it's what we're taught, but humans aren't meant to own each other like that.
People in long term relationships get resentful, jealous, bored. I'm not saying you can't have one person you love the most forever.. but I am saying strict, closed relationships turn people bitter and leave everyone wanting.
Just my experience and my two cents.


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198,978 I know my daughter and son hasn’t been the same since my breakdown. I was only in the hospital a couple days, at my brother’s a couple more, and he was in their care during that time, but my mother has some help, and there was family in and out due to my stepdad’s surgery, so I assumed they were just feeling a little abandoned since I'm constantly dumping them off with everyone or reacting to the tension between me and them. I’ve been gentle, even though my daughter yells at me and is disrespectful and my son hits me. I’ve been giving them chances to talk about how they feel. I’ve been reassuring then that I love him, I’m not going anywhere, and they are awesome just the way they are.

Tonight my son wanted to sleep in my bed. I wasn’t in bed, but I’m the room. He woke up and said, “oh no, I’m sorry to tell you, but I’m afraid the bed is too wet”. I did the usual “no big deal, buddy, let’s just get you some dry stuff, and was pointing towards his bed. He freaked out. Started yelling that he didn’t want to, I couldn’t even get him to stop and listen. Got him some dry pj’s and for the first time ever he didn’t even want me to help him get dressed. My children flinched when I put my hands out to help with anything. I asked him if he needed a hug. His response killed me. I’ve been building his self-esteem, self-worth and sense of security since the day he was born, hoping he would never, ever feel the way I did as a child.

“No, I need a good slap in the face”

I know exactly where he got that line. From me.

No child deserves to be hit. Ever. Especially not for a bodily function they can’t even control. But for him to actually say that, for him to expect and even ask for it? That’s worse. I should be livid. I should be angry. I am crushed. I can’t even cry. He deserved better, and I have failed to protect him from even myself. No more.

What they did to me as a child was horrible, inhuman, and cruel, and yet here I was ready to forgive, ready to let the past be the past, and move forward. I was just going to let it all go and walk away. I wasn’t going to fight anyone or speak badly about anyone(behind their backs) ever again. I made my peace with the fact that there would never be justice, that no one would ever acknowledge what happened, and that looking for that validation was harming me too much. I had FINALLY made that decision and found some peace. My children are not going to grow up that way. I am better then everyone. So for that sake I will teach them to view themselves in that same manner.  They are not allowed to ever carry a secrets. They will not be taught to think anything will ever be their fault. They will be taught that it is "everybody else's, and never theirs. They will be heard, even when they demand their way with demand and disrespect. They will be believed, and they will learn that there is justice for them. They will know peace and security. They will feel loved. They will never feel not wanted, rejected or abandoned. Just like my parents made me feel. For this reason they will never be a pond. I will not pond them off on anyone ever. They are my responsibility and nobody else's.

If I have to put us in a shelter, if we have to couch surf for a while, if I have to call DCF and report my own mother (despite all the times they failed me as a child) I will.

My family and friends are going to tell me I’m overreacting. I’m not. Enough is enough.


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198,977 When the internet was just  coming to the public in the early 90s if was so easy to find women who wanted it like you. There was the usenet and it had personals. There was the anonymous mail server called penet. It was so easy and there were so many women.  Too bad those days are gone. First the penet server went dead because a few had to use it for crime.  The brave soul running the server had to shut it down. Next usenews went away, sad.  I wonder how many were sad like me.


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198,976 When I shift my position while sitting, I have to reach my hand in my pants and readjust my junk. I don't see other guys doing this. I assume it's because I am larger down there compared to other guys so my junk gets in the way more often.


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198,975 Facebook is down for half the country. I hope it doesn't ever come back up.


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198,974 The loud sounds of construction make me really anxious


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198,973 I'm the guy with the pot scrubbing secret from a few weeks ago. In short, my wife gets me to do the dirty work while she enjoys herself socially.  

Another example is brewing. Since the pot scrubbing party, my wife has been to a few more social events without me. I wasn't asked to do any of the prep work or clean up. Good, especially after the pot scrubbing incident.

But there is a new event coming this weekend. Her church is having a breakfast gathering for the parishioners. The social committee asked my wife to make sure the stove top is clean so they can make pancakes. (The stove top is looking rusty.) My wife then turned to me and insisted I clean the stove. I asked why this would be my responsibility seeing their church has 400 members and I'm not one of them. Wouldn't it make more sense for the churchgoers to clean their own stove for the breakfast they want to have? I asked her to just stop and think, why on earth would it have anything at all to do with me?

I know the answer of course. My wife wants to act like a big shot. This dirty task needs to be done. My wife agrees to take care of it so she looks like a good parishioner and she can continue to be in the inner circle of the church. But my wife never lifts a finger. She certainly doesn't ever get her own hands dirty. She has me for those things. So I have to do it or she looks bad. The idea of her doing it herself never enters her mind.

Over the last two days she has non-stop been demanding I clean it. She screamed I clean it. She cried I clean it. She pouted I clean it. She threatened no sex if I don't clean it, which is funny because we haven't had sex in six months anyway.

But this is what she does. She goes on and on until I say yes. It's like she creates an atmosphere where in the end it's easier for me to clean the stove than to listen to her complaining.

All that said, here I sit, conscientious me, thinking the church needs this, and thinking they won't have breakfast if I don't do it. So I'm actually thinking of heading over there and scrubbing their stove for a breakfast to which I'm not even invited.

I have to wonder, is my wife at fault? Or am I for even considering the idea of helping?


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198,972 I typically pick my dog's poop up if he goes in an inappropriate spot. But if I am walking him on the road, and he goes deep into a wooded area off the road and poops,  I don't feel that is in anyone's way, and I don't follow him deep into the trees to pick it up. I am honestly surprised that someone just called me out on that and told me to pick it up.


