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192,630 My neighbor doesn't know that I know she's been pleasuring my house mate. We'll just call him "Mike"
He's technically my husband.

My secret is that she didn't know that him and I agreed on a mutal separation years ago.  He would only be able to stay if he did me just one favor. Which he fulfilled.

He's always telling me that our slut of a neighbor.
  Who we all call the neighborhood whore.

He is not in love with her. He continues to say that he loves me and wants to work things out. We don't even sleep together anymore.

I'm trying to make the process easy for him.
For the sake of his three children.

What him and his secret lover didn't know and now I feel so bad about is, I secretly gave one of her children a secret snack when he was at my house.

We live across the street from one another
She'll never know what I put in that drink.

My housemate and her daughter once told me this child is always sick now.

Sometimes I wonder if what I put in this snack will eventually affect him for the rest of his life?

I feel so bad yet again I don't.  This is why you don't sleep with married men.

The part that makes me grin each night is knowing that I've been sleeping with my manager for years. I guess we're even "Mike"

I guess I did win after all because I don't even want my housemate let alone sleep with him anymore.

I also know there are others besides you.
So looks like you're not that great of a catch after all.

The silver lining in this is that my husband thinks he's winning but I beat him and her a long time ago.  ;)

Sincerely, The Wife xoxo


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192,629 Magazine and marketing firme of a business?
You guys are so lucky.

I would only dream to have done that. Instead I'm on welfare and my boyfriend has a minimum wage, average Joe type of paying salary.

It makes me sad that even If I wanted to move and be on my own. I wouldn't be able to because he can barely support this little family.


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192,628 This year is going to be about me, me, me, me, me!


-The Narcissist


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192,627 The entire concept of work has turned into something bad. Our minds have been corrupted. We spend our lives doing some meaningless job just so we can eat and have shelter.

Surely life is supposed to have more joy time.

But no, we get up 5 mornings a week when we are still tired. We get frustrated with a commute. We push some papers around. We commute home. We're tired and cranky.

And on the weekend, we drink and watch TV to forget the 5 days of drudge.

This is us. This is who we have become.

What is the point of it all?


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192,626 New level:  whipped cream subbed for milk.  Succeeding at not living a long life.


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192,625 Technology needs a big correction. It's out of control. I see Amazon is building stores with no check out people. Everything is done automatically. Why why why? Because checking out is a terrible burden? No it's not. I like talking to the checkout lady. Was this a problem that needed to be solved? No.


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192,624 My girlfriend gives great blowjobs, but i don’t think she’s that pretty. I’m not judgmental. I’m just strictly not attracted to her. She has a wonderful personality, and tells funny jokes, so I guess that makes up for it


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192,623 I once knew this girl who used to send her boyfriend nudes of other girls. It was clearly a different girl in every picture, but he never noticed. This is how I know men are scum. They don’t care about you. They only care about what you have to offer.

Or for the women who can’t/don’t get it,
MEN ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR ASS, YOUR TITS, and YOUR V.

This is why I’m single.


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192,622 My neighbor has five kids. The homes in my neighborhood are mostly three bedrooms. Not the biggest backyards, but decent considering we live in a pretty big city.

She always looks like she hasn’t slept in months. Her husband is almost never around, and her kids are asshats. I don’t feel sorry for her.
I stare out my kitchen window with my hot cup of coffee, morning bathrob wrapped around me, more coffee brewing in the background, and the sound of Sex and the City playing on the TV in the living room as I prepare for my day. This is the time I stare across the street at her house as she’s rounding up her herd to get them in the car, and in that moment, I know I’ve won.

My body thanks me. My vagina thanks me. My husband thanks me.

34/married/no kids/both successful

We’re taking our annual “round-the-world-trip” in May, and we could not be happier. We considered having at least one child, but I’m so happy we’re both content with what we have now. We have dinner dates at least once a week. We both work for successful companies, him a magazine, and me a marketing firm. We live a modest life, and don’t go around flashing our money...but we’ve definitely hit the jackpot.

Nancy, I see you struggling, and I just feel sorry for you, but don’t worry!
Only 17 more years until you’re “free”! :]


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192,621 Sometimes my AutoCorrect changes the words that I intentionally type, and it makes me feel like a moron. But.. Usually it’s too late to fix the mistakes, and people think I’m a moron anyway. I loathe technology.


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192,620 I’ve been in college for five years, and I’m still working on my associates degree. I think it’s important for teenagers, specifically in high school, to be able to explore different work fields, and really get a grip on what they want to study, and what career path they would like to take in the future. If I had those resources, I’m sure I wouldn’t be in this boat. I’m to indecisive, and I’m stuck thinking I have all the time in the world to decide, but in reality? I wasted a lot of time, money, paper, and hours of sleep. Sometimes I want to be 16 again, and say fuck it all while I still can.


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192,619 People think I’m extremely attractive, but they’d think otherwise if they knew all my front teeth are fake.


26/M

LOTS of cavities


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192,618 I want to throat-punch people who name their babies stupid fucking moronic names.
The most recent names I’ve heard:

-Forden
-Becton
-Crowly
-Corper

Fucking seriously. I wish I could curse some peoples genitalia so they can’t breed



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192,617 My wife is in her aloof mode again. She's very distant. She hardly speaks. She seems kind of annoyed.

This happened 7 or 8 years ago too. She acted aloof for a few months. It finally came out that she met someone back then. I'm not sure what went on between them. She says nothing. But I'll never know for sure. But she was aloof until their "friendship" was over.

Now she's acting this way again. I can't take this anymore.


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192,616 I interviewed for a programming job recently. I was asked to write a "quick sort" routine using Python. I was given 25 minutes for this challenge. I immediately said to the interviewer that I don't know Python. I work mostly in Java and the job description said Java. He said he knows, but he wanted to see how I did with Python. I again very nicely said I don't know Python at all. He said I could use the computer in the room and look things up on Google.

He wanted me to google Python. Find a good resource for learning the language. Then read the syntax of the language. Then program and compile in the language. All in 25 minutes.

That would be like asking someone to learn Icelandic and write a short story in 25 minutes.

I told him I didn't think that would be possible.  That was the end of the interview.

Am I missing something? Is there this new breed of super programmer who can learn an entire language in 25 minutes?

I'm confused.


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192,615 On the elevator today, this pretty girl made small talk with me. It was odd. Pretty girls rarely initiate talking. After two minutes of knowing each other, I saw her give me a subtle side-eye, and when she left the elevator she was walking normally, but three steps later, she had a swing to her hips.

OMG that ass! I felt a stirring. Pretty lady, smokin hot bod, and those tights showed the curves of her cheeks beautifully. The amazing part is that she changed her walk when she knew I was behind her. She did that FOR ME. A stranger. She did it on purpose to show off for me, and I can't remember the last time a woman has flaunted the look for my benefit.

This stranger, the pretty lady, knew there was nothing that would come of our little chat, nor her walk, but she wanted to show off and feel sexy.

No matter how many times I compliment my wife, or ask her to wear certain things, or such like that, she rolls her eyes and stomps away. I miss is.

Thank you, pretty stranger. Thanks for giving a middle-aged boring guy a reason to smile all day.


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192,614 That's the only thing I think we can agree on.
You're right! We "HATE" bullies!

Irene M. ;)


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192,613 You can fan the flames with love. Or you can fan the flames with hate. Either way it's going to burn. You had the chance to grow with me. You chose not too.


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192,612 When love turns lonely.... let go


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192,611 1- Haters gonna hate...
2- When choosing a side, choose wisley.

Not really a secret, but it seems to be uncommon knowledge


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192,610 There's this red car that keeps driving around my neighborhood early in the morning , I guess the idiot is not aware of all the cameras at entrance and exit , even in the dark it can still capture license plates and the person behind the wheel.  A free years back they were a couple break in and someone broke into the clubhouse and tried to steal the big screen TV but left ones the alarms went off , eventually caught them because the cameras.


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192,609 I scheduled a work meeting at 9 AM.  Now I have to hurry up and get everything prepared early in the morning.  I should have set it at 1 PM and had all morning to fix everything up.


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192,608 607  Usually people like Trump are this way. Fake everything
Fake hair, a fake personality and can only mimic what everyone else is doing.

People who can't be authentic or know how to create their own identity are like this. So they mimic or copy everyone or anyone out of pure jealousy. Trump is a very jealous, narcassistic, egotistical sour man.

Have you ever seen his wife smile in pictures?
I'm sure if she has it's only because I'm sure Trump's spoiled, bratty controlling personality "told her to do so."
"Smile for the cameras Melania!"
Just so we can pretend we're this "Big happy family."

C. Klemchefsketts


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192,607 Trump will never go anywhere in life. He's just this big carbon copy. Never authentic or creative.
I love to paint and draw. My whole family knows that I've been an artist since high school.

I keep my pictures up on my walls in my bedroom.
Well go figure. Apparently now a cousin of mine is ranting about having her art work displayed at an art gallery  now.

My god like seriously who does that.


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192,606 Trump has kind of made himself into an ambiguous caricature of a president. He says one thing and then later says the complete opposite. Or he says one thing but acts in a way that opposes what he said. This way his supporters can cherry pick the things they want to hear and disregard the rest. Then if somebody says "I don't like that he said xxx" the supporters can say "Obviously he didn't mean it when he said that. He meant it when he said the opposite."

This way his supporters can pin their hopes and dreams on him because no matter what they want to hear, he's said it.

I think Trump may be an evil genius.


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192,605 You do act like his mother though. He comes and vents all the time. So no regrets here. My boyfriend always feels like he's always walking on eggshells or scrutinized by you.

You're never content or satisfied. He has to smother you with gifts in order to kiss your ass. Making you happy is difficult because you were raised to be materialistic and pretentious.

He doesn't have that with me. I'm never nagging him, bossing him around. Guilt tripping him. Get family and friends involved during our times of disagreements. Causing drama! We disagree often.

But not to the point of disrespecting his family do I or will I ever do. Yet get them involved.
Real winner you are!

He'll never leave you for the sake of his son.
Ever you try to take his son away. His family and I have enough proof to destroy you. Making sure that you'll never see him again.

Class act always wanting to be pissed at him due to your little dramatic insecurities. Tip for future reference.
Every guy hates insecure chicks. ;)

My secret is I'm  going nowhere.
You'll never have the power to brake us apart.
So move along with your toxic self.

His family will never like you because of what you did to his sister. You think nobody knows? His own step-mother said there is something "serpentine" about you.
She sees a serpent when she sees you.

She's tired of faking it though. She does it for the sake of her grandson. Gloat? "Hope you see it." ;)


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192,604 I've learned to only give advice once or twice before falling back and letting you do your thing. I will always be here if you need me, but I'm not your mother nor am I a qualified therapist. Unfortunately, you will learn, but it might not be the way you want to. But you'll see. He's only going to continue his abuse. I just hope you'll wise up before it goes too far. And I won't gloat. I won't tell you I told you so. I won't even say anything to the ones who tried to enable his mistreatment of you. I'll just feel sorry for you. You will look back one day and you will know where I was coming from. You will see.


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192,603 I drank so much coke. Someone thought I snorted it. I fell and broke my phone screen once. So they thought I was on something.


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192,602 I'm fat because I drink coke.


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192,601 My cousin runs errands everyday with foodstamps. She's a lazy slut who never worked.
Heard she's a fat ass now after her last daughter.
Guess karma has it's way? I win!


Sammy


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192,600 My boyfriend runs errands all the time for me. What a sweet heart. Anyhow why wouldn't he if I'm his "princess"
Jealous? ;)


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192,599 My wife is constantly calling me to leave work so I can do her errands. She's too busy being social. And she wonders why I don't get ahead at work.


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192,598 597 sounds like secret lovers to me. Cheating is not a crime. But not something to be proud of either. It ruins relationships.


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192,597 Once a cheater always a cheater. He was with me before you broke up in between brake ups and even f now. I'm not going anywhere.

He knows you did it to him first. His f family even know this. That's why they dont like you. His dad and grandma only pretend they do. They know how childish you f are to use a child as a tool.

He'll never trust you.  Love you. He only tells you what want to hear because nothing will get in between him and his son. Not even you.
Said you're a horrible liar to.
So I guess you two are even Steven now. ;)

Secret: My daughter calls him daddy.
Always buys her shoes. As a matter of fact she's wearing a f pair he bought her now.
You will never come in between us.

Best part is I'm excepted by all his family who adore me. They can't f stand you.
All his family said even your parents think you have issues.

His grandma mom and cousin love me.
They all call you "a drug addict drama"
This week we have a secret f date.
Hope I taste good ;)

xoxo Ontario




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192,596 You seriously think Nick's going to fess up or tell you about us? What a f nut job! Thank you my
dawg for making her believe you never would and that they are only "rumors" shit.

She's a joke. As a matter of fact when he needs his alone time away from her. Who do you think he's with?



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192,595 Nurses now a day's are dumb as a blind bat.
Anyone can pretty much become a nurse now a days.
And nurses that do drugs normally will get fired on the spot due to random drug tests.
So there goes that! ;)

Alfanso



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192,594 What with nurses and drugs, I have met many nurses and I said about half of them do drugs (meth, Vicodin,Coke etc..) I understand it might be an stressful job sometimes dealing with people from all walks of life but really why go into the profession on the first place.  Most nurses work long hours, deal with crazy sometimes, and there's no room for error it can cost a person life . Or idk maybe they were addicts before so they become nurses to have easy access to drugs.


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192,593 We know a future nurse. Her and her sister in law like starting shit and are both snitches.
We can tell they are both miserable. One is fat and the other does drugs with her loser boyfriend.

Prissy Sam ;)


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192,592 what hurts most of all
winded exasperation
trickles from the phone



someone's telling glance
a sad little bird shot down
we're all in cages




another fruit falls
these roots burn from the ground up
too bad it won't rain


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192,591 Everyone I got along with in my nursing cohort has failed. Everyone else fucking sucks. The nurses I've come across at clinical fucking suck. I'm starting to think that nursing is going to fucking suck, if only because the people attracted to it are a bunch of blowhards.


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192,590 I grabbed lunch at McDonalds today. I got a salad because it's healthier than a burger and fries. I skipped the drink because sugary drinks are not healthy. I got a brownie because brownies are delicious.


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192,589 When I have to get something finished by a deadline, time moves so quickly. I look up at the clock and another hour has zoomed by.

When I'm waiting for someone to finish something, time moves so slowly. I look up at the clock and only a few have passed.


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192,588 I am convinced that the people in this country, and the world, are crazier than in the past.  I think it has to do with the amount of microwaves in the air.  Cell phones use microwave towers.  Think of the effect your microwave has on food when you turn it on.  Our bodies and brains are being bombarded with microwaves from everywhere.  Your brain is cooking, if you think about it.  