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198,971 All the emails, texts, direct messages, robocalls, app notifications, that annoying ding the car makes when I drive 5mph without a seatbelt, gives me little pangs of anxiety. I dearly miss my childhood years when the only messages came from the phone or the mailbox.


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198,970 I not like $1 and $5 dollar bills in my wallet. So, every time I sit at my desk I take them out of my wallet and put into a bill holder that I have.  

Then, every now and again, I take all those bills and put into 10 bill stacks and band the stacks together.  Then after another while they pile up so I put them together in 100 dollar bundles.  The 100 dollar bundles I then put into shoe boxes.

Counted them all out the other day and I have a bit more than $8600 in 1 and 5 dollar bills sitting in boxes in my bottom left desk drawer. At the moment I can’t be bothered to take all that to the bank so there they sit.



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198,969 When I post about weed or smoking it...I get reactions. Mostly great comments and people liking it.
This is the only time I feel accepted by people, and you are all complete strangers. It’s a bit depressing, but thank you! It makes me smile.


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198,968 My husband told me the story that when he was a freshman in college, he asked a woman out. They had a nice time. He took her back to his room. They started kissing. Then they got touchy feely. Then he took her clothes off and his clothes off. He got between her legs. He was about to penetrate her when she whispered in his ear, "You are raping me."

She was serious. She thought this was a rape in progress. My husband-to-be had no idea she was feeling that way. He stopped instantly and got her dressed again.

So many thoughts go through my head. Mostly why didn't she say something sooner? Can it be rape if she never said no? True she never said yes, but if she didn't object to the kissing and the disrobing, then how was the man to know?

I guess I see both sides of this #metoo thing.


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198,967 Late one evening while I was watching the news, my 3 year old son came down the stairs, walked into the kitchen and starting peeing on the floor. He was sleep walking. Or sleep peeing... The joys of being a parent.


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198,966 I hate how men think it's ok to say a woman is old if she is over 40, even when he is over 40! The older they are the worse, but men take a turn after 40 where they get bitter against women of the same age. The craziest is these older men complaining they can't find anyone to date... It's because they're looking to girls way younger than themselves! If you're an older man going after young chicks, you better have something going for yourself. Good looks, money, game, good dick, amazing personality, power. Something. You can't just be a normal older man getting whatever younger girl you want.


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198,965 I like paying beautiful women to massage me


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198,964 I'm trying really hard not to be sad, but it just isn't easy.


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198,963 Watching people who love each other slowly lose the ability to connect really sucks.


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198,962 I branded myself today. I really loved it, but I'm afraid I won't be able to stop.


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198,961 Happy birthday, R. I hope it was a great day, even if it was with her. Maybe someday we'll spend our birthdays together again.


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198,960 Jake, for a 6th grade kid you are on of the most rotten people this neighborhood has ever seen. Your younger brother with the abnormally large head is even worse than you. I guess I would expect nothing less from your prick dad than to raise horrible offspring who terrorize all of the other kids. I wish nothing but the worst for you and your family. And if you ever cross this family I will personally be at your house to kick your dad’s ass in front of you.


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198,959 I’m self conscious of my bootyhole sometimes...lol


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198,958 I went to a legal brothel for the first time a few weeks ago.  I was amazed at how expensive it was.  I didn't buy, or rent I guess, but damn.  If you could pull that kind of $$$, why not.

It was like a strip club in that there were plenty of women, all wanted your $$$.  Some were aggressive about it, some nonchalant and all looked good.


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198,957 A young boy in my area died in a terrible freak accident. From what I understand, he was playing in his room, went into his closet, wasn't paying attention, and some clothes wrapped around his neck and strangled him to death.

I have a son the same age who never pays attention to anything I tell him to do.  He's very smart, but he's in his own world.  I have to tell him not to do something because it could hurt him, and then he'll do it immediately and hurt himself.

I'm afraid my son will be the next to die in a freak accident.  If I can just keep him alive until he learns to watch out for himself.


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198,956 Please dear god, whatever happens, don't let one of my children end up being a porn star when they grow up.


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198,955 A long time ago I mentioned that I like imaging that I'm not alone at 4:20 everyday and someone said that they are there for me. Well, I think about you all the time, and thank you for being there for me all the time. Life is a little bit less lonely thinking about all the people having that moment at 4:20 with me.

In about 2.5 hours we'll be having a tranquility moment together. :) 11-11@ PST . roast it up!


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198,954 I have a secret I think about a lot and never talked about with anyone.  I went to a religious school and considered sexually  conservative by friends and family, and I am in some ways.   I am 21, not into casual sex with guys,  and have  only been with a few guys.  

My bf loves to watch porn.   Not just any porn but a specific kind.  He loves to watch cute young girls give a guy oral and get banged hard.  When we first started watching, I told him it  was  gross.   But he loved it.    What he doesn't know is I do too.    I love to watch it.    But I have a bigger more secret secret.

I love  giving oral.   I have since the first time years ago.   I love how it feels in my mouth, how it taste,   how it  tickles my lips.    I love  the sounds a guy makes when I am doing it, I love how his muscles tense up.  I love how he twitches and jerks when he finishes.   I LIKE how it tastes.  

There are about a 1000 guys I  fantasize  about blowing.    Once in high school a bunch of girls were talking.    One said she liked when her bf finished in her mouth.   We all expressed surprise.   Only I was surprised because she said what I felt, though I didn't say that.    

He has no idea how I fantasize about his friend,  or more then one prof,  or   friend's dad, even one particular priest.    

One guy told me once he thinks about robbing banks but never will.    That is how I feel about my fantasies.  Uhmmmm   so far.              

          


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198,953 Some company should make giant life size plastic tarps showing a top down view of expensive items. Like a Rolls Royce. And a swimming pool. And a tennis court.

Then just before the Google satellite flies over your house to take photos, you lay down the tarps in the your yard.

Voila. All your nosy coworkers think you have a Rolls Royce, swimming pool, and tennis court.


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198,952 I hate when my girlfriend's dog is in the room while we're doing it. I don't want to say anything though because she might stop the sex.


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198,951 To save the world and return it to a more normal healthy state where there is mutual respect for all, we need to first shut down the internet.


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198,950 I can't eat Ramen. I fear the MSG.


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198,949 My goal is to get all women out of my life. I want nothing to do with any of them anymore.


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198,948 I am a “Brown” person. I believe democrats want to turn the US into a 3rd world country. I will vote against them always.


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198,947 My friend sells make-up in one of those ponzii scheme kind of companies. She is so obsessed with it that she often tries her makeup application skills on her 8 year old son. There are endless photos online of him wearing lipstick and mascara. Poor kid. I see where this is going.


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198,946 In my small town, it could be that we spend more on the disabled than any other town in the country. We are nationally recognized as a haven for the disabled. It's not cheap. We give a large amount of our tax dollars to aid the disabled. For instance, we have a public building with five entrance ramps for wheelchairs. Wouldn't one be enough? Apparently not. We need one ramp on each side plus one more for good measure. It's crazy.

I don't know why we do this. Partly it's the mothers of disabled children. They have a clique. They join together and bash anyone who dares to question all the disabled spending. I once asked why we are putting two, yes two wheelchair elevators in one small public building. I wasn't mean about it. I was suggesting one wheelchair elevator would do and the rest of the money could be used to help in other ways. I was sliced and diced by the disabled moms for daring to have an opinion.

The disabled clique has a politician on their side. She's really an opportunist. She sees the organized group of disabled families and she cuddles up to them to get their votes. Typical politician I guess.

But get this. Someone took a photo of the politician parking in a handicap spot. The politician isn't handicapped. Nor are her children. She parked in the handicap spot because it was closer to the front door of the supermarket.

When this photo was published on facebook, the disabled families backed the politician claiming it is perfectly okay to use the handicap spot if you are a friend to the disabled. They would have gone nuts if anyone else had parked there. But since their friend in town hall parked there, it's okay. What a double standard!

My secret, I will now fight with all my energy to stop the funding for disabled families. The corruption must stop. We have our own little swamp and it must be emptied.


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198,945 I'm a stupid, silly woman to think he would fall in love with me. A whole month of texting and talking and then poof! Gone.

This is the pattern with me. They adore me at first then get bored or annoyed about the same time that I start to get attached.

I thought I played it smart this time. It's been 3 years since I've tried to get to know anyone. He was really into me, told me all the time how much he liked me. And he disappeared.

I'm a silly woman for getting my hopes up before and being sad now.

I really just wanted a dinner date for my birthday. Cereal it will be.


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198,944 If ever the kids and I are having fun and laughing, my wife will come in the room and try to break it up. Like if we're playing a board game and someone makes a big funny and we roll on the floor howling, my wife will burst in and yell at the kids to go clean their rooms and then she lays into me saying out of the blue that I need to paint the upstairs bathroom, or something like that. It's a disease with her. She can't allow others to have fun.


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198,943 I really hate people who accused me of me trying to pass as “white” , first of all I’m half white my mothers family’s are immigrants from Europe, they settle in Mexico because was one of the few countries that was taking refugees at the time , my fathers family been in Mexico since colonial times and have been intermarriage with natives for many generations.  So no I don’t bleach my skin , once summer it’s over I just quit tanning and go back to my , my mother it’s white as Snow White while my father it’s very dark skin but with very European features.  I also don’t have a nose job , I have a typical Basque nose , it comes from my fathers side , they are many family members with the same nose .  And third I came here legally, my parents when they come here they do it legally they have never jump the border , in fact they still live in Mexico they have no desire to immigrate here , they have good paying jobs , they live in a nice neighborhood they have no reason to immigrate here .  


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198,942 The orcs and elves are battling it out in my fallopian tube right now. I’m not sure who is winning but the battle awoke me from a sound sleep.

Gandalf, save me. Tell that beast of an egg, “You shall not pass. Go back from whence you came!”



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198,941 Fuck! This weed is really strong.


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198,938 On Sunday nights I do crossword puzzles over the phone with a friend 3,000 miles away.


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198,937 I've never seen my husband cry. 25 years. He is still a rock.


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198,936 I mostly listen to a cappella.


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198,935 I'm a middle aged guy. I wish I had friends.


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198,934 And Jill came tumbling after.

This is me in life. The guy is the primary concern. I'm a secondary thought, always tumbling after.


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198,933 I buy myself birthday and Christmas presents.


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198,932 I still get upset over the fact I didn't have an 18th or 21st birthday party.
I'm 28 and trying to get over this.
Any advice would be appreciated.


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198,930 I'm madly in love with my aunt.
When I see her dance, it drives me insane and I want to hold her.
I love you auntie and I want your lipstick all over me.
If I can't have that then I just want you to be happy.
In love with you and you deserve to be happy even if you want nothing to do with me.


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198,929 I have a MAJOR crush on my Aunt Mary.
My family can't know that I'm in love with her.
She poured water on a napkin today to wipe the table and I fantasized that she was pouring chloroform onto a rag to capture me.


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198,928 I'm staying a mile from your house in the hotel we last were together.... think I might do a drive by after a couple of cocktails tonight.


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198,927 Oh phew! Great news. There is a fire raging in California. Many homes are being destroyed. People are dying.  But I just read that Caitlyn Jenner is safe. Thank goodness. I was so worried....


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198,926 Dear Millennial Women,

Just because I'm a man and I talk to you does not mean I want to fuck you.