It is not an original theory, I heard about it on the radio.  A guy was a soldier he called into this show and told the world of this theory.  A guy named Samer who worked on microwaves came up with it.  This soldier worked with Samer.

The Samer theory states that people are going nuts because of the microwaves in the air.


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192,587 Yet another school shooting.

What ever happened to kids settling their differences with a fist fight out behind the school?

Not advocating violence but I don't remember almost daily school shootings growing up.


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192,586 Nurses are the freakiest profession in bed by far...not sure if kinky women are drawn to nursing or if nursing makes them kinky.

Either way I love to date nurses


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192,585 It's amazing how many women are willing to send naked pictures of themselves.
Don't they realize pictures are forever?
I bet if they caught their kids sexting they would kill them but they are fine with doing it themselves.



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192,584 I know way too many cops to trust them.


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192,583 The best advice I received when I was getting divorced was from my lawyer during the initial consultation.  He explained the billing end and asked for a $5000 retainer.  He explained, every email and phone call from me to him as going to cost me at least $100...he charged $400 an hour and  he billed in 15 minute increments.

As my wife was a stay at home mom she was using the same pool of money to pay for the lawyers as I was so he told me that every contact he makes with my wifes lawyer was really costing me $200 at a minimum.

"Make peace with your wife, figure out what you both need to get out of the divorce, try not to make it ugly, remember that you are going to be in each others lives til you die because of your kids."

Took me a billing cycle to fully understand what he meant, I sat down with my wife after a month, passed along his words of wisdom.  After a few days we both realized it wasn't about winning the divorce but it was about keeping our kids lives as unchanged as possible.

Best thing I ever did, we got a low stress/fight divorce, we are cordial to this day.  We are both remarried and our kids are as happy and healthy as any kids whose parents are divorced.


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192,582 The only people who win in family court are the lawyers.


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192,581 577 Not as bad as a teen who was suicidal. We knew of one. She called me a boy when we were kids. Just because my mother cut my hair. She told all my cousins not to talk to me or play with me. They all nick named her "bully-bob" She told my other cousins that they were really fat. She never tried to empower anybody or build them up.
But would only bully them or try to brake them down.
My cousins use to hate how she use to try to dress them up like little pop star hoochies. Short skirts and makeup. She would never offer me to join in and play. Cousins and family alike don't like her or will ever talk to her again. She called my other cousin a b. When really she's the biggest bully b anyone has ever met. And the biggest slut!  She lies so bad thinking people can't read through the lines or through her lies. The best karma has kicked her in her ass though now as adults. We heard from an aunt. That she's still in the same place we left off.
Nothing exciting or spectacular yet succumbed of her life. She's yet older then me. Close to thirty so should have set that example for me. She never did. She just bullied me. But when pushing came to shove she only "needed" me when she wanted me to babysit her dog.
So I don't feel bad for her poking fun at our lives now. At all! Hearing how she has ended up in life and the winner of a "husband" she has chosen is more then enough to laugh at. Now it's our turn ;) Becoming a run down "fat" stripper, made it only to a "community college" nothing high end. Welfare, addict, trailer trash with a boyfriend who is an alcoholic, that doesn't have such a great job.
My aunt told my mom she left him but did this theatrical display online about him. Trying to get everyone to feel sorry for her. Only to find out she's back with him.
This is why I hate for people who post their problems online. Like really? Are you that attention starved!
They say bullies usually hate themselves that's why they behave this way. She didn't do this only as a teen. We believe she thinks she's still a teen when really she's not.
She's still doing this now. Sad part is she committed suicide last year.
I believe karma gave her a good run for her money because of the way she treated us cousins.

Chrissy K. ;)



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192,580 I'm a very sought out realtor. My family has been in this line of business for years. Be careful with strippers. They'll con you. My cousin was coursed into almost marrying one.


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192,579 I just purchased a home. I guarantee you, so will you!

Xoxo Karla ;)


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192,578 Yay, my friend is talking to me again :)


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192,577 Omg, we must know the same person, if you said something like I just went to such place on vacation, she will go and photoshop or post something she was planning to vacation there, like seriously this person it's the most insecure, jealous, envious, buddy body you' ll ever known .  She will make lies about people she didn't like or was jealous of , she was a bully too, she used to try to pick on people on the slightest thing .  I can understand this behavior from a teen but a grown adult? It's pathetic, sad really the best thing it's just to ignore the person.


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192,576 I knew a call girl we'll call him star. He was pretty strange. Down right annoying to the core.  He had a loud mouth, bossy, leached, know it all, brute, drama queen, self centered, spoiled, childish and bratty obnoxious personality. His own mother called him a selfish b once.
He would act stange because he always seemed like he was always on something. Usually they all are. They are usually high as a kite and think nobody can tell.
I use to work with him. Nobody really cared for him. Back in our changing room. The minute he walked out people said how he was the most annoying person at the work place. Very unprofessional.  He always thought he was better and above everybody. He was very jealous  envious and very insecure. Especially if any of us could do something better than him.
Example. One female there was about to let go of her job and start a new business venture. (Next day)
He comes in telling everyone how he had just started his own fashion line.
Another co worker shared that she was dating a photographer.  He comes in a week later stating. He was taking a photography class. Do you get where this is going? I dated the bartender. This made him so jealous. I told him we were getting married in Las Vegas. A couple  days later he's taking selfies in Vegas.
I mean theres one thing being competitive.
But he's not competitive. He's just always maliciously jealous of anyone who does or receives anything better than him.
Now people have learned to stire away from him completely. Not share any personal information to him. Usually his motivate of knowing is only for one sole purpose  and that's only to use it against you.
Sad part is he had no friends. He only has one.
A chunky bald dude. Sadly the chunky dude seems passive and a pansy. So he get's easily taken advantage of or bossed around by star.


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192,575 574 Don't feel to bad. Did she ever try to breastfeed you? I met one who was a mom. Come to find out she was a shemale
I mean she knew how to shake that shit. But the minute you seen her face. You were like DAMN you need to be home attending your puppies. Who in the f lied to you.
She squirted. Milk that is. How she did it beats me. That ish taste like lemons. Sour as f. When I shared how she was all around  sour. She winked and said learn to make lemonade out of it sucka! Sucker was her. Why? Well heard she lost her home, got beat up by her lover for lying about her gender now has to live with the parents.  I guess stripping is not all glits and glam or what it's made out to be.


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192,574 And why the topic about noses? I knew a stripper who looked like dwarf dude with a huge nose. But you know what they say about all strippers. They don't call them butterfaces for nothing.


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192,573 Ya I dated a chick with a huge nose. I always cheated on her and eventually  dumped her because all she did was speak negatively behind peoples backs and never directly to them. I think her nose made her insecure.  Either that or people just knew she was just a damn nosy ass.


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192,572 @570 It means that your up in everything or up everybody's ass, or business instead of worrying about yourself. At least that's the saying. Even for like brown-nosers at work. They use the same phrase.


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192,571 I once dated a woman where I found myself more attracted to the woman's mother than to the woman I was dating. I knew nothing could ever happen with the mother. I'm not that naive. But I think the relationship with the woman never really took off because the thought of her sexy and sensual mother was always with me.


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192,570 I want a nose job. My nose has grown  enormously to big for my face. I feel as though it's  a curse because people tend to tell me it looks like male extremities.
My boyfriend told his side chick that it's probably because  I'm  to busy talking shit about everyone behind their backs. I asked him what does that have to do with anything? He said it's big enough to fit in everyone's brown eye. What is that suppose to mean?My secret is: When he said that it turned me on and made me touch my nips. ;)


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192,569 I never tell people what I really think.


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192,568 My wife had an affair then proceeded to tell me how big his cock was....heartless bitch. As if there’s anything that i can do to make my 6 bigger..


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192,567 My husband ate my pussy tonight like never before!! I mean, he's always been amazing at doing that but tonight was different! He nibbled,licked, kissed and sucked for so long that I eventually orgasmed twice and on the 3rd orgasm I finally squirted!! There was so much it was like a rivier flowing!! I've never experienced that in my life.. It truly was the best orgasm ever!!!


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192,566 I have some secret and gross habits nobody knows about.
1. I smell the floss after running it between my teeth.
2. Sometimes I go several days without showering, and have gone as long as a week
3. I love the smell of my vag when I haven’t showered in a few days.
4. On workdays, I never ever ever put my makeup on at home. I do it as I drive to work.
5. The only time I wash my hands after using the toilet is when someone is in the restroom and sees me. I don’t want them to think I’m the type to not wash my hands after I use a public toilet (eveb though I’m EXACTLY that person)


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192,565 To 548 with the #metoo wife:

My wife worked at a large bank for 10 years. Then she was hired away by a competitor bank. She worked her heart out for a year at the new place, going on many business trips, but in the end she was fired. She immediately filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the bank.

She hired a lawyer. He sent letters to the bank and argued on her behalf. To no avail, she didn't win any money.

Here's the thing though - she never told me about any of this. I never knew she was being sexually harassed in the office. I never knew she filed a lawsuit. I never knew she lost. I never knew anything about anything.

It wasn't until a few years later. Some friends were talking about sexual harassment in the work place. My wife essentially chimed in with "me too", although this was many years before the mime #metoo thing took off.

I spoke to her about it. I asked why she never mentioned the sexual harassment to me before.

She said it was no big deal. I pointed out she filed a lawsuit. That's always a big deal.

I asked how the bank sexually harassed her. I was genuinely concerned. She was my wife. I didn't like the idea of work colleagues making inappropriate comments or whatever.

She alternated between saying it was no big deal, to saying you know, it was just "sexual harassment stuff".

I didn't understand what "sexual harassment stuff" meant and she didn't see the need to explain further. I eventually let it go.

Ten more years went by. My wife died of ovarian cancer. It is a long story for another day.

My kids were off to college. I had no need for a big house. I decided to downsize and move into an apartment.  To that end, I was cleaning out the attic, throwing away boxes and boxes of unneeded junk.

Something caught my eye. At the bottom of a box was a folder labeled "lawsuit".

I of course started reading. It was the documents related to her sexual harassment case so many years earlier. There was a letter from her lawyer to the company laying out the complaint. It explained how my wife went on a business trip to Milwaukee with her then boss. After a client dinner, my wife and her boss went back to their hotel. Then then had "sexual intercourse".

Imagine me reading this in the attic years after it happened. My wife cheated on me. I had no clue. No wonder why she never told me about the lawsuit. No wonder why she didn't want to share the details.

There was a response letter from the company. They explained the "sexual intercourse" was by "mutual consent". No wonder why she lost the lawsuit.

My head is still swimming with these details. My wife cheated. Then she had the gall to die on me. I can't even confront her. I've never heard of a scenario like this before. Wasn't it bad enough my wife dies. But to make it worse I find out she was cheating on me.

I have no place to go with this. I'm not about to burden my kids with the fact their mom cheated. I'm just left hanging. I have no closure. I will never have closure.

In response to the poster below whose wife mysteriously posted #metoo on her Facebook page. My advice, get to the bottom of it now. No one should get knocked over the way I was.


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192,564 I hate it when people bitch about political stuff. Trump, Obama, Clinton, Bush, etc. if you change our conversation from the baseball diamond to the Oval Office, you lost 80 IQ points in my view. I don't fucking care, and you now look like a tool to me, and I picture a llama burping while I listen to you spewing Trump hatred while wishing you could have been so lucky to lick Hillary's naval lint.

It's pretty pathetic really, how you think your "save the world" tears make a difference in the real world. But hey, you bring a handle of whiskey to me every weekend so I'll put up with your bullshit to get free drinks. But you're still a fucking idiot trying to live in a fantasy land.


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192,563 I don't give a damn about the guys, but every time I go to a restaurant I ogle the female employees. Mostly. I've seen my wife half drooling over waiters. I don't care. She can lust them all she wants, and if I'm lucky, she will grant me permission to attempt sex while she thinks of them.

But the waitresses? I picture all of them naked. Always. I can think of them again while I shower, but while she is carrying out my plate with a wife-approved salad, I smile while picturing her bringing me food while naked, then she can sit on my lap while writing down my wife's draconian order.

Yeah. We both have issues. But damn I'd love to lick the waitress' nipples when she brings me a new beer!


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192,562 Trump. Eh. I see why people have concerns about him. But one thing is for sure when it comes to the government shutdown mess, Senator Charles Schumer has to go. He's bad for America. He put the concerns of immigrants before the concerns for Americans.

I'm a middle of the road voter. I see both sides when it comes to typical issues, like banning guns. Democrats and republicans both have their valid points. Same with abortion. Same with healthcare. Many shades of gray. No one side is 100% correct.

But with this shutdown, either we decide to help Americans or we decide to help immigrants. Common sense told me there are enough smart people involved that we will end up helping Americans. This is as it should be.

But Senator Schumer wanted it the other way around. That's politics gone too far. He lost sight of what he's supposed to stand for - his country and his citizens. He has to go.


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192,561 Know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em.  Why is this such a secret to so many people?


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192,560 It's a special young woman who puts notices on her Facebook page that she'll be dancing at the strip club where you can get 2 for 1 lap dances.  I think I want to get to know this girl.


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192,559 The fake news is killing America - I agree with Vlad Putin on this point.  

-  Dems. vs. Reps (as if anyone if either 100% liberal or conservative on every single issue)

-  Black vs. White vs. Hispanic vs. Jew vs. Christian vs. Muslim vs. Hindu vs. Man vs. Woman, vs. Gay vs. Hetero vs. LGBT vs. wealthy vs. rich vs. middle class vs. working class vs. poor  

It s all part of one big civil war meant to divide US.   Divide and conquer.    


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192,557 I have a friend. She bought a fixer upper house about 5 years ago. She painted the walls and sanded the floors and so on. She sold it a few months later at a profit of $30,000.

She bought another fixer upper. Did the work and sold it at a profit of $40,000.

She did this a few more times.

Last year she bought an even bigger fixer upper. No one was buying though. She finally sold it. But this time it was at a loss of $150,000.  Which completely wiped out her profits over the last 5 years.

:(

Life isn't fair.


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192,556 Why is it that when guys play sports they constantly need to touch each other? Someone mentioned the hand shaking thing. But there is also the touches during the game. The fist bumps. The fanny smacks. The butting of helmets. The pat on the shoulder. Why do guys constantly feel the need to touch other guys. I'm a guy. Stopping trying to touch me.


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192,555 I eat lunch out often. Usually I am by myself and it’s a fast-food place. As I sit there reading cavecanum I can’t help but overhear other people’s conversation. Holy Fucking Shit! People are absolute morons! They talk about the most senseless non-interesting things! If you eavesdropped on my conversations with my wife you would be interested. We talk about our sex life, the crazy things we know about co-workers, funny things in the news, etc. The couple I am listening to right now have talked about the hamburger and fries they are currently eating for about 15 minutes! I shit you not. Their conversation has lasted fifteen minutes talking about meat, buns, napkins and milkshakes. My God people are fucking idiots.