P.S.  Grow the fuck up.


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198,925 Maybe if I take the whole bottle I won’t have to worry about disappointing people anymore.


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198,924 I was feeling a little sore and achy so I got a massage and now I feel way worse than before. What is that?


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198,923 If Florida changes the outcome of their election and makes the Democrats the winner - after all the ballot shenanigans over the last few days - I think there will be violence. Republicans are not going to accept this type of fraud and abuse of power. Think wisely Democrats.


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198,922 I use each razor for much longer than I should. I sense you are suppose to use a razor maybe 3 or 4 times. I'll shave with the same razor 15 times. It's so dull I have to go over the same spot again and again. But I'm cheap. Reusing the razor save me money. It makes me happy.


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198,921 My kidneys ache something awful. I must have an infection. Fuck.


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198,920 You know what I'm starting to see? Women are weaponizing #MeToo. I was at the Post Office. There was a line of about 10 people. A woman came in the door and walked right to the counter. She totally ignored the line. The gentleman who should have been next spoke up. He explained there was a line, gesturing to the people behind him. Right, as if she couldn't see us.... Anyway, the line cutter then sternly explained how she had been sexually assaulted as a teen and why was this man now bullying her. It was very strange. The rest of us on line looked at each with that WTF stare. What did her being assaulted as a teen have to do with cutting on line? But there you have it. #MeToo is now a weapon.


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198,919 All these guys are tripping over themselves to date my daughter. LOL.


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198,918 I was half listening to them talk. Four women and one guy, all talking about two women (A and B) that are possibly cheating on their husbands. I saw the looks at me, then heard the whispers while they said things I wasn’t supposed to hear.

My ears are excellent, so I heard everything, but pretended to stare at my phone the whole time. A little later, I was dragged into the convo, and I heard everyone else say they hated drama, especially gossiping about friends. Riiiiiiight...

They got back into talking about the possible cheating wives. I said I had a day off and saw A’s manager’s car outside her house at 11am Tuesday, then again at 1pm, and wondered why she got a promotion the next week.

They all turned on me. All of them. They said I was horrible and should stop spreading rumors.

The next week, I heard B’s husband say, in front of her, that he heard she had been screwing a guy. She got mad, didn’t deny it, and asked what bitches couldn’t keep their mouths shut. Quote unquote. She also didn’t apologize. Later that week she yelled at her husband for talking to another woman too long, saying it looked bad.

Sorry for the super long post, but I thought it needed to be said. This is my secret, showing why I don’t trust women. I know people cheat, men and women, but I’ve seen this example of women covering for each other too many times. It’s also my secret that I don’t care if a guy cheats on his wife. I won’t say anything though, not after how women so easily cheat, and cover it up, when they know their friends are doing it.


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198,917 Happened to a neighbor on my street. Halloween was very busy this year with lots of kids trick or treating, many more than expected. Halfway through the evening my neighbor found herself out of candy just as three teenage boys knocked on the door. She thought oh no, she has nothing to give them. She worried they would be mad. She opened the door and gently apologized. She showed them her large empty bowl.

One of the teens, the biggest one, said, "What? You are out of candy??"

My neighbor had a tinge of fear.

The teen went on, "Well here... take some of mine!"

He reached in his bag and pulled out a giant handful of Hershey bars, Snickers, Jolly Ranchers, all the best stuff. He placed it in her bowl. His two friends smiled and did the same. Her candy supply was once again overflowing. Just in time - as some younger children came up to the door chanting trick or treat.

Yes, we hear all the bad about teenage kids today. Sometimes we forget that deep down they are really good people.


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198,916 My secret it’s I’m a mess and a slob when I’m pms’ or just having a really bad period, I haven’t taken a shower or brush my hair since yesterday, I also skip the gym and been eating a lots of sweets  and junk food .  Today it’s going to be another lazy day .


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198,915 My friend is very ill. His is bed ridden and because of his meds, his speech is slurred. It's amazing to me how many doctors and nurses treat him as mentally disabled. Yes, he doesn't speak well, but don't assume there is something wrong with his intellect. This man is brilliant. Smartest fellow I know. Ivy league, published book author, weekly columnist for several large city newspapers. Yet medical people come into the room, hear his slurred words and talk to him like he has brain damage. My gosh, you are medical professionals. I think you would have seen this reaction to meds before. I instantly lose faith in you for treating him this way.


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198,914 Public Service Announcement- Talking on you cellphone at the gym, while shopping, at restaurants or anywhere else along those lines is rude. I understand needing to answer but if the call needs to take more than a minute or two go somewhere where you won’t be a disturbance. For some of us that is our quiet time and we’d prefer it if we didn’t have to listen to you.


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198,913 So glad to see “thoughts & prayers” becoming the joke they’ve always deserved to be.


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198,912 California is burning down; I think God is sending a message to Californians.


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198,911 Being in a book group is great, except for the part where we are supposed to read the book!


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198,910 My friend is battling cancer, so of course I want to be supportive. When she posts updates, I say something in support of her. Except almost every time I try, I say the wrong thing. If I say that I’m glad she got good news about something, she just says there’s nothing she’s glad about right now. If I tell her she’s strong and has courage, she shuts that down. I have trichotillomania and confided it in her but all I get back is lowkey scorn and getting told that at least I have some hair. I wasn’t trying to compete.