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192,554 Where I work, they removed all web browsers from the computers and all employees have to leave their cell phones with the front receptionist.  It's amazing how much more work we get done when not shopping on Amazon and looking at sports scores.


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192,553 I asked my wife what the whole # resist movement all these women are marching about.  I honestly wanted to know. She said she wasn’t sure but her friends where marching because the other one was. What? Is that like one goes to the restroom and then they all go? Pretty much.


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192,552 Generally I love what I do. I'm a nurse. It's my calling in life. Today, for the first time in a long long time I dreaded coming to work. I had to drag myself here. Usually, I'm the opposite. Today, however, I've hated ever second. I'm literally biding my time until 7pm when I get off. I do not want to be here. I wonder if I'm getting burned out. My patients aren't suffering from my lack of desire to work today, because I'm sure they're taken care of. It is my 5th twelve hour shift in a row, so maybe that's it. I've worked longer stretches, and still haven't felt this way, so I don't know what it is. I wish I could snap out of this and feel good about the rest of my shift.


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192,551 My little boy loves police officers.  It's normal.  I did, too, when I was his age.  I wanted to be a cop.  He has all these police toys he loves more than anything.

Now that I'm older and I know that most police officers are psychopaths used by the state to murder and oppress, I find myself in disgust with all these police toys he has.

But he's a child.  He will learn the truth as surely as I learned it.


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192,550 My daughter just turned 12. Most of the time she acts like she doesn't want to be around her dad or I. I miss her being little and snuggling with us. Now, when I bring up her lying in bed with me and watching a movie, she comes up with an excuse not to. I hope she won't hate me forever. I hope this is a phase. I miss her so much


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192,549 My wife posted on her FB page "#metoo".  But she won't tell me what its about.  Really makes me think.


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192,548 Love him or hate him, does anyone really give a shit how heavy Donald Trump is?


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192,547 I always feel guilty after watching porn. Especially if I masturbate too.


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192,546 When my dad was 2 years younger than my current age, he had triple bypass surgery. I keep waiting for it to happen to me. It not a pleasant way to spend my day to day, waiting for something catastrophic to happen.


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192,545 So what are the rules? I'm new to this. Is it OK to play porn loud enough for me to hear in my hotel room? What if others hear it? Is that bad ?

I actually kind of want the passers-by to hear sounds of women pretending to like having sex. It will make me feel good. Not like at home where sex is forbidden.

I just want to hear the shitty sound track for porns once in a while.


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192,544 As I type this, I'm totally drunk. Shitfaced.  I'm also naked. In front of my hotel room window that faces a business. With jet lag, 87 windows of workers could see in to my hotel room window to watch me wake up naked and wander after my shower.

The thought turns me on, but the nagging voice in the back of my head tries to make me sad. It's right though. NOBODY wants to see a gross middle aged man with morning wood.  I miss being younger and somewhat attractive.


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192,543 Are picture uploads still allowed on the new CC? Like the old blue site said, even "dirty" ones used to be OK. Just curious. Asking for a friend with nice boobs.


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192,541 I think Trump weighs 327 pounds and the doctor intentionally wrote down 237 so he could make it seem like Trump weighed less, but also at the same time he had plausible deniability. He could claim he inadvertently reversed the digits.


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192,540 Years ago I had this guy try to bully me intellectually.  He must have thought he was brilliant.  He came up to me and said something condescendingly like, "I know you're a really smart guy, so what's the answer to this question...?"  And he gave me this "brain teaser."  I looked at him and gave him the answer the straight away.  He had a twisted look of confusion on his face.  I don't even know if I gave him the right answer, but I was smart enough to respond to him in total confidence as if the answer was dead simple and his question bored me.  What a fucking idiot.


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192,539 When someone sends me political or religious links on my feed, I just deleted immediately it goes straight to trash , I don't even bother to look at.


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192,538 I’m a girl and I want to get laid but I’m afraid of the repercussions if I do it with a stranger


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192,537 Until the day I die, I will never EVER understand why the players have to shake hands at the end of the game. When I lose, I don't want to shake hands.  I want to go over and punch my foes in the face.  Fuck them all to hell for winning.

In the face of defeat the ONLY emotion one should feel is total, 100% uncontrollable RAGE.  

This is why I don't play games anymore, not with people or even alone.  Losing is NEVER, NEVER, NEVER Acceptable.

Period.  


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192,536 Undiagnosed, but pretty sure I have MDD or GAD (clinical Depression & Anxiety, respectively). The combination of this and the continued realizations about how shitty humans make this world has made me, in the general sense, suicidal.

Sometimes it's like agony to think about waking up and continuing life, so much so that I break down in tears and despair at the thought that I have to keep going.

Most of the time though, it's just a general lack of desire for anything. I don't want success, I don't want love, I don't want food or children or emotions or friends to be around me. I just want to be in bed, alone, or to just die already and be done. Then I'd never have to do anything again.

The one thing that makes me feel guilty for these thoughts is when people tell me they miss me, and that my presence makes them happier and calmer. When they tell me in not so many words that they really want/need me in their lives. I feel bad, because i don't want to be a part of any of it.

Very few know that I feel this way. Why bother to tell more than that? But they won't have to worry about it. I'm still here, out of obligation and love for my friends, out of cowardice because the idea of the process of dying scares me a lot, and because some part of me believes in God and that He has a purpose for all this pain.

I realize that human fragility in the wake of our insignificance is a pathetic reason to be religious, but it's the strongest thing that's keeping me here. And here I'll stay until it's my time to go.


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192,535 Why does every guy I date want to stick his weenie in my buttocks? Guaranteed in the first half dozen dates he makes an attempt. Is it a domination thing or are all of you secretly gay?


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192,534 My mother is so addicted to shopping, and pushes me to do the same.  I get so disgusted and never want to spend time with her.  She uses me to shop more.


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192,533 I've officially been divorced 4 months. I'm wounded because my ex-wife has a new boyfriend. She's obviously fucking him. It troubles me to think of her spreading her legs for someone new. But you know what bothers me more? My kids have met him and they tell me he's nice and they like him yada yada. I feel betrayed. My kids are supposed to tell me he's an ass.


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192,532 Women are so crazy to varying degrees but dating women now is so tough they are so crazy especially those over 40. We get it you were abused by your ex-husband and he still a jerk to you let it go


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192,531 There was another girl that hung out with the same people I hang out with. We would often be at social gatherings together. We got along fine, but we weren't much more than acquaintances. Then one day out of the blue she invited me to go out for dinner just the two of us. I was surprised, but sure, why not. So we went out and had fun. Not long after that, my boyfriend proposed to me. She was sooo excited to help me plan my wedding. She was such a huge help too! She helped me with my dress, the bridesmaids dresses, she made the invitations herself! AND mailed them for me. We went to wedding shows together. She helped me make the table gifts. We spent a lot of time together and became pretty good friends. But after the wedding was over, she kind of faded away. She was always too busy to get together and barely responded to invitations. We now see each other maybe 2-3 times a year at social gatherings.

I realize she just wanted to plan a wedding. She knew my boyfriend was going to propose and that's why she invited me out. She was using me for my wedding!

I don't begrudge her for that. She obviously had her reasons. There are no hard feelings.


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192,529 I had a massage recently at a new place in town. I noticed on the walls that there were signs requesting that people not ask for illegal erotic services.  It seemed unusual. I've never seen that posted anywhere I've ever been to before.


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192,528 I am a female who doesn't hate Trump. Yea he says things he shouldn't, so what? And he's arrogant. That doesn't bother me. And this whole metoo movement, it's starting to look like a witch hunt. I'm sure a lot of the accusations are true, but I doubt 100 percent of them are. But I wouldn't dare say these things out loud to other women, or more "progressive" guys. Hell no, people get so angry. I'm in my 30s too, women my age are supposed to hate him and believe in these things. I don't. I have a pretty unpopular opinion and I would never say it out loud in a room full of women.


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192,527 My wife's good female friend is a masseuse. Every few months my wife helps the friend in some way and the friend gives my wife a free massage. I know for a fact my wife is naked under the massage towel. Women are strange. The friend rubs my wife's naked body for an hour.

Can you picture guys behaving that way?

"Hey Joey, come over to watch the Steelers game and then afterwards you can get naked and I'll rub my hands all over your body," said no guy ever.


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192,526 A lot of borrowed purple posers gathering together for the big game today.

And I am on my own because my "buddy" got a better offer.

So do I go by myself to a bar to be with other fans, or stay by myself at home?  Frankly, the former seems worse - more alone in a crowd as faces you are unlikely to every see again really don't make for a shared memory.

Oh well.  SKOL anyways!!


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192,525 When a typical person wakes up, first thing they do is pee or put on some coffee or brush their teeth or shower.

Not my wife. First thing she does when waking up is brush her hair. She goes into the bathroom and brushes her hair for 15 minutes.

Maybe it's just me, but I find this to be very odd. It strikes me as exceedingly vain.


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192,524 I've been leading a double life for so long, it seems natural.  Only when the two bump against each other do I know how fucked up my life is.


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192,523 There is pretty much a fetish for everything. Big women, little women, amputees, conjoined twins. Yet there doesn't seem to be one for flabby, middle aged white men. Huh.


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192,522 My secret. I'm so glad for the huge #resist March women are having. If nothing else, at least the obese women are moving and getting some exercise.


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192,521 Last summer I took the family away for a week long trip to a beach house. My wife's sister and her family came too. Each night at bedtime the sister in law would give me a goodnight hug while in her pajamas. When hugging her, something I noticed, the sister in law wore a bra to bed. This surprised me. I've never seen that before. Isn't it uncomfortable to wear a bra? I thought women looked forward to taking it off.


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192,520 You were my very last friend. I wish I had known how important you were to me at the time. I didn't treat you badly, still I could have treated you better. I was unformed, amorphous, lost. You're the last person I will love. So much about my life ended there with you. I will always miss you.


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192,519 I've become my mother. I was in an argument with my 14 year old daughter yesterday and realized I was saying the exact same words my mother did to me some 23+ years ago. Was received with the same detachment and disdain also.


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192,518 Coming back home has made realize a lot of things. It has made question a lot of my old decisions even though I cannot take them back but going forth I know not to make them again.

During one of my drives today, I was brought back into time a time I absolutely forgot of, it made me realize who I was then and who I am today. I have been having a lot of those instances lately and it has really made me take a look at what I will be doing on the future.  I have a potential job opportunity once again in another state but I stopped myself and asked will this truly bring me happiness from within or will it just bring me gratification for the time being? If it is for the time being, is it really worth it? Is it?  I don’t think it will, it is time to truly do what makes me happy instead of what will make others happy and for them to accept me. I leave it up to God as he already has a plan established for me... I must give it up and have faith.


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192,517 I wish I knew


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192,515 See me. Feel me. Touch me. Heal me


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192,514 Do you think it’s alright to leave your kids with uncle ernie?


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192,513 My little brother is back in jail in another state.  First time was drugs and car burglary. This time it’s grand theft auto and possession of a fucking stolen gun. What has happened to my baby brother? He is about to be sent to prison for probably several years, and now I’ve got to tell our mother that he is just gone and we are pretty powerless to do a thing about it. I am going to miss him so much. My heart is just absolutely broken, and our mothers is gonna be completely destroyed when she hears about this. I cannot tell her today, and I cannot save him from himself.


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192,512 When my grandfather left my grandmother and abandoned my father , my grandmother just kept going with her life , she never not once bad mouthed my grandfather same with my dad , I never heard speak ill of my grandfather even though he was a piece of trash and a bad father .  Revenge, bitterness and resentment doesn't do any good it's just poison you as a person sometimes it's better to be the adult and just walk away , karma soon or later will get the person.


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192,511 I know a guy who cheated on his wife for several years. He has 5 kids, doesn't work, and lives off his wife's money. Now one of his affairs has been discovered by the husband of one of his mistresses. The husband knows everything and is stopping at nothing to take the guy down. I say good for him!!  The guy is trying to lie his way out of it, and is threatening to pull children into it. For a piece of shit like this, no punishment is too light, right?. What is worse - high road of getting him divorced, or low road of getting him divorced and an accident that breaks every tooth out of his head?  My opinion is that him bringing kids into the equation deserves maximum suffering. Thoughts?


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192,510 The government that the American people pay for has been shut down because Democrats have prioritized illegal immigrants over the American people.

Sorry for the political rant.  Just a secret because I can't say this to my wife or coworkers or else I'd get no sex and no job.


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192,509 I just got a lecture about the flu shot I got earlier this week and how I should just diffuse eucalyptus oil in my house instead to ward off the flu. This is some Middle Ages bullshit. I feel like this guy was a breath away from telling me to grab a plague mask and stuff some herbs in the beak for flu protection. It is so annoying. People who have no medical expertise go around telling others to forgo medical science in favor of oils and herbs, and it’s absolutely maddening. I’ll stick with my doctor’s opinion; keep your oils.


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192,508 Middle age men with Potbellies , should have no say or criticize women on their looks or weight . Next time before you open your pipehole, look on the mirror the only way a hot women will give you her time or day is if you were hot and young or a multimillionaire which you are not.


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192,507 In my town the Democrats have their own Facebook forum where they constantly bash Trump. It's humorous to read all the crazy made up things they post.

This week it took an odd turn. Trump had his annual medical exam. The doctor released Trump's weight as 237 pounds. My local Democrats went nuts, pointing out how Trump is obese. They fat shamed the hell out of him.

Isn't that considered rude, to fat shame anyone? Could you imagine if Trump picked on a person's weight? OMG the Dems would go crazy.

But it's okay for the Dems to fat shame people. What a double standard.

I know my local Dems personally. It's a small town. I've met them many times socially. After reading their fat shaming rants for an entire day, I created a fake Facebook account and posted a picture of  the ringleader, this woman Mary. It was from a party we were at. There's Mary stuffing her face. Along with the picture I posted a question. I asked, "Mary, I'm wondering, how much do you weight now? 300 pounds? 350? Do you really want to continue fat shaming our president? Because I have more pictures of you I can post."  

Within an hour the entire Trump fat shaming thread was deleted.

Take that Dems. Fat shaming the president while you yourselves are fat. Proven, you are bad people with a double standard. I hope Mary is hiding in her house, embarrassed as hell.


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192,506 A very middle aged woman at work is getting married for the fourth time. Apparently she wants a huge elaborate wedding. She will not shut up about this stupid wedding. I really just silently roll my eyes and don't say much as I hear her incessantly talking to others about it. Lady, you're old. You're a grandmother. Go to the courthouse in front of a justice of the peace or something. Elaborate weddings are for young couples. You'll look stupid in a big white gown as if this is your first trip down the aisle.


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192,505 I wish this guy would get the picture, he thinks he is clever and a genius because he works on IT , I'm sorry I don't mean to insult people that work on the field but this guy talks as if he invented the cure for cancer . He is abnoxious , I known it must be boring job and all but please go away , your photoshopping it's laughable, bragging about making 6 figures a year it's peanuts compare what my husband used to make before he retired ( over 1 million a year) , and please get off of my social media it's creepy, quit following my family on Facebook it's just show how bored you are with your life , get a hobby that doesn't involve staking .


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192,504 I'm not sure anymore if I would be good at sex. My wife used to like it, but then we got married. Now we have shitty sex maybe once a year when we are drunk as hell. It makes me sad.

After a few months of secreting cash away that she doesn't know about, I think I have enough to rent a hooker. Some sexy young thing that pretends to want me, getting naked and begging for my dick turns me on mentally, but I'm afraid that my sad view of women hating sex my cost me a lot. Maybe it would still be worth it though. I don't have to fuck her. Just the sight and feel of her "wanting" me is worth it.

We might not do more than naked cuddles, but even if my dick chickens out, my hands and mouth and eyes will be happy. I would trade my car for a year's worth of 'viagra for women' if it existed. I actually kind of hate her for working so hard to kill my sex drive. But hey, she's happy. Fuck.


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192,503 Headline:

"Women's March will focus on voter registration, electing more women, organizers say"

Could you imagine the negative outcry if men did the same thing, where they pushed to get more men elected.


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192,502 Warning: This is disturbing

When I had my first baby, the labor was very long and because of this, the baby had low blood sugar and had to spend a few days in the nicu. During that time and after we took him home, I was instructed to nurse him every 3 Hours around the clock for the first month. A lot of the time he would wake up after less than three hours so I was beyond exhausted. My husband wasn't able to take time off work so he still needed to get a good sleep. So I slept in the baby's room most of the time. I think the combination of stress, physical pain from having the baby, Isolation and extreme lack of sleep and exhaustion really got to me. I started having nightmares and (I'm told) would scream in my sleep. I spent a lot of time in some sort of half asleep half awake state. I started to have this idea that there were two babies. There was my baby, then there was another evil baby. Or something evil that was masquerading as my baby. I knew logically that this was ridiculous, but I couldn't shake it. It kept coming back. Sometimes I wasn't sure which baby it was. Finally I couldn't stand it anymore. I don't know if it was a dream or if I was in some sort of half awake state, but I have a very vivid memory of strangling the evil baby. Squeezing it's neck until it was gone. And hoping to God the whole time that it was the right one.

Now, obviously none of this actually happened. I didn't really strangle anybody or harm a baby in any way.

But I woke up the next morning and there was my baby. I had no doubt it was the right one. And the nightmares and the weirdness and everything completely stopped after that. Now I am mentally healthy and happy (and so is my son).

I don't really believe in demons and things like that, but this experience made me really understand how somebody could. And there is a small part of me that might still wonder a little but.

The human mind can do some strange things.


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192,501 Biggest mistake of my life was filing an alienation of affection lawsuit against the guy who my wife was having an affair with.
A few years ago had caught her cheating on me for the second time, we talked it thru and we decided to stay together.  Little did i know she continued to see him.  I caught her again, she gives up the name of the guy, we separate and i file for divorce.  My lawyer tells me to let it go, no one wins in this type of lawsuit.  I find a new lawyer, I file suit.  Turns out he had stopped having sex with my wife a long time ago, but she had cheated on me  with two other guys, she gave me the name of the second guy to protect the two guys she was currently seeing. This all comes out in the trial.  Plus she was sexting and having quickies with men from the tennis/swim club we belonged to, she was known as the club slut  and I was the butt of many jokes.
To add further insult as the court records are public records, my co workers discovered that my wife was using me as a cuckold and that i had taken her back after the second affair.  I work in a construction related field and those guys will never let me live it down that my wife was sleeping around with many guys.
Plus the wife of the guy sued my wife for alienation based on my information and won a boat load of money, which of course came out of my pocket.
The worst part was having my kids find out that their mother was a total slut.  I had tried to shield them from the details but having your teen age kids find out very personal sexual details about their mother....well there is no amount of therapy that will fix that.  Court records are public and you just knew certain people were going to get the information and share it...we all know those people sadly.
I did end up with full custody but if i had to do it all again I would just file for divorce, and let it all go.  There are just some things more important than revenge and not having my kids know the number of guys that have had anal sex with their mother is certainly top of the list.
Also, the construction guys have nothing on the cruelness of high school aged kids.  The amount of taunting and snide comments directed at my kids is horrific. If I had actually given a thought to anything but my need for revenge I would have considered how this would have affected my kids and never have done it.


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192,500 A few years ago I went through a stage where I was meeting men on ashleymadison.com, and on my days off work, I'd send my husband off to work, take my kids to school, then meet one of them at a hotel. A few times, my husband called me while I was in bed with one of these men. I always had a cutoff time of 1pm so I could leave and get my kids from school, acting as if nothing had happened. Each and every encounter was a let down. All of these men talked themselves up as if they were the best thing that ever happened to the sexual world, then were such a disappointment, I left frustrated each time. I did this with 11 different men. Looking back on it now, it seems like it was another person doing that. I was being such a whore. I couldn't imagine doing that kind of thing ever again. It's really amazing I didn't get caught. I'm so thankful I didn't. I cherish my marriage now. I would have thrown it all away for shitty sex.


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192,499 Now that I'm older, I awake from my more lucid dreams in the same places. There are all these places. They are like my own versions of the places I've been.

The messy apartment.

The thoroughfare into town, almost always raining, sometimes there is an ominous storm.

The crazy-ass airport.

The sprawling cavelike degenerated factory mill.

The city center that leads to the airport.

The Pennsylvania ranch house, always alone.

Cars that drift into the rain-swollen confluence

A muddy hill, majestic above a steady stream

The culvert from the stream that has numerous  passages






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192,498 I always wonder is that god I’m feeling or just the drugs


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192,497 Most women I see in porn videos have a horrified look when a guy cums on their face. It's as if the guy just vomited on them. It's a big turn off for me to see a woman hate the experience so much. I haven't dated many women yet, but if a woman gave me a face like that, I'd never go out with her again.


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192,496 Today’s my birthday.... I made a deal with myself. If you call me today, I’ll let you back in my life. If you don’t, I’ll see you in the next life. Maybe we’ll have better luck then.


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192,495 I truly hate my life nowadays.  Everyone I meet lies to me. Guys are vapid, hypocritical, disrespectful, inflexible, and play the most horrendous mind games. I’m in trouble with the law and can’t move away now until 2019. I’m lonely, depressed, and can’t even make the change needed to end the pain. I just want my Old life back. This place has taken it away from me and won’t even let me run.
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192,494 I have a secret, but it's too disturbing to share. I can't bring myself to type it out. I plan to share it someday, but I don't know if I ever actually will be able to


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192,493 When I was growing up I shared a bedroom with my older brother. One night, when I was about 15,  I wasn't thinking. I was in the bedroom alone. I started playing with my pecker. I became fully erect. I stood by the desk lamp so I could observe it more closely in the bright light. Just at that moment my brother walked into the room. Horror! I quickly turned off the light and hopped into bed. I pretend he didn't see me with my erect pecker sticking out. But he clearly did. He never said anything though and I've tried not to think about the incident. The entire ordeal still embarrasses me.


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192,492 Some of the moms talk about how they buy milk for their families in one gallon jugs because it saves money.

I buy milk for my family in half gallon containers because it lets my mom friends know my husband makes more money than their husbands and I don't have to save money.

I win.


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192,491 I have a friend who isn't truly happy unless she's angry at someone for something.


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192,490 439 You’ve found the key to true happiness.


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192,489 Ha ha 486. I know the feeling. When my wife was giving birth, I was standing there along with a doctor, several nurses and my mother in law. My wife's legs were spread and a nurse was very adamantly telling her to pushhhh.

She did.

And out of her butt came a giant blob of shit.

The nurses looked at each other like, "I aint cleaning that up. Not in my job description."

So my mother in law grabbed the paper towels and took care of it. A few minutes later my wife gave birth.

I feel bad for what women have to put up with.


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192,488 Is it really so wrong for a man to be in a FWB situation with his niece? If they are of legal adults, both consenting, and pregnancy is impossible? Society frowns on it, but should they?

She is between boyfriends and his wife isn't interested, so there isn't anybody missing out. Besides, they turn each other on and love their stolen playtime.

Asking for a friend, of course


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192,487 My wife is still lying to me. She did have sex with the other man more than 3 times in the last 8 years. She did suck his cock. She did know he was married. Why does she still think I believe she did none of that? Just tell me the truth so I can make an informed decision.


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192,486 One of my friends had to have her hip replaced in her thirties. A few times right after the surgery while she was recovering, her husband had to wipe her butt for her.

THAT... is true love.


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192,485 The latest Trump allegation might be the strangest of all. The media claims Trump paid off a porn star to keep quiet about their sexual affair. Trump says it never happened. The porn star, Stormy Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford also says it never happened.

Yet the media is saying it did happen.

What's their proof?

They say a company in Delaware paid a woman named Peggy Peterson $130,000.

There you have it. Absolute proof! Records show that Peggy Peterson was paid! No denying it!

Uhhh. But what in God's name does that have to do with Trump and the porn star? What's the connection back to the pay off story?

None. The media is offering no connection at all. Just that a woman with a different name was paid some money by a company unaffiliated with Trump, as if that confirms Trump cheated with a porn star.

I mean, forget all the stories about Trump's mental health, these media inventions have become so bizarre that I'm beginning to worry about the media's mental health!


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192,484 This woman I know took a trip to Jamaica with her sister and two of their girlfriends.  They were all around 25 years old.  She posted pictures on Facebook of the trip.  In a couple of the pictures there's these same black men hanging out with them at the beach, at the hotel, playing under a waterfall, etc.  Nowhere else on her Facebook are there any other pictures or even a mention of these black guys she and her sister and her friends spent so much time on their trip with.

I assume she and the other women went to Jamaica for the sex tourism.  Jamaica is known for female sex tourism and pot.  They picked up these random guys and spent the week fucking them.  Crazy shit for a lawyer, a nurse, and a social worker.




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192,483 I don't think my wife has ever had an orgasm. I don't think she knows what one is.

At it's core, sex has two levels.

1) Rolling around in bed naked. This is certainly fun and exciting. It's better than doing laundry.

2) The overwhelming sense of joy from an orgasm. It curls your toes and makes your back arch.

My wife confuses 1) with 2). I don't think she's ever gotten to 2).

I base this on a sneaky observation. I spy on her sometimes through the bedroom window late at night. Not always, but a number of times I have seen her rubbing her clit. She doesn't know I'm watching, so there is no need for faking anything. It's just her and her hand.

She'll rub for a few minutes. Then she'll stop rubbing and start reading a book.

I'll come into the bedroom a short time later. One thing she has going for her is her honesty. I'll bait her. I'll say it smells like sex in here. I'll ask if she was touching herself. I bring this up warmly and lovingly.

She spills the beans. She coyly tells me she rubbed herself to orgasm.

To orgasm? No way. She rubbed herself. But there was no orgasm.

I think she believes rubbing your clit is termed an orgasm. I don't think she's ever experienced a real orgasm. She doesn't know she's using the term incorrectly.


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192,482 I love smoking a joint after a long day at work and a tough workout.  I make a nice dinner and get a good nights rest.  


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192,481 I know when I die, people will cheer. They will go to a bar and buy drinks for their friends. There will be high fives and singing. This is because I'm moral. I have a conscious. I always try to do the right thing. If someone is unfair, unkind --- I point it out. If someone wants to steal, or break the law in other ways, I interfere with their plans. I shed light on the shadowy plans of others.  This is why some people, corrupt people, despise me. Still, it makes me sad that people will be happy when I die.


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192,480 I just turned 40 years old.  Throughout my 20s I drank heavily and was promiscuous, where I regretted it later. I had no self respect and continued that risky behavior, always feeling like shit afterwards. I don't think I've ever had sex sober.  I had a bf who was a lawyer and 10 years older than me. He tried to beat me up when he found out I was pregnant (We were supposedly in a relationship, ha ha), disappeared afterwards so I went to get an abortion alone.  I drank a lot, ended up gaining lots of weight from drinking and binge/.purging by myself.  Until this day, I am unable to have an emotional connection to anybody so I am always single.  Plus, I lost my looks.  I have been vaping weed and it's helped me curb my alcohol, to the point where I don't even like drinking.  It has done wonders. it should be legalized.   I just feel overwhelmed and lonely sometimes.  Sorry for the rant.


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192,479 I’m tired of all the stuck up people thinking weed is the worst thing ever. I buy 1/8 for $20. Everyone suggests I see another doctor instead. I smoke, because it helps my migraines, and makes me feel happy when I’m so drained and deprived of happiness, and that is something I’ll always be grateful for. Don’t take it away, because some idiots abuse it. You still go to shut her after hearing about the pastor’s sexual assault on a minor. This is kind of the same thing, and weed HELPS in the same way praying or reading the Bible would a religious person. I’m just saying.

24/F/Ph.D


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192,478 Republicans are such bullies. It’s no wonder my mom is Republican and that she voted for Trump.

She defends him with vigor, too.

How did I come out of that woman?

How is this the direction of our Congress?!

Wtf has the United States come to? Have a tantrum and just shut down - never mind all of the families that are relying on their paychecks. Republicans don’t get their way, so they shut down the government  to get their way.  


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192,477 When I was five or six, my brother who was five years older than me asked to touch my vagina, in exchange for touching his penis.

I don't feel like this was this great, terrible thing, but I feel like I should feel like that.

I'm trying too let go of the past and this is something that is still hanging around. I don't know if I should work through this on my own or go back to the therapist. I don't feel it was wrong, but maybe talking through it with someone else would be helpful.


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192,476 Im typing with my left hand because my right hand is rubbing my pussy.


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192,475 It's amazing how well ginger ale in a champagne flute passes for the real thing. Just sip it slowly and seem to be enjoying yourself. If anyone asks what it is, just say it's "a little something bubbly."

A little secret for anyone who for whatever reason can't drink, but is expected to at work or social functions.




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192,474 I was such a jerk to people in my younger years. Sorry everyone.


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192,473 Ax from guns roses? A few years ago he tried to make a comeback, I don't remember but I think it was an MTV awards show and he look awful, he had so much plastic surgery done to his face that he resemble the infamous Cat Lady , socialit from NYC and he had like the worst hair extensions.  I understand people on the business have work done because their looks depends on it but some go overboard and it looks worst when men do it .