I just can’t seem to say anything right! It’s hard to be supportive when I’m worried that whatever I say there will be something wrong. I’ll stick by her because that’s what friends do, but I wish I didn’t feel like I’m walking on eggshells trying not to say the wrong thing. I am an incredibly tactful person and thoughtful of my words before I say them, but giving her support makes me feel like an inconsiderate ass :(


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198,909 I put myself on a weed cleanse. I lasted for almost a week, I believe. I wasn’t really keeping track, because I was sure that I wouldn’t go back to smoking for a very long time. I’m trying really hard to find full-time work, and everybody drug tests. Even though it’s legal where I live, it’s still something a lot of employers disqualify you for. That’s a big issue for me right now, so yeah. That explains why situation. Meanwhile, my husband is out of town, and will be for the next month or so. He’s been gone for a month as it is, so I won’t see him until after Christmas probably. Overall I haven’t been in the best mood, and tonight I caved I bought some weed.
I’m home alone. I’m bouncing around waiting for a job interview (finally got called today for an interview), my relatives are slowly changing, I am out of school for the semester, and can’t go back until January, and I haven’t had the motivation to clean my three-bedroom home. I start laundry but don’t finish it. Refill the dishwasher every night so I can spend the least amount of time so I can go back to bed. It’s not good, but I’m glad some things are going right or hopefully will.
I’m watching Good Will Hunting for the first time tonight while I’m high. I miss my husband, and I am stressing about things, but right now I am enjoying life, and you should too.
Some people aren’t going to wake up in a few hours. Some people are sleeping next to their loved ones for the last time. Some people are restless because their child is missing. You are okay. Right. Now. Embrace that, and be happy.
Life is too short. Absolutely too short.


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198,908 We are Jewish. We live a very catholic enclave. When our son started school here the teacher contacted me and asked, in the name of teaching the children about diversity, if I would like to come in and explain a little about what it is like to be Jewish. I said yes, I'd welcome the opportunity. We arranged for me to come in at the start of December. The teacher introduced me to the class as Eli's mom and told them I was going to explain how Jews celebrate Christmas. How we celebrate Christmas???? Ey!


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198,907 I've set up the on-board answering facility in my landline speakerphone so that it answers with a simple "Hello?", and then waits silently for a few seconds before asking the caller to identify themselves and/or leave a message.  When I hear the caller speak after the initial "Hello?" – and assuming that I want to take the call – I press the button to take the call immediately.  I've thus screened the caller, but the caller is probably quite unaware that they were initially spoken to by an answering machine and had been screened.

The upshot is that if someone calls me on an urgent matter, and assuming that I'm at home to hear it, I'll take the call.  Contrast that with people whose attitude is to ignore their ringing phone – assuming that they have just a non-speakerphone through which they won't hear any message being left – and they check their messages in their own sweet time, maybe a day or so later.

Why am I so bothered by this?  Imagine if you're advancing in years, you have almost no family members left, and almost no non-family people in your life reliable enough for the task, and you need to nominate someone to hold medical power-of-attorney for yourself.  What happens if hospital or medical personnel need to contact your medical power-of-attorney holder?  It can't be helped if that person wasn't at home at the time, but what if they were, but just couldn't be arsed to answer the damn call?  This is a dilemma that I'm facing right now, because I can't trust any of the feasible candidates to pick up their phone if it rings.


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198,906 If you get robbed by a minority, and you didn't appreciate having a gun stuck in your face, it's because you are a racist.


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198,905 I don't see a 50 year old man, I see a 16 year old boy. Mirrors can be deceiving.


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198,904 Life is so fucked off in so many ways.


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198,903 Sometimes I wish I could disappear so people wouldn't be able to use me as a scapegoat anymore.


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198,902 Fourteen dollars a gigabyte? You must be insane!


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198,901 I wonder what it’s like to sleep with a guy with a Mohawk!!!  If he’s giving oral sex then wouldn’t his sticking out Mohawk get in the way??


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198,900 Today I realized how attracted I am to black men. Especially when they take care of themselves.

Woah.


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198,899 MEN - if you are expecting a blowjob or some kind of foreplay regarding your happy parts, PLEASE do us women (I would include gay men, but I assume already that they have great hygiene) so anyway - for us women, going down on you, and smelling or tasting something that is definitely off does NOT help us or keep us desiring more.
All I’m asking is for you to simply take a wet wipe or even better, a shower/quick wash down, but really focus on your junk. Trust me. You’ll probably get luckier if you keep yourself “fresh” and “clean”.
Sincerely,
A young wife whose husband never demands BJ’s - but definitely wants to be given one regularly.
Xoxo. Love you, honey.
P.S. please stamp this into your brain.


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198,898 An extremely overweight person having a baby - the biggest cringe of all time.
It is so unhealthy, you look terrible (not in that way, but you literally look miserable). I am sorry for you.
Get help. For the sake of your child, get help.


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198,897 One drink and the world crumbles into uncertainty and sadness....  -D


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198,896 I don't have the patience to make coffee. So I drink soda.


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198,895 I said I lost my poppy. But I didn’t actually get one because I didn’t have any cash on me to donate.


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198,894 I would like to try having an affair. I'm a married female. Not sure how to go about this. I don't work so I don't know many men outside my husband.


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198,893 I'm excellent at finding faults in others.


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198,892 I consider the estimated time of arrival on Waze to be a personal challenge!


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198,891 "This is Us" has "jumped the shark!"


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198,890 Every time someone talks about nasty anal sex , I think about nasty , gay closet , panty wearer Crane and his crazy mentality unstable, wife . Who knows probably has hemorrhoids from all butt action she gets .


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198,889 I wish I could just leave town from now until after the damn holidays are over.


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198,888 When me and the hubba speak on the phone, as he's hanging up, he doesn't say see ya later. He says fuck ya later. It makes me laugh every time.


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198,887 He wants to have anal sex. I never have. I'm curious why he likes it so much.

I kinda want to do it but it would definitely cement him as my boyfriend when we do.


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198,886 I know why bullies bully. (I used to be one.) It’s because they are empty inside. Here’s hoping you find your way out of that emptiness.