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192,472 I have worked in entertainment for 20+ years (I’m in my early 40s) and the hottest, sexiest guy EVER- hands down was Axl Rose. OMG! I’m not into red headed guys nor dudes with long hair (but he was so beautiful- face & body wise). He had an attitude with others but always flirted with me and invited me out on multiple occasions (I would never as I was married). Now I’m in a loveless marriage and wonder if I messed up my destiny. Oh well... I was probably just another passing phase...


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192,471 I'm Edging my cock at work. Getting so close to cumming, then holding, then repeating. I hope the Cleaning Woman doesn't come in.  
Or do I ?


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192,470 I hate my house because i live with 8 fucking people that are constantly eating my food. Not the big stuff, but odds and ends like butter, cheese and rice. I keep all of my non perishables in my room now, and i need to save for a mini fridge. Fuck y'all.

Or i might just move out at the end of the month and start over somewhere else. Bc honestly I'm not friends with any of you and I'm really sick of the bullshit


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192,469 It is okay for me to want my own happiness.
It is okay to care about myself.
I not obligated to sit there, smile and take your shit. I am  more then a piece of furniture. I am human and i have the right to protest your shitty treatment of me. I want a divorce.
Now if I can just find the courage.


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192,468 I have a hard time letting things go, mostly people and I htink it's because I'm afraid of being forgotten.


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192,467 90% of your happiness comes from your marriage or primary relationship.

I get it. I picked the wrong person.

Choose wisely.


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192,466 Many people don't realize the "new" mattress you buy can be nothing more than a covering over a wretched filthy mattress. It's sickening but not illegal. I saw an expose on the news. They peeled off the outer layer of fabric and underneath was a stained mess that looked like it came from an African ebola hospital.


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192,465 My wife often puts me down. It's wearing me out.

When I say something, the response will be "Well that's a dumb thing to suggest."

When I come home from work, she'll say "My friend's husband just got promoted. Why don't you ever get promoted?"

In the car ride home from a party she'll say, "[So and so] was very entertaining. Why aren't you entertaining?"

Leave me alone okay. Leave me the fuck alone.


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192,464 My wife and I haven't had a conversation in a few weeks. I'm not sure what I did. I'm not sure I care.


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192,463 192460.  Finally,common sense.  Thank you.


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192,462 When I was a kid, my mom reshingled the roof herself. I think that's pretty badass.


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192,461 I am in my late 50s and I have zero interest in being elderly. Even though I work out regularly I am nowhere near as strong as I was a few years ago. Why the hell would I want to live long enough to to devolve into one of those wispy twig people I see existing from doctor's appointment to doctor's appointment? Let me go while I still have some meat on my bones.


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192,460 Idk why but I'm getting really sick of hearing about the woman that went on a date with Aziz Ansari and felt violated by his actions. We've all been there before, where a guy gets forceful with trying to make you suck and fuck once you get back to his place. But i kind of agree with Whoopi G when she said "if you don't want sex, say goodnight after dinner."

Like of course it's wrong to force yourself on someone. But realistically, if you go to a dude's house after a date, especially a RICH, ENTITLED one at that, he's gonna want some nookie.

I think that the stigma against disagreeing with any sexual assault victim prevents us from talking about how WE as women put ourselves in unsafe situations. This doesn't apply to every case, but objectively it sounds pretty dumb to meet someone for the first time and then trust them enough to put yourself in their territory, ALONE. People are fucking psychos. Things like getting assaulted are the exact reasons why we're told not to do that shit, famous or not



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192,459 Gap in your resume?  Fill it in with something like "I was self-employed as a stock market day trader.  Had two good years, then two bad years and decided to get out."


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192,458 I have a four year gap on my resume where I didn't work. Now I'm looking for a job and really have no excuse for the gap, other than I was lazy and didn't feel like working. I'm thinking I'll put something fake in there and then cross it out with a thick black marker. When the interviewer asks what that's about, I'll say I was working on a top secret project for the government and I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to share any more details.


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192,457 Ok guys... Fair warning this is #metoo post, but it is one that I hope will open your eyes a bit.
According to Rainn's website as many as one in nine girls are assaulted sexually at the hands of the adults before they turn eighteen. And these are cases where there is evidence. Now most of the times this happens as girls reach puberty, but thirty four percent still are under twelve.
The girls survive. They grow up, though now they are more prone to depression, ptsd, anxiety, and other mental illnesses.
So take a grown survivor. Suddenly a man that she trusts or has authority over her puts his hands, etc on her. Trust me she turns into that little girl again and not in a good way.
There are those of us who will punch a man out for it. We were the lucky ones. We came out with a fight drive instead of the doe in the headlights one.
So be sure to ask. Ask if it is ok. Do they seem nervous, silence is not consent. and if you are transitioning from kissing and want to go further ask. Make sure you listen to her answer. We aren't there to hurt you. But we are not sure if you are there to hurt us or not. Don't accept a nod as consent either.
If she says no or cannot talk back up. Make sure you give her space and time. especially if she cannot speak.
Most of us have already been hurt. I've already been hurt.


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192,456
Human beings are NOT asexual or without a gender.  Asexual is a term for an organism that reproduces "independent of sexual processes".

You have a low sex drive or you like to cross dress as the opposite gender.  This does not make you an amoeba.

And I can't see how you are making the lives of  gay, lesbian, or truly transgender people any easier.  

The ridiculous number of so-called gender and sexual classifications are now being used as arguments by stringent social conservatives that being homosexual or transgender is just a choice or a feeling.  Not helpful.







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192,455 All the local surfer chicks in my town look like absolute shit when they hit a certain age. I mean, they're probably anywhere from late 20s to early 30s and look like 45. The sun just makes them so worn. They probably were hot and tan in their 20s but all that damage... lol. I want to surf so badly and I'm entering late 20s but my skin and face look amazing. Just afraid I'd end up looking like them, but probably not since I work fulltime and would just be able to surf weekends...


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192,454 I got a mattress two years ago, and it's already saggy and gives me back pain.  I don't currently have money for a new one, so I sleep on the floor.  It's uncomfortable, but I don't have back pain until I sit in a chair for a few hours.  Sleeping on the floor gets rid of my back pain.


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192,453 I was on my way home from the bar in downtown Denver and had a cop stop beside me the intersection and give me a friendly reminder that my plates are expired but said he was going to spare me a ticket just let me know.  That itself is a bit of a lucky break but if only he had known that I bought this car eight months ago, and have yet to change the plates over or the title to my name. Or that I’m on felony probation and technically don’t have a drivers license.  Or that I’m on felony probation and have a couple of drinks in me and probably just short of being impaired. Or better yet that I have no auto insurance whatsoever. That was about as lucky of a break is it fucking gets. If there is a God, I really ought to get down on my knees and give him some brain. If ever God deserved some good deep throat now’s the time. Thank you.


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192,452 I literally cooked over 8 lbs of food for dinner.  Took me 2 hours to pull it together but I did as I do every day.  I made Lomeign.

4 pounds of Napa Cabbage.
2 pounds of chx brest
1 pound of carrots
1 pound of zuch
1 pound of noodles.
can of corn,
Box of mushrooms.
soy, ginger, garlic, etc....

I get pissed off every day around 3 cause I have stop what I'm doing and figure out what to do for Dinner.   I'm working my ass off trying to get ahead.  

It was gone within 20 mins.   I didn't even get any.  I'm happy when it's over.

This is why I love being a dad.


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192,451 My wife goes to bed every night at 9 o'clock. There are no exceptions to this rule. It's like being married to a drill sargent in the army.  


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192,450 Sometimes I have dreams speaking on a foreign language mostly German and Japanese, on my dreams I can fully comprehend what's being said .  I can understand the Japanese since sometimes I watch Japanese movies and it might be my subconscious , but German ? I haven't watch a German movie or show on years , it's odd and fascinating how the human brain works.


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192,449 I'm tired of all the lies, backstabbing and manipulation. If we can't get along, great. Grow some courage and tell me. I'd rather know who isn't on my side.


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192,448 I know a woman in her 50s. She went to a diner at 9 AM for breakfast. Had an omelette with only egg whites because she said she is watching her weight. While in the diner she called her hairdresser to say she might be a few minutes late for her 11 AM appointment. Then she left the diner and jumped off a bridge.

This doesn't make sense to me. She was watching her weight an hour before she committed suicide? Who does that? She tells the hairdresser she will be a few minutes late? Eternity is not a few minutes.

I think the police got the story wrong. I don't think she killed herself. I think something else happened. She must have been meeting someone. That's why she called the hairdresser. She was meeting someone. She was divorced and doing the online dating thing. She was probably meeting a male suitor. He pushed her off the bridge. This was a murder, not a suicide!


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192,446 The hardest part about having an affair is falling in love, and then getting your heart broken in a thousand shards.


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192,445 Sometimes when I want to get something done, I hold off on eating until I complete it so that it's my reward. I do the same with intoxicants, though that's mostly because if I imbibe while I'm trying to focus it's just not gonna happen at all.

But it sucks when it comes to the food thing, because then I end up starving myself all day, and then I can't focus and have no energy because I'm so hungry. Still, I kind of have to do it because when I sit down and eat I like to watch TV, and nobody watches just one program on TV before getting back to work unless they have to


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192,444 I wrote a poem for you. You’ll never see it.


You were always waiting
With the door unlocked
I was always ready
To be your little slut
Your hair was best when messy
But very seldom was
Not that it mattered
Once the clothes were off
You became a habit
Very hard to break
I gave you up mostly
For someone else's sake
You always talked real dirty
I always came real hard
I could have fucked you daily
I always could cum more
We often said goodbye
As often as we said hello
Had to block your number
Just to let you go
I never ever contact you
But had to let you know
Every time that song plays
... by that British band...
I cannot help remembering
The way you touched my skin.


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192,443 From my vast experience, whenever I encounter a female dog lover, I nod and smile, but I’m thinking to myself “woman, you are fucking damaged goods.   Have a nice fucking life alone with your dog”



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192,442 It's funny how when you have absolutely no money to work with, you realize how you could make a lot of things happen with the smallest amount of money. And yet, when you're stuck in the drudgery of daily life of living paycheck to paycheck, you can't help but think about how much more you need and it still feels like you have nothing.

I'll get through this. God just feels the need to make me take all the steps, no shortcuts, no helping hands. I can do it, but dammit it's so annoying to have to do it this way. I'm not going to be financially comfortable for a long time. I have lots of bills to catch up on, and the world isn't forgiving when it comes to that.

Oh well. It'll work out somehow. I'm just focus on the fact that I'm not gonna end up homeless no matter what. That would be real stress, and I've been there before.

Isn't it funny how sometimes the only thing you can really rejoice in is the fact that you've been through worse than you're going through now? It's not exactly comforting, it just makes you grit your teeth and push through the shit


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192,441 Somebody on here said it, and I can repeat it, I thought I would be dead a long, long time ago, so there was a lot I just did not do, as far as education and other things that might have made a better life.  Now I am old and have many regrets.

Note this, young people:  Lots of people think they are going to probably die very young, but it is not likely.  Pave the very best road you can for yourself, and do it early!  Because the road you pave is the one you will navigate through life.  Mine is and has been rocky.  Make yours smooth.  

You're not going to die; trust me.  


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192,440 When I hear someone exclaim they have fibromyalgia, I roll my eyes so hard I'm afraid I'll sprain them. I'm a neurologist, and trust me... fibromyalgia is a blanket term for you're a hypochondriac who can't handle normal aches and pains from aging, so we slap a diagnosis on you and give you pills for it. Everyone is so excited when they get the fibro diagnosis. It's a made up disease to keep drug companies rich.


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192,439 I think feminism has ruined things in a lot of ways. I still believe the man is the head of the household.


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192,437 I have zero friends. I mean, I have coworkers which I like, and they like me, but, no friends. It takes too much work to have a best friend. I prefer to be alone.  I love being alone. I think having friends is overrated.


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192,436 Therapists are people too. Some are OK, some SUCK, some are great! The ex and I had to try several before we found a good one. The marriage didn't last, but I kept seeing the therapist as an individual to help me get past all the gaslighting and other bullshit the ex put me through. I would not be alive were it not for that great therapist. Thank you Linda!!!


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192,435 Pretty sure I hit a curb.. Or a wall of some sort earlier driving home. That was an alarmingly strong weed gummie bear! Wooopsy


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192,434 i cannot believe i allowed myself to fall and be devoted to him...yet...again. all these years. all the lies. the pain, the disregard, the abuse. and there i was...all sweetness and light to see him thru a challenging time. and now...i do suspect he has found someone new, is too much of a coward to tell me, and he has ghosted me. there is no other explanation. too many days have passed i would have heard from extraneous sources that ill had fallen him...if it had. he is either sulking over some ego bruise...or more likely, has fallen quickly and deeply for someone new. what...a...fool i am. i pray for God to life my thoughts of him and my hurt and anxiety...from me..and vanquish it. i must not hold on to hope, nor allow myself to be so doormatted...again.


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192,433 When my husband and I were having marriage difficulties we went to see a therapist. She was younger than us and very bubbly, not in a good way bubbly. I felt she was fawning on him and ignoring me. I didn't appreciate the vibe. After going for a few weeks I noticed she had friended my husband on Facebook and they were sending private messages of the form "How was your day?". You freaking for real lady? You're flirting with my husband when you are supposed to be our marriage counselor?????? Shesh. I insisted we drop her. I should have reported her to some professional ethics committee. PS: We worked out our marriage issues but no thanks to the therapist.


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192,432 It's my birthday today. I have no family or friends so I'm celebrating alone. I bought a 12-pack of cheap beer and a few frozen meals. I'm going to drink beer, eat and watch television until I fall asleep. Then tomorrow I start a new year. *sigh*


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192,431 I have a problem.

I had a baby five years ago. Afterward, my body bounced right back. No problem. Everything was tight and perky. The only lasting change was a few small stretch marks on my stomach that eventually faded to the point where you could barely tell they were there.

After the second baby (a little over a year ago), things didn't bounce back quite as well. I'm still fortunate in a lot of ways. My skin tightened back up, my boobs look pretty good, the stretch marks have faded significantly. BUT I have a gut now. It's not fat. It's just because my stomach muscles are stretched out and weak. I have no core strength. I also get back pain now because of it. I really think if I could just work on strengthening my core, my gut would shrink and the pain would go away. BUT I have no idea how to do that. I know after a baby traditional ab exercises, like crunches are not recommended and can make things worse. But I don't know what to do instead. If you google it, you get a bunch of untrained nobodies all contradicting each other. Or you find "miracle programs" that cost money before you can find out what they're about.

All I want is a few safe exercises that will strengthen and tighten my core muscles after childbirth. Why is that so hard to find?