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198,885 I hate the holidays. The men I have been with have always resented participating and have made sure I didn’t enjoy it when they were there. I’ve tried having them stay home and then they resent “looking like a jerk” even though I didn’t criticize them at all for not being there, yet they somehow still took it out on me.

Then, if it is someone I’m dating but not living with, they always have plans that don’t include me. If they bother to text me “Happy Thanksgiving”, they wait three to four days to respond when I say, “Thanks! How’s yours going?” At which point they say, “It was fine,” then arrange a date so they can try and grab my boobs at an inopportune time.

I’m so sick of this shit. I’m dating a guy now and I’m pretty sure he won’t want to see me on the holidays, especially since I have kids now. It was bad enough before I was a single mom.

I was gonna invite him to at least come by after I put the kids to bed for some turkey and a blowjob but I don’t think I will. Having that offer rejected would be too hurtful.

I was also thinking I could leave it open ended and say, “Hey, you are welcome to spend Thanksgiving with us if you want but I understand if you’re not up for it.” Ugh. Nope. I think I’ll be happier if I just don’t bring it up. If he wants me around, he’ll say so.

I think I’ll have Thanksgiving with my friends and my kids and then when I get home, I’ll put the kids to bed and then masterbate until I pass out. His loss.


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198,884 I’m going out for the first time ever with some cousins, and my brother’s and their wives this weekend and I’m really nervous. I’ve never been the fun party girl. But.
Here goes nothing.
25 female


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198,883 Sometimes I miss my bipolar manic episodes. They’re fun. I’m everything that I’m not when I’m normal: confident, outgoing, seductive, highly energetic. I had so much fun. I partied all the time and could drink a lot. Then I went on medication, and the good times ended...

Let’s nevermind the part where I can be reckless, tightly wound up, talking too fast, and pissing off the people who love me with all this bullshit, ok...?


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198,882 I had sex with this girl quite a few times and every time I did I was fantasising about her cousin. I would imagine it was her cousin riding me instead of the girl who was actually doing it.


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198,881 I stopped taking my antidepressants... and I thought I was better... but I just don't want to deal with life anymore... I'm 20 and I've never had a boyfriend.  I uninstalled my social media and cause no one cares about what i post or if I stop..

I just can never seem to make like meaningful.
The worst part is I'm to chicken to even kill myself. So pathetic.


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198,880 I've lived in this house for 12 years. It was only recently explained to me how I'm supposed to get the septic tank pumped out every two years. I've never had it done. I thought everything seeps into the ground and that's that. Now that I know, I still don't think I'll do anything about it. Doing nothing has been working fine.


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198,879 I don't date women with cats.


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198,878 I am a night owl. I watch a lot of TV in the wee hours. Sometimes I get bored and got out for a walk. I rarely see any cars. Certainly no people. I'm the only one around. It's so peaceful. I love it. I should get my DNA tested. Maybe I'm descended from vampires.


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198,877 I slept with two married women but it would kill me if I found out my wife cheated on me.


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198,876 I have a 38 year old jar of spaghetti sauce in my cupboard.


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198,875 When a woman leans over for something I always steal a glance down her shirt.


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198,874 I am quickly losing faith in our ability to hold a fair election. In Florida, it appears that a small time official has been busy manufacturing enough D votes to overturn the State's election results. Going forward, how can we ever have faith in any US election?

We're done.


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198,873 They are trying to remove the Holocaust denier pages from facebook. This is wrong. We can't deny the people's right to have opinions. We may not like it, but as soon we outlaw the people's right to think for themselves, we are no different than the enemy.


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198,872 I never went to grad school because I was tired of being poor. I took a job as a teacher so I could make some money and eat a decent meal. If I had gone to grad school I could have instead gotten a job as a professor. My life would have been so much more interesting. It sucks being poor.


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198,871 97% of me knows I don’t want kids. I think I would be unhappy as a mom. I don’t want to keep to a feeding and napping schedule, then deal with schooling and homework, sports and kid friends. Teenage mood swings, technology, social media, yuck I can’t imagine raising kids today.

Then there’s 3% that wonders if I would be as unhappy as I imagine. I have an amazing husband, we both have great families, secure jobs, big hearts and a lot to give. But then again, my heart is full, I don’t feel like anything is missing in my life.

I shouldn’t have kids. I’ll regret it... I think.



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198,870 I am a female and I find anal sex to be disgusting. I find anything having to do with the anus disgusting.


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198,869 My wife has been much, much nicer to me since I told her she needs to divorce me if she thinks I'm some sort of monster.  I hope this can last a while.


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198,868 I will never admit to this outloud. My husband is overweight. He has high blood pressure and a family history of heart disease. He's in his late 50s. His doctor said he has to start eating better and losing weight. I've been feeding him steaks and lots of dishes with heavy cream sauce. I want to enjoy the next 30 years without him in my life.


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198,867 I abhor it when people hope for other people's misfortune when it benefits themselves.  E.g. Wanting the economy to tank so that Trump loses.

With that said, I clicked excitedly when I saw that Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell today. Breaking a few ribs.

I guess I am not a nice person.


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198,866 I wish we could implement standardized testing at work. There are many people in roles they don’t deserve with responsibilities they can’t handle. Most can’t even provide direction in a situation involving multiple variables. It’s ridiculous and makes everybody’s lives that much harder. Standardized test results would be very telling.


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198,865 I once had these carry women show up at the same place where I was having my birthday dinner with my family, crazy women thinks that her husband was having an affair with me which it’s laughable because I haven’t seen guy or spoken to in years. I’m sure her husband sleeps around but she is targeting the wrong person, part of me wanted to walk up to her and tell her on her face but I didn’t want to cause a scene in front of my family.  Her husband it’s not even my type , he is vulgar , sleazy, short tempered and has weird fetiches( likes to wear women’s underwear and loves anal sex) no offense but those things are not for me . I just wished she would just leave alone and concentrate on something else .