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192,430 I think it is depression. On my days off i stay home and clean and listen to stand up comedy on Netflix. I have the worst time managment skills on my free days. I also start drinking at noon. - a nurse


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192,429 My boyfriend of 5 years also has “guilty father syndrome”. His daughter is 25 and has a husband....yet I also take the back seat to her.
He bitched and moaned about picking up a $100 tab for him and I on New Year’s Eve dinner all the while he gives her money every week.



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192,428 I think my husband has guilty father syndrome because we have this boundary problem where i have notice that when his son ask him for anything i mean anything he runs and gets it or buy it but when i do he gets mad. I ask for something at walmart or while we at home ill say it will be nice to go get this or do that and he always gets an attitude. Am i wrong? I dont know how much longer i can take


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192,427 I'm a 29 year old man, and I find therapists to be extremely creepy.  I was sent to one as a teenager with my family, and she laughed at all our problems, and thrived on the drama.  I dreaded going there on a regular basis.  Nothing was ever solved, but she loved the drama.  We stopped going there after too many scheduling problems, much to my relief.

For the past few years, people online have been recommending therapy for problems, but I find it very distasteful and will never go back.

I was recently watching a show on Youtube about the celebrity Bam Margera going into rehab for his drinking.  There was a counselor there that made sense at first and helped Bam stop drinking, but started saying crazy things like.

- Bam's mom April was "enabling" Bam to drink, despite April taking Bam to rehab and keeping him from drinking.

- Saying April was treating Bam like a boyfriend, and their pictures looked like they were a couple, which was untrue and creepy.

- Saying April should start feel uncomfortable and making her cry.

- Saying April shouldn't do nice things for people like making smoothies for everybody.  Even everybody else in the room was weirded out and started disregarding the therapist.

- Insinuating that Bam having a prank show in the past and his dad pranking him as a kid was a problem.

I gave up 30 minutes in because I was weirded out.  Therapists are creepy, and we are expected to take what they say as expertise.  They are not even medical experts.  They come up with ridiculous theories and try medications that may or may not work.  They don't understand how the drugs fully work, or scan the brain to see how it's functioning, but therapists are considered experts anyway.

I will never go to a therapist because they are creepy.


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192,426 That's what i hate about this world. Being honest and having integrity gets you fucked over



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192,425 I work at a public library. For this past year a young boy and his mother have been coming in every few days. I help them find books he might like. A few weeks ago, at the end of the year, the boy handed me an envelope. Inside was a thank you note and a $25 gift card to Starbucks. It made me cry. No one ever tips a librarian.

This past week I related the story to my coworkers at a group meeting. The head of the library told me we are not allowed to accept tips and I have to turn the gift card over to the library! You kidding me? This boy gave me a gift and I can't keep it? What is the library going to do with a Starbucks card? They can't buy more books with the card. I'm thinking the head of the library is going to use it for herself! I'm watching very closely to see if she comes to work with a Starbucks coffee!


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192,424 I know way too many people my age who soak in drama. I’m 24. You people need to get the fuck over yourself.


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192,423 I literally have zero interest in babies. I want to sell my ovaries, because I don’t think I’m having children. I’m almost 100% certain they are not for me, and I know I can get good money for my ovaries, but I really don’t want somebody else to use my ovaries so they can get pregnant. I don’t want to help somebody out. I don’t like people. I would take them out myself if I could.


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192,422 I have peed in my hubs mouth and he peed in mine. He also peed in my veejay. This is diff to do. When a dick is hard it doesnt want to pee, it wants to come. He had to concentrate. What we want to do but havent yet is stick a funnel in his behind and then I pee in the funnel. Can you imagine him walking around for a few hours with my pee up his butthole. #kinkylove


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192,421 I find it absolutely hilarious that men consider their penises to be so goddamn important.


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192,420 I get confused and angry when I see a guy who has all of his hair shave his head. I shave my head because I'm bald. I went bald in my early twenties. I would commit murder to have my hair back and these dumb-asses are shaving it off!


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192,419 I'm 59.  I have no money. I need to get a job. But as what. I've never had a job before. I have no skill sets. I'm fucked.


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192,418 I have gotten to the point when I'm off work, I literally HATE going anywhere. I have went as far as canceling appointments with the dentist because I'd just rather be at home unless absolutely necessary. I also clean the entire time I'm home. I don't relax. I never even sit down, and that's no exaggeration. It's like that's what makes me happy. Pop something on Netflix and get to cleaning. My ideal day is to not have to get out of the house for anything, and clean all day. Is this a form of depression?


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192,417 My work is now starting layoffs. One or two people at a time are told they no longer work for the company. I have a feeling my ass is next. Time to beef up the resume.  This can't come at a worse time since I just started paying off this debt. I'll get a better paying job or die trying.


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192,416 I hate people. So so much


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192,415 My cumshots have been So Glorious lately! I guess the supplements are working.


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192,414 I’m consistently disappointed by people.
If you don’t literally DO EVERYTHING, nothing happens. It’s my daughter’s birthday today and I asked my sister if she would bring her and her kids to a restaurant later because it’s a place my daughter likes. We didn’t plan a party, we didn’t do anything elaborate but I know my daughter would enjoy seeing them. I’ve been to every lame birthday party her kids have had and they live 1 1/2 hours away. I’m asking her to drive maybe 40 minutes to meet us at a restaurant. I know the answer will be no. I know that it is “too far.” I am so sick of selfishness that I want to murder.


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192,413 People in a nearby town were pumped full of fertility drugs to get pregnant. The kicker? They already have three kids. It's not like these people are infertile. Anyway, she gets knocked up and has 6 kids. Everyone in town is so excited and awww wee and shit. I just roll my eyes. Women were not meant to have litters. Anyway, now everyone is having diaper/wipe/gift card drives for them. What? Fuck that. Excuse  me, but if you CHOOSE to do that, shouldn't you buy your own shit for them? It just blows my mind that these people voluntarily now have NINE kids yet want charity.


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192,412 Hon, if you've got a tiny dick, I'm not gonna suck it to see if it gets bigger. I'm too old to be entertaining dicks i have no interest in to preserve your fragile masculinity


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192,411 The most lonely part of my day is bed time. I’ve been married for a really long time. Each night we go to bed and we are in different worlds. There’s no more cuddling, no pillow talk. He’s on his side and I’m on mine. We don’t kiss goodnight, no one says I love you, and no one ever tries to have sex. We used to do all those things. Or maybe I should say I did. I initiated it all. Over the years I stopped trying just to see if he would take notice and maybe make the effort. Maybe he’d cuddle up to me or tell me he loves me. It never happened. He gets in bed, puts his headphones on and that’s it. I feel really sad that this is my life. And yes, part is my fault, I stopped trying and I don’t want to try anymore. It feels unfair to put in all the effort. So most nights I lay here and cry for what my life has become. What a total waste of time. Time which is limited for us all and I’m giving it away freely. For all of this I’m sad and probably just stupid.


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192,410 I actually kind of want a slave. A sex slave. I'd buy a pretty lady, over 18, who presents herself as a maid/nanny.

Owning slaves is f*ing horrid, and nobody should do it. It's a stain on humanity. Slave owners exist in the world today, and they should be "drawn and quartered in the public square", but still, there's this part of me that wants one. For a little while at least.

Sexy body, a cute pussy and willing to bend over and take a dick once or twice a day. Do the dishes and mop the kitchen floor, not caring if I told her to do it naked, suck me off, then make a pot of coffee.

She can work 4 hours a day, have the guest cottage as her house, have a car and a life, spending money, date, etc, as long as she makes me think she's looking forward to my dick in her body.

I have a wife, but if you read CC you know wives hate sex. I just want  a maid. A maid who does a better job of pretending to like sex than my wife does. Is that too much to ask for? Does that make me a bad person to want a "sex slave" just because I have needs that my wife refuses to help with?


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192,409 It gets pretty exhausting living with a guy who over the years has become the father of two kids and a husband. It was great at first, but as the years went by, he has put in ZERO effort. For the last year, his days consist of getting up whenever he likes (he's barely making it self employed), sitting on the couch all day, and then needing a nap or two because he's so tired. Half of the week's nights, he works out of the house. Doesn't bring much money in. Me? I have a missing limb so my working is limited, . I exercise daily, do shopping, stay updated on everything the kids are doing, make sure their food and clothing suits them, do the laundry, dishes, vacuum.... I'm tired. I don't get a nap.  I HAVE ONE ARM and I'm doing everything. Wtf. I'm not sure how anyone goes through life not wanting to hustle, let alone give two shits about their kids' well being. Yes he's a good dad but he's a shitty father. Fuck I'm so fucking STUCK


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192,408 The church where I belong is irresponsible. The church is very poor. They don't receive enough from collections to kept the church going. Building repairs are needed, but skipped. Helping those in need is totally forgotten. All due to lack of funds.

Meanwhile the church owns the house next door. They normally rent it out. But three years ago the tenants moved and since then the house has remained empty. The church can't get their act together enough to bother renting it out. So it's sits unused. Revenue lost forever.

The church is a joke. It pains me, but I have to start going elsewhere.


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192,407 It's so funny to watch liberal news sources like CNN get outraged over everything associated with Trump. They'll pick on anything and try to make it an impeachable offense.

Today's scandal, Jared Kushner, Trump's son in law, is friends with Wendi Murdoch, the newspaper publisher's ex-wife.

Like OMG. What the hell was Jared Kushner thinking?? He's friends with someone?? Doesn't he know it's illegal to be friendly? What a scandal! How will the Trump administration ever survive this embarrassment??

CNN, aren't you ashamed of the way you behave?

What's happened to the profession of journalism?


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192,406 Bitter and jealous people don't age well at all , I was just looking at pictures of the women who made stupid and ignorant comments on Prince Harry fiancé and I almost fall out of my chair when I read her age , she looks pretty rough and old for 25 , she looks like meth head . I almost felt sorry for her , I remember being 25 and could still pass as a high school student .   Seriously it there something that all bitter and hateful people drink or eat , I noticed most of them age on dog years .


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192,405 I masturbate to the extreme when I'm home alone and my wife is at work. I go all out.  I'll jerk off and come close to orgasm, but then hold back. From there I might stick her vibrator up my ass, or my fingers. Or lick her dirty panties. Or try on her bras and undies. Or watch animal porn. There are no boundaries.

When I do cum, I rub it over me like a lotion. I might put some in my mouth, or up my ass, or on her toothbrush, or smear a gob into her undies drawer.

When she comes home from work and asks what I've been doing all day, "Oh nothing." She has no idea of the level of my solo debauchery.  


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192,404 I don't think any woman has gotten off thinking of me. Probably. I get the flirt to make them feel better about themselves.


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192,403 I’m so lost, sad and lonely.
I need to delete social media. It’s poison. Life isn’t viewed through a screen. I’m losing years of my life to watching and not living.
I contemplate on my parents when I was young.
My father bought some land in the woods. Because he was broke, he sewed his own teepee from canvas and lived in it for over a year while he collected salvaged wood from work sites at various jobs. His wife couldn’t handle being so remote and living rough so they divorced. My mother entered the picture and helped my dad build the house with their own hands, no extra help. I was born in the house in the summer of ‘84 & by winter thankfully the house had insulation but still no siding and no electricity. I don’t recall electricity until I was about 5, and no plumbing until 6. As you can imagine, no tv. I had the perfect childhood, and it’s a blessing and a gift to me to have experienced the beautiful simplicity of being in the forest and around animals, my mother cooking on the wood stove and the crystals that hanged from the window that cast rainbows on the floor. To have been poor was the greatest gift. But now I feel empty and lost because technology and the world feel so convoluted to me. Everything just...feels different now. It’s unsettling and it makes me think that the world is just dying. I have to quit the internet, and unplug. People are different now.


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192,402 It's never too late to do start over , my grandmother was very naive when she wed my grandfather , she was a product of her time where women were expected to get married , have kids and be nothing more than a housewife (late 50's ) , my grandfather left her when my dad was young for another a women . She had no education or family support, not just that but was full native  so she also face discrimination, she started taking classes for adults while working odd jobs , eventually she got a job as a receptionist and eventually work her self to sales , she was so good at her job that was one of the few people allowed to have company cars , she raised my father and uncle by herself , put them through very good schools, bought a house and when they were out the house adopted a girl .  I always look up to her and I admired her , she was able to accomplish all those things on her own while living on a country (Mexico) where indigenous people get discriminated, was lacking an education and was a women .  


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192,401 I fucking hate cold weather and snow. That's one reason why I live in Los Angeles.


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192,400 I hate pretentious people


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192,399 My wife and I aren't bad looking people, but we were the smart, nerdy, shy kids in high school.  No girls paid attention to me back in the day.  But our two sons are 15 and 17 years old and hit the genetic lottery when it comes to their looks.  They could be models.  Being nerdy, my wife and I chuckle at how the popular, cool girls at their high school lose their composure when they talk to our boys.  Our boys don't pay much attention to them.  They're more interested in the nerdy girls.


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192,398 I didn't try to create a future for myself because I thought that I'd be dead by now... Now I have no education, no credit, no home, no job. - I've got to figure something out now. I can do this.


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192,397 I’m ashamed that I spent so much money on Starbucks last year. There is no excuse. Their coffee isn’t even that good. I buy it, because it’s there. It’s available. I have zero self-control. #millenial


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192,396 I am starting to really hate humanity. Every time I see someone with a newborn baby I want to slap him across the face. Why are you adding more to the problem?! Arrrgh sieidooccllswlw


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192,395 It’s not him having a new girlfriend that bothers me so much.
It’s the fact that he will eventually tell her that he loves her. That is going to break my heart all over again.


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192,394 When I see a man and a woman with more than three children, I automatically look at the woman like she’s a sex-slave. Sorry. Close your legs, or tell him to get a vasectomy. Nobody needs that many goddamned children!!!


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192,393 Once, on the way to a wedding, I changed out of my jeans and t-shirt into a fancy dress in a gas station bathroom off the highway. There was a mouse in the corner watching me.


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192,392 I love the curve of a woman's pussy. It's like a sculpted work of art.

I hate the look of a man's penis. It's like an angry weapon of war.

Of course I'd rather caress a pussy with my lips. But societal norms dictate I must allow my husband's penis to penetrate and conquer my work of art.


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192,391 My prostate aches. This is what the idiom means, "a pain in the ass".

It happens when my girlfriend is a little rough thrusting her finger in there. I tell her about it the next day when the ache begins. I milk the situation for extra points. As in, "could you give me a back rub because it aches and it's all your fault..."

Some days my prostate hurts because a dick was banging around in there. This situation I don't milk. I suffer in silence because I can hardly mention to my girlfriend how a dick was in there.


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192,390 I have a coffee mug at work. It has my name on it. I hate when I see someone else using it. I hate that their lips are touching MY coffee mug.  It's mine. Don't you get it? I have it so only I can use it and I don't have to think about your mouth being where my mouth is. Gross. But I can't say any of this at work or I'll come across as an anal fuss bucket. But know that I secretly cringe when I see you drinking out of MY mug.