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198,864 I am shocked that people are actually supporting Jim Acosta at CNN.  What he did to that intern was awful, and people are claiming that he did nothing wrong?  Now they're saying that the video was doctored.  It's disgusting.


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198,863 My husband always says he hopes he dies first so he doesn't have to be without me.

I hope he dies first, too. Good riddance.


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198,862 I'm going this weekend to the city where my ex lover lives.  Hope I don't run into her when I'm out and about, that would be awkward for both of us.  Is four years long enough for someone to forgive you? Hoping I don't find out


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198,861 I have met three people in my life that I suspect were pure psychopaths. All three were children.


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198,860 I signed out of my account  for the newspaper. I found myself going directly to see if my comments had any likes. I don’t want to be like that.


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198,857 Today I went to the store by my job and I got distracted in the checkout by these cute stuffed animals, so I wanted to choose one to get for my niece. I turned to tell the person behind me they could go in front of me and omg it was this cute handsome guy...waaaay cute. Wow....but yea he was pushing a baby carriage. So I figured that's his baby. I didn't wanna flirt with a dad... a new dad who you know has a young family at that, with a wife! He was a total dilf. 6Ƈ about, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, just a handsome face and nice smile. Then I thought later maybe that wasn't his kid, maybe it was his sister's kid, or where's the mom? Maybe he's not with the mom...i know horrible horrible. Too late anyway...just saying there are some hot dads out there


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198,856 For the next few years Pelosi has an agenda of investigating and subpoenaing the hell out of Republicans and the White House. She's not interested in your health care, your social security check, or anything positive. Her goal is to torment the opposing political party. Why would Democrats allow this to go on? Don't you want to help people rather than punish us because we didn't vote for Hillary. How twisted.


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198,855 Hollywood has voted to remove Trump's star from the Walk of Fame.

Democrats are childish morons.


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198,854 Assault charges should be filed against CNN's Jim Acosta.


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198,853 I am already excited about eating Thanksgiving stuffing


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198,852 let's raise a glass or two
to everything i lost on you


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198,851 It doesn’t surprise when I see a robbery with a certain race behind the mask. You can have your entire face covered, and I know based off of the elephant sized shoes you wear (usually those terrible things called Jordan’s) - I know a majority of the time that you are a certain race.
I don’t have to be sorry.

Change your ways, or join your brothers you know where.


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198,850 I have not cooked a single thing in a years. I either eat out or I microwave something from the frozen food aisle.


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198,849 Nice try S, but you’re not getting in between my man and I. We spotted your psychotic games before they got too far advanced.  Enjoy your life as a lonely cat lady. Bitch!


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198,848 I steal batteries from work to power my vibrator at home


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198,847 Do women sniff mens underwear ?


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198,844 This sisterhood of voters thing scares me. They are not making decisions based on merit. They are voting for women simply because they are women. Typical case, we had a dim witted soccer mom running for the local position of town representative. This position means she will argue for more buses at the elementary school, or request more parking spaces at our post office. It's all about fixing little hiccups in our town. She gave speeches though saying if she was elected she will stop the separation of immigrant children and parents at the Texas border. Huh? We are a thousand miles from Texas. She would also press for Trump to be impeached and demand that his tax returns be made public. It occurred to me, as it occurred to others, that she is very confused. She doesn't even realize what position she is running for. The role is town representative. Yes, the title contains the word 'representative'. But she thinks it is a job in the House of Representatives in Washington DC. I mean that's scary that she didn't know the difference. But even scarier, all her dim witted soccer mom friends voted for her anyway because to them it didn't matter what the woman knows, or if she'd be any good at the job. Instead, all that mattered to them was that the soccer mom vaginas vote for a candidate with a vagina. They were almost successful. Scary. They are going to end up destroying this town and beyond with their ignorance.


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198,843 My dentist told me he had a patient who was in the Israeli Army. The guy needed a tooth drilled and a cavity filled, but he insisted on getting no Novocaine. He did it raw. Don't mess with Israelis! They are tough as can be!


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198,842 I once pulled my finger out of my wife's bottom and it was so "dirty" that I had to get up and wash my hands before continuing with our encounter.


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198,841 840: It's more fun when you allow comments.


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198,840 I am opinionated. I am not shy about sharing those opinions. But I am afraid to know what you think about them.


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198,839 I am wealthy, I am white, and I make zero apologies for it.


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198,838 I spend way too much time and money at the bar.


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198,836 For the last two years I've been complaining how the democrats spin things. So yesterday the republican candidate in my town beat the democrat candidate. This morning our spin-addicted democrat committee posts to facebook, "We're on cloud nine."

I won't even bother to ask how they are on cloud nine after losing 40% to 60%. They live in a different world.


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198,835 The season of leaf blowers starting at 7 a.m. How is this legal? I think I'll blast the Star Spangled Banner on my outdoor speakers at 3 a.m.


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198,834 In 6 months I went from being your best friend to someone you hang out with once in a while and only when she doesn't know. I'm a secret now. I'm hidden. Whether or not you mean it to come across this way, it makes me feel like you're ashamed of me. It shows me you value her over me.

I understand she's your girlfriend. But at least tell her you're hanging out with me. There's nothing we do or talk about that I wouldn't say to her or do in her presence.

I'm too old to feel like this. You're both too old to be acting this way. I hate it but I'm done. I'll miss you, best friend.


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198,833 If someone asked what my deepest fantasy was...I’d say that it’s the almost orgasmic daydreams I have about being finished with my master’s degree in three months and all the sweet, sweet freedom and free time that will be mine once again...


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198,832 I am strong enough to make this decision & tomorrow is a brand new day. I plan to make the most out of the rest of my life.