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192,389 I'm becoming a bad person. I can feel it happening but i keep making shitty decisions and getting drunk all the time. My alcohol problem is still way more out of hand than I've been admitting, and I'm not trying hard enough to stop it. Just another waste of space human


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192,388 At my 25yth reunion, I counted how many women I hooked up with in college who are now lesbians.  Three.


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192,387 I am watching Cranberries videos and tearing up!
Dolores O'Riordan you will be sorely missed, but never forgotten!
My daughter will one day have her daughter or son listen to your amazing voice and the tradition will continue to carry on!
RIP sweetie!


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192,386 I keep a folder of pictures of women I know on my computer.  When I get horny, I find one that suits my mood and I rub one out.  These women would probably be offended if they knew I did this.


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192,385 Of the women I chased after when I was in my 20s, at least half of them are still not married in their mid-40s.  I wonder if I have a thing for closet lesbians.


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192,384 I know right. I get the same thing from my husband's family. They are rude narrow minded people. They put me and my beliefs down all the time. They are not kind about it. But My husband tells me to be the bigger person and forgive them and move on. Why do I always have to be the bigger person? They behave poorly but it's my responsibility to make things right every time? F that S. I want nothing to do with them anymore.


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192,383 I'm tired of being treated poorly by people, and then told I need to be nice to people when I'm angry.  I'll just be a dick from now on.  I won't get any respect, but people won't walk all over me anymore.  Fuck your feelings.

EDIT:  She literally acts demanding all the time.  When people are in her way, instead of walking around, she violently shoulders through people and acts pissed.  I was told to be nice to her after she did it to me.  Jackass.


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192,382 My ex girlfriend punched me wildly one night in the middle of an argument. I was trying to leave to stay the night at my sister's so we could have time to cool down and talk it over later when we were both calm. I was on the ground and she punched me repeatedly while calling me a bastard.

Sometimes I want to tell everyone what happened. All of our mutual friends who think she's this wise and insightful woman. Sometimes I just want to expose her for what she actually is. A mean, insecure, bitter drunk.

But instead, I'll just leave this here.


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192,381 Is this even a secret? Guys... it's not about the size of your cock, it's about how you use it. Sure a tiny tiny penis isn't as filling...


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192,380 No one knows history.  China was under Imperial rule by the British.  India was under Imperialism.  Hong Kong.  Argentina.  The United States.  Canada.  Yet these countries thrived once out from under imperial rule.  Truth sucks big time but black countries have always been shitholes, and most likely always will be shitholes.  Zimbabwe was the breadbasket of Africa, feeding all the countries around it, until their leader took away all the white owned farms.  Now they are a shithole country.  

How can we fix a problem unless we admit the truth about it first?  It is like a body ravaged by cancer and then blaming the symptoms instead of attacking the disease.


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192,379 Virtue Signaling... I am a white liberal female and I cannot stand most other white liberal females. They are falling all over themselves to be 'intersectional' and 'inclusive' kissing the asses of black women and trans and telling these populations how amazing they are.

Its all bullshit. It is not about black women. It is not about trans its about your need to absolve yourself of whatever liberal guilt you have cooked up in your brain. Here is an idea, shut up. Stop liking and pandering to whatever your black "friends" are saying. You and I BOTH know you are full of shit. They know you are full of shit.

Just start listening. Make friends with people you like. Maybe those friends are black maybe they are trans maybe they are pumpkin spice lovers... but just fucking stop with your virtue signaling.

The world is going to flames and we are living under a mass extinction event caused by us and all you want to do is inject yourself with fake moral outrage about identity politics.

Stop wasting your time with bullshit. Start quietly making a difference in the world. quietly... white women. it is not all about YOU.


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192,378 Since some guy already asked...

What do women here in the Cave think about an 8 inch cock that's about 1-3/4 inch wide?


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192,377 I was with a stripper in a club and she was grinding on my cock and I blurted out something like, "Yeah, stroke my cock you dirty little whore!"  And I was like, fuck, did I say that?  But she liked it.


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192,376 My doctor recommended I stay away from food sprayed with pesticides due to the fact I keep getting these little tumors inside me. I get them removed, they come back. Most are benign but my doctor told me that since I grew up next to a farm, the spray is what might be causing this. Ok, great. I start reading labels, and now 85% of my food is organic. I even drink organic wine and beer. My tumors have slowed down too!
The problem now? When I go over my sister in laws house, their food is regular and the wine is cheap. I can physically taste the difference in food. It tastes like plastic. But the wine? I felt like I was poisoned. I got very ill after two glasses, I noticed it made me so agitated. Now as I sit and watch the world around me, I can't help but wonder what's in the food now? And for as popular it is to drink, the level of crap on conventional alcohol seems like an easy way to get people sick...Because tumors make many people very rich. You're all being poisoned. Wake up.


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192,375 The last 2 people I've hooked up with were other peoples' boy friends. It really is true, if you fight with your man a lot and never get to the root of the problem, he's gonna find a girl that doesn't give him any grief and fuck her as soon as she lets him.

Mind you, I'm not proud of this. I'm aware that my pussy is just an easy distraction and these men will never wife me up. But now I know 100% that a man will take affection from anyone willing when their girl's been being a bitch.


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192,374 Hey admin, I’m a smallish-sized person with thin fingers and I’m still fat-fingering the “flag post” button when I really want to comment. Time for bigger buttons?


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192,373 All the information on my Facebook is made up , I don't even post my real name, birthday, location or any personal information. I find it quite creepy when you get notifications on someone's birthday, and I only befriend family so if you are not blood related to me don't even bother .  


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192,372 Some people are so absolutely gorgeous it is sickening


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192,371 I hate how social media has changed our lives.  I deactivated my FB page in December.  My birthday is in January.  Without the FB reminder, I only received phone calls from one brother (I have four siblings), one aunt and one cousin.  My parents and grandparents are dead.  Not even my closest friends - some of whom I've known most of my life - remembered.

My husband made a post about my birthday on his wall, mentioning that I deactivated my page.  And THAT is where people chose to wish me a Happy Birthday.  His friends, I understand, but MY family and our mutual friends, WHO HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER, basically told my husband to tell me happy birthday, instead of picking up the phone and calling or texting.  

What I also loved is the people saying they thought I'd unfriended them.  AUNTS AND UNCLES, even.  Jesus, people, learn how FB works or get off the computer.


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192,370 I like being called a slut while having sex. Is this weird?
I wonder if this is attached to any psychology theory.


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192,369 I've almost killed myself more than once in the past few months. No, I did not attempt to commit suicide in the sense that most would recognize, but I did have an attitude and behavior that reflected how little I value my life and how careless I was with taking care of myself. Now I am paying dearly for it. I was arrested for DWI a few months ago after downing a shitload of vodka. I tried to get into a fight with someone that night prior to the arrest. I usually never act like that. I was out of control. You would think I would settle down after that, but no I continued to drink and do ridiculous amounts of cocaine and pills, then ended up in the hospital with pancreatitis and kidney failure. Spent 10 days in the hospital nearly dying. I suffered muscle and nerve damage in my leg which resulted in drop foot, meaning my foot is now paralyzed. I am only 32 years old. I have a master's degree and a professional career. I have a family and friends who care about me, but somehow I let depression control my life and I just didn't care anymore. I now have to live with constant pain, medications, and difficulty standing and walking.

The only thing I have now is the fact my family is supportive, I quit all the drugs and even smoking cigarettes. I am slowly getting better. I am in love with an amazing man, but he doesn't want a relationship right now. He is struggling as I am to stay sober, and I am hopeful if I keep it up too we can be together one day. He is one of the only people in my life who has encouraged me to get better and check in on me. I am lucky enough to be starting a good job tomorrow, and I am hopeful that things are finally changing for me.


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192,368 I'm average. I don't care. My lady likes it so that's all that matters


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192,367 I think “the chive” and “KCCO” is bullshit. Absolute bullshit. A cop out.


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192,366 I don't think women go around measuring penis, like seriously do men really measure their penis ? And compare sizes while taking a leak?  


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192,365 How do women feel about a 4-1/2" long dick thats 1-1/2" thick


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192,364 I hate smartphones.  I got this iPhone that was a few years old, and phone companies online had problems letting me buy a plan, instead telling me to buy a new phone.  I don't remember how, but I eventually got a plan with one of the companies recommended in the phone packaging.  I was able to pay with my debit card automatically every month.

I had to shut down my phone plan for a few months, and now I'm wanting to pay again.  Phone company websites won't take my phone again, saying it's not compatible with my phone.  I tried contacting my original phone plan's tech support, and they told me I cannot use my debit card and I have to buy a phone plan card.  What the fuck is this shit?

I just want to pay for a phone plan, and I can't?  You fuckers keep telling me to buy a new phone and to go out and buy a physical phone plan card instead of paying it with my debit card?  Fuck the corrupt smartphone industry.  I had an easy time years ago paying my flip phone bill.  Paying a smartphone bill is a pain in the fucking ass.  This is an obvious shitty that needs to be reformed.  I didn't even get into shit like unlocking my phone to a different carrier, or being forced to pay for multiple lines.  Fuck this shit.

I remember being with a group of people, calling flip phones "dumb phones".  Smartphones are the real dumb phones with dumpy service.



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192,363 I have a job and a career. I am a "professional" type of guy. I had three jobs at once more than once. I worked from home a lot, it cut out the commute, and helped me work extra hours for no extra pay. It sucked for years, but my family needed the paychecks to pay rent and eat.

But.......... I made lunch for my kid for school. I walked them to school with a stroller and backpack. I changed hundreds of diapers and made more baby bottles than I can count. No babysitters, just me while the bitch slept until 2pm.

My secret?
My fucking wife dared to tell me I was a bad dad because I was never home! I worked from 6am until 11pm, but she almost lived at the local diner with a crew of high school kids, and she would get home when I got up to get ready for work. Thanks babe. Such a good helper.

I love my children like crazy. I love my wife. But holy shit, she has such an inflated sense of being a perfect mom it drives me crazy. She's not that good of a person. She can't even face the reality of what she has done, but she thinks she is the ideal person every young woman should emulate. That bothers me.


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192,362 Three times in my life, I was nearly beaten up by redneck coworkers.  They assumed I was gay, and was afraid I was going to hit on them.  One of those times I was fired for fighting, even though I didn't.

At another workplace, I was sexually harassed by a woman for not wanting to dance and grind on her.  I was accused of being a virgin, then assumed to be gay, then was told that I should die of AIDS.  Everybody in the workplace thought she was awesome.

I can't go on with these stories, but abusive coworkers are always rewarded by companies.


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192,361 I think Trump just says things to get attention and see how far he can get away before they said enough is enough. I honestly think if he ever gets inmpeach , he will be relieved that he doesn't have play president anymore .  


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192,360 I had my children very young and did a pretty good job as a single Mom. Worked and eventually graduated from college. My kids are grown now and I secretly resent that they always want something from me. I did my damn job it is now YOUR turn to take of yourselves. I am over it.


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192,359 Fuck you

Fuck you. No, really, Fuck you. All you women that are posturing on social media, Fuck you.

I'm a man. I've been raped, I've been molested, and I've been used. Get the fuck over it. My wife was raped for her first experience in sex. So was I. I'm over it. She's not. I've been sexually assaulted a dozen times since I said the "I do" in front of the judge. So what? My wife rolls her eyes and said the girls were "finding themselves" or some shit, so that makes it OK? But if I accidentally touch a breast I'm an asshole. Got it. Thanks.

I think we have our priorities messed up.


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192,358 Earlier this week Donald Trump had lunch with Elvis Presley at McDonalds. I know with 100% certainty this is true for two reasons:

1. Someone who wasn't there told me he heard it was true.

2. McDonalds has NOT issued a press release saying it didn't happen.

Therefore, without a doubt, the story is true.


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192,357 After a spin class,  I don't like to get undressed in the cramped locker room. So I typically change out of my sweaty clothes while siting in my car in the parking lot.


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192,356 oh god, just heard last night.  The busy body in everyone's face, self righteous, prom queen from high school is now divorced from her 2rd husband on the grounds of an un-consummated marriage.  This after a year, and from a lawyer who would know.




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192,355 In Lukas Graham's song, 7 Years where he sings " It was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger". I always think '"We were white, white boys but we thought we were niggers".



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192,354 Nobody cares unless you're dead or beautiful.


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192,353 You think your husband will be at church tomorrow. Nope. He'll be fucking me.

#themistresswinseverytime


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192,352 I’m not ready to be done kissing you every night. As soon as this play is over you’ll be out of my life again. Forever. I don’t understand why you have this effect on me. You repulse me! You’re the antithesis of everything I look for in a man. You almost ruined my marriage and I still can’t stop thinking of you. My husband doesn’t know that every night we’ve had sex this week is because of you. I know that if I gave in, you’d break me. I’d lose my husband and you wouldn’t have me anyway. I want you. I don’t know what I’d do with you if I had you, but it doesn’t make me want you any less.


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192,351 I think my son's female teacher is actually a man in drag.


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192,350 I googled possible health benefits of stopping masturbating. Quickly realized every article was written directed towards men only. Yeah, I'm a woman. We do it also.


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192,349 When I couldn't have her, she wanted me. Now that I can have her, she shuns me and pushes me away.

Life is rarely fair. I want her so bad.


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192,348 I (stupidly) drink to relieve stress and anxiety. My wife is mad that I drink at all, saying I'm an alcoholic because I drink alone. Buuut... I don't have real friends. If I only drank with friends, I would have one drink every three months. My wife only drinks wine, and rarely, so I could drink with her, right? No, she wants me to drink wine with her.

My secret?
I drink because it's the only thing in my life that I actually enjoy. My buzz is what lets me feel happy.


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192,347 I can't imagine the terror for the people of HI earlier today getting that false alarm warning! Glad it turned out to be a mistake....this time....


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192,346 I hate to have to admit this, but the truth is there are no successful, thriving areas on this planet where blacks are the majority.  There are no successful majority black countries in the world.  There are no successful majority black cities in this country.  Anywhere you gather a large number of blacks together, the whole place just falls to shit.  I hate having to admit that.  But it speaks for itself.


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192,345 just so you know... i never left. the silence was deafening and i'm not one to shout so i retreated just outside your circle universe. but the connection was not lost. that wasn't up to me. or you. we just do. but yeah, so i'm still here, just outside the borders of your awareness. i'll take my love rare, please.


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192,344 My secret is I prefer dogs to people. Sure, there are some good people, mostly not. With dogs, they're mostly good, with just a few bad ones. The bad ones were made that way by, you guessed it, bad people.

My dog travels with me around the country in my van. He never gripes or complains, everyday is a good day to him. He teaches me how to be happy living simply enjoying nature.


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192,343 I was supposed to work overtime today, but I skipped because the people there are assholes.  I can't wait until I get hired somewhere else.

I'm supposed to care about this job so much, but it doesn't pay much and the people are assholes.


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192,342 My secret is that I really can't stand dogs.

When I'm around them I try to pretend I don't mind them, because what kind of terrible person doesn't like dogs? But I secretly hope they don't come near me and that nobody expects me to pet one. Ew.


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192,341 Have people always been this stupid and gullible, but social media allows these fools to speak aloud and confirm thier idiocy. Just watched a video on Facebook of a kids soccer league which plays with an imaginary ball to prevent the negative feelings of competition and loss. It was a well produced video with clear satire, yet as expected countless people commented on the insanity of the snowflake agenda. I am no fan of snowflakes or SJWs, but I am even more disappointed how stupid many people are.


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192,340 Yes i listened to you with tears in your eyes...but i just dont fucking care, shits been done your way for years, its time for a change, dont be such a drama queen, pain in the ass because you didnt get your way.


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192,338 The gal who gets all horn dog and rubs one off on the long drive home. You would never guess that she was either this eager to Jill off or that she was doing it as she drove home. Her attempts at pleasure were fascinating and hot. She would put her hands down there and fantasize about having intercourse with random strangers as she drove down the highway.

Harmless fantasies. Whatever might attempt to gratify her deep desires, especially this; an endless supply of strange. She was petrified about becoming pregnant, but I now know she was probably infertile. That's why it was weird when she let me fuck her without a condom.

She never got pregnant. I think I probably should have tried here and there now that it seems pretty clear she couldn't easily get pregnant. I didn't want to frivolously have a baby, but the key to my heart had to do with having a family. She can have my baby. But she will flip through the years of her life like a cartoon and she will never know what we missed.








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192,337 I'm curious about the man who masterbates at his cubicle. Can't your coworkers smell that sexual activity has been going on? How do you wash up afterwards? Do walk to the bathroom with semen all over your hands? What if someone sees you and your semen covered hand?  Do you wash off your penis in the communal bathroom sink? And finally, can you tell me where you work so I can rest easy it's not where I work!


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192,336 "When you  create your own destiny you have strength." .... I will remember these words.


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192,335 My secret: I’m in front of my closet mirror, opened my legs and slowly forced 2 cue balls into my tight little hole. Just came SOOOOO HARD.


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192,332 I jacked off again at my desk at work. that's hot. All while watching a porn of a woman giving a slow blowjob.
Women, stop jerking with your hand and trying to get it over with quickly!!  Watch a slow BJ porn sometime, you may learn something.


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192,331 I hate this winter weather.  I was walking in the snow, when suddenly the snow broke away and my leg fell in several inches of mud.


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192,330 Read the news stories closely. Really do your homework on this. Trump never said those words. There is no one who was in the room at the time corroborating that Trump said those words. One Senator made a blanket statement that Trump is a racist, but he stopped short of saying Trump said the words.

This fake news business has to stop. Americans in foreign nations could be at risk because of this fake news. The media needs to be taken to task on this. They should be forced to pay huge fines when they publish such irresponsible fake stories.


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192,329 I’m perpetually the pal. The confidant. The buddy.  And people wonder why I want to drink myself to death!


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192,328 I'm so excited - now that the statute of limitations has run out, I can finally tell all my friends I had incest with my sister!


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192,327 Well we all know Democrats are “for the people”.  Wait, how many voted to reduce taxes for working slaves? That’s right, none.

Hey Nancy, my secret?  I’ll gladly take that $2000.00 “crumb” my company is now giving me!




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192,326 This secret is really obvious but it's almost impossible to state without being labeled.There is no successful black nation. Let that sink in for a moment and ask yourself why there is no successful black nation. Ask yourself that if tomorrow there were to exist a successful (first world) black nation how powerful and truly trans-formative it could be. Using racism as an excuse as to why the black community can't succeed will yield no change in creating a successful black nation. The only way a successful black nation could exist is the same manner in which all successful nations exist and that is when the best and the brightest come together to create innovation, production and thus wealth. Africa is rich in resources, why is it that the continent is full of third world countries? If a country is too daunting, could we agree that even one successful black city would be a beacon of hope. Yet every predominately black city are all the worst cities in our nation. Imagine how trans formative it could be if the very best and brightest black people chose one predominately black city to make this beacon of hope...yet they all give lip service yet no real service. It's very sad the way black people are treated worldwide but what is even sadder is the fact that they are destined to have many more generations of oppression because rather than coming together to forge their own destiny they are reliant upon the sympathy of others. Realize the race card is played to garner the sympathy of others. Being reliant upon  the sympathy of others is always a position of weakness. When you  create your own destiny you have strength.


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192,325 My secret? I've been to Detroit, Baltimore, St Louis Hartford, Springfield, Newark and the list goes on and on and they are ALL SHITHOLES. Just saying...


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192,324 Today everybody in the US is upset that Trump called 3rd World countries "shitholes."

You know, because the rest of us Americans have never said crap like that.

It's getting harder to take people seriously with all this hypocrisy.


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192,323 Im ashamed of the US for electing this fool :-(


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192,322 Special Education services are toppling public school education. My district is firing main stream teachers so they can use the money to hire more special ed teachers. Where's the logic? We'll spend all the money teaching special ed kids how to get jobs pushing shopping carts in the parking lot. Meanwhile, we'll let regular education turn to crap. O.K., but then where will the next generation of doctors come from?


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192,321 I have a family friend. She was actually of my parents’ generation but I have connected with her and have known her my whole life. She’s handicapped, in a wheelchair. I love her, but I’ve been kind of pissed off for a bit because it took a few years of interaction to realize how judge mental she is. She judges the way I’m raising my kids. She always offers these alternatives which I saw as a good thing-some constructive criticism. Meanwhile my husband just hated it. His eyes would glaze over when she spoke and he’s just walk away. The tipping point for me was when she spoke with me in private about my husband. She told me he was insecure & controlling. This was too far for me. I’ve written her off since then and am pleasant but not open or receptive to her. I don’t make the effort anymore. She also tells everyone with young children to make their lives easier by having them do more around the house. She states she had no choice in this matter because she was in a wheelchair and her kids had to do stuff. I remember her house. It was a mess! I want to tell her that but I can’t. I just wish she could see how being judge mental of a family that loves you pushes them away.


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192,320 Your wedding is coming up next weekend, yet you continue to talk to me. You make small talk on facebook messenger, with the front that you're being friendly, but I know better. You're only talking to me to keep me in your life in some shape form or fashion. I get it. You're not over me. She's your second choice. You basically told me as much. I just wonder if it's a good idea to marry someone when you want someone else. Good luck with that


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192,319 Fake news in action. All this controversy over haiti. Pay attention to how this unfolded. The Washington Post reported that trump called haiti a shithole. Later they said their story is corroborated by - now this is important - corroborated by other media outlets.

What?? The press is citing the press as their source? That's not a source. That's one journal plagiarizing another journal, then they all give a satisfying nod that the story is corroborated. What bull shit.

Then a news outlet has a headline saying a senator corroborates the shithole comment. But if you bother to read through the details, the senator made a statement saying trump is a racist. He doesn't at all corroborate that trump called haiti a shithole at yesterday's meeting. To intentionally spin that in a headline to make it look like a senator confirms the shithole comment is an outright fabrication.

This is what the media is all about these days. They make things up.

In this particular case I wouldn't be surprised if angry haitians take out their revenge and kill some americans. In which case I think the media outlets should be tried for murder.


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192,318 I was on a cruise ship that stopped in Haiti for the afternoon. The cruise people told me not to leave the well guarded dock area. I'm a big guy. I thought no one would mess with me. Ha. I walked out of the gated area and was immediately surrounded by Haitians who wanted to sell me things, including a few cab drivers who were offering to give me rides. One of the drivers grabbed me and started pulling me towards his car. I broke free and told him not to touch me again. He then told me to get in his cab or he "will stick me with a knife." All this happened within 30 seconds of leaving the gated area. I turned around and walked back the 10 feet to the area inside the gates. I will never go to Haiti again. You think tourists should go to Haiti? I think that's an irresponsible and dangerous thing to suggest.


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192,317 I want to leave this world because I feel like I've lived long enough. It has been an interesting, and at times challenging experience. I'm glad to have had the chance to see what kind of person I am. I think I turned out pretty well.

But I'm older now. I'm on the cusp where my health is starting to fade. I'm definitely slowing down, both physically and mentally. The future only holds a further decline. I don't want to live through that.  I don't want to become someone's burden. Ending life now makes sense. Leave the party at its peak.


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192,316 I'm terrified I'm going to end up another mentally ill person living on the streets.


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192,315 I’m not much of a pretender. I have a secret facebook group of friends I trust where I can complain about my intermittently verbal abuser husband. I’ve also stopped crying now when he is nasty to me because I don’t expect any better from him anymore and I know he is doing it to try to keep control. I am thinking of starting a secret online journal under an alias to detail the abusive conversations.

I’ve noticed it happens about every three weeks and he gets triggered by the mildest of things or even nothing at all. I am starting to be able to anticipate when he will get mean and contemptuous. The rest of the time he is mostly so sweet and that is the only reason I stay...

I just don’t sleep with him any night he has been nasty. I know he’s past the nasty point when he starts doing nice stuff for me again - but he never apologizes.


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192,314 Who would go to Haiti or El Salvador for a vacation ?  I'm thinking if you took a poll of 10,000 people maybe 1 to 3 people would say sure, I'll pay money and go on vacation there.

I live in a college town full of progressives and not one person I know, not one, took vacation in either place or in any place remotely like that. Did some researches and medical people go? Yes that is so and it was Haiti.  Did they take their families with them, no.  

Once again Trump states the obvious and those who hate Trump can't stand that he does just that.


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192,313 Haiti is such a wonderful and beautiful destination island.  Simply stunning.  Book your next vacation there, you will not be disappointed!


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192,312 I like Oprah, but I can't rule out the possibility that she killed her son when she was 14. She admits to trying to kill him with bleach when she was pregnant, which is sad, poor girl should have had access to safe abortion services.  She glosses over the details of his death before she explains that she decided to never have a baby again and pursue a successful life. Hmm ....


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192,311 The only thing that makes insomnia ok is when I get to lie in this bed under big heavy covers and listen to the sounds outside from the open window. The best


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192,310 Choices have consequences. Games are games. Someone who was born here doesn't want to be deported to a "shithole" country they've never been to because someone else wanted to stroke the egos of a bunch of people who who think this is just a game and don't know the meaning of live and let live.

This isn't about how you eat your Oreos. This isn't tiddlywinks.









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192,309 I've been scouting out places to end my life. First and foremost I don't want to be a public spectacle. I don't want to jump off a building so I'll hold up rush hour traffic and everyone will be mad at the crazy jumper. I don't want that to be my last mark on the world.

I also don't want to die deep in the wilderness where animals will eat my body. The idea is not appealing to me.

I don't want to hang myself in my bedroom and be found by a family member. I don't want them to be haunted by the image.

What I need is to disappear, but I don't want to make a mystery out of it where a friend spends the rest of his days trying to find me. I don't want to do that to anyone.

This world needs a real soylent green option where I can go into a chamber and poof, I'm gone. No fuss, no mess.  Could someone implement that real quick? By this weekend would be good.

Thanks.



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192,308 I have a get rich quick idea. Here it is:

Google docs, but with the catch that it actually works.

Like when you hit a key, it shows up right away on the screen, not 5 seconds later.

When you make a format change, it actually stays that way next time you load the document.

And when you save a file, it doesn't suddenly vanish into oblivion so you have to do all the work over again.

I could get very rich off this idea!


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192,307 Haiti is a shit-hole country.  That's why my ancestors left.  Africa, not as much choice.

- M 45 Black, Haitian immigrant grandparent


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192,306 Kevin is mean. He knows when to ignore me and chooses to do so only when he wants to keep me abreast of the fact that I am not to expect one thing from him. He does This shut down when I need him the very most. He doesn’t fuck me anytime I want it it’s always When he wants to rarely. He makes a point of emphasizing that his child comes
First, as if I would think otherwise and as if I actively try to interfere. I think he is the one who is a problem here. He’s a dick and negs me anytime I ask him for any type of effort. I just wish I didn’t want him and could lose the love I have for him. He doesn’t deserve my warmth and I don’t deserve his baggage.


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192,305 Please just love me.


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192,304 Why is life so confrontational? Can't people simply live and let live?

Let someone vote for Trump. Let them like Pepsi over Coke. Let them like the Yankees instead of the Redsox. Why are humans so hell bent on changing another person's opinion to make it like their own? Why? Just let the things go! My God people waste their entire life confronting others. LET IT GO!


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192,303 I'm so tired of dealing with her. Every waking moment is her driving me crazy. In the morning I come into the kitchen and say hello. She snaps back, "What do you mean by that? Why did you say hello? Who says hello in the morning? No one says hello. They say good morning. Was that some kind of dig at me? Are you toying with me? Do you not want me to have a good morning? Is that your game? Christ what idiot says hello in the morning."

This is anytime I say anything, she turns it into a major problem.

She's not only extremely hard to talk to, she's obviously paranoid too and thinks everything is a slight against her. What a combination!

It's to the point where I just want to pack a bag and leave, and never to see her again. I don't care if she gets everything. She can have it. But she can't have me anymore. I need to be away from her and get my life back.


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192,302 My son rocked his math & second grade homework tonight and I’m so happy it made me cry! Yep, it’s no biggie to other parents- I mean who cares right? My son is 18 years old & autistic. This time, my tears were happy instead of worry, stress & anguish (just a small burst of happiness for now anyway) the little things really do count.


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192,301 Politics is poisoned by the trolls of the world. This isn't some game like God of War or something like that. History isn't something that is easily understood by way of google searches. This isn't some computer lan lab experiment at the local community college. This is the real world. Your choices have consequences.

Lincoln bears absolutely no resemblance to Trump. Trump bears more of a resemblance to a stump. He just wants people to like him. He'll say whatever to make people like him, but he's like a guy without a parachute furiously flapping his arms. Proof that I am right; Some people don't like me. That doesn't mean I'm like Lincoln.

I love the Republican party, but shit-fuck, look at what it's become? Jivanka and Trump, faux Republicans. Even Ann Coulter, Rush and others of their ilk have said as much.

The unhappy people on the ends of the political spectrum will never come together. The happy moderates in the middle will form a majority and sweep this bullshit aside.

Then, the people in the middle, you know, the people who are too busy to play games and are hard at work living their lives will do what is right.


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192,300 I'm constantly stressing that the trap door will give out beneath me and I'll finally be fired.


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