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198,831 I lose respect for people who post pictures of themselves with Snapchat filters. I don't understand why an adult would find them entertaining or mature.


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198,828 #827 Are you the person who only had $14 to eat for the next week? Where are you? I'll take you to dinner.


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198,827 One-fourth of a cup of pasta & pickles for dinner....


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198,826 I didn’t vote, because I don’t care. I go to work, I come home, and occasionally leave the house to go to the store. The only time I am bothered with the outside world is when I travel once a year. Ahhh, so I look forward to leave the USA this year. So much drama.


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198,825 I’m not voting, because I don’t want to stand in the long lines. It makes me feel VERY guilty, but I just don’t have the time..
I’m 25, and would lovvvve for things to change, which is why I’m so glad my friends and family are voting, but I don’t have time. Between school, work, volunteering, and any extra things I have to take care of - it’s just not practical. Wish there was a way to participate without standing at the polls...


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198,824 His last name is 21 letters long! Not marrying into 21 letters long. I'll be keeping my maiden name thank you very much.


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198,823 Not trying to be a racist. But I hate how black people talk. It has nothing to do with skin color. I'd say the same thing if white people spoke that way.


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198,822 I'm not meant for this world full of mindless slackers. I want to get things done. I want to make a difference in life. They want to party. I'm not sure there are other people out there like me.


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198,821 You haven't met difficult until you've met my wife. I make dinner half the time, she makes dinner half the time. But when I make dinner she refuses to eat it. She makes herself a separate dinner. No matter what I cook she can't eat it because in her mind this would be some sort of defeat. The kitchen is her domain. No man is allowed. But she gets busy with her friends and doesn't come home until midnight. So earlier in the evening I jump in and cook. We have children. What am I supposed to do? Wait for her and then wake the kids to eat at one in the morning? It gets crazy sometimes. I'll make chili. I'll let it stew all afternoon. I make a great chili. She comes home late. She decides to make her own dinner - and what does she make? Chili. She can't eat mine and call it a night. No sir. She has to make her own. DIFFICULT AS AN BE.


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198,819 When I was little my brother told me kidney beans came from unborn aborted babies. I believed him for a very long time.


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198,818 I've resorted to using my dogs shampoo.  I need to go to the store.


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198,817 Wow, Dreamwoman that I lost, that was a hot story, yet it also made me sad that I wasn't in a place to be a part of it.
I'm so sorry I got frazzled. It's bad.



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198,816 Today I had two burritos for lunch followed by a snickers bar.  My diet isn't going very well.


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198,815 I have always been bi-curious. I have never told my wife.


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198,814 I hate how my wife mispronounces words. Hyperbole is not a hyper-bowl.  Cache is not pronounced catchy.  A meme is not a me - me. It's not the Electrical College, it's the Electoral College. She has also asked if the college has a good football team.

Someone please put me out of my misery.


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198,813 808. Haha , Los Angeles it’s always been a @@hole trust I know I lived there for years and been visiting the place since I was a kid (I have family there) , I refused to go back I miss both my 10 year and 20 year high school reunion, and I don’t regret it on top on being a dump and ridiculous expensive and don’t get me started on the crime and the shady people.


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198,812 I wish everyone would stop yelling at me to vote.


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198,810 I was so happy to see the football team from my kid's school lose in the championship this past weekend. Most of the kids on the team are decent kids but there are 4 little pricks (and their coach dads) on that team that make it so nice to see them fail. To top it off nicely, the 4 pricks who try to act like such alpha males at everyone else's expense are the first ones to completely lose their shit and cry in front of the entire school.

I know it's screwed up but I dislike them so much that I hope this is how they deal with adversity for the rest of their lives and it causes them lifetimes of problems. That's how rotten they are. Everyone from the grades above and below them know it, the teachers know it and the other parents know it.


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198,809 Something I haven't seen mentioned in the news. I don't think the elections will be determined today. There are so many absentee ballots compared to other years. They have to be counted by hand. I think many of the election results won't be known for a week or more. This could spell disaster. Plenty of time over a week to manipulate the paper ballots when no one is looking. Our election process is quickly losing it's integrity.


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198,808 I went to Los Angeles a few weeks back. It’s a shithole.I never understood why everybody seems to love it there.


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198,807 I've stopped voting with my wife in tow. Our town doesn't have voting machines with privacy curtains. We have open tables where you fill out your ballot with a pen. There are many people around. They can hear my wife asking me things like "Wait... what's a Senator again?" Now I go alone and don't have to be associated with her.


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198,806 My wife not only let's me shoot in her ass, she let's me watch it come out a few minutes later as she's sitting on the john.


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198,805 I'm not registered to vote in the state I currently live in. I am registered to vote in the state that's listed on my drivers license though but unfortunately that's 2,000 miles away. Hhhmmm wish we could vote online. Good Luck America!


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198,804 My wife and I are on the opposite sides of the political spectrum. I woke up early so I could vote on the way to work as I have an out of town appointment tonite so it was vote early or never.  My wife rolled over to ask why I was up so early, I told her and headed to the shower.  I came out and she is naked spread eagle on the bed using her toy, asked if I wanted to join, of course I did.  When we were done she said, I made you late, guess you won't be able to vote after all....too bad.  Joke is on her, I ran out at lunch to vote, not going to tell her so she can repeat her actions next election.  


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198,803 I just want to be a wife and mom, my patience is running out for this to happen


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198,802 have decided to hang up the title of being called a husband to my wife and dad to my kids.  Just call me the house manager.    this makes me sad.




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198,801 My siblings, we are all adults, are a bunch of druggies and I'm as straight and clean cut as can be.


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198,800 The campaigning politicians smear their competition so much, I don’t know what their platform is.


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